Chapter Two Hundred and One: Oh, Woman
Song Tingfeng bought three taels of loquat paste in the hands of the street vendors, hard, cut into boxy pieces, a bit similar to Xu Qi'an's throat lozenges in his previous life.
You can't eat such hard sugar in the capital, it is moist and sweet, and it is a unique specialty of Yunzhou.
Mother's thing, even a piece of sugar is harder than Lao Tzu... Song Tingfeng looked around while holding it, and said with emotion: "It's the same Yunzhou, the White Emperor City is different from other places, looking at this flowery picture, I thought that Yunzhou was really singing and dancing." ”
Along the way, they passed through one state and county, and saw large areas of abandoned fertile land and dilapidated villages. Clearly aware of the depression in Yunzhou.
How difficult people's livelihood is!
"Obviously there is such a fertile area, cultivating the fields without worrying about grain, relying on the mountains to eat for three generations, and it is also close to the open sea, rich in salt pans..."
"Why did you end up like this?"
Song Tingfeng and Xu Qi'an looked embarrassed, and the former said in a deep voice: "This time I came to Yunzhou, it is to get rid of the stubborn disease, and to solve the collusion with the mountain bandits, the bandits in Yunzhou will be much better."
"Ning Yan is right, you can't indulge in the teaching department, the husband should be for the country and the people, and do a career.... it, big beauty!"
Xu Qi'an and Zhu Guangxiao looked at the situation, their two pairs of eyes suddenly bloomed, and on the street in front of them, there was a beautiful woman who captivated the country and the city.
She wore a delicate and gorgeous Luo skirt, combed the fashionable hairstyle, and the silk ribbon inlaid with blue jade stretched out her waist.
The skin is white and delicate, the eyes are like paint, the red lips are bright, and the handsome nose is matched with the pointed face, which is gorgeous and unique.
Ness... Xu Qi'an flashed this word in his mind.
The pretty beauty with a melon seed face and big eyes is the type that Xu Qi'an has a soft spot for, and it would be even better if she was a little foxy. There are three of the most standard melon seed face beauties he has ever seen: Xu Lingyue, Huaiqing, and No. 2.
But the temperament of the three of them is the beautiful JK, the cold and noble strong woman, and the heroic female police officer.
Only this big beauty who met by chance has a fox and enchanting melon seed face, and she is very prodigal at first glance, and she is his ideal goddess.
"Perfect, this is the beauty I dream of..."Xu Qi'an swayed, only feeling that he had finally met love in this lonely world, only one scoop of three thousand weak water, what floating fragrance Huaiqing Lin'an Guoshi and so on, are all passing by.
Well?
He immediately realized that something was wrong, no matter how beautiful the woman in the distance was, it was impossible for her to win those good-looking monsters by an overwhelming margin.... He keenly captured this illogical situation, which made Xu Qi'an a little sober.
Immediately afterwards, the thumb of his left hand burned slightly, and a warm current gushed out from the jade wrench finger given by the Ziyang monk, warming his spirit.
When he looked at the beauty who captivated the country and the city, Xu Qi'an's pupils shrank, and what he saw in his eyes was not a stunning beauty, but a paper puppet with exquisite workmanship.
The paper puppet combs the fashionable hairstyle, wears a gorgeous Luo skirt, and dresses exactly like a fox beauty.
The delicate face was pale and pale, and the gaze was dull and lifeless.
Hiss....
When encountering this kind of strange thing in the blue sky and daylight, Xu Qi'an gasped.
"It's not a person, it's a ghost.... Cai Wei said that ghosts can exist in the world for a long time, or they have been blessed by the location, just like the female ghost at the bottom of the well in my new house.... Either after the fall of the strong, the spirit is immortal, but there is still a time limit, and it is impossible to exist forever...."
Xu Qi'an instantly made a judgment that this female ghost was driven by people, and there was a ghost raiser behind her.
This female ghost is so powerful, even I can be confused.... If it weren't for Confucianism's righteousness and inviolability, I might have capsized in the gutter this time.... Xu Qi'an quietly withdrew his gaze and glanced at the two colleagues beside him.
At this time, I found that they had a big problem, their eyes were slightly dull, and they looked at the female ghost stupidly. Although he kept some of his sanity, he was actually deeply affected by charm.
... I also looked like this pig brother just now? Xu Qi'an felt a little ashamed.
"Guangxiao, Ning Yan, I believe in love again. Song Tingfeng was obsessed with beauty and couldn't extricate himself, and said in a deep voice: "I plan to start a family, and I even have my son's name in mind." ”
You're not love, you're hungry for her... No, she doesn't have a body .... Xu Qian said.
"You're just. Zhu Guangxiao complained, his face was entangled, and it was difficult to choose between the childhood sweetheart's sister next door and the woman who fell in love at first sight.
is so entangled because his thoughts at this time are exactly the same as Song Tingfeng.
