Chapter 183: Goodbye Tiger Shuai
The carriage galloped quickly, and Zhang Yi found that the further north he went, the wider and smoother the road.
"It is rumored in the market that this is the road widened by the Longcheng Barracks, so that when there is another war, the people can run faster. But I think it's Hu Shuai who is preparing to attack the Southern Wei. Pan Jinlian told the gossip news she heard.
"Fight Da Wei, at least it's unlikely in the past few years!" Ma Ming may have been too bored, and he was also interested in discussing the worldly matter of chasing wind and shadows.
"Maybe the secular people haven't felt it yet, but in fact, the sky above has changed. Dalu, Datang is calm. Dasheng was destroyed by Vientiane Gate and Black Eagle Pond!
After destroying the Vientiane Gate, the Valley of Hundred Flowers will recuperate and recuperate, regardless of the world. The Near-Spirit Array Sect that went to the Nangong royal family is a bit troublesome now......"
"Spirit Array Sect...... Already...... Perished. Zhang Yidao.
"What? How is it possible? The Spirit Array Sect's attack and defense have their own uniqueness, at that time, a group of foundation building monks could resist me for a long time, even if the sect elite is now eight or nine out of ten, with the Protector Sect Great Array, it is impossible for Black Eagle Pond to destroy the Spirit Array Sect so quickly, after all, the Spirit Array Sect's Guardian Sect Formation Formation is well-known in the entire cultivation realm!" Suddenly, Ma Ming closed his mouth.
Brother Zhang Yi has been with him for the past few days, maybe Zhang Yi hated the Spirit Array Sect and said a cruel word.
At a fork in the road, Zhang Yi patted the car gang.
Ma Ming said, "Let's take a break here." ”
As soon as they had finished their meal, they saw a few fast horses running from the north.
"Brother Zhang Yi, brother picked you up!"
Zhang Yi looked at the comer, and then glanced in the direction of the nearby bushes. Said: "Tiger Shuai...... Don't come...... Unharmed......"
"Hahaha! I didn't expect my brother to remember my brother!" Sheng Kaiyuan jumped off the horse and ran towards Zhang Yi with his legs outstretched.
"Hey...... Little brother, I'm ...... Remember...... Your more than 100 ...... Like a beautiful flower...... Yet!"
Pan Jinlian pursed her lips, glanced at Zhang Yi, and murmured, "Liar! If you are that kind of person, why don't you care about me?"
Sheng Hua stood still in front of Zhang Yi, looked at the more than ten plates of dishes placed on the ground, and said in a speechless voice: "Wow! Originally, my brother was going to pick you up and wash the dust, but I didn't expect that my brother's dishes were much more exquisite than those in our army." ”
Zhang Yi took out ten jars of wine, put them on the ground, and beckoned to the few sergeants waiting on the side: "Let's drink together!"
The sergeant looked at the tiger in full bloom.
"Why are you stunned? Didn't you hear my brother ask you to come over for a drink?"
After receiving the order of the tiger handsome, several people tied the BMW to the roadside tree and walked happily.
Zhang Yi looked at the bushes and said in a ventriloquish voice: "Let's all come together!"
Hu Shuai coughed lightly twice and said, "Come out! You have been discovered." ”
The bushes moved away, and ten beauties and a few sentinels came out of it.
Ma Ming immediately took out more than a dozen food boxes, and said apologetically: "In order to carry more food, I didn't prepare tables and chairs, so I was lazy." ”
"Coincidentally, I don't dare to leave these things with me!" Hu Shuai opened a pat of the storage bag, a few tables, and more than twenty chairs appeared in front of everyone.
"Last time...... Hurry up, brother...... None of them...... Get to know each other...... Sisters-in-law ......"
Hu Shuai looked at Zhang Yi in a daze, held the wine jar and sighed: "Brother Zhang Yi, we have been paying attention to your news. Long Aotian said yes...... Doubt you...... Now look at your brother you talk in ventriloquism, brother ......"
Hu Shuai poured a bowl of wine and toasted Zhang Yi: "Brother, although you and I didn't communicate much last time, I have already implemented your suggestion in Dragon City, and the people are very supportive!"
Brother, follow your advice, I have put those ...... They were all dismissed, and now they all have a new home. I can't get rid of these few, brother......"
Zhang Yi really wanted to ask Hu Shuai: Why are all the older ones who are driven away?
But this is someone else's private matter, Zhang Yi is not stupid enough to want to participate in everything.
Seeing the ten Yingying Yanyan sitting at a table, Zhang Yi frowned.
Hu Shuai Sheng poured wine for Zhang Yi and asked, "Brother, is there anything wrong?"
"No...... It's so inappropriate......" Zhang Yi said as he looked at the little red beans on their faces.
The tiger wives who had been eavesdropping suddenly panicked, it was this person last time, I don't know what ecstasy soup was poured with Sheng Kai, and the next day Hu Shuai dismissed many women.
Now he's still saying it's not right......
Zhang Yi looked back at the three soldiers standing next to the bushes, and said in a ventriloquist voice, "You guys...... Come here......"
Hu Shuai beckoned, and the three of them immediately walked over.
Zhang Yi took out the only bottle of mosquito repellent toilet water on his body, "This thing...... It's a friend of the outer heavens...... Gifted, Zhang only has ...... This bottle. Its other efficacy...... No, it's just mosquito bites...... It works wonders. It's just that it tastes ...... It's a bit big, and although this smell can repel mosquitoes, it's also ...... Your hidings will also be exposed!
I look at a few ladies...... There are traces of mosquito bites, but there is a difference between men and women, so they have to be on you first...... Try it out!"
