Chapter 22: They are jealous
Lu Fei thought about today's somewhat funny scenes, and he was afraid that no one would believe him if he said it truthfully, so he coughed a few times and said casually: "After teaching me a few words, let me go, and then I went out for a casual walk, and it was so late if I didn't pay attention." ”
"That's it?" Hu Wenbin said in surprise, this was obviously not the fierce material he wanted to hear.
"No, Lu Fei, it smells of wine, you have drunk!" Hong Xinbao snorted and said.
"I bought two beers and drank them as we walked...... Isn't this weird?" Lu Fei turned over and said lightly. Listening to the disappointment in the panting voices of the three people, the corners of Lu Fei's mouth curled slightly, and he muttered, "I drank a little too much, good night." ”
"Hmm...... Slept ......."
Hong Xinbao and Hu Wenbin were also tired of chatting, turned over and fell asleep, and the dormitory was quiet, only Lu Haosheng was still muttering English words in a low voice.
When the four King Kongs of the 213 dormitory fell asleep, in the grove near the rockery on the campus, a few night owls suddenly sounded.
A few minutes later, a man in a black suit walked into the grove, he looked around with a gloomy face, gritted his teeth, and a sentence came out from between his teeth: "Ozawa, what are you doing here?"
As soon as his words fell, a woman in a black night suit slowly emerged from the darkness, the night robe was tightly wrapped around her, outlining her curves in the slightest, drumming where the drum should be, deflating where it should be, exuding an evil demonic aura in the night.
Looking at the woman's outfit, the man frowned and said, "Baga, what are you doing in Huaxia? And how did you come out in this dress? If you are discovered, it will affect me! Don't you know the importance of my mission?"
"Second son, don't be angry!"
The woman named Xiao Ze twisted her waist and walked in front of the man, and said with spring in her eyes: "Second son, it is the head of the family, that is, your father specially asked me to come." My mission has nothing to do with yours, so don't worry!"
"My father will give you orders directly?" the man asked, looking at the woman with a grim face.
The woman showed a smug look, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and she said with a hint of a smile: "Yes, the head of the family seems to value me very much......"
"Yaga!"
The man let out a low roar, squeezed his five fingers and slapped the woman hard. The woman was staggered, and a dark red slap mark immediately appeared on the white and tender cheek on the right.
After receiving this slap, the woman did not resist, stroked her cheeks, and her eyes faintly showed a look of enjoyment.
The man reached out and picked up her chin, stroked her jade neck, and snorted coldly: "Remember your identity! You are my slave girl, no matter where you are, you must listen to me, don't use my father to press me......!" You'll regret it!"
"Hay!"
"Yaga!"
The man raised his hand and slapped the woman on the left side of the cheek, and said coldly: "This is Huaxia! You don't want to bring that set from your home, and you are not allowed to wear this kind of clothes with symbols in the future! Do you want the people of Huaxia to know that there are Dongying ninjas sneaking in? Although you are just a non-intransigent ninja, you will die if you die, but it will affect me!"
"Obey, Young Master Wen!" the woman said aggrievedly.
"Hmph...... That's right! Starting the day after tomorrow, our freshmen will gather in the barracks for military training, and I can also personally observe the level of ordinary soldiers in Huaxia and see why they dare to compete with me for control of the sea. It's just too depressing to stay in the barracks for a month, and you're here today......" The man said as he wandered his gaze around Ozawa as if he were looking at an object. Ozawa realized something, and there was a look of anticipation in his eyes......
The bright moonlight was obscured by a thick cloud of darkness, as if unwilling to see the ugly man and woman.
The night passed, according to the school's arrangement, there was nothing to do on the second day of the new students' enrollment, and it seemed that it was specially reserved for everyone to contact each other, and on the third day, all the new students had to go to the barracks for a month of military training.
Because the night's sleeper meeting lasted too long, Lu Fei's three roommates were still asleep at three o'clock in the morning. Although Lu Fei woke up early, he didn't know what to do when he got up, so he kept lying on the bed playing "Angry Birds".
The noise in the corridor finally woke up the three roommates, and looking at the three who got out of bed and started to get busy, Lu Feiqi said, "What are we going to do today?"
Hong Xinbao patted his stomach and said: "I'll go to military training tomorrow, I heard that we will be locked up in the barracks for a month, it is said that it is a place where birds don't, and there is no place to buy instant noodles, so today we have to make a big purchase and prepare some food." ”
"Food, is there no food in the barracks?" Lu Fei was stunned, the people in the army also want to eat.
Hu Wenbin interjected in a sincere tone: "I have inquired, we are not used to eating the food in the barracks at all, and many people would rather go hungry than eat, so it is necessary to prepare some war food." ”
"Oh......" Lu Fei nodded, if he said this, he didn't seem to have to prepare anything, as long as it was edible, Lu Fei really couldn't think of anything that would make him hungry and difficult to swallow. Thinking that as a student, he naturally had to mingle with his classmates, Lu Fei decided to go with the three of them even if he didn't buy it.
