Chapter 33 Outrageous, Tears for the Listener

Location: Shifang Forest Hualian Medicine Realm

Time: Spring of 881 in the Canglan calendar

Event: Man and Nature: A Dialogue with the Rabbit Demon – A Harmonious Discussion on the Difference Between Mother and Sister

What you imagined -

Lu Duhuan, the mother cultivator, and the lop-eared rabbit, the male demon cultivator, still couldn't finish cultivating each other, and each obtained spiritual satisfaction, and the medicine realm seemed to be filled with happy air, and finally waved his little hand and said goodbye to each other happily.

The actual situation -

"I have a story here, it's just a tragic extermination of people, and you can't wait to have a rap that takes your father's genealogy to heaven when you hear it. Ning He slapped his chest with his big hand and assured the lop-eared rabbit.

Yes, that's right, they were told stories by this rabbit, who does not eat turnips and greens, but only apples and a murderous character.

I can't bear to fight, and it's hard to run, so I can only rely on storytelling to maintain harmony and stability in the medicine realm.

Don't listen to this red lop-eared rabbit with a child's voice, but it is a murderous demon cultivator who has really built the foundation of the Great Perfection.

Although their cultivation is one level lower than this red rabbit, it is not impossible to fight, and even if they can't do it online, then they can still fight in groups, mainly, listening to that child's voice, I feel like I am abusing children!!

What about starting in three years!!

Unexpectedly, this little cub rabbit actually kicked his nose in the face, and his rabbit lips raised a touch of arc, with two points of coldness, three points of threat, four points of murder, and one point of domineering that was only visible to Lu Duhuan, the mother cultivator, and came with a grin.

"You four cultivators, as well as this mother cultivator, tell me stories, otherwise you won't be allowed to leave. If you want to talk about the kind of "Oh my God, a certain Jianzun was cheated out of money by a Taoist couple of a family member and ran away with a wild man, Jianzun just wanted to earn a coffin money after lingering on the sickbed and entered the earth as soon as possible, so he had to sell himself in Hualou, and as a result, he actually met a former Taoist couple who was sold into Hualou by a wild man, and the former couple became sisters in Hualou, fighting to grab guests!" This kind of tragic story is stable in the early stage, tragic in the middle stage, and unexpected in the later stage, the more miserable the better. ”

Wow, wild rabbit!

Your ferocity is comparable to "The boy fell out of love and was sent to the hospital for three bottles of Jiang Xiaobai's alcohol poisoning and entered the pediatrics", the plot is bloody, the brain hole is leaking, and the scale is outrageous, just ...... What's going on with the little head?!

Lu Qianhuan: "......"

Ning He: "......"

Shao Mo: "?"

Mo Jianshan: "......"

Jin Qian: "......"

This rabbit actually knows how to play better than him??!

Rabbits not only love to eat apples, but also like to listen to tragic stories, so sit down and don't panic, this is the basic operation.

Even so, after looking at the lop-eared rabbit after he finished speaking, his ears immediately stood up, and he was in a large well-behaved squatting posture.

Lu Duhuan: "!!"

Good...... It's so cute!!The blood tank is empty!!

If this expression is replaced by Jin Qian, it will be greasy that can't be removed with tides.

But change to a red lop-eared rabbit to do it-

Ah, I can say those three words a hundred times and she can say them a hundred times!!

Ning He: "......"

No, the rabbit in this cultivation world is too completely mutated, right?!

But storytelling, he's good at it!

I think he was a man who was in countless talent shows in the 21st century!

He immediately rolled up his sleeves and swore that he was just telling a tragic and bizarre story.

Ning He coughed, cleared his throat, and immediately told the story to the lop-eared rabbit, "Once upon a time, there was a girl, she was dependent on her old father since she was a child, this father was very good to his daughter, but! This daughter is very unfilial, she made a group of bad friends outside, and actually led a group of people to rob her father's things, the lonely old man just came home to cook, and a group of strong men rushed in directly, they knocked over the old father's rice bowl, and the old father was immediately pressed to the ......ground by two men in front and behind, left and right men."

Ning He stopped when he said this.

The lop-eared rabbit and the golden dive rabbit are all in a hurry!

"What's next?!!!

The lop-eared rabbit turned into a smaller expert.

"What's wrong with that father, was he ...... by that group of strong men?"

This ambiguous phrase goes without saying that it is the golden dive of the champion winner of the brain hydration championship of "you should not eat, but you should eat decontamination powder".

Ning He was very happy to see them cheering like this, and continued: " The group of strong men pressed the old father to the ground, and wanted to rob him of things, it turned out that the old father had a treasure that could dominate the world, and the old father didn't give it, so they cut off his arm, however, the old father was still unwilling to give, and he was full of fatherly love and kept persuading his daughter not to mix with this group of people, these people heard it, they were even more angry, and the baby didn't grab it, so he angrily cut off the old father's head, hey, poor old man still didn't blame his daughter in the end. ”

"Damn, isn't this a brute? I didn't expect this daughter to be so ruthless and destroy humanity! Ning Daoyou, you made up this story, how could there be such an inhuman heir in the cultivation world?"

Although Jin Qian is sometimes greasy and mentally retarded, he is obviously still a good boy with five virtues and four beauties, and he was immediately angry and angry by the daughter in Ning He's story.

The lop-eared rabbit was also obviously attracted, and its two round eyes looked at Ning He.

"No, there's a prototype to this story. ”

"It's ridiculous! There is still a person, this daughter is outrageous, so cruel. Jin Qian said indignantly.

Mo Jianshan also said unfairly: "That's right, the means are vicious, the scum of the cultivation world, and the children of vain!"

Shao Mo didn't say anything, he was originally a stuffy gourd, and what he encountered since he was a child was not something that could be imagined by a greenhouse flower like Jin Qian. His ability to accept this kind of thing is obviously stronger than others, although he is not as angry as others, but he is also frowning, and it is clearly uncomfortable for the daughter in the story.

The lop-eared rabbit is obviously also a seasoned storyteller, although he was attracted, his mood was very stable, and he asked with great interest: "Who is the prototype of this story?

Ning He's eyes were full of tears, and his voice was low, "Well, this daughter's name is Gamora, and the lonely old father is called Thanos." ”

Lu Qianhuan: "......"

Grass!

Your story makes Thanos' coffin board unbearable!!

It was really the Hulk who listened to the silence, and the Black Widow who listened to it and wept!!