Chapter 55: Testing
"The pen fairy is on top, the little brother is loved by everyone, the flowers bloom, the graceful and suave, the talent, the beauty and wisdom are equally important, the demeanor and the lonely goose fly together, the pen fairy, if you are a woman, you must not fall in love with me, if you are a man, you can't fall in love with me, because the little brother is not good at that mouthful, yin and yang are separated, people and ghosts have different paths!"
Chu Liuxiang bombarded and patted his ass, but he didn't shoot Bixian's fart, but himself.
"Gross!"
Zhu Daneng retched, are you annoying? Please a pen fairy, is it necessary for you to do this? Do you say that you need to do this? You are still loved by everyone, and the flowers are blooming, please can you look in the mirror at home before coming to school?
After Zhu Daneng roared in his heart, he said angrily: "You don't want to ask, don't ask, get out of the way, let me ask!"
"Lewd pig, don't splash me with cold water halfway, okay? People must be really suave and suave!" Chu Liuxiang glared at Zhu Daneng fiercely, in front of the pen fairy, you can't help but dismantle the stage of this young master, this young master still has to leave a good impression on the pen fairy, in case, what if you say that the pen fairy is a woman?
"Okay, you are suave, you are flying alone, now it's okay, hurry up and ask!"
"It's pretty much the same!" Chu Liuxiang nodded proudly, indicating that he was very useful to Zhu Daneng's words, and then began to pray attentively: "Pen Xian, junior brother Chu Liuxiang has no other questions, I just want to ask this exam, can Class B of the senior finance department get the first place?"
Li Tian, who was standing next to him, took a brush and slowly moved on the white paper, drawing a circle on the word 'can'.
"Yes?"
Seeing this scene, Zhu Daneng's eyes widened, this time it was a competition in the finance department of the fourth year, Ling Moxi and Murong Xuan in class A have always been the top students in the finance department, pen fairy, are you sure you didn't fool us?
"Bi Xian, I also want to ask, do you treat the three of us as children? If you want to fool us, you can't fool us like this, the baby feels that Yali Mountain is big!" Zhu Daneng and the three of them expressed disbelief.
Hearing this, Li Tian roared in his heart, your sister, you don't look at who Lao Tzu is, Lao Tzu is proficient in eighteen Chinese, the genius who came out of the world's major famous schools, the legend of the pyramid, can these pediatric topics stump Lao Tzu?
The more Li Tian thought about it, the more he felt panicked in his heart, so he shouted angrily: "Zhu Daneng, it's your turn, let go of a fart quickly, and ask a question quickly!"
"Poof!"
After hearing this, Zhu Daneng, Chu Liuxiang, and Li Xunhuan were unstable, and they sat on the ground one after another, their expressions were blue, their faces were purple, and their bodies were still trembling. The pen fairy spoke.
After trembling for a long time, I saw Zhu Daneng say weakly: "I... How do I feel that the voice of the pen fairy is a little familiar, is this sure it is not a pit?"
After that, Zhu Daneng raised his eyes tremblingly, and when he looked at Li Tianzheng standing there looking at him angrily, Zhu Daneng got up with a grunt: "Old... Boss, why are you, pen fairy?"
"The pen fairy is me, I am the pen fairy, what, is there still a problem?"
Immediately, Li Tian secretly thought in his heart, these three best products are not saved, they are all in the 21st century and still believe in these things, don't go out and say that you are my little brother, I can't afford to lose this person.
"It's gone!"
"But... But I also want to ask the boss, can Class B really take the first exam?"
"What do you say?"
"Boss, I know you never lied, can we go to the beach to see the girl, it's all counting on you, your responsibility is as heavy as Mount Tai!"
"Boss, can I say goodbye to my virgin body, you are the key to the key, and the rest of my life depends on you!"
“......”
Suddenly, Zhu Daneng and the three of them lay on the ground and hugged Li Tian's thighs, that touched, Li Tian was like the parents who gave birth to him and raised them.
At this moment, Li Tian was completely confused by the actions of these three guys, I just wanted to ask the three of you if you can change some new tricks in addition to hugging your thighs, you guys, I said that I haven't kept up with the rhythm yet.
"Give it all to me!" Li Tian shouted, it was three points more powerful than the lion roar of the Golden Retriever Lion King, and the terrifying power of sound waves directly invaded the minds of Zhu Daneng and the three of them, and in an instant, the three of them held their heads with a painful look on their faces.
