On the west city wall of Wuji Country, a dashing young man in a purple tights was half lying on the eaves of the city tower, looking at the bright moon, holding a grass sprout in his mouth, as if he was taking a nap.

"This breath is very familiar. ”

"The water vapor in the water should be the vein of the water monkey!"

"Having said that, since King Zhi Wuqi was suppressed by King Yu, there have been no water monkeys, why did they appear again?"

"Could it be that King Yu's seal is loosened? King Yu's seal and the golden hoop stick are passed down in the same line, and there is no Qi under King Yu's seal, so!"

The monkey's eyes shone brightly, "She should know where my grandson's golden hoop stick is!"

Thinking of this, the monkey seemed to think of something, and jerked towards the sky, only to see the golden light on the monkey's fingers, and the golden light collided with an old man who was speeding over his head impartially.

"Ahh

"Who!"

Boom - stuck twice, only to see Guiguzi and the unlucky Zhang Xiaojing, who had frozen into ice, falling from the sky and planting in front of Sun Monkey.

Guiguzi looked at the monkey in a purple robe in front of him, and said in surprise, "You are the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain?"

"Keep it simple. The monkey snapped his fingers, "CEO of Huaguoshan." ”

As he spoke, the monkey's eyes glared at Zhang Xiaojing, and the ice bumps on Zhang Xiaojing's body fell to the ground, and in the blink of an eye, Zhang Xiaojing woke up and hurriedly shook at the monkey, "Thank you, Great Sage, for coming to the rescue." ”

"It's a little funny. The monkey said lazily, "How is Zhi Wuqi?"

Zhang Xiaojing said, "Zhi Wuqi? is the one who calls himself a jellyfish mother?"

"If it's not her, who else can it be?" Guiguzi said on the side, "It is recorded in the Classic of Mountains and Seas that Zhi Wuqi made waves in Huaishui and endangered the people. When the great god Yu ruled the Huaishui, there was no branch Qi to make a monster, the wind and thunder made together, and the wood and stone sounded. Yu was very angry and summoned the gods, and the god Gengchen captured Wuzhiqi. Although Wu Zhiqi was arrested, he still fought and jumped, and no one could control it. So Yu locked his neck with a big iron cable, put a golden bell on his nose, and suppressed him at the foot of Huaiyin Turtle Mountain, and from then on Huaishui flowed calmly into the East China Sea. ”

Sun Wukong said: "Zhi Wuqi can be regarded as a noble family of the ancient demon monkey, after all, you have argued with King Yu, it is already rare that you can not die, continue to fight with her, there will be no good end, let's go back." ”

Zhang Xiaojing saw that Sun Wukong was leaving, and hurriedly said, "Great Sage, you are here, why don't you sweep this black chicken country with Lord Guiguzi, when the holy monk comes, it will be much easier, and it will be a matter of course." ”

Sun Wukong laughed when he heard this: "Junior, I might as well tell you, the big demon hidden in this city is not Zhi Wuqi, there are a few who are sleeping, if you wake up, you will only be more ruthless than Zhi Wuqi!" Second, my master is an idle person, usually there are no monsters, he will practice with my grandson, the cruelty of the means, the ruthlessness of the intentions, far beyond your understanding of the word human beings, so, according to the first paragraph of the regulations of the Western Classics team, when you encounter monsters, especially beautiful female monsters, you must leave them to the master, otherwise I will be miserable!"

Zhang Xiaojing said worriedly, "Great Sage, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, can he deal with these monsters?"

Hearing this, the monkey looked worriedly into the depths of Wuji City, "What you should be worried about is whether these monsters can leave a whole corpse." ”

Zhang Xiaojing and Guiguzi looked at Sun Monkey's melancholy cheeks, and they were relieved for a while.

The master who can make the Monkey King sigh that the other party is going to burp and die miserably, most of the end will not be better.

Speaking of this, the monkey became angry and jumped up, "Let's go, let's go, wait until the big demons wake up, and I can't beat them if I want to leave!"

"Good!"

Zhang Xiaojing and Guiguzi stepped on the monkey's cloud head and disappeared without a trace.

There are two flowers, one on each branch.

The bonfire was blazing, and the sand monk was silently writing the terms of the Journey to the West.

"The first rule of Journey to the West, what the master said is absolutely right!"

"The second rule of Journey to the West, if what the master said is not right, please refer to the first one!"

"The third one, the food chain of Journey to the West is unshakable, and the master, as the top of the absolute food chain, enjoys the right of priority to fight monsters, the right to benefit from the first choice, and the right to choose a mate......"

Next to the bonfire, the firelight illuminated Fahai's face, Fahai snuggled on the mane of the little white dragon, looked up at the starry sky, and said in a long voice, "The petals of the red flowers on the other side are scattered all over the place, who cares if she is crying, kneeling in front of the Buddha for thousands of years and not seeing the Buddha have pity, I have crossed the Lethe River and walked across the other side, hoping that she can still look back, the Lethe River is difficult to cross and block her all the way, if the Buddha does not cross, then I will cross." ”

Bailongma shuddered, "Master, at night, I can understand that you are sleeping with me, you are afraid of the cold, but can you not sing." ”

Fahai said, "Do you think the poor monk sings badly?"

"It's not a bad thing!" said the little white dragon, "This is a love song, it should be sung to your lover, or to the Buddha, you sing it to me, this can easily make me have gender confusion, I am a male, a male dragon." ”

Fahai said lazily, "If it weren't for Wukong's absence today, do you think the poor monk would like to sleep with you in his arms? Wukong can also become a cold round or something, you are covered in hair, and you feel cold on your scalp when you pillow it." ”

"Please, your scalp is cold because you don't have hair, what does this have to do with me becoming a beauty? Also, master, you are a monk, can you stop a little, don't let us become beautiful at every turn, we are all men!"

"Isn't it to cultivate your concentration to become a beautiful woman? If you can see such a stunning and unmoved poor monk, then your concentration must be very strong. ”

At this moment, the sand monk on one side got up and said, "Master, the copy is finished." ”

Fahai didn't have a good breath, "Go and copy it ten more times!"

Sha Seng's eyes darkened, "Master, to be honest, the last time the seventh sister saved Zhao Gongming, I really didn't have anything to do with it, I was playing soy sauce all the time, and I didn't help your seventh sister, why did you sprinkle this fire on my head, who did I provoke, you said that I was a workplace bastard, a journey to the west, you tossed me so much, do you feel sorry for me-ah!"

Sha Seng didn't finish speaking, and flew out directly.

Fahai lay on the back of the white dragon horse and said lazily, "Wujing, Wujing, when will he understand that the poor monk is tempering his wisdom!

Bailongma said, "Dead bald donkey, I think it's necessary for you to see a psychiatrist, you are becoming more and more perverted now, and you have a serious tendency to violence, if you can, I really want Guanyin to treat you." ”

"Guanyin, don't make trouble. Fahai said, "She can't even figure out whether she is a man or a woman, and she also treats poor monks, if she has this ability, she would have become a Buddha a long time ago, and she will not stand still for so many years." ”