Chapter 023: Drunken Maniac

In a thatched hut in the middle of the city, an old man and a young man are competing to see who has bigger eyes.

"Old man, I have ...... Master, and I'...... 's Master is now suffering from ...... Danger, I have to ...... Return...... Get back...... Save him!" the white fox stared at the sloppy Taoist priest opposite him with a messy beard, messy hair, and in short, a messy person.

The sloppy Taoist priest took a few sips of wine and comfortably slapped a wine gap. I still want to drink it again, but the wine gourd is empty. "He's not you...... Your Master, is ...... You...... Grandpa! You ...... You just ...... Also seen, he has ...... There is no danger anymore...... I...... to take you...... Come out!"

The white fox's slender finger pointed at the sloppy Taoist priest: "You...... You actually learned ...... Learn from me to talk!"

The Taoist priest's eyes widened and he retorted: "Ming...... Bright...... It's you who are learning from me, talking...... Good no good. ”

"Crazy...... Crazy!" The white fox was speechless, how could he be so big with a child.

"Right...... To be a teacher is to call ...... Wine...... Maniac!"

The white fox slapped his forehead and closed his eyes weakly. She has seen the strength of the drunken maniac, originally over the years, she has few opponents, this time she came to Qingliang Temple, whether it is Bai Zishu or herself, she has strong self-confidence. However, today, he was powerless in the hands of the iron mask, and he looked down on the emperor too much, and planted it twice in a row.

With her shallow mana, it is obviously beyond her power to trap an old monster like the Emperor Taishang. Seeing that the formation was about to collapse, the pair of men and women in the formation still had time to stage a scene of life and death, and the white fox was eager to bite them to death at that time.

Just when the mana is unsustainable, the formation is about to collapse. The drunken maniac suddenly appeared behind her, and at the critical moment, he injected a mana into the formation and saved her. After that, the drunken maniac showed off his calligraphy without saying a word. What to write depends on her qualifications, and she wants to accept apprentices or something. and let her see Bai Zishu throw out a formation plate with her own eyes and withdraw from the pavilion safely...... Then the white fox saw the scenery in front of him change rapidly, and he arrived here in a few breaths.

It is impossible not to envy the mana of a drunken maniac, but the biggest problem with how an alcoholic maniac looks at it and how unreliable he is is: robbing other people's children and learning from other people's children to speak......

"You...... You ......" the white fox suddenly had an epiphany. Alcoholics may have drunk too much and their tongues are knotted to speak like this. That, a girl, also talks like that...... Is it really good?

She decided to change herself, and the next time she saw her brother, she must be articulate and surprise him.

"You, since you are my master. Just teach me martial arts!" the white fox felt that the progress was obvious. Because the author doesn't even need ellipsis.

The drunken maniac shook the wine gourd, "The wine is gone...... Not in the mood to teach. ”

"I, go, fight. "The white fox gnashed its teeth.

Holding the flask reed, the white fox circled around the thatched hut three times. Damn drunken maniac, it's obvious that you robbed your apprentice. Didn't the stolen apprentices have to teach them with all their hearts? Why do they still rob the tuition fees? If they don't buy wine and drink, they won't teach the apprentices?

He stopped and looked at the low thatched house. "Alas, people are under low eaves, no, do not bow their heads. "I took out a bottle of wine from the embroidery bag space and added some ...... to the gourd

When I returned to the thatched house, I found the drunken maniac snoring and sleeping on the floor. The white fox was annoyed for a while, regretting it! If he knew that this madman was already asleep, why should he come back. She also wasted her cherished "good wine".

Gently go out the door.

"Good boy...... The wine is coming!" the voice of the drunken maniac.

"It's coming!" replied the white fox immediately, so dangerous, she was almost discovered by a madman and wanted to escape.

"Oh!" the drunken maniac slowly opened his eyes and took the wine gourd handed by the white fox. I opened it and took a few sips.

The white fox breathed a sigh of relief.

"Huh! This wine ...... Something is wrong!"

The white fox was stunned, can he still drink so drunk?

"Later...... Do not mix it with water......"

The white fox was embarrassed, "Master, after drinking, you should, you can teach your disciples, right?" ”

"Teach...... Teach...... Can't teach, drink ...... Drink a little ...... Many. The drunken maniac took the gourd into his arms and snorted and fell asleep again.

If you don't run now, when will you wait?" the white fox turned around and slipped away.

Not long after, three monks entered this small courtyard with ghostly heads.

"Is there anyone at home?" he didn't reply for a long time, "no one." Long Xiaotian was very sure of his judgment. The first to enter the thatched hut, Xu Xuan, "You liar, why don't you answer Ben when you are at home...... Questioning!"

When Zhang Yi and Nameless entered the room, they saw Long Xiaotian jumping at a homeless man lying on the ground.

The room was full of alcohol, and the man was still holding a wine gourd, which was too obvious. As the old saying goes, the emperor gives three points when he sees a drunk. What are you doing with a drunkard as a waste prince, are you also drunk?

Zhang Yizheng wanted to persuade Long Xiaotian a few words, but found that the nameless swordsman fell to the ground softly.

Zhang Yi was shocked, this man was the person who had helped him the most since he crossed over, and his concern jumped on his face. Nameless waved his hand weakly, "I'm fine, first I lost an arm, and then I even flipped and fought, I was already at the end of the strong crossbow, and then it was Feng Yi's pill that helped me lift my breath." Now that it's safe, it's time for me to breathe a sigh of relief. ”

Long Xiaotian discovered the nameless anomaly and rushed over to hug the nameless with tears in his eyes. "This brother, we just met, and our trio of chivalrous monks has just been formed, you can't leave us behind!" After speaking, he cried bitterly like a child.

