Chapter 45: The Magpie Arrives

ran all the way back to his small courtyard, closed the door and lay on the bed, Feng Zhiping completely relaxed.

"People in the innate realm are all monsters, the higher the realm, the more weird it is, I have to be on guard when I see Old Man Wu in the future, he doesn't know illusions, and I can't catch other tricks Xiao Lu's hand. ”

Secretly introspected, and unconsciously remembered my father.

Jian Hou Feng Mo Xiu's great name Megatron Tianyuan, it is said that he ranks first only in swordsmanship, second only to the late mentor Master Guowen, as a tangible master who can fight with martial spirits, what will his father be like?

"If I knew this, I should have asked my dad to show me a few more tricks to open my eyes, and I wouldn't have been surprised to see it now, like a dirt bun!"

Turned over, lying on the bed and fantasizing that he could be like these people in the future, Feng Zhiping's heart was hot, and he wanted to take the sword and seize the time to cultivate, when suddenly someone knocked on the door.

"Who?"

A spirit crawled up, and Feng Zhiping's heart trembled.

rejected a Wu Benshan, and another Su Ji, he was scared by these big shots, and he was really afraid that which master would take a fancy to his three taels of fine meat.

"Brother, it's me, Lao Dong!"

The thick voice was louder than the knock on the door, but Feng Zhiping felt that it was more pleasant than the fairy sound, and hurriedly got out of bed and opened the door.

In addition to Lao Dong, Zhao Kang and Ma Liu were also there, and when they saw Feng Zhiping and Ma Liu, they hugged him directly, and patted his back enthusiastically.

"Brother, okay, you really can! Just came, you dared to lose the face of the donkey, squatting in the dark room for ten days and still in good spirits, you kid is really not a mortal, I will serve!"

"Stop shooting, I'm going to throw up. ”

Feng Zhiping smiled bitterly, but his heart was very warm.

What Su Ji, what Wu Benshan, including Ma Shangyan, those guys are not people, these are the ones in front of them.

Entering the house and sitting down, chatting and laughing a few words, Feng Zhiping asked with affection: "How is Brother Dong, are you angry?" Alas, this matter is troublesome, I really don't want to make such a big fuss, it's really too bullying in Qiaoxi, and it has caused so much trouble to Brother Dong and everyone, I'm really sorry not to go." ”

Lao Dong laughed and waved his hand with a big grin: "Hey, it's okay, Brother Dong is not angry, he has been drinking wine every day for the past few days, and he is in a good mood!"

"Huh?" Feng Zhiping was dumbfounded, unable to turn around for a while.

Zhao Kang unfolded the folding fan and shook it gently, and said with a smile: "It's not that he is not angry at all, he is mainly worried about your safety." I heard that you were afraid that you would suffer a loss, so I took someone to take a look, heh, the scene was more lively than I thought! Later, when I came to the Law Sect Hall, he was worried that he would not be able to protect you, so he quietly told me to prepare the silver, and waited to stuff it into the hands of the stewards.

With a sigh of relief, Feng Zhiping smiled awkwardly, and then turned into a bitter smile.

"It's not that nothing happens, I was fined for half a year, and I also deducted half a year's merit points, so I have to work for nothing. Seriously, I'd rather go to a dark room for another ten days than work for a year!"

"Be content, you are not the only one who has been punished, do you know what the result of Wang Bazhang is?"

Lao Dong's face was happy, and Feng Zhiping wondered: "Isn't it just five days of confinement, half less than me!"

"More than that!" approached, Lao Dong smiled evilly, "On the surface, he only squatted in the dark room for five days, but don't forget, all the personnel on duty at the garbage dump have been punished, who do you think will come out of those silver taels?"

"Oh?" Feng Zhiping's eyes lit up, "It won't be all of him, will it?"

"Almost. Ma Liu interjected, "I heard that he paid seventy percent of the punishment for the garbage dump, and the rest of the people were divided, and this decision was made by Donkey Face Zhang himself." I don't know how much that dog has in his family, but I guess it's not far from being wiped out for him this time!"

