Chapter 13 The Golden Gun Doesn't Fall, the Iron Cloth Shirt
"Is this a movie? It's too coincidental, it's not impartial, and it just lands right there?"
"In my opinion, the eighth floor is wasted, you said that such a standard version of the male god, if it is useless there, how sad it should be!"
"It's over, it's over, it's scrapped!"
"I finally know how the last eunuch in Huaxia was formed - it turned out to be scalded by a pot of soup!"
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After a long time, the hall on the sixth floor of 26 burst into flames, and such a hot pot of soup was sprinkled there, even if that thing was made of iron, I am afraid that it has reached a high temperature of dozens of degrees now.
As for Zhu Daneng, Li Xunhuan, and Chu Liuxiang, the three of them were also stunned, and the boss would be over.
Ling Moxi and Murong Xuan at the other table also stood up, and they all showed a touch of sadness, this is the sorrow for Li Tian, a good normal person, suddenly became a eunuch, and it was so sad that he couldn't be sadter anymore.
As for Li Tian, he didn't bother with the soup basin on the crotch of his pants, his eyes stared at Zhao Xue coldly, he was very unhappy: "Are your eyes used to see the road?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I didn't mean to ......" After Zhao Xue was awakened by Li Tian's words, she didn't care what she was reserved, and her hands hurriedly slapped on Li Tian's crotch.
"Stop, stop, stop...... Let go!" Li Tian glanced at Zhao Xue with disdain, and said unhappily: "What are you doing, I'm a good boy, not the kind of casual person, please don't do this kind of cheap behavior in public, okay?
Hearing this, Zhao Xue's beautiful little face suddenly turned red, and she was very ashamed, and said to Li Tianzhi: "I really didn't mean it......"
"It didn't mean it, did it?" Li Tian......'s eyes stared at Zhao Xue, and shouted: "Waiter, where did you die!"
The waitress in the store ran over timidly, staring at Li Tian with big watery eyes, and said, "Sir, it's because our service is not in place that we let you get burned there, I'm sorry, I'm sorry ......."
"Don't tell me I'm sorry, it's none of your business, just go and bring me a bowl of soup!"
"Ahh
Seeing that the waiter was stunned and didn't speak, Li Tian suddenly became angry: "Didn't you hear what I said?"
"Wait, wait a minute!"
"Come back!"
"Ahh
"Ahh
Hearing this, the waiter was even more confused, what the hell did this guy want to do? Could it be that he had to pour the soup back? Then the waiter turned his head and left.
"You...... What do you want to do!" Yao Qian looked at Li Tian's unhappy face, and said vigilantly: "My friend has already said I'm sorry!"
"Can a word of sorry be solved?"
Li Tian glanced at Yao Qian indifferently, as soon as the woman came up, she asked him to give up her seat, and now his friend even poured a bowl of 100 degrees of soup on his crotch, he was angry and said coldly: "I'll pour the soup on her in a while, and I'll say I'm sorry, okay?"
"You dare!"
Yao Qian snorted coldly, as for Zhao Xue, her face was pale with fright from Li Tian, and her legs trembled.
"What don't I dare, don't think that I will be soft-hearted if you look beautiful, I want to think that when the young master was in a nursing home, kicked in a kindergarten, and was invincible under one meter, he stomped his feet in the morgue and stood up unconvinced...... When Lao Tzu became famous, your grandfather was not born yet...... Jianghu people call it 'Flower Destroying Little Overlord!'
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"Li Tian, that's enough, everyone said I'm sorry, besides, I don't think you have anything, why do you have to hold on to it?" Ling Moxi at the other table really couldn't look at it, and shouted at Li Tian.
"Who are you? Do I know you?" you are going to stay on which side," Li Tian retorted, but he remembered very well that Ling Moxi had said that in addition to maintaining a husband and wife relationship in front of his family, he had to pretend not to know her on any occasion.
"You ......"
"Don't talk nonsense, sit back in your place!"
Ling Moxi was gasped by Li Tian's squeamishness, the mountain peaks were undulating, she Ling Moxi has always been held by the stars, and she beckoned casually on weekdays, and the boys behind her could form an army.
