〇6 Penniless to get help from others, and the ruffians seek provocation and ask for hardship
"Finally meeting someone!"
Tong Lu sat on the ground with his butt and never wanted to get up again.
It was not easy for everyone to come all the way over the mountain, plus the fat pig was huge, and he was not good at rock climbing, and it was extremely disobedient, so everyone brought this super large burden, which was more difficult than picking a hundred or ten catties of food each. There was no way to go these days, and everyone walked while exploring, but fortunately, Bai Qing had a strong sense of direction, so he didn't lose his way. I tumbled down from this mountain and came to the edge of the river, and finally saw the figure.
"How many of you are on the boat!"
The rowing boy in the river called out to a few people.
"Where to eat and drink!"
Tong Lu immediately asked back, and the man smiled and said,
"When it comes to food, that's a lot, near the nearest pier, it's delicious and cheap. Eat and drink enough, and then go up to the green building to stroll, it's very beautiful!"
Tong Lu jumped up and ran over,
"Quick, quick, take us there!"
The boat was not big, but it packed the pig with it. The boat went straight down the river, and it was very fast, and it only took a moment to reach the pier mentioned by the little brother. Everyone got off the boat and went ashore, but no one paid, Xiao Yi scolded loudly,
"Why, can't you even afford a boat fare?"
Shallot turned his head and made a fierce expression, his eyes staring at him, scaring him a lot,
"Is this pig enough for you?"
Where did the little brother dare to ask for money, so he hurriedly ran away.
"I said shallot senior, you're not very good at being scared old! I've been scared by you many times along the way, and I've almost been scared to the point of incontinence, and it's hard to take care of myself!"
Tong Lu joked about shallots, after getting along for a few days, everyone was a lot more active, and occasionally making a joke didn't hurt feelings.
"Let's go, eat. ”
The shallot walked in front with his head held high, holding in his hands the limping fat pig, which had been tortured for the past few days, but it did not seem to have lost weight at all. Xiao Yi and the four of them followed closely behind the fat pig, everyone had no money on them, and their hearts were more or less drumming, but looking at the one in front of them, they were relieved.
found a nearby tavern, and several people rushed in together. The fat pig took the lead, and actually blocked the shallots. The man couldn't stop it, just shouted loudly,
"This pig can't come in, can't come in!"
The shallot didn't listen to him, and said coldly,
"If there's anything delicious, give it all up!"
The guy has never seen such a heroic diner on weekdays, so he hurriedly greeted him warmly and wiped the clean square table a few times.
"Guest officer, sit here, the food will come soon. Well, this pig, I'll leash you outside?!"
As he spoke, the fellow was about to reach for the pig's rope, but before he could go, the fat pig scurried forward and almost bit off half of his finger. The man was so frightened that he stumbled backwards, but he tripped over the bench, fell backwards, and hit his head on the leg of the table. He sat up, touched his head with both hands, and stared at the fat pig, wanting to scold a few words, but he was afraid of provoking the shallot. Xiao Yi stepped forward to help him up, and the guy thanked him and called for the dishes.
The wine and food are on the table, except for a few small dishes, the rest are all big meat, look at the large plate of meat, but also stimulate the taste, the shallot grabbed a piece of smoked fish, chewed it, and chewed it together with the fish bones and swallowed it. Xiao Yi didn't look good when he ate, Bai Qing couldn't help but hide his mouth and snicker, and Tong Lu was eating while watching the diners around.
"Brother Xiaoyi, look at the one on your right, he is really thin enough, a big man, he still wears so much in this summer, is he another shallot senior, and he is afraid of the cold!
When Shallot heard this, he glared at him, not at all in the mood to see how the man was. Xiao Yi turned to look sideways, and saw that the man was sixteen or seventeen years old, with a delicate face, three-dimensional facial features, and a faint heroic spirit between his eyebrows, he was indeed a very beautiful man. The purple headband wraps the black silk on the top of the head in more than a dozen patterns, which is a little weird and extremely beautiful. He was dressed in a white robe, with a few hints of lilac on the seams, which was inconspicuous but very attractive. Xiao Yi looked at him for one person and one table, but there was a big pot on the table, and when the table put down this pot, it couldn't put anything else. Xiao Yi thought this person was interesting, and looked at it a few more times, and the man noticed that someone was looking at him, and he didn't care, just made the chopsticks stir in the pot.
"Lu Lu, what did you say he was doing, he didn't eat fish well, what kind of stirred up!"
Tong Lu ate the fish and shook his head,
"I don't know, I'm weird!"
While he was talking, the man became furious, slapping the table and shouting,
"Man!
The guy hurriedly stepped forward to talk,
"What do you command?"
