Looking at the corpse of this old Taoist, the Donkey Taoist was very sad.

He didn't want to be a viewer, but at this moment, he somehow became the viewer of this Qingshan Temple, and even if he became the viewer, there was still an oil bottle around him.

What are you doing? Uncle Donkey has always been a free man in his life, and there are many little guys at this time, so what will I do in the future?

The donkey Taoist was depressed, and the little Taoist boy, who was already crying hoarsely, raised his head, sobbed and asked, "Uncle Donkey, what should we do next?"

The donkey Taoist said impatiently, "What else can I do? You first dig a pit and bury your dead ghost master." ”

A few years ago, Xiao Daotong has always listened to his master's words, what his master says, he will do anything, his master also made it clear before he died, saying that after he died, let Xiao Daotong listen to his donkey uncle from now on, Xiao Daotong didn't ask why, anyway, what the master said, then what to do.

So after crying enough, the little Taoist boy really picked up the hoe in the temple and went to dig a big pit behind the Taoist temple.

He dug for a whole day and a night, and almost collapsed, and then he dug it well.

After digging, dragging the body that was about to fall apart, Xiao Daotong knelt in front of the donkey Taoist, crying and said: "Uncle Donkey, Master led me down the mountain, after those people died, they had to put people in coffins, but there is no coffin in our view, what should we do?"

The donkey Taoist was sitting on the stone steps at this time, frowning, and when he heard this, he said without raising his head: "Make a coffin without a coffin, there are so many trees on the mountain, and there are still some materials for your coffin?"

The little Taoist boy sighed, and was about to get up and go up the mountain to cut down the tree with an axe, but before cutting the tree, the little guy spoke again, "Uncle Donkey......"

The donkey man frowned and said, "What's the matter?"

"There are so many trees on the mountain, which one is the best? Master has been poor all his life, he has never enjoyed any blessings, he has never used any good things, I want to make a coffin for him with the best wood. ”

Xiao Daotong looked at the donkey Taoist with an expectant face.

The donkey Taoist raised his head, his brows furrowed, and then he turned around and pointed to the tallest Xiangnan tree behind the Taoist temple.

"See, that tree is called Xiangnan, not only acquaintance, but also quite fragrant, it's good to use it to make a coffin, you cut it slowly, don't bother me if it's okay." ”

Xiao Daotong agreed, turned his head and took the axe and went up the mountain.

It is not easy for a small guy, even with an axe, to cut down a fragrant tree that has grown for hundreds of years.

So for the next half a month, Xiao Daotong has been cutting trees on the mountain, bringing steamed buns he made himself, eating a bite by himself when he is hungry, and drinking a sip of mountain spring water when he is thirsty.

When you get tired, then sleep against the tree for a while.

It lasted half a month before he cut down the tree.

It's just that a tree is so big, even if it falls on the mountain, he can't bring it back, so he simply made a coffin on the mountain.

He's not a carpenter, so he doesn't.

So he came again and asked the donkey Taoist.

The donkey man's answer is also very simple, so he won't just learn.

The little Taoist boy cleaned up and went down the mountain to school.

The donkey Taoist said unexpectedly: "You really want to go, do you know, when you finish the coffin, maybe your master will be full of maggots." ”

Xiao Daotong had been thinking about making a coffin for his master before, but he had forgotten all these things, and when he was reminded at this time, he completely remembered it, and when he sat down, he began to cry.

Such a child, who is separated from his own dependent master, is already so sad, and has done so many things, only then did he realize that he really had no choice, and his emotions collapsed all of a sudden.

The donkey Taoist sighed, and for the first time he had some thoughts about poor little guys, he blinked, "It's good that you have such a heart, go and learn, your master's corpse will be fine." ”

Xiao Daotong wiped away his tears and asked, "Really?!"

The donkey man nodded.

Only then did the little Taoist get up, salute the donkey seriously, and then slowly descended the mountain with his backpack.

