CHAPTER 26 BROTHER MO IS GOING TO GARRY TODAY!
watched Shao Mo raise his legs and step on the steps, walked up a hundred floors at the speed of a goose and a duck, and then slowly stepped on the one hundred and first steps.
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Okay, Pingbo is slow to advance calmly, worthy of you, male protagonist!
Lu Duhuan's mind was already like a wild horse's own picture, and Qin Wuregret took a loudspeaker and shouted-
Let's congratulate Shao Daoyou for winning the 100mm running championship at the Yuntianzong Games with four times the speed of the turtleβ
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MAESMES !!
At only 3 years old, she couldn't stand it anymore, and she couldn't wait to roar at Shao Mo like a physical education teacher would love her classmates in the 1500-meter exam-
"That classmate, don't use what you walk, don't use what you walk, move and move!"
When Lu Wanhuan was running a horse in his head, a big hand with distinct bones suddenly appeared next to him.
The big hand twisted a handful on her cheek without pity: "Kiss my disciple, what are you looking at?", and at the same time looked over with her gaze, "Oh, isn't that a poor bean?"
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Shut up, you poor ghost in debt is not qualified to say that others are poor!
Lu Duhuan brushed away the hand of the debtor dog with an expressionless face, "Why did Shizun come over?"
It stands to reason that these bigwigs who want to accept apprentices should not all stay on the Broken Dust Peak, rub the peep screen secretly with the water realm, and then comment on this as if picking cabbage, complain about that for a while, and finally pick a favorite apprentice for themselves to have a good time...... No, teach well.
"Tsk, kiss my disciple, don't you know that our Wangbei Peak has always been a single line?"
Lu Wanhuan was shocked when he heard this, what!?
Pupil-hole-ground-earthquake...
She!
Wait a minute...... Wrong!
"Why haven't I heard this matter from Senior Uncle Xiao and Senior Brother Qin?" Lu Duhuan thought that her master was an unreliable old dog, and said with a frown.
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Hey, the apprentice is not easy to deceive!
Bi Xing hid his face and pretended to cry, his good-looking eyes and eyebrows were all plays, his expression was extremely vivid, and he opened his mouth to say nonsense: "Woo woo, kiss my disciple, you actually don't trust the teacher so much, the heart of the teacher...... Cool ......"
Lu Duhuan lifted his eyelids when he heard this, looked at this noisy world with cold eyes, and stretched out his hand without hesitation and said, "Five thousand spirit stones!"
General things can't easily defeat the lack of morality in the play, but what she just said can.
Because this Wangtian Peak Dog Thief Peak Lord, who is second only to the Rakshasa Sword Master, is a monthly sect relief food, and he was once reduced to selling his portraits to the young women to collect for a living!
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Bi Xing is pitiful, as if incarnated into a [difficult, I'm so difficult] emoji, "Kiss my apprentice, I am your master, and I should talk about feelings ......"
Lu Duanhuan immediately interrupted him, "Yes, talking about feelings hurts money, fortunately, there is no relationship between us to talk about." β
Bi Xing: Autistic .jpg
Seeing that he finally stopped farting, Lu Jinhuan took his eyes off him and looked seriously at the scene of the trial of the ladder to the sky.
There are a total of 9,999 layers of ladders to ascend to the sky, which means ninety-nine to one, which is the transformation of the heaven-level magic weapon of the founder of Yuntian Sect, mainly using itself as a medium to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and then on the contrary, it is applied to the trialist with strong gravity pressure. The unscientific theory of cultivating the realm that is explained by science is that the ladder to heaven has the effect of strengthening gravity, and the burden on the body is twice as much for every hundred steps taken.
Hundred-step generation ditch, after boarding, all of them have rough skin and thick meat, in fact, it is really no different from the college entrance examination "one point kills a thousand people".
From the moment you choose to embark on the path of cultivating immortals, you are bound to endure countless trials and tribulations, and everything is an experience.
Climbing the ladder to heaven is just the beginning, and there are many monks in the Yuntian Sect who have sharpened their swords for ten years. Although sword cultivation is not forced to refine the body, nor does it require the physical strength to become as durable as the physical cultivation, it is not far behind. Therefore, in addition to talent and understanding, there are also extremely high requirements for willpower, endurance, physical strength and physical adaptability, so the people of the Yuntian Sect live like livestock.
Although Lu Duhuan didn't have to walk the ladder to the sky at the beginning, he also went to the Sword Intent Peak for two consecutive years to swing his sword a thousand times a day, like an emotionless sword-wielding machine, so that he had to let Daddy Qin feed him for a long time.
On the ladder to the sky -
Some of the people who rushed up before were now tired and panting, they were panting, sweat was dripping down their faces, and they raised their feet to continue to land on the top of the steps, but found that there was a resistance that made their feet unable to put down.