The man said angrily,
"What kind of fish is this! Why don't you even have a small bone sword! You black shop! Believe it or not, I'm looking for someone to demolish the shop for you!"
The guy hurriedly laughed and said,
"Childe, don't laugh, how can we not have this bone sword!"
The man was stunned for a moment, and replied,
"I can't find it!"
Only then did the guy know that this person didn't know how to take the bone sword, so he stepped forward to help take out the small sword in the bone, and put it aside neatly.
The man snorted,
"Oh, it's here!"
When the guy finished getting it, he said as he retreated,
"You use it slowly, you use it slowly. ”
Tong Lu saw that this fish actually had sword bones, and poked the fish meat on his side to shreds, so he took it out.
"Tsk, this bone is really interesting, a living sword!
Shallot snorted,
"What's the fun!"
He continued to eat meat, and Bai Qing Xiaoyi couldn't stop laughing. The little monk had been dealing with those small snacks with his head bored, and he was not interested in this meat at all, and Xiao Yi piled up all those plates of dim sum in front of him.
"Hehe, exactly sixteen, man, don't look for this money!"
Xiao Yi and the others looked at the man together, he dropped a silver ingot and wrapped the dozen or so fish bones in silk, got up and left. The man was so happy that he hurried over to pick up the silver taels, and kept saying kind words to him.
"This man is really interesting, he ordered so many fish, just to get those few bones! ”
Tong Lu said casually, and then said to the guy,
"Little brother, I haven't eaten that fish at all, and it's wasted, why don't you let us help eliminate the disaster?"
The man hesitated for a moment, but seeing that these people must cost a lot, he asked someone to bring the table over together, and the two tables rose together, it was better to sit down than to be delicious.
The amount of shallots that several people had already understood, but it frightened this dry eater. The young man was clever, and he praised him vigorously, and the corners of the shallot's beautiful mouth were crooked. Xiao Yi and the others thought about it, such a big table, there was no money, and they didn't know what to do later, so they ate less. The shallot was unceremonious, and ate the big table, along with the pot of fish and meat.
"Wow, wow, wow, you're so big!"
It turned out that the beautiful man returned to the store and watched the shallot eat all the big pot of fish, and he was so shocked that he couldn't be surprised.
The shallot burped a long full time, ignored him, and just touched his stomach to rest.
"Hey, I said this uncle, how can you have such a big amount of food?"
Shallot glanced at him and said coldly,
"If you don't eat enough, how can you have the strength to fight!"
The beautiful man walked straight over, sat next to the little monk, put the handkerchief that had wrapped the fish bones on the table, and kept winking at the shallots.
"I said, uncle, can you still eat?"
The shallot raised his head slightly, rolled his eyes, looked down at him, and replied,
"Why not!"
The beautiful man laughed and clapped his hands loudly,
"Oh, yes, it's amazing! Uncle, just eat, this meal is all mine!"
The shallot sighed, and before he could speak, Tong Lu interjected and came in,
"Man, man, this fish has another portion, the same as the previous one!"
When the man heard this, he kept thinking in his heart, and when he saw that everyone was staring at him, he grinned and complied with this strange request.
The fish was cooked, and there were sixteen large fish, and a large pot was filled. Xiao Yi and a few people felt sick to their stomachs, but the shallots were very calm, he scooped up a spoonful with a spoon, took a sip, and felt that the taste was appropriate, so he started to move. There were many onlookers around, and from time to time there were voices of discussion. The man's eyes always followed the shallot's tongue, and he was reluctant to blink more.
"Oh, it's amazing, uncle, how about another pot!"
The shallots were eaten quickly, and the man couldn't help but sigh! Xiao Yi saw that the man was not in shape, and he was afraid that the shallots would kill him, so he had to play a round.
"This little brother, he has eaten enough, and if he has more, he is afraid that his stomach will be broken!"
Xiao Yi's fingers were round and pot-bellied, and he said,
"That's almost as good as that full-term pregnant woman!"
The shallot snorted twice, his eyes narrowed expressionlessly. The man clapped his hands and grinned,
"It's so funny, I haven't seen anyone eat yourself to death!"
Shallot opened his eyes, Xiao Yi was afraid that he would really come hard, so he pressed him down and slashed the bone sword he had just taken down to the man's side. When the man saw it, he was not very pleased. Xiao Yiqi Dao,
"You just collected a lot of fishbone swords, don't you really like them?"
The man sat down as if deflated, touched the little monk's bald head with one hand, shook his head and said,
"It's boring, it's boring!"
The people were puzzled, and listened to him continue to speak,
"Ah Chun in the flower building said that if I collected sixteen bone swords in one hour, let me kiss her, how do I know that I just kissed her, and I am not interested in her. Hey, you say it's not troubled! Hehe, but I've never seen anything like this! Uncle, what else do you want to eat, I'll take you there!"
