Chapter 068 Emperor Geng's debut Wa Palace incense
It finally took one-tenth of his luck to seal a god, who knew that this guy didn't change anything, his strength didn't get bigger, his IQ didn't seem to get higher, and the whole person looked no different from the past, and he felt like a big loss.
Wu Geng no longer dwelled on this, but said, "What is Yin Hong doing in the suburbs?"
"I'm busy moving, Empress Dowager Jiang and Empress Dowager Huang need to move to each other's residence, both sides have a lot of things, and it's been overnight......"
"That's the idle one, in this way, let the two of them come over immediately, and by the way, call Huang Feihu, and let's go out." ”
Fei Zhong said cautiously: "Your Majesty, where are you going?"
"Nuwa Palace. ”
"......" Fei Zhong wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "What is Your Majesty going to Wa Palace for?"
"The first emperor inscribed a silver poem in Nuwa Palace, although Nuwa Niangniang was generous and did not get angry, but this is not a reason for us to pretend to be stupid, I want to apologize. ”
If others said this, Fei Zhong might believe it.
If he hadn't called Yin Jiao and Yin Hong, Fei Zhong might have believed it.
The problem is that he didn't make a fuss when he took these two boys out?!
Fei Zhong was in a cold sweat, and he couldn't help but persuade: "Your Majesty, you have just ascended the throne, and now the battle of Jizhou has not yet been decided, and the chaos in the southeast has just begun, so it is really not appropriate to provoke Nuwa Niangniang......
Well, the chaos in the southeast is still handled by you.
Wu Geng said dissatisfiedly: "Are you the king or am I the king?"
"Of course it's you. ”
"Oh, then you're teaching me how to be a king?"
Fei Zhong wanted to cry: "......"
"If you don't have anything to say, why don't you go and call someone. ”
The past does not forget the teacher of the future, and brings Yin Jiao and Yin Hong, of course, to prevent Nuwa from going crazy, after all, women, especially this kind of ultimate old woman, have a strange personality is certain, who knows if she will suddenly go crazy, so there must be insurance.
The reason for bringing Huang Feihu is also very simple, that is, this guy is a god, and he will definitely be able to see some different things, and he can take a peek at the reality of Wa Palace by the way.
Although Wu Geng wants to keep a low profile, since they have officially ascended the throne, travel is naturally not so simple.
The reason why he wants to go to Wa Palace is not because he is sexually criticized, let alone because he is ungodly, but because he is afraid that the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb will not come, after all, the king of Xuanyuan who caused trouble is dead, who knows if Nuwa will take back the three demons, in that case he will lose a lot.
It was necessary to prepare the car and the guard of honor, so although Wu Geng kept urging, the team was not able to set off until almost noon.
Wu Geng sat in a carriage drawn by six horses, Yin Jiao and Yin Hong sat on his left and right, Huang Feihu rode a horse and walked in front, and a group of thousands of people went to Wa Palace.
Huang Feihu had already been to Wa Palace once, and he led the way very smoothly, and he came to the vicinity of Wa Palace in less than an hour.
In order to show respect, half a mile away, Wu Geng and the others got off the vehicle and went on foot.
During the whole process, Wu Geng stayed very carefully in the center of the two unlucky children, which can be said to be quite stable.
Everyone came all the way to the gate of Wa Palace, and they could see that there were four golden boys and statues of four jade girls in front of the door, and everyone did not squint and approached the gate, only King Wucheng's eyes dodged, and he didn't dare to look at these golden boys and jade girls.
Everyone stepped into the door and walked a few steps, only to find that Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, did not follow.
Wu Geng turned around and saw Huang Feihu stepping into the door with half a foot, but the foot behind him couldn't step in, he was sweating profusely, and his face was full of fear.
"Wu ...... No, Tarzan God...... What are you doing?"
Huang Feihu said with a puzzled face: "I don't know, I just felt a great fear, and I can't get rid of it no matter what......"
Wu Geng thought to himself: It seems that the self-appointed god is like an ant in front of the saint.
"Yin Jiao, Yin Hong, you two go over and invite the god Taishan in......"
Since receiving the knighthood, these two children have a much kinder attitude towards Wu Geng, although they do not rule out the possibility of acting on the spot, but Wu Geng is still very happy.
The two of them went over obediently, helped Huang Feihu on both sides, and pulled him in.
After entering the Wa Palace, Huang Feihu almost walked on Wu Geng's body, making Wu Geng extremely speechless.
