Chapter 5: The Conspiracy to Control the Poop

Early the next morning, Guan Da Po ordered Lu Ping, Zhang Cun, and Li Zheng to go to the mountain to fetch water, and sent Liu Xiaoxu to the house to light the fire.

As for the work of cutting down trees, it was replaced by someone else.

"I don't know what the hell the hell is going on, so I won't let us cut down the tree. Zhang Cun frowned.

"It's over, this poop must have figured out a way to fix us again. Li Zheng was worried.

"Let's do what we want. Lu Ping instructed, and then looked at Liu Xiaoxu: "Guan Daben will transfer you to the room alone to burn the fire, I'm afraid that you don't have a good heart, you should be careful in everything, don't conflict with others." ”

"Don't worry, I'll be fine. Liu Xiaoxu said with a smile.

He was worried about how to deal with the stool, but he didn't expect the other party to strike first. In that case, let's wait and see what tricks are up to the stool!

When I came to the room, I saw Guan Poop and his party going out.

"Yo, this isn't a poop brother. What are you doing here?" Liu Xiaoxu blinked his eyes, looking harmless to humans and animals.

Before Guan Poop could speak, the younger brothers behind him shouted first.

"What does the boss do, do I still need to report to you?"

"That's it, hurry up and make a fire in the room!"

"If you can't burn it, I won't give you food!"

Liu Xiaoxu stared at him, as if he was very angry.

This scene fell in Guan Dapo's eyes, which made him sneer in his heart.

Liu Xiaoxu has no secrets to him. Last night, he secretly followed Liu Xiaoxu and followed him to the little squirrel's nest, witnessing the scene of Liu Xiaoxu taking fruit from the hole in the tree.

And today, he transferred Liu Xiaoxu and a few people out of the house in order to deal with the little squirrel.

As long as the little squirrel is captured, Liu Xiaoxu will lose the source of food. At that time, what will Liu Xiaoxu still rely on? Without food, he will not have to beg for mercy obediently?

Thinking of this, Guan Poop laughed proudly. didn't notice that a trace of vague cunning flashed in Liu Xiaoxu's eyes.

Liu Xiaoxu stared at his eyes just now, deliberately pretending to be very angry, but in fact, he was trying to enter the stool into the system. Only by mastering the whereabouts of Guan Poop will it be easier to deal with him in the future.

After successfully entering, Liu Xiaoxu ignored them anymore and walked away humming a small song.

"This kid is scheming, find a few people to keep an eye on him. Looking at the back of Liu Xiaoxu leaving, Guan Poop whispered.

"Don't worry, the room is full of our people, this kid is lonely in the room, and he can't afford the wind and waves. A little brother laughed.

Guan Poop nodded, and asked again, "Are you ready for everything?"

"It's all set. Boss, what are we going to do?"

"Catch a squirrel, remember, alive, not to kill it. ”

When I thought that Liu Xiaoxu ate the fruit of the little squirrel, not only was he not hungry for a day, but he was in good spirits, and his heart was a little hot when he stool, such a magical fruit must be the spirit fruit of the fairy family!

If the little squirrel is caught, not only can Liu Xiaoxu's food source be cut off, but he can also take the spirit fruit for himself. Perhaps, with the help of the spirit fruit, he can still become an immortal in the future!

Following the markers made last night, Guan Daben led a group of younger brothers to a place less than 200 meters away from the squirrel's den.

"Don't go any further, there's a little squirrel's nest in front of you, this little thing is very clever, and it's not good if you startle the snake. Let's set a trap right here. "Command the stool.

Several others hurriedly did so, taking out the trap cages, bait and other things one after another, and arranging them on the spot.

Half an hour later, the poop management people set up the trap and hid one after another, waiting for the little squirrel to take the bait.

In order to catch the little squirrel alive, Guan Daben consulted a lot of books, learned a lot about the living habits of the squirrel, and specially took care of the taste of the little squirrel and made a plate of hearty fried bamboo shoots with pine cones for it. You must know that pine cones and bamboo shoots are the favorite foods of the little squirrel, and supplemented by various seasonings, he is confident that the little squirrel will not resist the temptation of food.

But after waiting for two hours, there was no sign of the little squirrel.

"Why hasn't the little squirrel come yet?"

"It stands to reason that the food is so close to its nest that it shouldn't be unaware. ”

"Could it be that it found us?"