The corners of Nameless's mouth twitched a few times: "Xiaotian, my brother understands you." From the high-ranking prince to the common people in one day. No matter where you are, you want to try to prove that you can do it. Prince Yu, you have ideals and ambitions. For the people, you can live well. We have seen your efforts, a young talent who is usually high above us has been a pawn for half a day today, and my brother is very pleased. You know, it's good. Ten years ago, a worldly master once taught me: Misfortune and fortune are relied upon, and fortune and misfortune depend. Your performance today is very good, and your husband can bend and stretch. But, I'm afraid you're suppressing yourself. There is nothing wrong with temporary grievances to be strong in the future, but you have to manage yourself. You just vented your anger on a drunk, a drunk who was put down by drugs, and made my brother worry about you. You will think that your previous freedom is all fake. ”

Long Xiaotian was stunned, "Brother Xie mentions, I have taken your words to heart." ”

Zhang Yi listened, what is the situation, Long Xiaotian is the "Qin Shi Huang" I am optimistic about, the person who rules the world...... Just. It's hard to say now. The brothers also have to settle accounts, and they will win over talents, and they will finally recite a few sentences: "The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically." Therefore, it is tempting to endure and gain what it cannot...... Brother Xiaotian, my brother is optimistic about you. ”

Long Xiaotian said that it was false not to be moved, in the past sixteen years, no one has ever enlightened and encouraged him like the nameless Zhang Yi. But, after all, he is a person who grew up in the palace, and his political consciousness is higher than that of ordinary people. Soon raised his question: "Nameless brother, you are the oldest of the three." So my brother called you big brother, and my brother heard Feng Yi say that you are from Beilu or a royal ......"

The nameless swordsman closed his eyes and said no more words after "I was your ...... twenty years ago".

Zhang Yi scratched his head, damn it, the two wasted princes! However, there seems to be another question, how did that drunk man fall under the influence of medicine? Long Xiaotian, why don't you ask?

......

In a closed restaurant on the eastern outskirts of Fucheng, Bai Zishu's father and daughter watched Taishang Huanglong Yin look around this area a few times. Suddenly, he "snapped" and smashed the window of the restaurant, and scolded for a long time: "No wonder it's closed, the restaurant doesn't have a drop of wine, it's strange if it doesn't close." After that, he flew out of the window and disappeared.

Bai Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and just wanted to speak, but saw her father holding a finger on his lips, obviously making her silent. If she hadn't seen her for many years, she would have scolded her father for being a coward and suspicious like before.

"Whew"! The sound of fluttering clothes made someone look for a long time and flew away again.

Bai Zishu: "It's finally safe. ”

Bai Feng: "Don't take it lightly, what if he comes again in a while?"

Bai Zishu: "Don't be afraid, we are in the formation, he can't see it, he can't hear it clearly, and the sound in the formation is lower than the rat's call." ”

Bai Feng: "Then why did you stop me from talking just now?"

Bai Zishu: "I was too nervous, I forgot." ”

Bai Feng: "......"

Bai Zishu was about to say something and get some face in front of his daughter. There was another sound of a broken window......

"Don't let people live!" Anyway, Daddy said, they are in a formation, and they can't hear inside and outside. The fox and the tiger loudly expressed his dissatisfaction.

"Hey, I didn't find a drop of wine, rats, but it's a lot. A girl's voice rang out outside.

"Come here, the old lady promises not to kill you!" was scolded as a mouse, and Bai Feng was angry and didn't fight anywhere.

"Fox!" Bai Zishu roared!

......

In Qingliang Temple, the Taishang Emperor Long returned in vain, and kicked open the door in anger.

"Amitabha! Lao Qu recognized the wrong door!" After all, he is a master, not a person who can raise his hand to open and close the door by Zhang Yi's chance.

Long Yin sucked in his hands, and the door of the meditation room slammed shut.

Shaking his head, the Emperor Taishang folded his hands together and recited a sin. Don't look at it, just now I saw two bald little monks hugging each other naked.

No, this meditation room is obviously his own! Long Yin reacted and kicked the door open again. In a fit of rage, the wooden door shattered.

"Bold! In broad daylight, he did such a deed, a capital crime!" The void snapped, and there was an extra nude group photo on the ground...... Phew, there's an extra bunch of dumpling stuffing on the ground...... Belch......

His gaze swept over, and the Emperor Taishang suddenly became angry...... Bald head......

Where are the old man's boxes, beds, and futons?......

In the box is the secret of Buddhism that Lao Wei has searched all over the world, and the bed is the bed that my good emperor Long Teng has searched for for thousands of years. Lying on the bed for one day is equivalent to ten days, he may want the old man's life, don't you know, the old man borrowed this bed to cultivate, and the cultivation became a thousand miles a day...... Futon, that futon is a pure-hearted futon purchased by Lao Ke's lifelong wealth. It has the effect of avoiding going mad, ah...... The Emperor Taishang was furious, Ma Zha! It's all you! It was your news that messed up the old man's mind, so he didn't put away these treasures in time!

......

In an inconspicuous thatched hut in Fucheng, Zhang Yi and several people were sharing the spoils.

"Since you two fake monks don't want futons or beds, you have to see what's in the box. Brother will satisfy you, and the next thing is the time to witness the miracle!" Zhang Yi took out the box, "You can choose for yourself." ”