"King Wucheng, what are you doing?"
"Your Majesty, the minister is afraid, only the three brothers can give me some security. ”
"I don't do bad things in my life, I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, you're afraid of an egg. ”
Huang Feihu said with a distressed face: "I know, but I can't control it!"
Everyone walked about fifty meters, and finally came to the place where the king inscribed the poem that day.
This place actually looks quite deserted, in the huge main hall, there are almost no decorations, only in the middle of the main hall, there is a humanoid sculpture at least three people high, shrouded in a veil.
Wu Geng raised his eyes and looked around, there were many birds painted on the walls of the four sides, probably white cranes, Luan phoenix and the like, on the front wall, there was also a depiction of Nuwa Niangniang's deeds of picking five-colored stones to make up for the sky.
He looked at it for a long time, but he didn't see Nuwa Niangniang's deeds of pinching people with mud.
Sure enough, all mortals are born and raised, not made out of clay by Nuwa Niangniang.
Looking at the side again, Wu Geng saw the poem inscribed by King Xuan at a glance:
Fengluanbao's tent scene is very, full of gold and gold makeup,
The distant mountains are flying emerald color, and the dancing sleeves reflect the glow dress.
The pear blossom with the rain is delicate, and the peony cage is smoky and charming,
But he has to be enchanting to move and take back the king of Changle.
Wu Geng immediately said with an angry face: "What kind of broken poem is written, it really dirts people's ears and eyes, come here, get water...... Wash me this silver poem......"
Your Majesty is too wise.
Fei Zhong had tears in his eyes, and even felt a little guilty in his heart: It turns out that I wronged the king......
"Quick, get water...... This poem washes away. ”
At that moment, a guard brought water and cleaned the ink on the wall, and when the poem was washed away, it seemed that even the air in the entire hall became much more lively.
Huang Feihu also got rid of the hunched image just now, and naturally stood up straight, while he also looked around with a puzzled face: What was going on just now?
Suddenly, Wu Geng said again: "Did my father first see Nuwa Niangniang's holy elephant before he lost his temper?"
Huang Feihu hurriedly said: "Yes!"
"Oh, that's right, take off the scarf, I want to see what kind of ability this Nuwa has to make the first emperor so out of shape. ”
As soon as Wu Geng's words fell, before Huang Feihu could agree, he fell to the floor with a chirp, maintaining a five-body posture of throwing himself to the ground, completely unable to move.
He said with difficulty: "Your Majesty, no, no, no......"
It seems that someone in the Wa Palace is angry, but ordinary people can't perceive her existence, only Huang Feihu, who has become a god, can sense it, so he is unlucky.
Wu Geng's heart was a little hairy, but he didn't flinch, but pretended to be calm and pouted: "It's really useless...... Yin Hong and Yin Jiao, you two should not leave my side......"
As he spoke, he took a deep breath, took two steps forward and grabbed the scarf, and pulled it off with a vigorous pull.
The scarf was rolled up, revealing the statue of Nuwa, with a beautiful appearance and a heavenly appearance, just like the fairy of the Rui Palace, and Chang'e of the Moon Palace.
Not only Wu Geng, but even everyone at the scene, including Yin Hong, Yin Jiao, Yin Rui, Huang Feihu and others, all showed obsessive expressions.
beauty
So beautiful!
Wu Geng pinched his palms vigorously and regained his majesty as quickly as possible.
He remembered that after the king finished the poem, Nuwa's performance was super angry, and she even rushed to Chaoge to kill the king on the spot, if it wasn't for Yin Jiao and Yin Hong to protect him, the king would have burped on the spot.
What does this mean?
Wu Geng felt that this showed that flattery was useless to Nuwa Niangniang, and she didn't eat this set at all.
So in order to make Nuwa Niangniang less angry, she should do the opposite......
The plan was decided, Wu Geng's mouth was crooked in an instant, and he shouted loudly with disdain on his face: "That's it, that's it?
When the statue was first carved, did the master smash the finished product and then use the waste stones to make up the number?
Otherwise, I suspect that this Nuwa was able to become a saint in the first place, entirely because she was too ugly and no one loved her, and she had a lot of time to cultivate...... So ......"
Wu Geng felt that the air around him suddenly became viscous, and even breathing became difficult, and he thought that it was really immediate......
Burst!
Huang Feihu suddenly spit out a mouthful of old blood, and the blood spurted out at least ten meters away!
Yes!
His screams resounded throughout the Nuwa Palace.