Volume 1 Jiaolong Enters the Sea and Waves Everywhere Chapter 65 Human Beings Are Too Stupid to Eat (2nd Update)
The guard looked at Sun Shengli's strong muscles with the erosion of this venom, but Sun Shengli didn't even frown, he suddenly felt that he still underestimated Sun Shengli, didn't he see that this person's flesh had the intention of red evaporation?
"Brother Sun, your body??" Li Yanzhuo asked embarrassedly.
"It's okay, I think it's pretty good, it's a bit like a sauna, what's wrong?" Sun Shengli wondered.
"I think you should go find some elixir to nourish it, after all, your meat... ”
"Oh oh, it's fine, you don't know how dangerous it was just now. ”
"So?"
"Just now I was in its stomach, its body was like boiling boiling water, the whole body was steam, hot Lao Tzu is not good, and then I was ready to open an opening to ventilate. Sun Shengli swallowed as he spoke
“。。。 And then what?"
Then I took out my big sword and rubbed it at once, but as soon as I stabbed it, the snake shook like a stimulant, and shook me so dizzy that I couldn't hold the sword steadily. ”
"And then?"
"I just kept stabbing and it kept rolling, and it kept stabbing and rolling, and then I came out. ”
Li Yanzhuo was a little depressed in his heart, the two of you are playing a game, you and I are playing with us.
But soon the guards heard movement.
"The eldest prince, come and see!"
Li Yanzhuo ran over to take a look, the snake's abdomen had been pierced open by the guards, and it was immediately full of blood, and there were sword wounds on his body, no need to think that these were Sun Shengli's masterpieces, Sun Shengli also ran over, but he felt that the wind at night was a little cold.
Seeing this, Li Yanzhuo ordered the guards to take off a few pieces of clothes to Sun Shengli, and the guards heard Li Yanzhuo's request and immediately took off their clothes and handed it to Sun Shengli.
Sun Shengli waved his hand and said: "No, I really don't need to, I have my own clothes, and I can't get used to wearing other people's." ”
As he spoke, he took out something from the system space and said to Li Yanzhuo
"I'll go wash you guys first!!"
Li Yanzhuo looked at Sun Shengli's expression and nodded in agreement, after all, he was really dirty.
Li Yanzhuo looked in the direction of the guards again, and when they dissected and looked all the way, they found that this snake was really full of sword wounds, large and small, and there was a big scratch on every little thumb.
Li Yanzhuo looked at Sun Shengli's distant back, and his heart was full of complexity
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"Hee-hee, hee-hee, 1234, No, cold~cold~cold~hurt, hum~hum, my heart~ Oh, wait, dream, dream, crazy, crazy... Sun Shengli sang and scrubbed his back with a towel, but he didn't know that there was a huge object in the water looking at him.
A thirty-meter-old crocodile stared at Sun Shengli with his eyes exposed, watching Sun Shengli take a bath and sing songs in the shallows, he didn't know how a human could come here, but he knew that he could open meat today, and human beings were also meat when they were young.
Sun Shengli looked at two one-meter-old eyes staring at him tightly, and he was confused.
"Why are there two red lanterns on the river!! it's a little strange? No, I'm going to see it."
Sun Shengli jumped down the river and swam over, the crocodile was a little confused, this human being is such a cow, he actually swam towards him, it was really bold, and it was not in a hurry to wait for Sun Shengli's arrival quietly.
Sun Shengli travels fast, he is a rigorous person, he knows that everything has to be seen and explored in person, just like he used to be in a mental hospital, and the attending doctor told him
"You must not touch the plug of the drag strip if there is electricity, it will electrocute people, do you know?"
Sun Shengli looked at the doctor and nodded
"I agree with your first two sentences, the plug of the tow strip has electricity, but I don't agree that it can electrocute me. ”
That day, the doctor told him a lot, and told him not to try it, and Sun Shengli finally agreed, but as soon as the attending doctor left, Sun Shengli entered the ICU
When he went over to see Sun Shengli, Sun Shengli bared his teeth and said to the attending doctor
"Don't you think you're not dead?" (Don't take it seriously, it's just funny, don't imitate it.) )
Today, Sun Shengli also went, he was going to explore, he was going to observe, he was going to see what was floating on the water so big.
As he got closer, he saw a large crocodile with bared teeth, and this time he didn't think the crocodile was of normal size.
Because there was a crocodile farm a few streets next door to the mental hospital, he had seen it when he sneaked out.
"Wow, what a big crocodile, why do you eat so big, grunt" Sun Shengli hesitated to look at the crocodile and forgot to paddle.
The crocodile looked at this stupid human, even swimming would drown itself, it shook its head, his mother told him since he was a child, what to eat, what to make up, you can't eat stupid things or you will become stupid, maybe this is a creature with intelligence
So it shook its head and turned away.
Sun Shengli was a little confused, this big crocodile seemed to be very unfriendly to him, and he didn't know that he was going to say hello to him, so he was very angry and planned to rush up to teach him a lesson.
The crocodile swam wildly in the water, ignoring Sun Shengli behind him, Sun Shengli gritted his teeth and insisted on following the crocodile tightly.
In this way, a man and a crocodile swam for half an hour, and the crocodile came to his beach, and there were many of his kindred people crawling on the beach, one of them was huge, the small one was more than ten meters, and the big one was more than fifty meters high.
Sun Shengli followed the crocodile directly to his home, and he was surprised when he saw so many big crocodiles
"Wow, I didn't expect your family to be so big!!Wow, little crocodile, you're such a cow, what did you all grow up eating?"
The crocodile was stunned when he heard Sun Shengli's voice, turned around and looked back to see that this stupid human being really followed, and he directly raised his tail and slapped it in line with the truth that stupid people can't eat it.
Sun Shengli was knocked out like a meteor, and he shouted unwillingly
"I will definitely be back"
Seeing that there was movement here, the crocodile's people opened their eyes and walked to the crocodile
"Whew, I think I heard a human voice."
"Whoop~Whoop~ Whoop (I met a stupid * human on the road, very stupid and stupid actually followed me all the way here, I thought he was too stupid, I couldn't eat it and gave him a pump)"
"Wow~Wow (then you're doing well, you're doing well, stupid humans eat it affects IQ, you're great)"