1. RR
"You are Ma Qiangang?"
"It's me!"
"Hmmm......"
"Uh-huh............"
"Uh-huh.................."
"I'm rubbing, is this RR constipated?
Ma Qiangang really didn't know the word "Reincarnation Resource" until he died.
Reincarnation Resource: refers to Reincarnation Resources, collectively known as Reincarnation Resource Advisors, abbreviated as RR. It is a new and new profession that is out of reach of humans, and there is an old saying of feudal superstition that has been eliminated, called - Judge!
The chubby RR in front of him was sitting behind a desk that would cost no more than five hundred yuan, wearing a cheap paper black suit, holding a stack of materials, and his eyes were serious.
Ma Qiangang is even more frightened than facing the HR interview, after all, HR only decides his job, but this RR decides what kind of baby he can cast.
Ma Qiangang still remembers that he lost all his memories soon after □□□□□□□□□□ that dark and windy night.
Yes, he doesn't remember what happened before he died.
Ma Qiangang's brain is blank, or to put it more accurately, his soul is blank.
Ma Qiangang now has no brain in the material sense, and his soul is obviously a little insufficient, so he hung up in a mess anyway, and after a complete set of post-mortem treatment procedures, he was sent to this RR's office for a reincarnation interview.
He stared at the constipated RR and secretly thought, "This person has a very embarrassed expression, I shouldn't go to the eighteenth layer of hell, right?"
Ma Qiangang was thinking wildly, his reporter's occupational disease attacked, so he wanted to get some news from this RR, just when he was preparing a few usual interview routines, RR in a cheap paper black suit finally spoke.
"Yes, it's not a rural rapid assessment company, it's Reincarnation Resource Administration, which is officially called Reincarnation Resource Management Company in Chinese......"
Ma Qiangang felt that the name of this broken company was really hard and too rappy, but as soon as he thought of another more popular name in his mind, a bunch of 4044040404...... would pop up in the depths of his soul
"The investigation has revealed that you have made great merits during your lifetime. According to what I have recorded here, your merits are enough to be reborn in the heavenly realm, to become a celestial being, and not to suffer from the rebirth of your life. ”
"But ......"
"I know that good things don't happen to me. ”
"Oh, no! I don't think I did anything good in my life? This RR is mistaken, right?"
Ma Qiangang arched his hand with complicated thoughts, and said: "Master RR, if you have something to say, just say it! I've arrived at the RRA company, what tricks can I turn up?"
Syllable!
RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper black suit, slapped the table and shouted three times in a row, a kind smile appeared on his fat face, and he lowered his voice and said, "Let you go to the reincarnation heavenly realm and give birth to a celestial, but there are several obstacles." So I'd like to talk to Mr. Ma, if you can be reincarnated elsewhere, and I'm willing to make a little compensation within the scope of my authority. For example, let you be reincarnated in the house of the eunuch, the gate of the powerful, the life of fortune, the longevity to 100 years old, the husband and wife are harmonious, and the concubines are in groups......"
"It's a good life, a little yearning. ”
"Stop, can I ask where I'm going to be reincarnated?"
RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper black suit, smiled and said, "If the Taixu Immortal King wants to open a new cave sky, he needs some creatures with roots to live in, so I came to discuss with you." This kind of good thing is rare for thousands of years, the cave opened up by the immortal king is a new world, reincarnated in the meantime, if the luck is good, maybe you will be able to become an immortal in the future, and the status is far above the lower officials, it is much better than going to the heavenly realm to be an ordinary celestial......"
"Done!"
RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper and black suit, wanted to do more persuasion, but he didn't expect Ma Qiangang to agree so happily that he blocked some of his later words.
RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper black suit, was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly handed over a document to ask Ma Qiangang to sign and pledge.
Ma Qiangang took the document, he read it, but found that he didn't know a word, his heart was slightly shocked, and he secretly thought: "It's not a trap, right? I've died once, and I'm not afraid of any danger, I'm afraid of being deceived, making a stomach full of grievances, and no one will cry." ”
Ma Qiangang was silent, RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper and black suit, was slightly anxious, and couldn't help but persuade a few words, but it made him a little more hesitant, and couldn't help asking: "I don't know what kind of customs and customs I went to, can you bother Lord Lao to introduce me?"
RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper black suit, hurriedly said: "The magic power of the Taixu Immortal King is boundless, and the cave opened up is called the Taixu Divine Martial Realm. That world is full of vitality, everyone is physically strong, and the martial wind is very strong, and it can even crack the sky with fists and shatter the earth with ...... feet."
"Fists crack the sky, feet shatter the earth, it sounds so kind, the classic lines of the Saint Seiya!"
"This is a live-action online game set up by immortals, right?"
As soon as Ma Qiangang's words came out, an embarrassed look immediately appeared on the fat face of a cheap paper black suit RR, and he realized that he had actually said the truth in one sentence.
"I'm an NPC in it, or am I a grassroots player? Those real immortals are equivalent to RMB players, and if they have nothing to do, they will come and kill a few bitter people like me haha, and after having fun, they will go back to practice." I'm rubbing, the immortals are playing so high-end now?"
"No, Mr. Ma misunderstood. ”
RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper black suit, said with a few words, and finally sighed and said, "Don't hide it from Mr. Ma, even if you don't go to the Taixu Divine Martial Realm, you won't be able to reincarnate in the Heavenly Realm." Your Heavenly Realm Reincarnation Indicator has been taken up by the White Lotus Boy under the Nanhua Dao Monarch's Throne. The Taixu Divine Martial Realm is already the best place for reincarnation that Xia Guan can deploy, if you don't want to ......"
On the face of RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper black suit, he showed a look of embarrassment, and he seemed to be very unbearable.
Ma Qiangang smiled, although he asked him the truth, he didn't care where he was reincarnated.
Ma Qiangang smiled and said: "Anyway, I have died once, and it is not easy to have a chance to do it again, and it is ...... to go to the Taixu Divine Martial Realm to be reincarnated."
RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper black suit, sneered, staring at the paperwork in his hand, and Ma Qiangang deliberately stopped talking again. Ma Qiangang also saw that this RR official was not very powerful, very easy to speak, not as official as the officials he interviewed, and he couldn't help but want to inquire about more news.
"You also said just now, there are a lot of benefits for me, can you have any VIP accounts, high-level cheats, magic weapons and other tangible benefits? You are more or less an immortal, nothing else, there are always a few kinds of magic to cultivate, right? Why don't you teach me some skills, and then give me a few pieces of equipment casually!"
RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper black suit, looked even more ugly, and said after a long time: "I can give a little bit of these benefits." It's just that...... If this matter leaks out, it will inevitably be punished by the Taixu Immortal King. ”
Ma Qiangang perked up, raised his hands high, and swore a curse: "If it is a pony, I have half a sentence leaked, let me thunder in the sky, I will not die well, and I will be a ......reporter for ten lifetimes."