Just as Guan Poop was in doubt, a large group of people came towards him in the distance.

A junior brother hurriedly ran over to report the news: "Boss, it's not good! The people from the Law Enforcement Hall are here! I saw that those people were violent, and they didn't dare to come forward to ask, so I hurried back to report to you." ”

Guan Dapo's face changed slightly, the law enforcement hall is responsible for managing the entire outer door, and the gang is also governed by the law enforcement hall.

Guan Poop was a little apprehensive in his heart, so he hurriedly straightened his clothes and greeted him.

Seven or eight disciples of the Law Enforcement Hall came, all of them were dressed in blue-bottomed robes, and the group looked majestic.

When the first person saw Guan Poop, he immediately lowered his face, pointed at his nose and scolded angrily: "Guan Poop, you are so big and guts, you dare to put medicine in food! I think you are impatient!"

"Careless, misunderstanding, all this is a misunderstanding!" Guan Da stool was full of smiles, smiling like a dog's tail flower blooming in autumn, not to mention how flattering.

You must know that this Hu Guan is the current head of the Law Enforcement Hall, and he is in charge of all the affairs of the Outer Gate of the Xianlan Sect. It can be said that his words can decide whether an outer disciple will stay or not, and he is no exception to pooping.

"Misunderstanding? More than 30 people in my law enforcement hall vomited and diarrhea because they ate the food in your room, and you still dare to say that this is a misunderstanding?

"Hu Guan is angry, this matter is ...... I also just found out, and I'm looking for the real culprit behind the scenes. Guan Poop wiped cold sweat and said.

"Isn't the real murderer behind the scenes?" a yin and yang voice sounded, and the person who spoke was none other than the horse-faced disciple in the vegetable garden.

This horse-faced disciple was originally not familiar with Guan Dapo, and the two did not have any grudges, so they came here simply to ask for an explanation. It's just that the people who were in charge of the stool used to be lukewarm to the people in their vegetable garden, but now that the people from the law enforcement hall are here, they have changed their faces again, and they seem to be a different person.

This very different attitude really made him unaccustomed to it, so he deliberately made Guan Poop unable to get off the stage.

"Who are you?" Steward Hu turned his head to look at the horse-faced disciple.

"Ma Yang, a disciple of the outer sect of the Lower Xianlan Sect, came this time for the same purpose as Steward Hu, and he also came to ask for an explanation from the guy. Ma Yang saluted respectfully.

Hearing this, Steward Hu raised his eyebrows: "So, you also ate the food in the room, and your stomach was broken?"

"Exactly. Ma Yang said indignantly: "Since I ate the food in the room at noon, all the members of our vegetable garden have been pulling and vomiting, and two disciples have fainted......

Steward Hu nodded, and asked again: "You just said that the real culprit behind the scenes is to take care of the stool, what do you mean by that?"

Ma Yang said truthfully: "Someone just revealed that it was this person who instructed his subordinates to drug the food." ”

"This is slander! Don't listen to the words of the villain!" Guan Da was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and he greeted Ma Yang's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart, this bastard, Lao Tzu has no grievances with you, and you actually fell into the well!

Ma Yang glanced at him lightly, and said with a smile: "Is it slander, the caretaker is as wise as a torch, and he naturally sees it clearly, and it is not Your Excellency's turn to teach, right?"

"You!" Guan poop couldn't help but freeze.

Steward Hu ignored the two people's verbal arguments, but looked around at everyone present: "Who is the whistleblower?"

Huang Yu took a step forward, bowed and said, "Huang Yu, a disciple of the outer sect of the Xia Xianlan Sect, has seen Hu Guan Shi, and it is the Guan Gong who was exposed in Xia. ”

Subsequently, Huang Yu said carefully, how to instruct him to drug the food, and how to coerce and lure him, and said it vividly, if Liu Xiaoxu didn't know that he did the drugging, he would almost believe his words.

This big brother has too much potential to be an actor!

Liu Xiaoxu felt that Huang Yu, the eldest brother, acted so well that he couldn't lag behind, so he made up for it in time: "What Huang Yu said is true, I can testify! Because when Guan Da instructed Huang Yu to take the medicine, I happened to pass by and overheard it." ”

When I heard this, I almost vomited blood on the spot.

A good passerby, a good overheard, this Liu Xiaowang bastard really opened his mouth to tell lies.

"Butler Hu, don't listen to their one-sided words, the two of them obviously want to work together to calculate me!" Guan Da said loudly.

"I knew you didn't dare to admit it!" Liu Xiaoxu pretended to be very angry: "Tube the stool, manage the stool, you bully the same door on weekdays, and it's just a matter of being a boss in the room, and now that the Hu Supervisor is present, you still want to reverse black and white to tell the truth...... How could a person as wise and martial, witty, rewarding and punishing, and discerning as a torch be deceived by you?"