"Boss, this is not good!" Zhu Daneng pulled the corner of Li Tian's clothes and said.
"Yes, boss, we are all civilized people, why do we need to report it back?" Chu Liuxiang echoed.
Seeing this, Li Xunhuan immediately came up and said: "Boss, don't be angry, the revenge will definitely be avenged, as for how to report it, you have to think about it carefully, such as asking for a phone number, opening a room, or letting her be your girlfriend, why be so violent?"
"Yes, yes, what Xiao Lizi said is not bad at all, don't get angry, dissipate your anger, treat beauties with a little quality, and you are burned there now, the first time is to go to the hospital, in case of delay, the wound is infected, but it is not good!"
"If I don't go, I will take revenge, if I don't pour the soup on her, I can't get over it in my heart!"
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To Li Tian's words, Zhu Daneng and the three of them were speechless, this boss is too ruthless, it is simply the existence of legends, and the location of the rivers and lakes where the flowers are destroyed by spicy hands, I am afraid it belongs to him.
"Damn, boss, you are simply my own brother, no, closer than my own brother, can we not do this, you see that those two goddesses are all water spirits, if you really splash it on her, a flower will wither!" Zhu Daneng first bombarded the sycophants, and then persuaded.
You can't just watch the boss make a mistake like this, and you can't stop him.
Zhu Daneng, Li Xunhuan, and Chu Liuxiang glanced at each other, and they all made a look, and after the three of them reached the same purpose, they immediately rushed towards Li Tian, Zhu Daneng and Li Xunhuan held Li Tian's shoulders, Chu Liuxiang hugged Li Tian's thighs, and lifted Li Tian up.
"Hey, hey, let go, let go, what do you want to do, Lao Tzu is a wounded, let go of Lao Tzu, otherwise, Lao Tzu will go to the Supreme People's Court to sue you for abusing the disabled, you wash your farts and stocks, and prepare to sit through the prison!"
You're a wounded, why didn't we see it, maybe it's true that you were hurt a little, but you're disabled, I think it's better to forget it, I've never seen a 100-degree soup spilled there and still alive.
"Goddess, get out of here quickly, we'll drag the boss for you!"
"Thank you!"
Yao Qian and Zhao Xue left directly in a hurry.
"Stop me, I haven't spilled the soup on your crotch yet! You three let me go, a group of forgetful guys, Lao Tzu has mistaken you, and I will break off your friendship!"
Yao Qian and Zhao Xue quickly walked into the elevator, and Li Tian was quite depressed when they watched the two of them leave with a swagger.
Nima, what day is today, the good name was poured into the soup, and a group of forgetful guys were accepted, Lao Tzu is really unlucky today.
"This classmate, the soup you want is here!" At this time, the waitress was holding a porcelain plate in her hand, and on the porcelain plate was a pot of steaming seafood soup, and it was also packed in a casserole, and the "gurgling" bubbles were bubbling inside.
"Everyone is gone, why do I still need soup? Your work efficiency can't be faster, retreat!" Li Tian said angrily.
"Ahh
The waitress was a little confused, how can a bowl of soup be said to be done well, do you think it is boiling water?
Of course, the waitress was just thinking in her heart and did not say it, so as not to offend this madman, and it was obvious that Li Tian was now giving her the feeling that she was a dangerous person.
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
After the two goddesses left, I saw Li Xunhuan, Zhu Daneng, and Chu Liuxiang kneeling on the ground "bang bang bang", this time it was Li Tianmeng's turn, Lang Lang Qiankun, kneeling to me in broad daylight, what do you want to do? Lao Tzu is still young, he can't afford this kind of gift!
"Boss, I want to learn the golden gun not to fall, iron cloth shirt, can you teach me!" Zhu Daneng suddenly hugged Li Tian's thigh and begged, just now he saw it very clearly, a bowl of boiling soup was splashed on Li Tian, there was no hanging at all, it was obvious that he had practiced the golden gun and did not fall, and the iron cloth shirt.