"I can't see it, donkey's face is actually a good person!" Feng Zhiping was in a good mood, thinking that Sun Baozhang suffered this big loss because of himself, he couldn't help laughing.

"But you'll have to be careful when you come in and out lately. Ma Liu said in a deep voice, "I heard the news, the donkey's face is open and the wind is coming out to get you, he has a lot of bad moves, you can take a little bit, don't suffer!"

Feng Zhiping was not afraid, and said casually: "What's the matter, he can still kill me and kill me? It's a big deal that I won't go to the west of the bridge, and I will squat on the east of the bridge in the future to see what he can do to me!"

The three of them thought about it, but Ma Liu still didn't feel at ease and instructed: "If you don't go to Qiaoxi, you can't stop them from coming to Qiaodong to find fault, in short, it's better to be careful, and if you have something, go to Brother Dong!"

"Cheng!" Feng Zhiping warmed his heart and nodded vigorously.

After taking a sip of water, he was about to start talking again, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Zhao Kang looking at him playfully.

"What's the matter, I don't like men, you're dead!"

"Fuck off, I don't like it either!"

Laughing and scolding, Zhao Kangwei smiled and said: "I can't see it, you kid is quite capable! These two fools can't see it, but don't try to hide it from me! Say, what the hell are you coming from, that kind of battle can all be retreated, I don't believe that you have offended someone, but it is almost the same as being hit by a certain adult!"

I'll go, this guy is too shrewd!

Seeing that the two people who were demoted to "stupid goods" also saved their taste, they stared at him suspiciously, Feng Zhiping was helpless, and could only say a brief statement of truth and falsehood.

"What, you rejected Elder Wu?!"

"What, you rejected the hall master Su again? you, why are you still alive?"

The sound of gasping cold air came and went, and Zhao Kang and the three of them looked at each other, feeling that their brains were not enough.

The two famous ones in Cangshan have a fiery temper, and they can still let people leave after being refuted, right?

And that's not even the most terrifying.

"What do you think!" Wrapping Feng Zhiping's neck, Lao Dong rubbed his hair and shouted, "How many people can't dream of an opportunity, you kid actually refused, you have no problem with your brain, right? Do you know that if this matter spreads, how many people will kill you?"

"There's no way, everyone has their own ambitions, I just like to be a handyman!" struggling out with a wry smile, Feng Zhiping pinched his nose, "Boss, you haven't taken a bath for a few days, why do you stink better than me!"

knocked on his head and pushed the person to the side, Lao Dong said with a big grin: "Get out, Lao Tzu just washed it three days ago, it's clean!"

"Three days ago..."Feng Zhiping was extremely speechless.

Lao Dong didn't hear it, and slapped the table: "Besides, men should have a little taste, this is called manly taste! Many little ladies don't also like the nonsense of 'stinky men and stinky men', they are shy and coquettish in the dark, how can they be suppressed if they have no taste!"

"Big brother, I don't read much, but these two words really don't explain it like this..."Feng Zhiping was about to cry, arguing weakly.

Zhao Kang patted Feng Zhiping and said with a smile: "Don't pay attention to him, he is just a fool." If you let him understand it that way, I'll see if his manliness will allow him to marry a daughter-in-law before he is fifty years old!"

"What's the matter, you little white face looks down on me?" Old Dong feigned anger.

Zhao Kang smiled and didn't speak, Ma Liu interjected and dismantled the stage: "I almost forgot, Lao Dong, Sister Qi of Qu Xiangzhai asked me to tell you, she understands your kindness, let you run away from him in the future, but Brother Zhao can go a few more times, Sister Qi said that the shoes have been repaired last time, and I also made a new pair for you." ”

"Hahaha!"

Zhao Kang laughed, and the folding fan shook into Hot Wheels.

Lao Dong was furious, he almost didn't smash the table with a slap, pointed at Zhao Kang's nose and scolded: "Little white face, you pry my corner again, I'm not done with you!"

"Mom!"

The screams came from outside the door, and the four of them turned their heads to look, only to see a girl pressing the sword with one hand and covering her chest with the other, her little face was pale, and the sword was pulled out in half of it, and she seemed to be frightened by Fang Cai's loud voice.