Xiao Yi smiled and replied to him,
"I'm afraid that it won't happen today, so it's better to do it tomorrow?"
The man sighed, leaned on the little monk's shoulder, and said with a grin,
"I only have one day a month to go out, and tomorrow, tomorrow I'm going to be locked up again. ”
As soon as the words fell, several people entered the store, came to the man's side, and said,
"Childe, I've had enough fun today, it's time to go home!"
Xiao Yi had noticed these people a long time ago, they should be the guards of this son, but they were dressed up in disguise, and they were no different from ordinary people. The boy twisted his body into a twist and stood up with great reluctance. He took two steps, and then turned and came back, leaving behind two ingots of silver.
"I'll invite you this time, uncle, I'll come to play with you next time!"
Tong Lu hurriedly put the money away, and the shallot nodded slightly, very satisfied.
Childe was just about to go out, and a few more people came in, extremely arrogant, and pushed Childe's two guards away. Xiao Yi said in his heart, these people don't know what to do, if the other party fights back, how can they bear it. Xiao Yi was unprepared, but these people walked towards him, and when the first person was five big and three thick, his upper body was bare, and all the tendons and flesh were exposed.
"Is that them?!"
"That's right, it's them!"
A guy rushed out from behind the man, Xiao Yi saw that it was the rowing brother, he was about to explain, the man became furious, slapped the table, the table cracked, leaving a trace of blood at the opening. Xiao Yi and the others held back their laughter, embarrassed to sweep away his majesty. The man's hand was cut, but he was calm, and slowly put his hand behind his back, still maintaining his majesty.
"You don't pay for the boat, and you have to be evil! I'm going to ask for an explanation for my brother!"
Shallot squinted at him, with a chill in his eyes, Xiao Yi hurriedly stood up and laughed,
"Big brother, we were in a hurry just now, it was our fault, let's make up for it immediately. Brother, how much does the boat cost?"
The rowing brother thought for a moment and said,
"Twenty taels of silver!"
Xiao Yi took a deep breath, it seems that he has encountered blackmail from hooligans, you must know that these twenty taels can buy a decent property on the boundary of Yazhou. Before he could speak, he heard the little brother say,
"The boat money is not much, but the brothers have worked so hard to come over, and these twenty taels are cheap for you! Hmph, if this money is not repaid, my brothers are not vegetarians!"
More than a dozen strong men surrounded him, and with a glance in his eyes, he was about to attack at any time. Xiao Yi was afraid that he would hurt others and get into trouble, so he spoke in his ear and asked him not to do anything and deal with this matter by himself. Tong Lu pursed his mouth, slowly took out two ingots of whole silver, and put them on the table.
"I said big brothers, the money is here. ”
When the strong men saw the silver, they burst out laughing, and the man at the head said,
"The little doll is sensible, sensible!"
He was about to take the silver away, Tong Lu stretched out his hand to protect it, looked at him with a smile and said,
"You can take the money, but it depends on whether you have the ability to do it!"
When the man heard this, he patted his stomach and leaned back with laughter.
"They say I don't have the skills!haha!haha!"
Everyone laughed with him, and the onlookers couldn't stop pointing and pointing, watching the excitement was not a big deal, but they were afraid that they all wanted to make a move on both sides, which was more interesting.
The strong man smiled evilly and stretched his head over, almost missing Tong Lu's face,
"Bring it!"
As if frightened, Tong Lu raised his hand to protect his eyes. The strong man laughed and grabbed it, but as soon as he pinched the "silver", he felt that something was wrong, and when he looked into the palm of his hand, it was actually two pieces of dung, and their owner was afraid that it was the fat pig lying on the side of the table and swallowing meat and chewing bones. Tong Lu didn't know when he exchanged the silver for pig dung, but let the strong man catch a hand of.
The strong man was furious, and he turned his hand to throw pig on Tong Lu's face, but before his hand was flipped over, the had already flown out and was filled in his mouth. He squirted wildly, picking out the pig with his hands, but he sent some more. There was thunderous laughter in the tavern, and the man howled wildly, but then fell silent again.
"Call me, call me!"
When the men heard the order, they stepped forward and beat a few people. Xiao Yi waved his hand around the table, and kept chattering,
"Big brothers, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
"Hit!"
More than a dozen pairs of fists and feet were beaten, and even the little monk did not miss out. Xiao Yi had already taken precautions, and raised his stick to protect Bai Qingtong Lu and the little monk, and the yin feet used by the other party were kicked back by him one by one. Several people suffered losses, launched a ruthless attack, and rushed up again.
