The world of cultivating immortals is really full of crises!

In the past, Meng Tian didn't want to cultivate immortals, saying that serious people don't cultivate immortals, but now it seems that cultivating immortals is still very necessary!

Otherwise, if you don't pay attention one day, you will be eaten by a fish!

I don't know why yet!

If it weren't for the magic sword reminding him, he really didn't know that this damn catfish actually had such a trick!

The law of the jungle is the most common truth in the world!

Taoism does not pay attention to what kills or does not kill, and man is the head of all things.

Therefore, people-oriented, people-oriented!

Well, if you want to eat people, that's not right, it's wrong!

Meng Tian didn't study philosophy, he felt that since the other party wanted to eat himself, it would be better to kill the other party first.

"Alright, you can go!"

The catfish spirit got up, kowtowed to Meng Tian, and prepared to jump into the water.

At the moment when it finished kowtowing, the magic sword shot out!

The catfish spirit's body is actually very slippery, and it is really not easy for the ordinary monk's sword to pierce into it, and it is not easy to slash.

But how could the magic sword be an ordinary sword, it easily passed through the catfish spirit's body.

"You-"

The catfish spirit couldn't believe it, and obviously said that he would let himself go!

These damn human monks are not trustworthy!

Or is it because Lao Tzu just had the idea of wanting to eat him for a moment, and he found out?

In reluctance and resentment, the catfish spirit fell to the ground.

Then, a cloud of black gas burst out of the hole in its body, and the magic sword quickly absorbed it!

"What did you just suck?"

"Nothing!"

"Demonic energy?"

"Resentment!"

"It doesn't matter if you're demonic or resentful, you'd better not use it to hurt others!"

"Uncle, I know!"

"Okay!"

The catfish essence lost the support of the aura and began to transform into its original form, and then it also had an inner pill in its body.

But this Neidan stinks incomparably!

"Does this Neidan work?"

"There's a little bit, do you suck?"

"It stinks, I don't suck!"

"Okay, then give it to me!"

"If you inhale Neidan's aura, will you stink?"

"If you eat the wine made from osmanthus, will your body become fragrant?"

“......”

Meng Tian ignored the magic sword, as long as the magic sword itself did not stink, Meng Tian could accept it.

He sprayed the big catfish with his fire aura, and immediately a smell of burnt incense came out.

He didn't want to eat meat, he just wanted to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, break the bones and scatter the ashes......

After he finished burning, he remembered whether he should feed the pigs or the dogs.

Now, looking at the pile of black scum on the ground, Meng Tian shook his head helplessly.

"Forget it, let's go to Uncle Yan's house for dinner!"

When Meng Tian walked to the courtyard, he heard the conversation of several people.

"Dad, if I hadn't been bitten by a monster, I would never have been able to catch a fish today, and there are very few fish to see in that river!" Yu Dashan said.

"I remember when I was a child, there were a lot of fish, why can't I see them?" said Mr. Yan.

"Dad, how many years have passed, and you people here don't like to eat fish, so how do you know the specific situation in the river!"

People sometimes get angry just because of a simple word.

"You, what are you us? Whose house are you at now, you and us? Are you a guest?"

Uncle Yan began to curse again.

"Dad, don't scold, Brother Shan didn't mean that!"

"What does that mean?"

“......”

"Ahem—"

Meng Tian walked into the courtyard.

"Immortal Chief, you're back!"

Hearing Meng Tian coughing lightly, Uncle Yan came out.

"Hmm!"

"Well, did you find anything in the river?"

"Well, there's a big catfish, but I've cleaned it up, don't worry, there won't be anything to bite in the future." ”

"That's good, that's good......"

A big catfish, how big a catfish is, can gnaw off a lump of meat on its legs, how can it be a simple catfish.

Maybe the fairy chief doesn't want us to worry and be afraid!

Sure enough, the immortal chief is compassion!

"Quick, get inside, the meal is ready...... I don't know if it's to your liking. ”

In Taixumen, white porridge, white steamed buns, and boiled cabbage have all been eaten!

Now that you're killing chickens, how can it not be to my liking?

If you have meat to eat, you will be satisfied!

"Good!"

At the dinner table, there were only three men.

Meng Tian, Uncle Yan, Yu Dashan.

They also follow the custom that women are not allowed to serve at the table.

"Let's eat together, your wife and daughter will call ...... together"

"No, where can a woman serve on the table, it will stain the eyes of the fairy and affect ...... appetite"

Where the hell is going to go?

Forget it, some things are ingrained and can't be changed for a while.

"Come, this is the most famous wine in our village, the 'brain-slapping' brewed by Second Brother Liu, people in the city will come to buy it after eating it!"

Uncle Yan poured a full cup and saluted it with both hands.

In fact, Meng Tian is not good at drinking, but he has come here, others are so enthusiastic, it is not right not to drink.

Meng Tian took it, and then took a sip, it didn't seem to be very spicy.

Then he drank it all.

"Well, the wine is good!"

Meng Tian began to get dizzy!

Lao Tzu is a cultivator, how can he still get drunk?

This wine really hits the brain!

Then Meng Tian's words increased, and he talked to Uncle Yan and the mountain god.

Who can practice, what realm can skip eating, what realm can fly.

Then he talked about the Imperial Academy's killing people and exterminating people in the cultivation world, and even exterminating the entire family.

In the end, how did Meng Tian kill all the people in the Imperial Academy and wipe out all the people in the Imperial Academy.

The more they listened, the more frightened they became!

The world of cultivating immortals is so terrifying!

The Imperial Academy is really not a place for people to stay.

"Immortal Chief, can your mana help find someone, my son is in the Imperial Academy, I'm afraid he will become a murderous demon......"

I don't seem to be good at this!

If I say no, will it make them think I'm not good?

"Magic Sword, are you okay?"

"Aren't you Taoists often fortune-telling? Aren't you able to calculate people's lives and directions?"

"The point is, I won't!"

"Call grandpa, I'll teach you!"

"Are you selling swords again?"

"Humph!"

Meng Tian pulled a piece of chicken leg and pretended to say in a profound manner: "Well, it may not be possible to find him right away! But you can calculate his approximate location! You tell me his birthday!"

Uncle Yan was overjoyed and immediately said it.

Under normal circumstances, fathers rarely remember all of their sons, and more mothers remember these more.

It seems that Uncle Yan cares about his son very much.

"Wait a minute!"

Meng Tian pretended to lower his head, learning the routine he had seen on TV before, his thumb constantly moving on the knuckles of his other fingers......

In fact, he just doesn't know anything at all!

Like his strength, he doesn't understand refinement!

He was quietly transmitting the magic sword: "Uncle, is it okay?"

Magic Sword: Don't panic, I'm different from the Taoist algorithm, so I'll need to wait a while......

After a quarter of an hour, Meng Tian finally stopped lowering his head and pinching his fingers.

"Well, your son is probably in the East!"

"Dongfang, then it's still the imperial capital of Zhongzhou!"

"That's probably the case! I'll go to the imperial capital, and I'll help you take a look when the time comes!"

"Thank you Immortal Chief, thank you Immortal Chief! If you want to get rid of the people of the Imperial Academy, please be kind and don't kill my son!"

"Okay, I'll help you get him back then!"

“......”

It was late at night.

When he came to the guest room, Uncle Yan held the oil lamp and said, "Immortal Chief, you can rest here tonight!"

"Okay, that's your son's clothes......"

"Oh, the old woman said it was already on the side of the bed!"

"Good night!"

"Good night!"

(End of chapter)