Jiaolong enters the sea and waves everywhere Chapter 26 What is Ma Mei?
(This chapter was written by Bi Xiaolong, a book friend, and the author provided a detailed outline, and after writing, it was rectified by the handsome, chic, extraordinary, majestic, and majestic Song Dada!!)
Outside Fengyun City, in the enemy army's village, there were bursts of angry scolding from a luxurious and luxurious tent: "How long has it been five things, and I haven't been able to find the reconnaissance team sent out (Sun Shengli has been eliminated and captured in the city) Can they still disappear out of thin air? What use does Ben Shuai want you? A group of rice buckets, the order is transferred back to the Nighthawk team, and this team is specially searched for it, and you want to see people alive and corpses when you die." ”
A general dressed in silver-scaled chain mail and tiger-headed combat boots sat among them, with a healthy bronzed face, flowing red hair, and a bronze cup full of wine in his hand that had been pinched and deformed.
The two rows of soldiers wearing fish scale armor knelt on one knee, all of them blushing, and said in unison, "The crimes of the subordinates deserve death." ”
There was only one young general, with a disdainful face, and muttered, "Isn't it just a reconnaissance team, if it's gone, it's gone, why are you so angry." ”
The marshal's ears moved slightly, and with a wave of his backhand, he pulled the young general out of the tent: "Fart! The battlefield is changing rapidly, and only those who have intelligence can grasp the opportunity. ”
When the young general outside the tent heard this, he immediately shouted: "Dog, you dare to hit me, don't you know who your uncle is?" Uncle Zhang Erhe ~ Uncle ~ Zhang Erhe, uncle... The two guards, one on the left and one on the right, drove the young general out like a left-right protector. The young general still shouted his uncle Zhang Erhe, but his voice became smaller and quieter.
On the other hand, Sun Shengli was holding the Xuanyuan Sword in one hand and pulling King Kong's hair in the other, and the Xuanyuan Sword was back and forth in King Kong's body, rubbing and rubbing, rubbing on this flesh and blood~~ and then kicked King Kong in the face
"TMD, the more my aunt thinks about it, the more angry she becomes, the uglier she is, the same as a baboon, and she is still the chief disciple of the stinky shit hall. After that, there was another friction on King Kong's face, and the soles of his feet were numb, and then he stopped, and King Kong at this time was extremely miserable, and his face was already pale and he had more air and less breath.
Sun Shengli said, "Don't worry, you can't die for the time being, if you want to play with your aunt, you also have to have this ability." ”
Then he tried his best to squeeze out a frightened expression and ran out of the tent, "Ah............ Oh no, come on, Lord King Kong fainted, he was about to die, Lord King Kong, he was weak, and he fell down after doing it (God TM body was weak) Sun Shengli said squeamishly while running.
The nearest guard hurried in, and saw King Kong lying in a pool of blood dying, his mouth open and closed, as if to say something, the guard immediately leaned forward, only to hear King Kong say "Horse... East... You... Piece... Cheap... people, she.... Be.... Stab... Guest..."Then there was only gasping and no more words.
The guards who came back to their senses regained some of their senses, and shouted in horror, "Come on, call the military doctor, Lord King Kong has been plotted." "Although King Kong is usually not sympathetic to his subordinates, if King Kong dies here, he will not be able to live.
Hearing this, the team leader quickly reported the news to the marshal in the luxury tent, and the marshal said irritably after knowing it: "What?five, everyone has come to our territory to carry out assassinations, Eshinashabi, this marshal ordered you to lead 3,000 soldiers, find out what Ma Dongmei, a foundation building period can't kill King Kong is really five, you are also the Jindan period of the Great Perfection, don't tell me that you can't kill !!."
A dark and thin general next to him stood up and arched his hand, "The last general has an order to slaughter this woman." ”
Turned and walked out of the tent. He breathed a sigh of relief, "Stupid * Marshal led the troops to fight, that's not to say, it's just this temper~ Alas, King Kong, that fool, I already knew that he would go wrong, but I didn't expect it! I don't know if it was those who did a good job and killed you in three hours. ”
Sun Shengli got out of the tent and went straight to the stable: "Little piggy, little Yuesheng, do you miss me, vomit~~"
From a distance, I saw Yuesheng lying on the back of the same trough horse doing that outrageous exercise, and shouting: "I am a seeder, and I never panic~~~~~"
What disgusted Sun Shengli the most was that it seemed to be still a stallion, and there were already seven or eight of the surrounding stables that had been plagued foaming at the mouth, and Yuesheng, the cub, had nothing to lose but a kidney loss.
