Chapter 179: Zhang Lang and Cockroaches (Second Watch)
"What's the use of kowtowing? If you do something wrong, you have to admit punishment. The middle-aged eunuch didn't even look at Chen Chu, and walked past Chen Chu, who was constantly kowtowing, and walked to Qin Ke's side, flattering: "This ...... My lord, the old slave is not strict with his subordinates, and he has offended the adult, so please forgive me. This adult, seeing that you have limited mobility, do you need help from slaves?"
The middle-aged eunuch's blame may not be unreasonable, this is considered an internal affair of the palace, and Qin Ke feels that he has no qualifications to intervene.
It's just that this middle-aged eunuch's style is obviously just dissatisfied with Chen Chu talking to him, and he is afraid that Chen Chu will take the credit for him, which will provoke punishment?
Looking at the flattering face of the middle-aged eunuch, Qin Ke was extremely disgusted, and he said coldly: "This Lord Zhang, you are such a great official." ”
The middle-aged eunuch was stunned, and he didn't know where the anger of the noble man in front of him came from, in his concept, he was just punishing an insignificant little eunuch, just like a person with a whip and beating a disobedient dog, how could it be worth this noble man to look at it twice?
But he got one thing wrong.
Qin Ke is not a nobleman, once he, like Zhang Chu, was a little person who lived like a dog, struggling on the road to escape from hunger and war, dignity, he lost this kind of thing I don't know how many times.
But every time he loses it, the more he feels the preciousness of this dignity, there is no gold under the knees of the little people, but the knees of the little people will hurt if they kneel for a long time.
Since he is regarded as an "adult", why not fake the fox and the tiger today?
Anyway, it is impossible for him to enter the palace every day, and even if he is discovered afterwards, it is impossible for this middle-aged eunuch to go out of the palace to find trouble with him. Thinking of this, he took a deep breath: "Zhang ...... Your Excellency, huh?"
"I can't afford to be called an adult, old slave Zhang Er, do you have something to command, my lord?" the middle-aged eunuch lowered his head, humbly like an old dog.
"Zhang Er?" Qin Ke thought for a while and snorted, "Your ears are really good, you can hear me talking to people from afar, but your name is ...... Not so good. ”
Zhang Er didn't understand what Qin Ke meant, and still smiled flatteringly: "I don't know what's wrong with the name slave?"
"Of course it's not good, how can just writing the word 'ear' reflect your ear power far beyond ordinary people? In my opinion, the ear word of your ear should be preceded by a good word. However, since there is a good word in front of the ear, this can't be pronounced as a good ear, and it should be pronounced as a lang. ”
"Liang'er?Lang?" Zhang Er didn't seem to have studied much, but if he could get to his position, he could still know a few words. Liang and the ears are put together, isn't it just the pronunciation of "Lang"?
Thinking of this, he was overjoyed, and immediately bowed down and thanked: "Thank you for the name, the old slave is grateful." ”
Qin Ke couldn't help but smile and said, "No thanks, no thanks." You need to read the new name a lot, so that you can get used to it. ”
Zhang Er shook his strength and said solemnly: "Lang!"
"What about the surname?" Qin Ke asked with a smile.
"Oh. Zhang Er nodded, took another deep breath, and read aloud, "Zhang!
Now, no matter how stupid he was, he immediately heard some clues, frowned, he repeated the two words in his mouth a few times, his face suddenly looked ugly, and then he glared, looking at Qin Ke, there was already a little anger in his eyes, "Cockroach?
"How do you call shabu you?" Qin Ke said with a smile: "The cockroach is what you said yourself, and I obviously gave you the word 'good ears'." ”
"Zhang Lang, cockroach, what's the difference!" Zhang Er was furious and said, "You still gasp for your face?" do you know who I am?"
"Then do you know who I am?dare to talk like this in front of me?" Qin Ke's face changed, the smile on the corner of his mouth disappeared, and there seemed to be a knife light in his eyes.
Originally, the spiritual physique of a cultivator was much stronger than that of ordinary people after practicing, and the eunuch's body was crippled, and if he did not have a foundation in cultivation, he was even weaker than ordinary people.
