Volume I, Chapter 41
When everyone raised their eyes, they saw that these two people looked very ugly, the man's bald eyebrows and eagle eyes, and his eyes bulged out, as if they were not in the eye sockets. The female is the opposite, with sword eyebrows and sideburns, deep-set eye sockets, and black holes that seem to have no eyeballs. Both of them are in their late teens, with pale hair, wrinkles and ravines on their faces, and high temples on both sides.
The beggars frowned slightly, but no one knew these two weirdos.
The two weirdos are quite intimate with each other, like a couple who have been in love for many years.
The two of them fell on the stage, like two pieces of feathers dancing in the wind, so light that they couldn't be more light. As soon as she stood firm, the woman said: "We are uninvited, there are many disturbances, I want to come to the beggar gang will not be surprised, right?" The voice was gloomy and compassionate, although it was just a polite sentence that was commonly said in the rivers and lakes, but it made people sound like the wind and snow, and there was an indescribable cold atmosphere.
Lu He couldn't help but shudder, clasped his fists at the two, and said, "I didn't ask the two seniors ......."
The man said: "Old man Yang Zhengming." The female said: "The old body is Yin for a long time." “
As soon as these words came out, Hall Master Cheng and the Eight Great Elders were shocked when they heard this, and everyone's faces changed color, and they almost lost their voices and exclaimed, "Yin and Yang".
Lu Ji had never heard of the Yin and Yang Shuangsha, his face was not shocked, he hugged his fists again, and said: "It turned out to be Yin and Yang's two seniors, disrespectful and disrespectful!
Yin Bantian grinned and said, "Whose little doll are you? There are so many etiquette, you have fine skin and tender meat, and the old body likes it!"
Lu Ji saw that her ten fingers were slender and fleshless, shaped like dry bones, and her nails were about a few inches long, sharp like blades, and he was really startled, and when her hand reached the door, she instinctively wanted to dodge. It's strange to say, whether he turned his head to the left or flashed to the right, he couldn't get rid of Yin Bantian's claws anyway, and he actually pinched her lightly on his face.
Yin said "Huh" for a long time, and said with a smile: "Yo, is the doll shy?"
Lu Ji's face was red, but it was inconvenient for him to attack, so he had to say, "Senior...... Seniors, please respect yourself!"
Yin Bantian smiled suspiciously, looked back at Yang Zhengming, and said, "Self-respect? This doll is so funny to talk about...... He, he actually called the old body self-respecting? Old immortal, can you tell me, Cui'er looks like a person who wants self-respect?" When he said the latter sentence, his voice was delicate, quite like a girl, and extremely charming.
When everyone present heard her laughter, it was like a yin wind blowing on their faces, and their hairs stood on end, and they suddenly got goosebumps.
Yang Zhengming pursed his lips and kissed her wrinkled face, then smacked his lips and shook his head, "Well! It didn't seem to be at ease, so he held Yin Bantian's cheek with his hand, tilted his head seriously to look left and right, and put on a suspicious look, saying: "It's not like, it's not like, it's really not like it at all." “
Everyone was amused by the funny expressions of the two of them, but no one dared to speak out in the face of the notorious pair of demons in the rivers and lakes in the past.
Yin said to Lu He for a long time: "Doll, do you hear me? My old immortal also said that I don't look like a person who can respect himself." You don't have anything to say, do you?"
Lu Ji was angry and funny in his heart, but he forcibly held back and replied casually: "The younger generation has nothing to say." "I think that people who are dozens of years old, still behave in words and deeds, like living treasures.
Yin Bantian said: "Okay, it's good to have nothing to say." Hey, little doll, would you like to be my apprentice?"
Lu said: "The younger generation already has a teacher!"
Yin Bantian said: "Which one is the Venerable Master? What have you learned? “
When Lu He heard her ask, a thought suddenly flashed in his mind, remembering that when he was in the Zhenyuan Dart Game that day, Bi Dingying had asked the white-clothed masked woman who was the yin and yang? Could it be that the girl in white was really the apprentice of these two strange people? No wonder she was ruthless and vicious? There must be a teacher and a disciple. I thought I'd test it.
At that moment, Lu Ji said: "My master is a great person, I am afraid that if I say his name, the two seniors will be so frightened that they will run away and slip away." “
Yin Bantian laughed sadly twice, and said: "No, right? There are still such characters in this world? “
Yang Zhengming was also curious, and said again and again: "Yes, the ability to escape is our specialty." Tell me, who is your master?"
Lu He pretended to ponder for a while, and said: "Forget it, I am not proficient in my studies, and the master and his old man are afraid that when I walk the rivers and lakes in the future, I will be defeated by others and insult his reputation, so he forced me to make a heavy oath in front of him, promising him that the old man would keep his mouth shut and never divulge his prestige." “
Yin Bantian and Yang Zhengming glanced at each other. In the rivers and lakes, because of the fear that the disciples of the disciples are not good at learning or doing wrong things, and insult the reputation of the master, the master asked the disciples to swear that after leaving the mountain, no matter the honor or disgrace, there are many people who are not allowed to report the name of the master, which is not surprising.
Yin Bantian said: "Then you can take a look at the martial arts you have learned, right?"
Lu Ji thought to himself, although this yin and yang double evil name is famous, but it is not too old, and his mind is very simple. simply blew the to the end, and set a set of words for two people to see if the girl in white was in vain? A few days ago, a woman in white ...... said, "Speaking of this, Dou Ran remembered that Bai Rushuang was also wearing a white plain suit, and couldn't help but look back at Bai Rushuang."
Yin and Yang followed his gaze, and saw that he was as white as frost in a white dress, with a fluttering ribbon, and he was as beautiful as an immortal, and he couldn't help but be stunned, and said in his heart: "Could it be that this kid is talking about this little beauty?"
Lu said: "The woman in white is extremely strong in martial arts, and she can turn bones into palms, iron fingers to hook the soul or something, she is very powerful, but as soon as she saw my master make a move, she was so frightened that she ran away." He only cares about blindly blowing nonsense, and he doesn't care if there is any inappropriateness in describing a woman with words like "fart and urine", as long as the description is as embarrassing as possible, anyway, he can't revenge this master for a while, so if he says bad things about the enemy of the master, he will feel more balanced in his heart.
When Yin and Yang heard him say "turning bones into palms and iron fingers hooking souls", his face changed color, and he said in unison: "It's Gu Qiuhuo!"
After that, Yin and Yang shook his head again and muttered, "Impossible." This is absolutely impossible! Who else in the world has martial arts skills that scare Qiu Huo's fart...... the pee...... Urine flow ......"
The more Duan Bantian thought about it, the more wrong it became, the more he thought about it, the more suspicious he became, and suddenly he let out a long howl, and said, "I want to see what kind of martial arts are so powerful!" It is a move in the Iron Finger Soul Claw "Yaksha Exploring the Sea".