Chapter 34: The Great Black Donkey
"Catch, I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, what's the next sentence?" a voice suddenly appeared on the side of the road.
"Leave the money to buy the road. Lu Yu took the words by the way. As far as the eye can see, it is actually a big black donkey who is spitting out words, learning to rob houses.
"Yes, yes, that's it!" said the big black donkey, who was very pleased, for he had heard the storyteller say that if he said this, these foolish humans would obediently offer good wine and goods, but after waiting for a long time, he did not notice any movement from the person on the other side.
"Damn liar, Master Hei should have eaten you, you dare to lie to me!" Seeing that Lu Yu did not kowtow and beg for mercy as he imagined and then offer his goods, the big black donkey was indignant.
"Look at it, don't hurry up and give your belongings, otherwise the black master will eat you in one bite!" said the big black donkey in a very unhappy mood.
"Okay, just ask Uncle Hei to eat me in one bite, if Lu frowned, he wouldn't be a man!" Lu Yu was also playful, and decided to tease this big black donkey.
The big black donkey was taken aback, he really didn't expect that someone would actually let him eat him in one bite, and he secretly lined his heart: Isn't this the fool who told the story?
I turned my head and thought about it, this was what he asked me to eat, no wonder I hadn't tasted human flesh yet.
Thinking of this, he made up his mind, opened his big mouth and asked the scholar in front of him, but the imaginary crunch did not appear, the teeth seemed to bite the steel, and with a bang, a white tooth burst out of the mouth.
The big black donkey suddenly rolled on the ground in pain, and said while rolling: "Could it be that the storyteller didn't lie to me, this scholar is a star in the sky, and he can't eat it?"
Lu Yu looked at the big black donkey in front of him like a living treasure, and he also felt interesting, this was obviously a donkey demon who was fooled and lame by a storyteller who didn't know where it came from.
"How is it?, is human flesh delicious?" Lu Yu asked playfully.
"I don't know how to know if I haven't tasted it, you come over and let me take a bite and I'll taste it. ”
"Okay, okay, but I don't think it's nice to be eaten, or I'll stick my arm out and you eat. ”
"Good way, maybe you are born with a hard head, quickly give birth to your arm and I will take a bite. ”
Lu Yu stretched out his white flower arm and put it in front of the big black donkey's eyes like this, the big black donkey opened its mouth and bit it, and then another tooth flew out.
"Don't eat it, don't eat it, you're too evil a scholar, isn't it made of iron-beaten steel?" said the big black donkey, realizing that something was wrong, as he ran backwards.
Lu Yu gently grabbed his tail and said with a smile: "That's not possible, you have to eat me today, if you can't eat me, don't think about leaving." ”
The big black donkey struggled to break free, but found that Lu Yu's hand was like an iron tong, and he was dragging him to death, and he suddenly screamed in his heart. Qian Donkey's skills were poor, so he had to kick hard, who knew that it was still like kicking a stone, but he only felt that his hooves hurt badly, but he didn't see any change in the scholar.
"Since you can't eat me, I'm sorry I'm going to eat you. Lu Yu showed his white teeth and smiled.
When the big black donkey saw this situation, he was immediately frightened, and Lu Yu's handsome smiling face was already a terrible demon in his eyes. Shaking his huge donkey head, he said, "I'm just an old black donkey, and the meat is very unpalatable." ”
"I've heard people say: dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the ground. I didn't have a chance to taste this dragon meat, but I can still taste donkey meat. ”
The big black donkey secretly said bitterly in his heart, thinking that he was really unfavorable for a long time, and he was just about to open when he encountered this evil star, and now he opened his mouth to eat himself, and he didn't know what to do.
However, the potential of living beings is endless, and one never knows how strong one is until he reaches a desperate situation.
The usually stupid big black donkey suddenly had a flash of inspiration at this time, opened his mouth and shouted: "Storyteller, you didn't leave!"
This sound successfully diverted Lu Yu's attention, mainly because Lu Yu was so interested in this storyteller that he actually turned a good monster into what he is now, and he was really a strange person.
The big black donkey saw that the diversion was successful, and he didn't care about the pain, and as soon as he struggled to earn his tail, he stayed in Lu Yu's hands, and he endured the pain and went straight to his hometown.
Lu Yu looked at the bloody donkey's tail in his hand and couldn't cry or laugh, this big black donkey is too bold, so he was scared like this.
He was not in a hurry, he caught a trace of the breath of a big black donkey in the air, and followed unhurriedly in the direction of the breath.
The big black donkey ran wildly, as a lazy donkey, he had never run so wildly before he gave birth to his spiritual wisdom, and after a while he came to his cave.
This is a natural cave, there is a spring in it, the big black donkey found this treasure by chance, often drink this spring water, actually let him slowly have mana, give birth to spiritual wisdom and become a legendary monster.
While drinking the spring water in the spring, he said: "Damn stinky scholar, you dare to tear off Uncle Hei's tail, one day I will hang you in the air and pull out your hair one by one." ”
Thinking that he had pulled out Lu Yu's hair one by one, the picture of Lu Yu screaming had already appeared in his mind, and when he thought about it, he became happy again: "Hmph! When the time comes, let him grind it for Uncle Hei, and if he doesn't pull it well, he won't give him food." ”
"Yo! Who is Uncle Hei going to let grind, but he still doesn't give him food. A playful voice reached the ears of the big black donkey.
"Of course it's that damn stinky scholar!" blurted out the big black donkey.
After he finished saying this, he found out that it was wrong, he was obviously the only one in this cave, where did the voice just come from, and why did this voice sound so familiar.
Lifting his huge donkey head from the spring, he saw Lu Yu standing beside him with a smile on his face, looking at his body with a smile.
"What do you want to do? Don't take such a bully donkey. The big black donkey's voice was full of fear, like a little girl being bullied.
Lu Yu didn't answer him, but looked around and carefully looked at the environment of the cave.
The cave is very simple, it is an open space of about 300 square meters, I don't know what kind of stone actually emits a white light above, there is green grass growing on the ground, it looks very pleasant, there is a spring in the depths of the cave, and the spring water slowly emerges from it.
"What a prototype of a blessed land, you are really a tyrannical thing, if you don't carefully regulate the earth's veins, I'm afraid that sooner or later, your aura will dry up and eventually turn into a mortal!" Lu Yu said with a sigh.