It's really embarrassing for Zhang Yi, after a few words, the more ventriloquist he spoke, the smoother he became.
As he spoke, he opened the cap. In the awe-inspiring eyes of several sentries who looked at death as if they were at home, Zhang Yi smeared mosquito repellent flower lotion on the big bags on their faces.
"I love this scent, I've been dealing with spices for generations. A woman with a beautiful face said.
Zhang Yi pointed to Hu Shuai's side and made a gesture of please.
The woman looked at Hu Shuai, saw him nod slightly, and then sat down happily.
Zhang Yi sighed, "What if...... It's all so troublesome...... Forget it, let's have dinner......"
Then he took away the flower water and ate by himself.
Seeing this scene, Ma Ming also stopped thinking about being a housekeeper, and picked up the wine bowl that had been half poured for others and drank it himself. Then he hugged the wine jar and slammed it directly......
Hu Shuai looked at Zhang Yi and asked, "Can the bottle of perfume just now be divided into some brothers." ”
Zhang Yi threw the flower water to him: "Give it to me...... Just keep half of it, and figure out the rest for yourselves!"
Hu Shuai took out a jade bottle, poured some of it, and returned the rest to Zhang Yi.
Rubbing the bottle of flower water, Zhang Yi sighed: Even if the things in it will never be used, I will leave some as a souvenir.
"Smack!"
Someone said coquettishly: "I hate it, it's late autumn, it's about to be winter, and there are so many nasty mosquitoes!"
Zhang Yi has always been soft-hearted towards women. How can a person like a delicate flower be bullied by mosquitoes?
Take out a large round box with 36 trays of mosquito coils.
Open the seal and take out a plate......
"Stop, be careful, it's poisonous!" a coquettish voice came.
Zhang changed hands for a moment, then divided the plate, took out a circle, and lit it at Pan Jinlian's feet.
"Golden Lotus...... Are you afraid?"
"Brother Zhang Yi poisoned me, even if he poisoned me, I would be willing!" Pan Jinlian said with an oath.
"......" Zhang Yi will not be able to use the ventriloquist that was hit.
He put away the rest again and ate in silence.
"That...... I smell ...... It smells of mosquito repellent grass, it's not choking, it smells good!" said a twenty-eight-year-old woman timidly.
Zhang Yi bent down and broke off the mosquito coil and threw it to the woman, "You and the one who knows spices just now...... Sister-in-law...... Let's think about it together, and then make incense, and light it to repel mosquitoes. ”
"Thank you Zhang Shaoxia!" The woman took the mosquito coil and sniffed it again, and said, "I probably know the materials inside......
"Sit here!" Tiger Shuai beckoned to her.
The woman trotted towards the tiger handsome in surprise.
"Let my brother laugh, this time we will go back and immediately start to develop mosquito coils! Once successful, all the soldiers will thank you for your merits! Hahaha! Brother, do this bowl of wine!"
Zhang Yi raised the bowl and silently thought in his heart: Hu Shuai, you are famous in your life, I hope you don't be dragged down by these women.
Hu Shuai looked at the woman with an uncertain face at the table, and said in a cold voice: "Who said that it is poisonous? Of course it is poisonous, how can you poison mosquitoes without poison? However, no matter how poisonous the mosquito coil is, it cannot poison people's hearts! It is enough for me to have the two of them by my side, you have been innocent all these years, and after eating this meal, you will also disperse!"
"No! Tiger Shuai ......" For a while, the dinner became the scene of complaints.
Zhang Yi and Ma Ming glanced at each other, the two got up, Zhang Yi grabbed Weiyangsheng, and stood on Ma Ming's flying sword together, Pan Jinlian followed, and the four of them went away......
"Ah......h
There was silence......
"I found out! Brother Zhang Yi is from the Xianmen, and you still stupidly want to take eye medicine with him! Don't you know, people don't treat you as a dish at all!"
After speaking, Hu Shuai said to the soldiers who came with him: "You continue to clean up the battlefield, and you are not allowed to go back until you finish drinking." These stupid bitches are bewitching right under my nose, I've got to go back and wipe their butts!"
Then Hu Shuai Sheng threw a sword to the ground, which quickly became the size of the flying swords of the two immortals just now.
Hu Shuai bloomed one in one hand, pulled the two women to stand on the flying sword, and flew towards Dragon City.
"Oh! our ...... Husband...... We ...... I really don't deserve him!"
"Yes, we will do nothing but be jealous, we will only pull him back!"
"That's it...... That's it...... It's funny to think about what we've been doing all these years......"
The woman who reminded the mosquito coil of poison cried aggrievedly: "I didn't say the wrong thing, it's really poisonous, Hu Shuai himself agrees...... Woowoo woo ......"
"Hmph! Anyway, we didn't say anything, we don't ask for merit, but it's always right to ask for no fault!"
"Yes. ”
"Yes. ”
"Things are not quite right, Zhang Yi is the one who dares to work against Long Aotian, why did Hu Shuai let us wait here early? How do I think this is all designed by Hu Shuai in full bloom, and even used Zhang Yi!" said a more calm woman.
"Hahaha! That's right!" several soldiers, including the sentries, suddenly rushed over and put their knives on the four women.
"Hu Shuai has long known that you are all spies of the Southern Wei Dynasty, and today I want to catch you all. ”
As the four heads hit the ground, the remaining four collapsed to the ground in amazement.
"A few ladies, Ding Xingwang, a member of the Hushuai family, is counting on a few, please go back with us!"
Including the woman who shouted that mosquito coils were poisonous, crying with joy......