At this moment, the woman with a charming posture shook her small waist and walked over gracefully.
"The three sons are also out to play?"
When she got closer, she paused, the hem of her skirt swayed from swaying to still, and she saluted:
"The little woman is alone, it's really boring, I don't know if I can go with the three sons. ”
She's coming for us.... Xu Qi'an was vigilant, so he made a salivating appearance, frowned and hesitated: "We are about to go to the Jiaofang Division, this is not good." ”
"Who is going to go to the Jiaofang Division? If you want to go yourself, Song is not that kind of person. ”
"Ning Yan... Hey, it's vulgar. ”
Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao silently took a few steps back and broke off relations with him.
Hmph, this person is really a pervert, and he is so prostituted during the day.... Mei took a sip in her heart, and the smile on her face became brighter.
The color embryo is good, my aunt and grandmother are the best at dealing with the color embryo.
I have the jade finger of the Ziyang monk to protect my body, and I am not afraid of evil. If she has misdeeds, I will immediately sneak attack, with mental calculation or unintentionality, and the winning rate is extremely high.... But it's better to stay alive and interrogate at night .... Xu Qi'an's eyes flashed, and he said helplessly:
"In that case, let's go together. ”
He planned to wait and see what happened first, and if he remembered correctly, in the magic book given by the great Confucians, there were spells against ghosts.
It seems that you are fishing for me, but in fact I am fishing for you....
.....
Tea house, by the window.
Li Miaozhen leaned halfway, shielded by the cloth by the window, overlooking the three people in the distance, and saw that Mei had penetrated into the enemy so easily, and she was satisfied.
Among the many methods, beauty is always the most effective weapon against men.
"Jiang Luzhong went out with Governor Zhang to inspect the people's situation, and the three Si Tianjian were accompanied by white, and they couldn't come back today. And without Jiang Luzhong sitting in the post station, without the warlock's qi technique, the charm will not be discovered.
"Although Mei is good at charm and illusion, she has no body after all, and it is impossible to really have sex with a man. If I want to maintain a relationship with Xu Qi'an for a long time without being discovered, I have to go to the Teaching Department to ask for a woman...
"When the matter is over, I will give him a few bottles of aphrodisiac and blood tonic pills, and he will become like this at a young age, and he will not make up for it... Scold. ”
.....
The four of them went around in the White Emperor City, feasted on the local customs and customs, and ate all kinds of delicious delicacies.
The woman called herself Su Su, was born in a merchant family, and her father was a silk merchant, so she wore such a gorgeous and beautiful dress.
When she saw that the three sons were talented and extraordinary, she admired them, and she couldn't help but want to make friends.
Is it a friendship or something... You're going to make this clear... Xu Qi'an complained in his heart. The point is that Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao actually believed such lame rhetoric, and believed it....
Well, they can't be blamed, they've been demoted.
In a teahouse, in the box, Song Tingfeng pushed the pastries in front of Su Su, and said attentively: "Why doesn't Miss Su Su eat it?"
"Slaves are not hungry. ”
"Why doesn't Miss Susu drink tea?"
"Slaves are not thirsty. ”
I'm afraid the water will flow out when I drink it... Xu Qi'an picked up the teacup and said with a smile: "Miss Susu, if you don't drink tea when you enter the teahouse, do you look down on our brothers?"
Su Su immediately made a look of grievance: "Why did the son say this." ”
"Ning Yan, Miss Susu doesn't want to drink, you don't have to persecute others. Zhu Guangxiao and Song Tingfeng immediately scolded their colleagues and stood up for their sweethearts.
Mader, you don't know what your last name is, do you.... The lower head has replaced the upper one .... Xu Qi'an immediately gave up the idea of wetting the paper figure with water.
Su Su pursed his lips and asked casually: "Listening to the accent, a few sons are not from Yunzhou." ”
Song Tingfeng raised his chin and said in an arrogant tone: "We are from the capital. ”
Su Su said "ah", covered his mouth, and admired in surprise: "Several sons are actually people from the capital, and the little woman has heard that the capital is the best city in the world, and she has been looking forward to it for a long time. ”
Xu Qi'an had to admit that in terms of how to tease a man's heart, this female ghost who didn't know the roots was the strongest he had ever seen, and even the floating fragrance was slightly inferior.
She can always tickle the itch in a man's heart.
That's the real seduction... Vulgar seduction is the essence of seduction with the body as bait, and intracranial orgasm can be the essence of seduction.
Zhu Guangxiao added without showing off: "We are watchmen... Miss Susu has ever heard of beating guards?"
Su Su shook his head very cooperatively, blinking his clear and innocent eyes.
Song Tingfeng grabbed the topic and advocated to the yamen, and after getting the admiring gaze of Miss Su Su, he was a little fluttering and unstable.
Su Su quietly led the topic, "Those sons... Ah no, my lord, what are you doing with the governor in Yunzhou?"
"Naturally, it's an investigation. ”
"What's the case?"