"Oops, oops!"
"Ahh
“......”
Xiao Yi's heart is not good, the shallot has made a move! He looked back, and sure enough, there were four people lying down behind the shallot, all of them had broken tendons, and they fell to the ground in pain.
"They want to hit me on the head! They want to hit me on the head! Oh, I can't stand it, I can't stand it!"
Xiao Yi was a little sorry in his heart, there were many people on the other side, and it was not easy for him to protect Tong Lu and the three of them, not to mention that he was not worried at all on the Shallot side. But he never expected that Shallot would almost hurt his life this time. In fact, those people have not beaten him, they are already so miserable, if they do, the result can be imagined. Everyone stopped and did not dare to move again. The shallot's anger has not subsided, and he wants to find someone to vent his anger, but no one dares to come up.
"Oh yes! I said uncle, you're really amazing!"
The boy was full of joy, clapped his hands and walked over,
"Uncle, with this move, you kicked off the man's arm, what a lot of strength! Tsk, it turns out that what you said is true! Only when you are full can you have the strength to fight!"
This was very useful to the onion, and he sat down slowly, his eyes narrowing again. The boy came and sat down beside the shallot, and beat him on the back.
"Uncle, you teach me! Teach me! I used to be taught by others, and I was not interested in it at all, but today I see you as a top master, I really want to learn!"
The shallot's eyes suddenly widened, and his eyeballs were about to pop out. Xiao Yi's heart is not good, that boy touched his head! His heart was tight, if the onion made a move, how could his small body stand it. If you want to save him, I'm afraid I'm powerless. But to his surprise, the shallot eased up again, and obediently listened to the boy's words,
"Uncle, your hair is so beautiful, black and smooth! I guess I take care of it from time to time! My mother used to have such black hair, it was really beautiful!"
The corners of the shallot's mouth were half-raised, and he asked,
"What's your name?"
The boy didn't seem to want others to know his identity, so he just whispered to the onion alone. After saying that, he straightened up and shouted,
"Throw these guys out of here!"
Seven or eight people came in from outside the door, and they didn't say much, and they threw the men who were besieging this side one by one out of the door, and the slightest resistance was a kick in the uniform, and the turtle grandson drove out. Before the leader could react, he was kicked to the ground, and he was about to curse, but he was gagged, and the two of them picked him up and dragged him out of the door. The men lost all their faces, and who was willing to stay longer, so they scattered as birds and beasts.
"Hee-hee, uncle, what's your name!"
The onion beckoned, and the boy leaned over to him, listened to him, and kept nodding,
"I made a note of it, hey, hey, hey, you're going to have to come and play with me!"
The shallot actually laughed out loud, and Xiao Yi and the four of them looked at each other, I don't know what kind of magic this boy has, and he can make him laugh.
"This big fat pig is so interesting, bring it with you when you come to play with me!"
Again, one of the people next to him said,
"Childe, it's too late, we should go back!"
The guards couldn't wait for a long time and urged repeatedly. The boy crooked his mouth and stepped on the ground a few times, and then he became petty and followed him out.
This two waves of people walked in a row, and the onlookers saw that there was no excitement to see, and they all dispersed. Not long after, in addition to the two tables on Xiao Yi's side in the tavern, there were only three or five individual customers.
"Shallot senior, what did this person say to you just now?"
The shallot ignored him and squinted to rest. Tong Lu stuck out his tongue at him and said a few words to Bai Qing Xiaoyi. The shallot opened his eyes, waved his big hand, and said,
"Let's go!"
The fat pig was led by him and walked in front, and several people followed behind, Tong Lu got the money, so he went to settle the account with the gang. He took out a piece of money, and the guy thought that he could get more money with the heroic boy just now, but he didn't expect that these people were short of money, and the fine calculation only rewarded him a little, which made the guy's heart fluctuate.
Everyone went out, and the onion stood at the door and looked around, pointing to the opposite flower building,
"Stay here tonight!"
Xiao Yi hurriedly answered,
"Shallot senior, this is a brothel! Let's, it's not very convenient for us to go there!"
Shallot looked back at Bai Qing and the little monk, frowned slightly, and said,
"Why is it inconvenient, there are people living here!"
Tong Lu said with a smile,
"The little monk walks around the Qinglou, it's not very elegant, it's not very elegant! Shallot senior, when I first came, I saw a few inns by the river, we have to go to two waterfronts, and you can also watch the tide of the Tsing Yi River rise and flow, it's really beautiful!"
Tong Lu learned that the rowing brother spoke, the onion nodded, and said,
"Well, yes, yes!
Tong Lu led the way, five people and a pig, and went together to find a place to live that night.