Chapter 43 My steel plate mother's qualifications must be the first in the world!
"It's just that the duration is too short. ”
Sun Mo smacked his lips.
"Be content, some men don't even have fifteen seconds, and the milk is spilled as soon as it is delivered to the door. ”
In particular, the system has increased the volume on the five words "doorway" and "spilled".
Sun Mo always felt that the system was pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, if it wasn't for the wrong place, he wanted to take off his pants and show it his masculine charm.
After admiring the skill book again, Sun Mo raised his hand and smashed it.
Syllable!
The skill book shattered into a golden spot of light, and then shot into Sun Mo's mind like a firefly.
A state of enlightenment immediately permeated the whole body, and it felt like I had easily completed three years of high school knowledge on the first day of school, and it was like mercury pouring down when I was doing a test paper, and I could solve any problem at once.
This feeling is simply refreshing!
"Teacher, what are you doing?
In the distance, Li Ziqi's shout was heard.
The corners of Sun Mo's mouth twitched and walked over.
The effect of one shot into the soul is very powerful, but the premise is that the user must also be strong, otherwise there will be nothing valuable to enter the student's mind.
On campus, young teenagers and girls pass by, like pieces of unpolished jade.
Sun Mo, who was in a happy mood, activated the Divine Insight Technique, looking for students who didn't even know they were geniuses.
"Teacher Sun, what do you think of that boy? I feel that my qualifications are good. ”
Li Ziqi pointed to a boy who was nearly two meters tall and recommended
"What's good? We are picking promising students, not laborers!"
Sun Mo was speechless, the data showed that this guy's bones were relatively loose and he belonged to a physique that was easily injured, not to mention cultivation, and he was not qualified to move bricks to the construction site.
"What about the girl by the flower bed, her breasts are very small, and she is suitable for cultivation at first glance!"
Li Ziqi swears.
Sun Mo glanced at Li Ziqi, are you praising yourself in a change of direction? You are definitely praising you in a change of direction, right? Okay, I know that you have a small chest, and I will not discriminate against you.
When Lu Zhiruo heard this, like a frightened deer, she hugged her chest violently, and looked at Sun Mo timidly, worried about being given up.
"Whether the qualifications are good or not depends on whether the chest is big or not!"
Sun Mo smiled.
"Oh, who has the qualifications of me and Zhiruo?"
Li Ziqi stared at Sun Mo with burning eyes.
"Huh!"
Sun Mo chose to be silent.
"Humph!"
Li Ziqi crossed his hands on his waist and snorted proudly, I don't need you to say, my steel plate mother's qualification must be the first in the world!
"Woooooo
Lu Zhiruo squatted on the ground, holding her head and crying, it turned out that her qualifications were not good, because of her big breasts, so it was miserable, and there was no possibility of getting better in this life.
"Don't cry, qualification is only part of the story, whether you can make achievements depends on the learning and hard work you learned!"
Sun Mo comforted Lu Zhiruo that he was not a teacher of talent.
"Really?"
Lu Zhiruo raised her head and looked at Sun Mo with teary eyes.
"Yes!"
Sun Mo rubbed the papaya girl's head.
"I don't know whose qualifications are good, but the boy who passed by must be a miscellaneous fish. ”
Li Ziqi looked at it, and his eyes fell on a young man not far away, he was thin, dressed in white, holding a cotton silk handkerchief in his hand, covering his mouth from time to time, and coughing a few times.
Sun Mo didn't care, just glanced at it casually, and frowned.
Yutang, fourteen years old, has a heavy body forging realm.
Strength 3, I am a sick seedling, and I have no power to bind the chicken!
With an intelligence of 10, you are qualified to call a lot of people as monkeys.
Agility 3, if you are sick, you have to lie down more.
Endurance 3, well, this is the kind of man I just said about when you deliver milk to the door and it spills.
Will 9, by the standards of a teenager, your will is indestructible.
......
Potential, extremely high!
Note, don't look at your child with the same eyes as you look at him, or you will be unlucky.
Note, this is a time bomb and it is recommended to stay away.
This data is highly polarized, and it is the first teenager Sun Mo has met who has been marked with two remarks by the system.
"I don't think so. ”
Lu Zhiruo questioned.
"Hey, this kind of sick seedling, at first glance, it is not cultivation material, let's go, go find a genius!"
Li Ziqi urged.
"Not necessarily. Sun Mo greeted him and asked in his heart: "System, if I take him as an apprentice, will it be dangerous?"
"Don't you see the note? ”
System alerts.
"Hehe!" Sun Mo chuckled and caught up with the Tai Yutang: "Hey, boy, are you ready to enter the school?"
"Huh, the teacher won't recruit him, will he?"
Li Ziqi was puzzled and wanted to follow, but was stopped by Lu Zhiruo.
Papaya Niang was worried that Li Ziqi had influenced Sun Mo to accept apprentices.
"Ahem!" After coughing, Yutang smiled before speaking: "Hello teacher, I am here to admire the historical glory of this school." ”
"Would you be interested in being my student?"
Sun Mo got straight to the point, this is a rare genius with 10 intelligence, no matter how honest and well-behaved he is, he can't believe it, and it's better to be sincere than to be discovered.
