Chen Lu said: "Nalan, you have something to say in your heart, right? Speak it quickly and let my old man appreciate it." ”

Nalan said, "Brother Chen, I'm afraid you'll be angry. ”

Chen Lu said: "Don't be angry, just now you agreed with their wishes, but I was defeated, I am willing to worship you as a teacher, please give advice." ”

Nalan's face turned red and he spoke. Chen Lu was stunned for a while, and shouted: "Nalan!"

Nalan panicked and said, "Big brother, don't be angry, I didn't mean to." ”

Chen Lu grabbed his arm at once and said, "This is a perfect match in the world, Nalan, you don't know, this is the best couplet I have ever seen." ”

Nalan thought that Brother Chen had let that bald donkey torture him crazy, and said, "Brother Chen, you hurt me." ”

Chen Lu came to his senses and said, "Talented girl, amazing. The monks and nuns still turned a blind eye to the two of them, and they were still wearing square scarves. However, there are no nuns here

Chen Lu asked, "Where is the abbot?"

The monk stopped, first pronounced a Buddha name, and replied: "What the minister asked, the yin and the yang?"

Chen Lu was stunned again, Nalan looked at the sun and said, "Yangpo." ”

The man was stunned for a moment, gave Nalan a thumbs up, and said, "Please move three or five feet." "After that, he left.

The two of them walked three or four feet away, looked at it, no, looked ahead, there were many monks walking up the slope, where a red throttle was exposed.

Chen Lu asked Nalan: "That's it, how far is it?"

Nalan said: "There are at least ten zhang, and it is said that three or five zhang away, this bald donkey." ”

Chen Lu suddenly realized, by the way, what he said is fifteen zhang, three fifty-five, the people here are indeed talented, my old man expressed his sincere admiration, and asked Nalan: "Why did you answer him like that just now?" He gave you a thumbs up. ”

Nalan said: "He asked so simply, shady slope, sunny slope. It's hard to live with others, but it's hard to stop us. Brother Chen, what do you say we do?"

Chen Lu said: "Shepherd. ”

Nalan said: "Yes, everything is in a hundred ways, it is better to herd cattle and sheep, find a sunny slope in winter, and find shade in summer." What's hard to answer, sunny slope. ”

Chen Lu was stunned, this is really knowledge. The two walked up the hill and saw two monks standing at the door, and there were no nuns. Chen Lu said: "I bothered the two to inform the abbot, and someone asked to see him. ”

A monk suddenly said, "I can't do it." ”

Chen Lu knew that this was the examination school, and he couldn't answer it again, so Nalan said: "Anyone can do it." ”

The monk stretched out his thumb and said, "Minister, please." "Chen Lu was already sweating profusely. Holy, that's okay?

There is a fat monk in the room, wearing a red robe and a square scarf, sitting upright on a lotus seat. For so many years, Chen Lu was confused. The monks are all vegetarians, but the monks he came into contact with did not see any skinny ones, almost all of them were fat heads, big ears, fat and strong.

Chen Lu had already comprehended the great talent here, and he no longer dared to Meng Lang, so he bowed next to the release pool. Nalan ignored it, looking at the fish and Wang Ba in the release pond. Some are already dead and floating on it.

Chen Lu was afraid that he would take the test for the school, so he hurriedly grabbed the words: "Master." ”

"Wait," interrupted the abbot, "and there is a great master on the seat." ”

Chen Lu was in a cold sweat again, and he didn't know what kind of allusion this was. Nalan came over and pulled Chen Lu and said loudly: "Hurry up, look, the eighth king in the pool." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, there are great masters on the seat. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, the king of the pool. ”

"Look at me, believers, there is a great man in red. ”

"Don't pay attention to him, my lord, the king of the green belly in the pool. ”

Surprised, the monk hurriedly walked down the lotus seat, and threw his hand, because of the excessive force, the square scarf fell into the release pond at once, and there happened to be a Wang Ba swimming over, and suddenly put it on his head, and swam away with great power.

The monk showed a shaved brain shell with stripes exposed, but there was no ring scar. Chen Lu had already been so shocked that he was sweating all over.

The monk said: "Poor monk Yuanwen, this little minister is the first genius of the ten directions in the world that I have seen in my life. ”

The two of them were startled when they heard him say the ten directions of the universe. Chen Lu couldn't care about anything else. He was conceited all his life. Claiming to be the master of the article, people who wait for leisure never pay attention to it. Eat soft rather than hard in his life, and when he encounters someone who has the ability, he would rather die than give in.

But when he met a learned person, he was cowardly. Especially those who admire from the heart, I always feel that moral articles can still be convincing, although he scolds all the people who read the world.

He usually slanders monks, but now he has completely accepted this Yuanwen. The whole monastery is worthy of being called a virtuous man.

Yuanwen said: "You go back first, there is no one you are looking for here." ”

Chen Lu felt like a thorn in his back, and said, "The disciple knows his mistake, is ashamed, and takes his leave." He pulled Nalan and walked out.

Nalan said, "What is our errand, and how stupid you are to be fooled with just a few words?"

Chen Lu said: "Shut up," pulled up Nalan, no one dared to take another look, anxious like a lost dog, busy like a fish that slipped through the net. walked to the archway, whistled, pulled Nalan, and flew on the horse.

Nalan was inexplicable, but he didn't dare to disobey him too much, so he had to listen to his arrangement. The big green horse took off into the air and returned to the camp. Chen Lu pulled Nalan and hurriedly walked into the meeting hall, everyone saluted each other, seeing that Chen Lu's face was not good, and his face was covered with sweat stains, knowing that it was not good for him to be a teacher, no one asked.

Li Da said: "Don't be discouraged, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers. ”

Chen Lu waved his hand and said: "Lord Envoy, my son Cheng thinks that he is rich and rich, and he is really embarrassed today, but Nalan is more knowledgeable than me." "Tell me what happened.

Li Da was writing something, saying, "Say the first sentence." ”

Chen Lu said it again, Li Da wrote it, looked at it for a while, laughed, and said: "Lord Zicheng, you have been fooled by them, what a Hongru, it is just a bunch of white ding, Mr. Baizi." This sentence was a send-off and was misread by them. ”

Chen Lu was stunned and thought about it for a while, it was really a sentence in "The Book of Songs". Needless to say, that sentence is "I am pregnant with people" in "The Book of Songs: Rolling Ears". Chen Lu endured it for a while, but he couldn't hold back, laughed, and looked at Li Da and smiled.

Chen Lu walked up to Nalan's side, bowed, and said, "Nalan, my old man has lost the battle and wronged you." ”

Nalan said: "I failed, and it was also the first time I saw Lord Chen lose willingly and convincingly. It's really like what you said, Lord Chen, everyone in the world has weaknesses. Everyone sighed again.

Chen Lu said a few more words about Nalan, and everyone laughed again.

Chen Lu said: "Eleven Lang's information is wrong, whether it is the vassal elegance of Wenxian Temple, or the fame and reputation, it should have nothing to do with Hasan." ”

Eleven's voice came from the air: "Lord Chen, the information is absolutely accurate, you have been fooled and lame." Don't you usually hate judging people by their appearance? ”