Song Tingfeng was about to speak, but he was kicked by Xu Qi'an at the bottom of the table, and immediately sobered up, "Miss Susu, this matter involves the secrets of the imperial court and cannot be passed on." ”
Su Su Yanran smiled and said, "It's the little woman who doesn't know how to lift." ”
admitting mistakes is very generous, not pretentious at all, which makes Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao like it more and more.
The will of these three people is quite firm, my aunt and grandmother have to increase their efforts, I can't bring back some useful information today, the master will be angry, the master will be angry, so I won't give me a man.... This person named Xu Qi'an has the strongest will, although he often peeks at my body, he is the most sober-minded... Well, the master told me to seduce him, and the other two could ignore ....
This female ghost is starting to see the poor dagger, no, Tingfeng and Guangxiao can't hold it anymore, I have to do it as soon as possible...
Xu Qi'an and Su Su, who were pregnant with ghosts, looked at each other and smiled, Xu Qi'an preemptively said: "I went to the toilet last time, and you accompanied Miss Su Su with Tingfeng Guangxiao." ”
Chirping... Bang... The door to the private room opens and closes.
There were only three people left in the room, and Song Tingfeng said, "Miss Susu...."
Su Su's red lips on the opposite side opened lightly, and he spewed out an illusory and unreal yin qi, which was scattered on the faces of the two of them.
Their eyes were instantly glazed, like puppets.
In a trance, Song Tingfeng saw that Zhu Guangxiao had also left, and only him and Su Su were left in the private room. At this time, Miss Susu got up and took off her skirt.
Luo skirts and small clothes are removed one by one....
"Sue, Miss Susu, don't be like this, I'm not that kind of person. ”
"Miss Susu, let's go to the pillar....."
The same illusion also happened in Zhu Guangxiao's eyes, he was not as hypocritical as Song Tingfeng, as a person who worked hard, he led Miss Su Su to sit on the table...
....
"Whew!"
The gas engine ignited the paper, Xu Qi'an threw the paper ashes into the wine jug, and after a while, the paper burned out, green smoke came out of the mouth of the jug, and a complicated incantation appeared on the surface of the wine jug made of poor ceramics.
This is the spirit sealing talisman of the Daomen, which is specially used to catch ghosts.
When casting this talisman, you need to find a thing as a carrier, such as a cup, a bottle, a sac, a pot, or an altar, and aim the mouth of the bottle at the evil spirit, and the talisman will take effect.
He hid the bottle in his arms, held the jade wrench finger in the palm of his hand, and strode back to the private room.
As soon as he came to the door, he heard two heavy breathing sounds, which were man's, which made Xu Qi'an's heart sink and have bad associations.
I still underestimate this female ghost.
Su Su in the private room seemed to hear footsteps, and said loudly: "Is it Xu Gongzi?" The two sons have a sudden hysteria for some reason, come and take a look..."
Xu Qi'an remained vigilant while cooperating "hurriedly" pushing the room open.
I saw that in the private room, Song Tingfeng was holding a pillar and rushing wildly, and Zhu Guangxiao pressed the edge of the table with both hands, showing off his waist.
Xu Qi'an was stunned.
At this moment, Su Su, who was ambushed by the door, seized the opportunity and spat yin qi at him.
Xu Qi'an's consciousness was cloudy for a moment, but he regained consciousness in an instant, and the jade wrench finger in his palm continued to exude warm power.
He cooperated to make his pupils dilated, pretending that he had fallen for illusion.
"Bang..."The door closed softly, and a chuckle came from my ears.
The Susu girl walked around the private room and giggled, "Heh, man!"
She sat on a bench, crossed her legs, and transformed from a charming and glamorous delicate woman to a cold queen.
Ignoring the two gongs immersed in the love of men and women, he looked at Xu Qi'an, and raised his eyebrows lightly: "Grandma has something to ask you, answer honestly." ”
Xu Qi'an nodded with a sloppy gaze, like an obedient doll at the mercy of others.
Su Su pondered for a moment and said, "Is Zhou Min a shadow who beats people?"
"Yes. ”
.... This is consistent with what the master said! Su Su nodded slightly, no longer having doubts, and said to a long story short: "Tell me all the information you have." ”
The gong on the other side said with a dull gaze: "You are dreaming!"
Well?
Su Su was stunned for a moment, and then, when she saw this gong named Xu Qi'an, she calmly took out a wine jug from her arms, opened the lid of the jug, and pointed the mouth of the pot at her:
"Close!"
During this process, he kept his eyes glazed over, so much so that it wasn't until he touched the flask that Su Su realized that something was wrong.
The next moment, a powerful suction enveloped her, ripped out her spirit, and threw her into the pot.
"Oh, woman!"
Xu Qi'an's eyes flashed slightly, regained his vitality, and closed the lid with a smile.
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PS: This chapter has a bit more words, so the update is late, and the big chapter asks for a monthly pass.