One hundred and sixty-one, the habits of the literati
Lotte was stunned for a moment, acting king, fresh! When will there be a acting king in the country? The Ten Directions of the Universe is the game of this sea ghost country, and it can be regarded as a new innovation. He knew that this was not Chen Lu's bragging, so he was more in awe in his heart, and asked timidly: "Where is the king Ni Xi now?"
"I have been decisively killed by my old man, and I went to the ghost country below them and blocked the Beihai Eye. What's more, it's not good to eat, they just feed on human flesh. I've got them straightened up again. Now the prime minister is in charge of the country, also called Ni Xi. ”
The Narcissus King guessed something, and was secretly happy in his heart, and was about to speak, when the red-haired water ghost came over and reported: "The new souls have arrived." ”
The Narcissus King asked, "Is the body broken?"
"Only one was bitten by a fish, the others were fine. ”
"Call them all here, and we'll send them down in front of Da Sima. ”
The red-clothed water ghost waved his hand, and a group of people entered, there were sixty or seventy people. The red-haired water ghost made them kneel there. Chen Lu sat in his original position. The throne had been broken, and the Narcissus King was not knowing where to sit.
Chen Lu said, "You go down too." ”
The Narcissus King was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood, Chen Lu wanted to ask in person, afraid that the Narcissus King was on it, and these newly deceased souls were afraid and did not dare to tell the truth. The Narcissus King obediently walked down and knelt in front of him.
Chen Lu felt embarrassed and shouted, "Hey, Narcissus King, you can't kneel, you can stand on the side." The king of narcissus borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, stood up, bowed and stood aside.
Chen Lu cleared his throat and said, "My old man is an official of the Celestial Empire Mission, and I came to the Dalu River Water Realm specifically for you to do this. You are all ghosts lately, and according to your unreasonable, bizarre, and inhuman unwritten rules here, you are not allowed to enter or leave. I still understand this, the king here wants to expand domestic demand, stimulate the economy, and increase GDP in his country, which is also for the needs of urban expansion. My old man is here, and this bullshit rule has to be changed. I ask you if you want to be born again, or if you want to stay here and stay voluntary. ”
There was a buzz from everyone, and Chen Lu said, "If you want to stay, stand next to the pillar on the right, and if you want to be reborn, stand next to the pillar on the left, and my old man will give you a quarter of an hour to think about it." ”
At this moment, the voices of crying fathers and mothers, calling children and daughters, and calling brothers and brothers were heard in the distance, mixed with heartbreaking crying and singing.
Chen Lu looked at these souls, turned a deaf ear, and was indifferent. It can be seen that after a person dies, what is the use of their relatives crying loudly? They have become ghosts, and they have no affection.
A quarter of an hour later, Chen Lu shouted, "Stand in line!" To Chen Lu's surprise, there were only seven water ghosts standing next to the pillar on the left.
The red-haired water ghost walked over and said to one of them: "Your body is broken, you can't go back to your so-called home, take our customs clearance documents to Shifujun and report directly to Shifujun, and go to rebirth." ”
Chen Lu said: "It's okay, don't bother so much, let Tian Weng fix it." ”
Tian Weng came over and said, "Then I have to take a look first, the loopholes are too big to fix." ”
Chen Lu asked, "What about the fool of the Yang family?"
The red-haired water ghost replied, "Burn the fire in the room." ”
Chen Lu pondered for a moment and said: "He has been here for many years, let's make a good fire here, tell him, give him a dream, and save him from complaining about Lao Tzu." ”
The red-haired water ghost promised, and left without daring, waiting for the next command.
Chen Lu said: "That's it, you get out the bodies of these seven souls, and leave this color head to Tian Weng." Don't forget to return Tian Weng's things to others, otherwise you will be scared in vain. ”
Everyone laughed, and the red-haired water ghost agreed, and hurried out to do it.
The Narcissus King had been thinking about Chen Lu's other question, and seeing that the arrangement was complete, he had time to speak, and said, "Brother Wei, please give me another question." ”
Chen Lu was stunned for a moment, and understood, the guy had already guessed the second problem, and those who had read big books were extraordinary. He pointed to Lotte and said, "You are such a great poet and a great writer, you can't hold your breath like this." My old man can see it, and you've already guessed eight or nine. Tell you, you guessed it. ”
Lotte smiled, "What did I guess correctly?"
"Don't pretend, I do want you to rule the Beihai Ghost Kingdom on my behalf, but now my old man has made a slight change, you should think of the reason. ”
Lotte showed a look of disappointment and said, "Please understand and teach Brother Tai." ”
"You are a serious person, there is no doubt about it, but your cultivation is not enough, you can't change many habits of literati, and you can't go for the time being. When my old man finishes his errand to go west, I will come to you for a few days, and then we will decide. ”
Lotte's face was covered with a red cloth. He had to admit that if he was a literati, he could not get rid of the habit of being a literati. But what were the habits of the literati? He couldn't remember it for a while.
It is nothing more than sour rot, bragging, good wine, some are blackmailing, pretending to be wrong, chasing fame and fortune, and pretentious, pretentious, pretending to be profound. When he thought about it, he seemed to have it all.
Especially this Pharmacist Li, who lost his family, didn't know where to get such a fat ring, so that he could make himself look foreign. Isn't this what he said about not cultivating enough?
He couldn't help but be a little convinced, nodded solemnly, and said, "Thank you brother for the order, my brother really understands, and he is waiting for triumph here." After saying that, he ordered the rice to be served.
After the three of them had eaten, Chen Lu returned all his magic weapons to him and said, "Brother Lotte, I'm very sorry to have broken one of your magic weapons." ”
Lotte said, "Well, I'll deal with it naturally." As he spoke, he handed Chen Lu a lock of pen, "This is also a brother's magic weapon, if the brother Tai encounters a fire, poisoning, etc., he will sacrifice it, it has a surprising effect." Now that someone in your camp has been poisoned, you can use it. Sometimes when you need a brother, sacrifice it, and the brother will be there in a moment. With that, he repeated the mantra.
Chen Lu was overjoyed, memorized the mantra, and put the magic weapon in the bag. The red-haired water ghost took out Tian Weng's things. The old man is more careful, and he checks them one by one, and they are all there.
The red-haired water ghost said flatteringly: "This antidote has not expired, the effect is the same as before, the master can take out one of our king's magic weapons, put it into the soup with these antidotes, recite the spell, pour a mouthful on everyone, and its poison will be self-resolved." ”
Chen Lu was very happy, and muttered: "This is the real purpose of my old man, otherwise I would be idle? or would I have eaten enough? I ran here with you and fooled around with you for most of the day." ”
Lotte They were used to him, smiled a little, and asked, "Brother has something unclear and is about to ask." Brother Tai just mentioned Yang Da Fool, is there anything special to explain?"
Chen Lu was a little stunned for a while, "Who is Yang Dasha?"
Lotte was even more confused: "Didn't you just let him dream? Brother thought he needed to take care of it." ”