This group of early spiritual guys languished old men in the later stage, and only then did they understand how difficult it was to climb the ladder.
Shao Mo's years of experience as a medicine man in the Forest of Bones had already made his willpower as hard as iron.
And he found that as long as he got used to this resistance, his movements under his feet would be easier.
Therefore, at this time, he was particularly conspicuous in a group of tired and sluggish half-dead people, I saw him stepping on the steps with a calm and unhurried expression, although the pace was not fast, but walking up smoothly and evenly, his expression was indifferent and calm, not a drop of sweat came out, and he seemed to be effortless.
Lu Duhuan silently praised him, the male protagonist deserves to be the male protagonist, although he started like a turtle speed, now he has not only kept up with the big army, but also looks like he is at ease.
Bi Xing also noticed this scene, and his eyebrows moved slightly imperceptibly, "Poor Douding is young, but his heart is resolute, and his personality is not arrogant or impatient. Qingxiao was lucky this time, and picked up a good seedling with excellent bones and a tough heart. β
Hearing this, Lu Qianhuan looked at him with Ling Ling's eyes, "Then why didn't the master accept him?"
Bi Xing's expression seemed to be smiling, and he reached out and touched Lu Duhuan's head, "Kiss my apprentice, didn't the teacher just say that we are looking at Beifeng in a single line?"
Lu Qianhuan: "......"
Well, what else can she do, she doesn't have to forgive him like a father.
On the ladder, Shao Mo seemed to be walking as relaxed and leisurely as usual, and the eyes of the other people who were stimulated were red, and a small number of people who were still with salted fish before immediately tried to lift their feet up like an electric motor, but they were rebounded by this force and rolled down the steps directly.
Shao Mo heard the voice and looked back twice, and when he saw the person who had rolled to the starting point, he twisted his eyebrows in surprise, then pursed his lips, turned his head and continued to walk forward in a muffled voice.
Above the clouds, Qin Wuregret, who was stepping on the flying sword, glanced at Shao Mo, and raised his sword eyebrows silently on his cold face, he knew that Shizun had accepted a little junior disciple and let him participate in the Heavenly Ladder Trial. I heard that this little junior brother was brought back to the sect by Senior Sister Lu.
Now looking at this little junior brother walking on the ladder of climbing the sky, he is also a person with a strong heart. At the beginning, he was not in a hurry to rush forward like a brute bull, but he waited for a while without humility or arrogance, but his character was also unreserved. This is very different from Senior Sister Lu's fiery and noisy personality, and I don't know how the two of them, who are so sexually different, met and walked together.
Time passed, and the first pillar of incense was already in the end, and Qin Wuregret quickly inserted the second pillar of incense.
Shao Mo had already walked from the back to the front, and it seemed that he had almost adjusted to the resistance on the steps.
Lu Duhuan's eyes narrowed slightly, although his steps were steady, but he didn't know what was going on with Long Aotian, hey!!
The complaint in my heart has just fallen, and at this moment-
Shao Mo's speed on the ladder exploded, his movements were like a swift leopard, and when everyone was humming and panting and staggering up the steps, he ran up a thousand steps in one breath like a mudslide.
Seeing that the brothers and sisters who were climbing the steps next to them were about to pop out, they all exclaimed in surprise.
β...... What is that, a gust of wind?"
"Damn, someone actually ran directly on the ladder?"
"Was that a human just now? I thought I was dazzled!"
"Damn, they're all monks, why is there such a big gap?"
"Scared so much that labor and management almost stepped on the empty ......"
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After leaving most of the trialists behind, when he stepped on the 4,500 steps, Shao Mo felt that the resistance on his body seemed to increase several times, and his bones were in severe pain when he was crushed, and it became difficult to even lift his feet, the indifferent expression on his face was broken by this sharp pain, his face turned pale, and he snorted, sweat had wet his hair.
He frowned, stayed in place and adapted for a while, his hand clutched the sword tightly, and he continued to walk forward, while adapting to the resistance, he tried to use the spiritual power in his body to speed up the speed under his feet, but the spiritual power was pressed by this resistance and could not operate.
In the end, Shao Mo simply gave up the operation of spiritual power, his mind was blank, and he kept climbing up instinctively.
Soon, the second pillar of incense also bottomed out.
As soon as Qin Wuregret's hand turned, the third incense stick was inserted on the incense burner again.
There are not many people on the ladder who still insist on moving forward, and there are only about 100 people.
When Shao Mo stepped on the 6,900th step, his consciousness was already a little blurred.
In the blurred vision, it seems to see a seven or eight-year-old boy shouting "mother" to a tortured and scarred woman, and then a sharp sword pierces the woman's body, splashing bright red on the boy's eyes.