"Ahem. Steward Hu coughed twice, Liu Xiaoxu's series of sycophants just now made him very useful.

It's strange to say, as the manager of the Law Enforcement Hall, he has been used to hearing sycophants and flattery, and he has long been like water. But after listening to Liu Xiaoxu's sycophancy, he still felt in a good mood. I think it's because Liu Xiaoxu is still young and has no taboo words, which is commendable.

"This little brother, you just said that you are bullying your fellow disciples, is this true?" said Hu Guan and Yan Yuese.

"It's true!

Liu Xiaoxu nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and then his mouth deflated, and he actually cried in public.

"Butler, this stool is not a thing, you have to call the shots for me, woo woo......"

The cry was poignant, and it really made the listeners sad and the hearers wept.

Seeing such a scene, Guan Poop's eyebrows jumped wildly, Liu Xiaoxu, a little bastard, cried so hard that he was holding back his bad tricks at first glance.

Faintly, Guan Poop gave birth to a bad feeling.

"This little brother, you have any grievances, but it doesn't matter, I'll make the decision for you!" said the Hu steward.

"Thank you, Steward. Liu Xiaoxu wiped his snot and tears, and said aggrievedly: "I can't hide it, I haven't eaten seriously for three days, because Steward Hu won't give me food......"

"Why didn't he give you food?" said the butler, shocked and angry.

"Why else, because I offended him. Liu Xiaoxu scowled and said: "At the beginning, I didn't know where I offended Guan Poop. Later, I heard that the person who was in charge of poop was extremely jealous, so I figured out why. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone at the scene looked at Liu Xiaoxu and wanted to hear what the reason was.

Even when he was in charge of stool, he couldn't help but look at him, and his expression was a little cold.

The reason why he dealt with Liu Xiaoxu was indeed jealousy. Because Liu Xiaoxu had the opportunity to pass the second Xianmen assessment, because Guan Da did not pass the second Xianmen assessment back then, he lost his qualification to become an inner disciple, and driven by jealousy, he didn't want others to pass the assessment.

Many people in the room know this reason.

But Guan Poop is not worried about being reported at all, because every time he plans to rectify a person, he will make up the reasons in advance.

He is famous!

At this time, Guan Daben had already thought of his words, and waited for Liu Xiaoxu to speak. He was sure enough that after listening to his words, the steward would not punish him, at most he would give him a few verbal reprimands.

But Liu Xiaoxu's next words made him stunned.

"The reason why Guan Poop deliberately targeted me was because the food I cooked was better than his, and he was afraid that in the long run, I would threaten his position in the house, so he only asked me to do some rough work of chopping wood and burning fires, and never dared to let me be in charge. ”

"What do you say? You cook better food than I do?" Guan Poop couldn't believe his ears.

He has worked in the Xianlan Sect's house for several years, from a small helper, to the position of the head of the house little by little, relying not only on qualifications, not only to please the sycophants, but also to have real cooking skills!

Liu Xiaoxu actually talked about cooking, isn't this asking for hardship?

"What? Isn't what I said right? The food I cook is 10,000 times better than yours, and you are afraid of me, so you exclude me everywhere!" Liu Xiaoxu pretended to be very angry.

After listening to Liu Xiaoxu's words, Guan Da smiled, laughed forcefully, and laughed forcefully.

"Look at your young age, your tone is not small. I'm really not afraid to hit you, I just cook with my eyes closed, and the taste is better than the food you cook. ”

"Ahh

Liu Xiaoxu took a heavy sip and said with a disdainful expression: "Just you, to tell you the truth, I just make a piece of, and the taste is a hundred times more fragrant than the rice you make!"

Guan Po snorted coldly: "I only know things that are quick to speak, if you have the guts, can you dare to compete with me?"

"It's better than that!" Liu Xiaoxu responded without hesitation. Then he blinked: "However, the competition is not good without a lottery, what if you lose?"

"Huh. There's no way I'm going to lose. ”

"I think you're just scared, don't dare to bet with me!"

"Success, bet on betting. Guan Daben grinned: "If I lose, I will leave the Xianlan Sect, and you will be the head of this group in the future." But if you lose, you can kneel down and apologize to me in front of everyone here, and then get out of the Xianlan Sect, don't you dare?"

"Dare, what's not to dare?" Liu Xiaoxu also smiled.

He drugged the food, he made a big deal out of it, he deliberately sold miserably and pretended to be pitiful, he deliberately talked about cooking, everything he did was just to wait for the poop sentence!

Than cooking?

In his previous life, he had learned it in the Star Oriental Cooking School system!

What is Western cuisine, Oriental cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, Shandong cuisine, Suzhou cuisine...... He is very good at every kind of dish.

Cooking with him Liu Xiaoxu is like eating with a dog, being coquettish with a cat, and scolding the street with a shrew......

That's not lifting a stone to hit the skull and asking for hardship!