"Don't think that Lao Tzu usually takes care of you, you can hug your thighs infinitely, don't even think about it!" Li Tian snorted coldly at the three of them, and continued: "Look at the three of you who are pitiful, then, reward each of the three of you with a piece of sugar, eat, eat enough to go to the battlefield!"
“......”
Zhu Daneng and the three of them took the sugar cube in Li Tian's hand speechlessly, it was originally a comforting word, how did it change its taste when it came to the boss?
After Li Tian glanced at the three of them, he walked towards the classroom complacently, and when he came to the classroom, Li Tian sat in his place, glanced at Ye Shuang, the squad leader next to him, and then gave Ye Shuang a candy, and said, "Come on, let's celebrate the first place in the Class B exam!"
"Got the first?" Ye Shuang was also confused by Li Tian's words, and then, her beautiful eyes glanced at Li Tian speechlessly, as if she was saying to Li Tian, you don't have a fever in your brain, you still celebrate the first place, rely on you, the guy who sleeps in class, and even the teacher dares to deceive?
"Don't eat and pull down!" Li Tian saw that Ye Shuang didn't take the candy in his hand, so he shrugged helplessly and threw the candy into his mouth.
"Jingle Bell ......"
The eight o'clock exam, the bell has always sounded, which proves that the time is coming, indicating that all the students are preparing in advance, only to see Li Tian holding his head in both hands, and holding a sugar cube in his mouth to do nothing, which made Ye Shuang look at Li Tian with contempt, this guy is hopeless.
Then, after all the students prepared everything, they hurriedly left the classroom and rushed to the examination room, only Li Tian was still holding his head in his hands and holding a small sugar in his mouth, if Xia Wei hadn't entered the classroom and glared at him fiercely, this guy would not have left the classroom at all.
......
This time the opening test of the Department of Finance is nothing more than that the school wants to see if all students have slacked off in their studies during the holidays, and as long as one person in each class gets the first place, the school announces it, and the whole class can go to the beach for an outing as a reward, and all expenses are out of the school.
This is also the first thing Xia Wei announced when she was transferred to Imperial Capital University and in the Department of Finance B, and as for the second thing announced, it was naturally a sports project.
......
A examination room.
"This test is divided into seven items, a total of seven test papers, and the exam lasts for eight hours, during which no one is allowed to talk to each other, no cheating, no talking to classmates, and violators will be disqualified from the exam!" said a supervising teacher.
Wait, I haven't figured it out yet, it's not that I only take one subject in finance, why do you have to take seven exams now, the school, you don't bring such a trick...... The key is that I have only been studying finance in the past few days, and many students have a roar in their hearts.
"Do you have any objections?" said the supervisor.
"I'm ......" Before a student could speak, the overseer continued: "Since there is no point, now the official exam!"
Nima, pit, don't give people time to raise objections at all, the baby is bitter.
Later, when the test paper was sent to the first student's desktop, the student glanced at it casually, and only heard a clang, and the student sat under the desk.
"Hey, this classmate, what are you doing, is it so difficult to do?" a classmate next to him glanced at the previous classmate.
"Now that the test papers have been sent to you, take a look!"
Hearing this, the classmate next to him also picked up the test paper and glanced at it, only to glance at it, and the seven test papers fell to the ground one after another.
"Bang dang!"
"Bang dang!"
“......”
Then the sound of the bench falling to the ground sounded in the back chain.
"Teacher, are you sure this is the test paper of Huaxia Imperial Capital University, not the test paper of the seven national languages?"
"This exam, firstly, is to verify your academic performance, and secondly, the school considers that you may develop abroad in the future, so this exam paper is spelled out in seven languages!"
"Teacher, I want to ask, will you do this test paper?"
"No!"
As soon as these words came out, a group of crows flew by, and all the students had black lines on their faces, and now there is only one word in the hearts of all students, pit.
"The baby wants to go back to the countryside to follow my dad to farm, the cultural level in the city is too high, and the baby can't keep up with the rhythm......"
"Now this baby has found out that it turns out that it is so happy to collect rags and pick up garbage!"
“......”
In an instant, there was a mourning in the examination room, the test papers that Teacher Nima can't do, let us do it, we have to do it, why do you come here to study? You're too much of a bully.