Shao Mo lowered his head and walked forward unconsciously, his mouth was open and closed, and his mouth seemed to be shouting "mother".
The hand holding the sword stabbed, blood dripped down from his palm, and the black-clothed young man's consciousness returned, his eyes were as deep as ice, and he rushed forward with some ruthlessness against the continuous pressure and resistance, and even climbed to the eighth thousandth step in one go.
Just by this time, the third incense had burned out.
Seeing this, Qin Wuregret said loudly: "When the time comes, all those below the three thousand five hundred steps will be eliminated. β
His voice exploded in everyone's ears, and the monk who was not up to par sat on the steps, his head hung down, while the monk who was up to par was happy.
Shao Mo didn't stop, immersed in his own world and continued to walk, his feet seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, but he still didn't give up and moved with difficulty.
Qin Wuregret hesitated for a moment, and did not step forward to stop him, he also wanted to see where the limit of this little junior disciple was, and whether he could directly climb the last step of the ladder to ascend to the sky.
Shao Mo walked forward slowly, and after a while, he realized that there was no road ahead.
He stopped and looked back, and the view below him was all in view.
"What do you think of the view?"
A low male voice suddenly came from the side, and he turned his head to see Qingxiao Zhangjiao standing not far from him.
Shao Mo replied: "Very good. β
"What's so good?"
"Disciple, I don't know. β
Qingxiao seemed to be choked for a moment, and after a while, he continued: "The scenery standing on the high place is completely different from the scenery below, and the teacher only hopes that you can re-establish your life." β
As if understanding the meaning of his words, Shao Mo lowered his head and said, "Disciple, remember, Master, teachings." β
Qingxiao nodded slightly and said: "You don't have to participate in the next formal test of entering the sect, but you can watch from the sidelines, so that you can preside over the next time you open the mountain gate to accept disciples, okay, go back." β
He waved his long sleeves.
The scene around Shao Mo changed suddenly, and when he came back to his senses, he had already appeared in the crowd.
Shao Mo swept around, and then met Lu Qianhuan's gaze, and Lu Jianhuan smiled extremely brightly at him.
Shao Mo was slightly stunned, the girl in his eyes was not wearing the fiery red dress that he usually liked, but a flowing dress like snow, but it also brought out a delicate and clear temperament, and looked at her fixedly, pursed her lips, and did not speak.
Seeing this, Lu Duhuan took the initiative to step forward, and came to a rainbow fart with a smile, "Senior Brother Shao is just super handsome, and he exploded! The entire 9,999 ladder has been climbed, it's super awesome! How about it, isn't the air above relatively fresh?"
Shao Mo raised the corners of his mouth slightly and quickly put it down: "Above, the scenery, it's very good, Senior Sister Lu." β
Lu Duhuan said "wow", as if he had discovered a new continent, and raised his big moist eyes to stare at him, "You laughed just now, didn't you? β
Without waiting for Shao Mo to answer, he continued, "By the way, in order to celebrate your perfect passage of the Ladder of Climbing Trial, I have decided to give you a congratulatory gift to keep you unforgettable, quick, follow me." β
When Lu Duanhuan was about to pull Shao Mo away, Bi Xing floated behind her like a ghost, and said a little sourly: "This is to call the junior brother, don't you want you to kiss the master when you have a junior brother?"
"If you want it, why don't you want it? Then Master, you should hurry up and keep up!"
Lu Duhuan also wished that there would be one more audience to witness her super congratulatory gift.
She took Bi Xing and Shao Mo to a secluded and uninhabited grove, andβ
Smiling like the Virgin Mary, she slowly took out a handful of suona from the storage bag......
As the saying goes, the suona of all kinds of musical instruments is king, either ascending to heaven or worshipping the church, a thousand-year-old pipa and a 10,000-year-old zheng, an erhu for a lifetime, and the suona sounds at the end of the whole play.
Lu Duhuan felt that a fairy like her who could play erhu and suona, and who combined talent and beauty, was really rare.
Don't ask her why she can play and blow, the main thing, she used to participate in the second uncle's second marriage with her mother, watching others blow like this, two hundred yuan in hand, she knew the importance of mastering a musical instrument!
Tsk, I don't know how many lifetimes of blessings Shao Mo and her master have cultivated to have this honor?!
How can ordinary people have this blessing, they can't imagine that they can still hear this fairy music worth 200 yuan.
She played a song "Kikujiro's Summer" to the two lucky brothers with an intoxicated face, which was lively and brisk, and the aftermath lingered.
Shao Mo: "......"
Bi Xing: "......"
Kikujiro's summer, as soon as the suona sounds, it becomes Kikujiro has no summer!
Shao Mo and Bi Xing stood on the spot in shock, speechless for a long time.
Bi Xing even thought that he might not lose the dignity of the Sword Venerable and just urinate.