The donkey Taoist watched the back of the little guy gradually disappear on the mountain road, then stood up from the stone steps, walked back to the Taoist temple slowly, came to the bed, looked at the body of the old Taoist who had been dead for more than half a month, and said leisurely: "You old guy, where did you pick up such a good apprentice." ”

As he spoke, he took out a blue bead from his arms, stuffed it into the old man's mouth, and then recited the words, "You are blessed, this thing can ensure that your corpse will not rot for a thousand years, it used to be used by those queen ladies in the palace, by the way, because of this bead, your old guy's grave will be dug up in the future, no wonder Uncle Donkey and I." ”

Disgusted, he wiped the hand that had just taken the bead on the old Taoist's robe, and the donkey Taoist said to himself: "But you are such a broken place, and it is strange to be remote, no one should have thought that you, a good guy, are blessed and can have such a bead." ”

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The little Taoist boy who went down the mountain was not lucky, he went to the nearest coffin shop, and after explaining his intentions, he was directly driven out by the carpenter.

Xiao Daotong stood in front of the door for a long time, saying many good things, but he couldn't achieve his wish.

So the little guy changed to another one, and came to a coffin shop farther away.

There is no doubt that he was kicked out again.

In this way, he stopped and stopped, and when he came to the ninth coffin shop, the carpenter who had never had much business glanced at him, and then said lightly to stay, but still made a request, saying that the little Taoist boy wanted to help in the shop before learning this craft.

Xiao Daotong nodded vigorously, so he stayed.

There is a little Taoist boy in the coffin shop who is learning how to make a coffin, which makes those people nearby feel curious, and they have come to see the excitement, those guys, when they are fine, are not only teased, but even even, loudly ask the little Taoist boy if the Taoist priest can't do it, so he wants to change his livelihood?

There are also people who pull their children over, pointing to the little Taoist boy and saying, say whatever you should study, do what you should do, don't learn from this little Taoist boy to become a Taoist priest, you see, he can't support himself at this time.

Every time he listened to these words, Xiao Daotong's eyes would be very red.

After all, he is just a child, how can he withstand such ridicule and ridicule from these people.

At night, Xiao Daotong hid his head in the quilt and wept silently.

The owner of the coffin shop pushed the door in, gently lifted the quilt, looked at the child with tears on his face, sat on the edge of the bed, and comforted him softly: "Why are you so sad?"

Xiao Daotong wiped his tears, looked up at the coffin shop owner, and whispered, "I think they are bad." ”

The owner of the coffin shop nodded, but asked suspiciously, "They are bad, what are you sad about?" is because they bullied you?"

Xiao Daotong said seriously: "There is only a small part, I think they bully me, a little excessive, but more of them are sad that they are very bad, but they don't know that they are bad, Master is alive and always says, no matter what you do, you must be a good person, don't be a bad person." ”

"At that time, I asked Master how to distinguish between a good person and a bad person. ”

At that time, Master said very meaningfully, in fact, many bad people have done bad things, and they don't feel that they have done bad things, but take them for granted, and this is the most pitiful. ”

"I feel sorry for them, and I feel sad. ”

The owner of the coffin shop smiled a little, touched such a child's head, and said softly: "There are too many poor people in this world, but you can't think of it if you always think about others." ”

Xiao Daotong said as a matter of course: "Then I will be sad once I see it." ”

The owner of the coffin shop smiled, didn't speak again, and just took the little Taoist boy out to see the moon in the sky.

When he got outside, he asked again: "You went to many coffin shops before, but no one was willing to teach you, so are you also sad?"

Xiao Daotong shook his head and said, "I'm not sad, they have no reason to teach me, because I don't have the money to pay them." ”

The owner of the coffin shop sighed: "You are really a strange little Taoist. ”

Xiao Daotong shook his head seriously, "Master said, I'm young at this time, and I can't be said to be a Taoist priest." ”

The coffin shop owner didn't speak, just told him to go back to sleep.

Something unexpected happened, and since the next day, no one has come to laugh at such a little Taoist boy, and next to this coffin shop, even if someone passes by, they no longer dare to point fingers at this little Taoist boy.

In the next six months, Xiao Daotong worked hard to learn how to make coffins during the day, and at night, he drew talismans in the moonlight.

What are the peace charms, longevity charms, peace charms, and wealth charms......

Half a year later, Xiao Daotong finally left the school, and on the day he left, Xiao Daotong handed a bag full of talismans to the coffin shop owner.

"Xiaodao doesn't have any possessions, and there are no good things for you, but I just draw talismans for you every day for half a year, and I hope these talismans can make you live a long and peaceful life in the next half of your life. ”

After saying these words, Xiao Daotong saluted him seriously, and then set out on the road back to the mountain.