A few people hid in the grass and whispered, and they were also drumming in their hearts, and they waited for so long without any movement, could it be that they were really accidentally exposed?

At this moment, there was a slight thud in the forest, and a small snow-white figure sprang out from an inconspicuous bush and rushed towards this direction.

Guan Poop was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly shouted: "Shut up, the little squirrel is coming." Whoever scares it away, watch your skin at night!"

Several people were silenced.

The little squirrel ran all the way, and when it was less than ten meters away from the trap, it suddenly stopped, it first climbed to a nearby tree, looked around vigilantly, made sure that there was nothing abnormal, and then came down from the tree, little by little, towards the food.

It's quiet.

Guan Poop lay in the grass, and the two triangular eyes stared greedily at the little squirrel, and he didn't dare to breathe, for fear that the breathing would be too loud and startle the little squirrel.

In order to catch the little squirrel, Guan Poop made two preparations, the first preparation is the animal trap, as long as the little squirrel walks in front of the food, they pull the rope, the animal cage will fall from the sky. The second preparation is the food itself, the stool is put into the food with sweat medicine, even a cow can be put down, just a little squirrel, not a problem at all!

Tempted by the food, the little squirrel gets closer and closer to the trap, and finally walks into the trap completely.

Tube poop ecstatic.

"Boss, do you want to do it?" a junior brother whispered. What he meant by his hand was to pull the rope, and the cage would fall from the sky and trap the little squirrel.

"Wait a little longer. I put sweat pills in my food, and let this little thing eat for a while to make sure nothing goes wrong. "Pipe poop whispered.

It wasn't until the little squirrel ate most of the fried bamboo shoots with pine cones that he gave the order to do it.

As soon as the rope was pulled, the cage fell from the sky.

However, the result was different from what they imagined, as soon as the trap was triggered, the little squirrel was alert, and quickly escaped out of the range of the trap and fled towards the depths of the dense forest.

It's lightning fast!

"Hey, it's almost!" everyone sighed as they saw the cage fall into the void.

Guan Poop also patted his thigh in annoyance, and ordered loudly: "Everyone chase after it together, the little squirrel has been poisoned by sweat, and it can't run far." Whoever catches the little squirrel alive, I'll take him down the mountain to buy food this week. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone rushed forward as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

Purchasing food is a poor business, with a lot of oil and water, not only can you get a lot of benefits from it, but you can also go down the mountain to have a good time and spend a lot of time drinking and drinking in this day.

However, the speed of the little squirrel was too fast, and everyone ran all the way to chase it, chasing it for nearly half an hour, not only did they not catch the little squirrel, but they lost it.

"A bunch of garbage!rice buckets!Not even a squirrel can catch up!" Guan Poop's short and fat figure ran at the end without any suspense. When he finally caught up with everyone, but when he heard such a result, he was so angry that he scolded.

"Boss, this little squirrel is so fast, and it's so small that it's hard to find when you stick in the haystack. "One person said weakly.

"Besides, boss, your sweat medicine doesn't seem to work, we chased the little squirrel for half an hour, and we didn't see any drug attack...... "The other also muttered quietly.

"Fuck your shit! Do you know how much sweat medicine Lao Tzu put into the food?! You can put down ten, and you actually say that the medicine didn't attack?"

Saying this, in fact, he also knew in his heart that after chasing the little squirrel for so long, he didn't catch up, and the sweat medicine definitely didn't work, thinking that the little squirrel was infiltrated by the aura here all the year round and had a special physique.

Guan Poop lost his temper, and seeing that it was hopeless to chase the little squirrel, he had to go home, and a group of people returned home.

Guan Daben did not go back to the room with everyone, but turned around halfway and went straight to the law enforcement hall.

The Law Enforcement Hall is the place where the Xianlan Sect is responsible for managing the outer disciples, and it is also the place where the outer disciples who violate the rules of the sect are punished. Most of the people in it have cultivated a little immortal arts, and there are some subtle Taoist practices, but due to qualifications or other reasons, it is difficult to make an inch of progress in cultivation, so they are assigned here.

As for the inner disciples who make mistakes, they will be punished by their own masters, and the Law Enforcement Hall is not qualified to punish them.

And Guan Da went to the Law Enforcement Hall to ask for help from one of the disciples of the Law Enforcement Hall, wanting to use his hand to catch the little squirrel!