"Huh?"
Because of the chronic illness, the Tangtai Yutang coughs up blood all the year round, and it is all sick, so in the past 14 years, it has never been recruited, so it was stunned.
"It's okay, there's always a first time!"
Sun Mo teased.
"Teacher!" Li Ziqi hurriedly ran over, pulled Sun Mo's sleeve, then covered his mouth and nose with his hands, and muttered in a low voice: "Where do you like him?"
It is a very solemn thing for a teacher to accept apprentices, and it is not a joke.
"Intelligence!"
Sun Mo knocked on his forehead, and said in his heart that this is a demon with ten years of intelligence like you.
"Ugh!"
Li Ziqi wanted to say, I can't believe this answer.
Yutang originally looked at Sun Mo, and suddenly when he heard this answer, his brows furrowed, can you also see such a thing as intelligence? You might as well say that you have taken a fancy to my chrysanthemum, so I can still accept it.
"Well, no kidding. Sun Mo's expression became serious, and his eyes looked directly at the Tangtai Yutang: "I just think that you are the right person!"
Hey, hey, teacher, do you want to be so literary? He's not a girl, if you do this again, I'm going to suspect your fetish!
Li Ziqi held her forehead, but she felt that Sun Mo should not be a person with no purpose, so she looked at the Yutang seriously.
Tsk, this appearance is very ordinary, especially when he is sick and emaciated, and he looks like he may travel west at any time, and Mr. Sun is still good-looking.
Thinking of this, Li Ziqi turned his head.
Under the sun, Sun Mo stood sassy, his left hand on the handle of the wooden knife, his attitude was relaxed, especially when he was not speaking, the corners of his mouth were curled, like a smile.
It's sweet!
"I'm sorry, if you're in a hurry to find a student to make up the numbers, you shouldn't be a sick kid like me. ”
Yutang refused, he couldn't see through Sun Mo, this feeling was very bad.
"Don't worry, my name is Sun Mo, I am a trainee teacher, if you change your mind, you can come to me. ”
After Sun Mo finished speaking, he turned around and left, he was actually testing the system, as for whether he could recruit the Tangtai Yutang, it didn't matter.
To be honest, Sun Mo prefers Xuanyuan Po's kind of student who can see through his character at a glance, because he is easy to get along with.
"Are you kidding me?"
Yutang's face sank, but it disappeared in an instant, and returned to the harmless appearance of a human and animal, as if it was just a casual inquiry.
"I'm a teacher and don't joke about recruiting students. Sun Mo stopped: "If you apprentice now, I will accept you." ”
"Then what can you teach me?"
This sentence leaked outward.
After saying that, he began to regret it, he could say something, but he shouldn't be in such a hurry to ask, and his tone should be lower, otherwise he will reveal his feelings.
"I can guide you in your deficiencies in martial arts. ”
With the Divine Insight Technique, coupled with the example of Qi Shengjia, Sun Mo was very confident when he said this, this is not counting the newly mastered two divine skills of One Shot into the Soul and the Ancient Radiation, and Hengsha Traceless.
Yutang was silent, staring at Sun Mo's eyes, and he found that the other party did not waver at all.
This man is either extremely confident or a conceited idiot.
"Okay, you think about it first, I still have something!"
Sun Mo waved his hand and said goodbye, no matter what, he must recruit five students before the end of the enrollment conference, so that he can become a substitute teacher.
Looking at Sun Mo's back, which had already walked far away, Tangtai Yutang, who had not moved, suddenly smiled: "I didn't expect to meet such an interesting person when I first came to Zhongzhou, it seems that I can cancel the next trip and enter the school directly here." ”
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"Look at his dying sick look, even if he is a genius, it is useless to die early, and I don't know what the disease is, teacher, you better not go near him. ”
Li Ziqi felt that the Yutang was not honest enough.
"Teacher!" Lu Zhiruo, who had been afraid of life and didn't speak, made a rare suggestion: "I feel that he is so dangerous, so don't take him as an apprentice." ”
Feeling the care of the two girls, Sun Mo smiled, he couldn't live up to them, in Middle Earth Kyushu, after apprenticeship, the teacher and the student are in a symbiotic relationship, one loses, one is prosperous, if he is not famous enough, then the student will also lose face.
Look at the two rookies Liu Mubai and Gu Xiuxun, and then look at the two-star famous teacher Xu Shaoyuan who covets Li Ziqi, then it is not enough to become a substitute teacher, you have to get the title of famous teacher as soon as possible.
To become a one-star famous teacher, you need to comprehend the aura of three famous teachers and specialize in a sub-profession.
Now that the number of halos is up to standard, what should I do with my sub-profession? Kyushu doesn't have mathematics, physics and chemistry, and I can't teach students ancient massage techniques, right? Then I have to become the laughing stock of the entire Jinling City.
"Teacher, look over there!"
Li Ziqi suddenly pulled Sun Mo, pointed to the steps in front of the teaching building and shouted, there is a group of adults over there, surrounding a teenager, no need to ask, these people must be teachers, if they can gather, that teenager must be talented.
"Teacher, let's hurry up and rob someone!"
Li Ziqi pulled Sun Mo and ran over.
The little tail Lu Zhiruo hurriedly followed.