Looking at the bag of talismans in his hand, the owner of the coffin shop muttered: "Lao Tzu has lived for so many years, with these things of yours, can he really be safe for the rest of his life?"

But having said that, he did not drop these things, but put them away, turned and went back to the house.

A few days later, the boy returned to the mountain, and the donkey was still sitting on the stone steps, plucking out his ears.

Xiaodao Tong trotted all the way, came to the donkey Taoist, bowed down, and shouted Uncle Donkey.

The donkey Taoist glanced at him, frowned, and said, "It's so loud, you want to damn deaf your ears?!"

Xiao Daotong couldn't wait to ask, "Where is my master?"

"It's not rotten. ”

After seeing the donkey Daoist and his master, Xiao Daotong returned to the mountain and began to deal with the fragrant nan tree again.

This time, it didn't take long for him to make a coffin, almost a month's work.

Of course, there are many, many more left of the trunk of the fragrant nannan.

Laboriously pulled the coffin down the mountain, which was also exquisite, and the donkey Taoist watched him laboriously put the old Taoist in the coffin and put it into the big pit, before covering it, the little Taoist boy knelt in front of the coffin and cried for a long time.

In the end, he buried his master, and Xiao Daotong also set up a monument.

In the days that followed, it was still calm and boring, the only difference was that the fragrant nan tree on the mountain was cut into many sections by Xiaodao Tong, and it was moved down the mountain little by little to give it to the owner of the coffin shop.

He divided it several times, and each time, it took a long time.

The donkey man still didn't say anything, and he didn't do anything.

Children are so simple, they repay kindness when they have it, and they repay it more than once.

In fact, if this little guy had moved a lot of fragrant nanmu down the mountain at the beginning, I was afraid that no coffin shop would refuse him.

After doing this, the mountain calmed down.

The little Taoist boy became a little Taoist priest, every day should be early to cultivate, what to do to do, occasionally there is no understanding, he went to ask the donkey Taoist, although the donkey Taoist is still impatient, but still very serious to answer those questions that should be answered.

The mountains are quiet, and it has been quiet for more than a year.

Donkey Daoist people are getting whiter and whiter, and now, they are no different from normal people, but the little Taoist priest is still very keenly aware that today's donkey uncle, between his eyebrows, there is still a vague sense of pain.

The little Taoist priest observed the words, and in the afternoon of this day, taking advantage of the good weather, the donkey Taoist was basking in the sun, and the little Taoist priest asked cautiously: "Uncle Donkey." ”

The donkey man opened one eye, glanced at him, and said nonchalantly, "What are you doing?"

The little Taoist priest said: "I have been looking at you like this Uncle Donkey these days, it seems that you are not feeling well, do you have any injuries on your body? Do you want me to go down the mountain to get medicine for Uncle Shi?"

The donkey man frowned, then squinted his eyes, "You little guy, your eyes are poisonous enough." ”

The little Taoist priest looked at the donkey Taoist quietly.

The donkey man waved his hand, signaling him to do whatever he had to do, don't fucking bother himself.

The little Taoist priest stood in place and said seriously: "Uncle Donkey, if you are sick, you have to be cured, otherwise I will have to make a coffin again in a few days?"

The donkey Taoist sat up, with a puzzled expression, you little guy, you have become so flamboyant when you go down the mountain?

Seeing that this kid didn't want to leave, the donkey Taoist scolded: "Do I have a fucking hemorrhoid to tell you?"

The little Taoist priest was startled, and then subconsciously felt a little cold behind him, he hurriedly left, seeing this kid leaving, the donkey Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, but after a while, the little guy came back again, and asked a little strangely: "Uncle Donkey, it hurts, right?"

"Get out!"

The donkey man had a black face.

Hemorrhoids, in fact, have been bothering the donkey Taoist for many years, when he was in the emperor's mausoleum, he was born, he didn't understand, why he is a cultivator, why the hell still have this disease, is it because he is a demon cultivator?

When he couldn't think clearly, donkey people generally didn't think much about it, and there was no problem at first, but when he cultivated his human form later, he unexpectedly found that his disease seemed to be getting worse and worse.

Every day a fucking thief hurts.

Fortunately, he had already opened the valley, and he didn't have to eat or defecate, otherwise it would have been repaid.

But that's it, and it's tormenting him all the time.