Thinking of this, Lu Fei rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Where can we buy it?
Hong Xinbao hurriedly shook his head: "We got up so late, the things in the supermarket have already been robbed, and we must go to the big supermarket outside!"
Lu Fei felt that it made sense, nodded and said, "Listen to you, let's go." ”
So, Hong Xinbao, who walked with fat and trembling, Hu Wenbin, who looked around with thick glasses, Lu Haosheng, who listened to the words with a blank expression, and Lu Fei, who was holding a cigarette and looking indifferent, the four King Kongs of the 213 dormitory were collectively dispatched.
As soon as he walked out of the door of the building, Lu Fei suddenly raised his eyebrows, stopped, and looked back at a few whispering boys at the door with a strange expression.
"Lu Fei, what's wrong?" Hong Xinbao saw Lu Fei stop and wondered.
"Xinbao, are the boys in the foreign language department very famous?" Lu Fei asked.
Hong Xinbao was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Lu Fei inexplicably, not knowing why he asked.
"That's right. Lu Fei took a hard puff of his cigarette and continued: "When we walked all the way down, many people in the dormitory building were pointing fingers at us. Didn't you notice?"
"Oh...... They are jealous!" Hu Wenbin interjected with a smug face: "They are jealous of us, because our department has the highest proportion of female students! Especially the male students in the College of Engineering are the most jealous of us, and their male and female ratio is equivalent to reversing our ratio." ”
"Is it good to have a lot of girls?" Lu Fei felt that the logic of this sentence was a bit unreasonable, but he felt that "red face and trouble" was more appropriate.
"Of course, it's good! At least the smell in class is much stronger than in other departments! Haven't you heard? The class in the foreign language department is filled with the smell of flowers, and the class in the mechanics department is filled with the smell of stinky shoes!" Hong Xinbao said with a bright face, and then he lowered his voice and continued: "College is still the golden time to fall in love, and if there are more girls around, there will naturally be more opportunities!"
"Xinbao, seeing that you are so excited, who do you fall into?" Hu Wenbin interjected with a narrow face.
When Hong Xinbao heard this, he spread out his hands and said: "No, they are all too thin, not my thing! I want to find a fat girlfriend, at least there must be flesh on my face! My face is blessed! If I am fatter than me, it will be perfect!"
"Ahem...... Your taste is very unique!" Hu Wenbin pursed his lips and looked at Hong Xinbao's tonnage, feeling that his requirements for the perfect lover were too high.
Lu Fei felt that the content of what the two said was very interesting, so he interjected: "Wenbin, which one do you like?"
When Hu Wenbin heard this, he showed a vicissitudes that were very incompatible with his age, and sighed: "The girls in our class, in my eyes, are all yellow-haired girls, with no depth, no connotation, no charm of mature women, and no ...... interesting."
"Damn!Wen Bin, how old are you looking for?" Hong Xinbao said in surprise.
Hu Wenbin lifted his glasses and continued: "Age is not the key, the key is temperament, I like that kind of mature and dignified." I'm afraid I won't be able to find it on campus, but when I graduate later, I might be able to come across it. ”
"Cut! You still talk about me, and your taste is not ordinary. Hong Xinbao patted Hu Wenbin on the shoulder, and suddenly saw Lu Fei with a smile on his face, so he asked, "Lu Fei, do you have a goal?"
"What goal?"
"It's the goal to pursue, the girls in our class are all very beautiful, do you want to chase one to be a girlfriend?" Hong Xinbao added.
"Girlfriend?" Lu Fei couldn't help but see a few familiar faces in his mind when he heard this.
Tang Mengshi's spicy red playful lips, Nalan Qian's affectionate watery eyes, and Cheng Yiqiu's reverie-inspiring stocking legs......
"Lu Fei, what do you want? With such a cheap expression, you must have a crush on someone, right?" Hong Xinbao said in a loud voice.
Lu Fei's thoughts were pulled back, he looked at Hong Xinbao with a red face, shook his head indifferently, and asked, "Does a girlfriend have to be chosen from the people in the class?"
"Uh...... Not really...... You...... Do you have a crush on a girl from another department? Which department is it? Economics or Biology?" asked Hong Xinbao.
Lu Fei shrugged, snuffed out the cigarette, and said with a smile: "It's not decided yet, let's talk about it later...... Let's go, if we don't leave, we won't be able to catch up with Lu Haosheng. ”
"Huh?"
Only then did Hong Xinbao and Hu Wenbin realize that only the three of them were standing here talking. Lu Haosheng was immersed in the world of words, and he didn't realize that he was the only one walking.
"Haosheng, you're going in the wrong direction!" Hong Xinbao shouted, and hurriedly pulled his legs to chase after him.
Looking at the swimming ring trembling in Hong Xinbao's waist, Lu Fei began to like his college days a little.