Chapter 133: A Hundred Breaths Only

How do you know that Oiran must be an evil cultivator?"

"I guess!"

"Why do you guess that, on what basis?"

"There is no basis, based on the TV series and immersion that I have been exposed to over the years, as well as my intuition!"

"Cut, what if someone else?"

"Isn't it nice to meet the legendary Oiran if there are others?"

The Oiran of the Qinglou is equivalent to the female star of that world!

The degree of popularity is the same, except that the people of that world are more obsessed, to the point of being brain-dead, and there is no distinction between men and women.

The one in the Qinglou is different, it is only sought after by men, and women will probably say "shameless vixen".

"Brother Demon Sword, did you say that Oiran was transformed by a fox spirit?"

"What big brother, call uncle!"

"You always want to be a master, how old are you, why should I call you master?"

"Probably, perhaps, maybe 900,000 years old!"

“......”

Why don't you say you're a hundred million years old?

Why don't you say that you are older than the age of the earth?

"But what you said is really possible! The number of fox cultivation paths is similar to that of evil cultivation, if it is really a fox spirit, then you may not be able to escape!"

"Why can't I escape?"

"Foxes that can cultivate into human form are many times stronger than those formed by other animals, because of their own attributes, such a thing as becoming a human is inherently intolerable by the Heavenly Dao!"

Heavenly Dao, when will any species be tolerated?

If a person wants to become an immortal, he must also be struck by lightning, and Aunt Crane has just transformed into a lightning, hasn't she also been struck by lightning?

"Heaven is not tolerant, what does it have to do with foxes?"

"After the fox spirit takes on a human form, it has the ability to charm sentient beings, which will make the world chaotic, the world is a captive world, and the gods above the sky have formulated the rules of heaven, the rules of the gods, anyway, they can't be challenged!"

Meng Tian, who is not a god, doesn't want to think about it, and he doesn't want to care about it for the time being!

Now just be a good person!

"Meow, you're pulling around, and you're pulling away, but you can tell me, why can't I escape?"

"Because you will be attracted to beauty, and then you will sink, and then you will become her prey......"

", how is it possible! I'm more inferior than Megumi Yanagishita, impossible!"

"Hehe, let's ride a donkey and read the record book - we'll see!"

"Look, just see!"

During Meng Tian and the Demon Sword's bragging, Piaoxiang Pavilion had already prepared a wooden basin filled with clear water.

There are already people involved in this "hold your breath if you are a man" challenge.

However, several of them collapsed and sank into the sand, and their heads were full of water but the challenge failed.

In a group of five, one group is finished and then the next group.

After one round of competition, another round is played.

In the end, there was still one person in this group who persevered, and in the midst of everyone's excited report, he came to ninety breaths.

"Ninety-one, ninety-two, ninety-three, ninety-four......"

"Puff puff—"

A string of blisters bubbled up in the tub, and the man, who was on the verge of success, couldn't hold on.

"Ahhh......hh How, did I succeed?"

The girl smiled and said, "I'm sorry Master Lu, there are still six breaths left!"

"Oh, it's a pity!" "That's it, he's only six breaths away!"

"Come again, come again, I'll do another round of ......"

"I'm sorry, Miss Zuoqiu said, I don't accept multiple challenges!"

"Hey......"

The girl smiled and nodded, then looked at everyone and said, "Is there anyone else here to challenge?"

After speaking, he saw Meng Tian, and then stared at him as if he wanted Meng Tian to actively participate.

Her heart was like a cat scratching: "Such a good-looking man, Miss Zuoqiu must like it very much! Stinky boy, hurry up, join it......"

"And me!"

"I'll do it too!"

"Hehe, you are all useless cowards!"

"Finally, it's my turn!"

Looking at the four eager people around him, Meng Tian was silent and just walked out.

"Okay, you should be the last five, I hope Miss Zuoqiu won't sit alone in the boudoir tonight, hahaha......"

How can that be?

How could Oiran be without a man in the room, so that she was very lonely?

What the girl said was like giving chicken blood to several men, and they all seemed to be full of fighting spirit!

Only Meng Tian's face was calm, and he was thinking about how to say the opening sentence after seeing the Oiran.

"Miss, the water has been changed!"

A servant changed the water again and said to the girl.

"Okay, let's get started! Three, two, one, start!"

The five of them buried their faces in the water in unison.

Although the people around them can't finish it themselves, it doesn't prevent them from watching the excitement.

They cheered and applauded.

Men's happiness is that simple!

"Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred...... Yay, they're amazing!"

A group of onlookers shouted more and more, and they sighed that the powerful people really liked to appear in the finale.

You see, aren't these last five people very strong?

Everyone persevered to a hundred breaths.

Meng Tian could hear the sound outside, and he could also feel the excitement outside, he was very relaxed and did not feel any discomfort.

Sure enough, the Turtle Breath Exercise is still very useful.

The gap between those who practice and those who don't practice arises here.

At the very least, isn't it easier for those who have practiced to make an oiran?

"Thank you to the God of Crossing for letting me come to this world of cultivating immortals, not what is in the world of primitives......"

"Gollum—"

"Hahaha, I won!"

The first man came out of the water, and he was sure that he had more than a hundred breaths, but after turning his head and seeing that the other four were still holding on, his face immediately changed from red caused by holding his breath to black caused by depression.

"Haha, haha-"

"How's it going, did you succeed in the challenge?"

The girl smiled and said, "The challenge was successful, but there was only one guest of the Zuoqiu girl, so ......"

"Depressed, are all three of them so perverted?"

"Poof—"

Another man couldn't hold it back, he felt like his lungs were about to collapse, and he felt that it was not worth his life for a woman.

Therefore it will not continue.

When he saw that there were still two people persistent, he took the clean towel from the little maid, wiped his face and smiled happily.

"As long as Lao Tzu is not the first to come out of the water, Lao Tzu is the winner!"

This concept and idea of "not being the first" is very powerful!

Now, only Meng Tian and another big man are left.

Why is it a big man? Because his arms are so thick, he feels like a very powerful martial artist who can do kung fu with fists and feet.

This kind of person can persevere, and everyone thinks it's normal.

But Meng Tian, a white and pure little brother, is still a little thin, why can he last so long?

"I'll bet a hundred taels, Miss Zuoqiu will suffer tonight!"

"What do you mean by that?" asked the man who didn't come first.

"Don't talk to people with bad brains!"

"Then I'll bet a thousand taels, Miss Zuoqiu will be the empress tonight!"

"What do you mean by that?" asked the man who was not the first man.

"I don't talk to people with bad brains either!"

"Hmph, look at the two of you, you have good brains, but you can't hold your breath!"

"Damn, you're not the same!"

"How can it be the same, it's just a hundred breaths, Lao Tzu is relaxed, unlike some people who only dare to move their mouths and dare not play!"

“......”

Between the mouths of several people, the big man couldn't hold on!

"......Woo! This time, Miss Zuoqiu should accompany me! Lao Tzu has participated in more than 100 challenges, but this time is the best ......."

Before the words fell, he saw Meng Tian and saw Meng Tian burying his face in the water.

"This ......"

(End of chapter)