"Hey, you brute, look at the scare people!"

Zhao Kang's eyes lit up, scolded Lao Dong, folded the fan and walked to the door, and Si Swenwen hugged the fan and saluted.

"This girl, I'm very sorry, my brother was born with a loud voice, and he disturbed the girl, and he looked at Haihan. I don't know why the girl came here, but I look at you very much, could it be the new female envoy of Qu Xiangzhai or Chunlutang? No, I haven't recruited new people recently, I think the girl should come from another area, I don't know where the girl is from, is it Uchiyama?

The girl was stupid when she heard the questioning, and before she could come back to her senses, the angry Lao Dong slapped the table again.

"Okay, you little white face, just pry my corner of the wall, and even put your hand on Brother Feng! You don't look at your virtue, look at where this is, the little girl calls you Uncle Sheng, it's obvious that you're here to find Brother Feng, you don't feel too cold to pull people to be verbose!"

"Hey, you're getting smarter now. ”

With a smile and a curse, the fan knocked on his hand, and Zhao Kang asked with a smile: "Girl, are you here to find my brother Feng?"

You Shuang'er finally came back to her senses, glanced at Feng Zhiping and looked at the sky and didn't help her out of the siege, she became angry, and raised her hand to point at Zhao Kang's nose.

"Get out of here!"

Then he pointed at someone.

"If you don't come out, you're dead!"

"Hey, I'm really here to find Brother Feng. ”

Zhao Kang was not angry, he turned around and went back to the house with a smile, and hit Feng Zhiping on the shoulder who pretended not to listen.

"The beautiful scenery of the good day, the magpie is coming, Brother Feng, why don't you hurry up?"

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about!" You Shuang'er was angry and blushed.

Seeing that the stupid girl's hand touched the hilt of the sword, Feng Zhiping didn't dare to continue to pretend to be dead, and quickly got up, but he didn't want to be stopped by Zhao Kang just after taking a step.

"Look at my brain, I have forgotten the place when I look at the scene. Hey, what are you two doing here, why don't you leave quickly?"

Dragged out one by one, Lao Dong and Ma Liu frequently turned around, looked at You Shuang'er, and squeezed their eyebrows at Feng Zhiping, so they were not obscene.

When I got out of the courtyard gate, I thought it had stopped, but who knew that Zhao Kang's voice came in faintly.

"Look at people, look at you again, and don't mention your manliness in the future! Brother Feng has only been in the door for ten days, and he is still in the dark room for nine and a half days, and the stool is not hot, this can unknowingly welcome a beautiful woman to visit, do you say you still have a face to live?"

"Yes, yes, Brother Feng is powerful, his ability is great, and the means of hooking up with girls are even more powerful, I will accept it!"

"! Can you be gentle, is that a hookup? that's called seduction!"

"Yes, yes, seduc, seduc!"

You Shuang'er's face was purple, and she didn't know whether she was more angry or ashamed, so she stomped her foot and pulled out her sword.

"Don't go, I'll kill you!"

"No, they're all good people! It's just a little rough, but they're all good people, yes, calm, calm!"

Feng Zhiping was startled, and hurriedly stepped forward to hold it, so that he could persuade the girl to stop, and only when he calmed down did he find that the posture of the two was a little inappropriate.

"Go away!"

Blushing and breaking out of his embrace, You Shuang'er turned his face away angrily and didn't speak for a long time.

It's not like I haven't hugged it!

Feng Zhiping didn't care, and stepped forward with a hippie smile: "Cuifen, why are you here?"

Thinking of the scene of the first acquaintance between the two, You Shuang'er burst out laughing, and hurriedly held back, snorting but still not speaking.

"Are you still angry?" Feng Zhiping sighed exaggeratedly, and said pitifully, "Girl, I was really curious that day, and I was impulsive..."

"Who's mad at this!"

Turning suddenly, the girl glared angrily.

"I ask you, why didn't you tell me when you were bullied, you still don't think I'm a friend!"