"Gently hold your ears, sa wave hey" Sun Shengli pinched Yuesheng's pig ears and smashed Yuesheng to the ground through the stable, Yuesheng staggered and slowly got up, aggrieved with a bitter gourd face.
"Surrender, stinky brother, after all, I'm a pig's foot, now put down the hoof, why do you want to resist? Do you want to become pork belly?" Yuesheng slowly lowered her foot.
Sun Shengli said, "Ergouzi, you force the other horses to take the medicine first" After speaking, he took out the laxatives prepared from Fengyun City, and sprinkled them in the horse food basin one by one, Yuesheng released the breath of the divine beast, how could ordinary spirit horses be its opponents? All of them prostrate on the ground, and after Yuesheng communicated in beast language, all the horses ate it.
In less than ten minutes, Sun Shengli's face turned grim and said, "Yuegouzi, go quickly, and the tail will follow." After speaking, he stepped on the moon sheng
Hearing this, Yuesheng spread her hooves and swooped out (estimated to be about 40 yards) to the city gate
"Who is it?" the two soldiers defending the city felt that there was a strong wind about to rush through the door and escape, so they hurried out to intercept them
Sun Shengli was immediately happy, the two second goods didn't realize the crisis, Sun Shengli drove Yuesheng and rushed up with a knife, which resulted in the lives of two people, and the faces of the two people still had an unbelievable look, Sun Shengli took special care of the one who led the way, and stabbed him more than a dozen times before he closed his eyes.
Yuesheng ran away wildly, and did not stop until a small river, and said to Sun Shengli in a knowing heart: "Is it okay here?
Sun Shengli nodded and got off Yuesheng, took off his green tea clothes, turned into a boy, and communicated with the system: "Brother system, turn me into an old man and become a non-cultivator by the way." ”
"Okay, stinky brother, after deducting 10,000 purchase points, there are 109,000 shopping points left"
Sun Shengli immediately turned into a pot-bellied old man, and he didn't know where to get the fishing hook and started fishing. He also told Yuesheng to hide in the water and not to come out.
Not long after he sat down, an army arrived in the dust behind him. Although he didn't look down on King Kong, he would not be vague about what the marshal ordered, and he just chased the footprints to the river, but he didn't see the woman, but he saw an obscene old man with a big belly, fishing by the river and still hadn't cultivated.
Even if he was thoughtful, he couldn't imagine that these two people were the same person, and the adjutant next to him glanced at the old man arrogantly and asked patiently, "Uncle, have you ever seen a woman named Ma Dongmei?"
"Ma What's the Plum?"
"Ma Dongmei. ”
"Ma Dong what?"
"Ma Dongmei. ”
"What Dongmei. ”
"Your uncle, dog thing. Pretend to be with me. The adjutant finally couldn't hold back, pulled out his knife and was about to cut Sun Shengli.
Sun Shengli hurriedly said, "I don't know if you say that, Ma Dongmei didn't see it, but I just saw a woman to the right."
Everyone was suspicious, and Eshina Shabi immediately ordered: "Come and stay with 10 people to watch this old man, if he dares to lie to me... ”
Before the words were finished, the sand sculpture Yuesheng had already poked out half of his head, revealing the water, Sun Shengli's heart tightened, "I'll set you a monkey to die on the pit wall", and many of the soldiers who came to pursue had seen Yuesheng, and immediately shouted: "This is the demon beast that the woman rides." ”
The adjutant felt that something was wrong, and immediately stabbed out, stabbing Sun Shengli through the heart, Sun Shengli immediately turned around and muttered in his mouth: "You~You~~You~~~You~~You~" spit blood and died, but in fact, the communication system in his heart sealed the vitality while hanging his life, after spending 9000 shopping points, Sun Shengli didn't just pretend to be dead.
The adjutant hurriedly went over, released Xiu Wei to investigate, and shook his head at the forehead of the Shabi, the forehead of the Shabi felt that this task was too simple and a little uneasy, and hurriedly ordered others to kill Yuesheng, he walked to Sun Shengli's corpse again to prepare to investigate, but as soon as he bent down to see if Sun Shengli was dead, he was stabbed in the heart by Sun Shengli.
Sun Shengli half-stood up and said: "Actually, my name is Yijiang Cheng Wangu (from the movie "Infernal Affairs)"
The adjutant next to him looked stupid, Sun Shengli stood up, threw a sword and said: "Let's fight!!!"