Only then did he remember that the lord in front of him was a noble man who had entered the palace in the middle of the night, and it was not easy for him to die by himself? In an instant, he sweated like rain, wetting his vest, and almost at the same time, he puffed, knelt down in front of Qin Ke with the same humble posture as Chen Chu, and kowtowed vigorously: "My lord...... The cheap slave forgot his identity for a while, and offended the adult by speaking, and asked the adult not to remember the villain, and went around the cheap slave this time. ”
Qin Ke said expressionlessly: "What's the use of kowtowing? If you do something wrong, you have to admit punishment." ”
Zhang Er heard it familiarly, isn't this exactly what he said to Chen Chu? It's just that the world is changing so fast, he still disdains Chen Chu's kowtow, and now he is in the same position as Chen Chu, it's too ironic.
Could it be that this adult actually wants to stand up for this kid?
"Since I want to be punished, I have to think about how to punish him. Qin Ke looked at Chen Chu, who was looking confused and didn't know what had changed, and said with a smile: "Alas, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll spare you for the time being." ”
"Thank you, ...... many."
"However, I believe in the reincarnation of heaven, and if I spare you once, you have to spare others once, you say, isn't it?"
Zhang Er still didn't understand what Qin Ke meant, knelt on the ground and nodded hurriedly: "That's natural, the old slave should have never seen Chen Chu tonight, and he has never seen ......."
"That's just right. Qin Ke showed a pleased smile on his face, waved his hand and said, "You go, I like him a lot, let him stay and push me, and talk to me by the way." ”
"This ......"
"Do you want me to give you another name?"
"No, no, no......" Zhang Er shook his head, naturally unwilling to stay for a long time, hurriedly got up and saluted, and left quickly. It's just that the back, no matter how you look at it, looks like a mouse that has just escaped from the cat's paws.
"What are you doing on your knees? No one will punish you. Qin Ke smiled.
Chen Chu didn't react at first, but looking at Qin Ke's smile, he suddenly burst into tears and laughed, and as soon as he stood up, he got up from the ground, ran behind Qin Ke, and said earnestly: "My lord, where do you want to go?"
Qin Ke was actually quite uneasy in his heart, thinking about what the storyteller often said, those emperors like to pretend to be ordinary people to travel around, but it is very rare to let a common person pretend to be a nobleman.
Feeling that his heart was still beating violently, he thought that he was really confused as an "adult", and he didn't know if there would be any hidden dangers left in the future.
But it looks like it's going to be pretty good.
"I'll go to the Anhe Temple, will you push me over?"
"Anhedian?easy, I don't dare to say anything else, I'm a good hand at leading the way, you can just sit down." The wheels of the wheelchair rolled, Chen Chu's cheerful voice was like a free wind in his ears, and Qin Ke also smiled when he listened to his laughter.
This palace is as big as a labyrinth, but Chen Chu really didn't brag, he didn't take a long detour along the way, and it only took less than half a pillar of incense to write a huge plaque with the words Anhe Hall already presented in front of Qin Ke.
There are steps outside the palace, Qin Ke's wheelchair can't go up, so he simply walked down from the wheelchair, jumping up on one leg like a child playing a game, Chen Chu wanted to catch up and support, but after Qin Ke refused, he could only honestly carry the wheelchair that was still under the steps.
The door of the main hall was hidden, and there was a faint flicker of candlelight inside.
Qin Ke thought of the first time he saw Zhuge Wanling in the palace, was he tired in front of the case at this time?
"Being a prime minister is really not a comfortable errand. Qin Ke muttered, but a figure slowly appeared in the shadows outside the main hall, startling Qin Ke.
"Is it Qin Ke?"
Listening to that voice, Qin Ke frowned and saw the face of the person who came, it was Zhu Ran, the commander of the forbidden army who presided over the military exercise, he was wearing unloaded armor, pressing on the knife with one hand, and his eyes seemed to be a little cold.
"It's me. Qin Ke explained: "It's Zhuge ...... The prime minister asked me to come. ”
"I know. Zhu Ran didn't move, didn't continue to speak, and still pressed the handle of the knife in his hand, as if the whole person was a steel knife about to be unsheathed, and it would slash at him at any time.
Qin Ke was inexplicably a little stunned, and always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say what was wrong. Could it be ...... What did he do wrong? Otherwise, where did this killing intent on Zhu Ran's body come from?
"My lord, the wheelchair is here, sit ......" Chen Chu wiped the fine beads of sweat on his forehead, although the steps were not long, it took some effort for him to carry the wheelchair up alone.
But at the moment before his words fell, the knife in Zhu Ran's hand had been pushed out of the scabbard, reflecting the bright moonlight in the sky, and he slashed it so directly!