Even now, he finds it unbearable, which is why he often shows pain on his face.

A few days later, the little Taoist priest once again saw the donkey Taoist basking in the sun, so he took the initiative to come over and talk.

"Uncle Donkey, I heard when I was down the mountain that hemorrhoids are really common, and you don't have to have any weird psychology. ”

The donkey man squinted at the kid, wondering what the kid was going to say.

"I've heard that this hemorrhoid hurts, it's really not good, let's cut it?"

The donkey Taoist came to his senses and asked, "Cut?"

The little Taoist priest nodded, "Those doctors under the mountain are like this, just cut that thing, or find a rope and entangle that thing to prevent the blood from flowing there, and after a while, it will die of itself." ”

The donkey man muttered to himself, "How troublesome this is. ”

The little Taoist priest looked at the donkey Taoist and suggested: "I know that I have this disease, I will definitely be a little embarrassed, uncle, you don't want to go to the doctor, so do you want me to help you?"

Donkey Daoren looked disgusted, "What the hell do you want to do?"

The little Taoist priest muttered: "Uncle Shi, you are sick, this is not a good thing, or you will not be called a donkey Taoist in the future, and you will be renamed a hemorrhoids Taoist." ”

Hemorrhoids Taoist?

The donkey man wanted to pinch the little guy to death.

"You can say anything that the is inhuman?!"

The donkey man waved his hand, not taking his advice.

As a result, the night before, he died of pain, so in the cold wind, the donkey Taoist pushed open the door of the little Taoist priest's room.

The little Taoist priest was in a daze, and was handed a knife by the donkey Taoist.

Holding this knife and staring at the bare ass in front of him with wide eyes, the little Taoist almost threw up on the spot.

The donkey Taoist pouted, "Little guy, if you dare to tell others about today's events, Lao Tzu will twist your head off." ”

Xiao Daotong took the knife, endured the nausea, and whispered: "Uncle Donkey, you lie on your stomach first." ”

After all, a cultivator like Donkey Dao Man who has been practicing for many years has a really fucking ass...... It doesn't stink.

After all, I haven't eaten for many years, and as early as the beginning, all the impurities in my body have been discharged, and at this moment, I am afraid that there are only so many heaven and earth vitality in my body.

Holding a knife in one hand and an oil lamp in the other, the little Taoist priest cautiously looked at the donkey's buttocks, and then quickly exclaimed, "It's so big!"

Donkey Daoist said proudly: "A child is a child, destined to have never seen the world, but you are right, your uncle and I are really not a few...... Personally comparable!"

The little Taoist priest was speechless, he shook his head and said, "Uncle Shi, I'm talking about your hemorrhoids, as for anything else, I haven't seen it." ”

The donkey man was speechless for a while, not knowing what to say.

The little Taoist priest saw it, so he instructed: "Uncle Shi, bear with me, wait a while, I will go under the knife, don't move." ”

The donkey man snorted and silently bit the prepared wood in his mouth.

But after a while, the little Taoist priest sweated profusely and raised the broken knife, and said with some doubts: "Uncle Donkey, it's too hard!"

At this time, the donkey Taoist remembered one thing, it turned out that he had been practicing for so many years, and his body was already like steel, not to mention such a knife, even those ordinary magic weapons smashed on his body, and he didn't feel anything.

He took out another dagger made of white jade from his bosom and handed it to the little Taoist, "Use this." ”

The little Taoist priest took it and exclaimed, "It's so beautiful!"

"Don't fucking talk nonsense, if you like it, I'll give it to you, cut it quickly, how long do you want me to wait bare-ass?!"

The little Taoist priest came back to his senses, mumbled, and carefully used this dagger to cut the hemorrhoids.

This time it was different, the knife easily broke through the skin of the donkey man, and then blood flowed out.

The donkey Taoist screamed in pain and bit the wooden stick in his mouth!

What the hell, don't say it, it really hurts!

The little Taoist priest looked at so much blood, not only did his heart tremble, but even his hands trembled, but fortunately, he saw that his uncle didn't speak, so he dared to continue to do it.

It didn't take long to cut such a hemorrhoid, and it was only half an hour smaller, and the little Taoist priest carefully dragged the hemorrhoids the size of an egg, and once wondered if he had cut it wrong.

The donkey man gritted his teeth, and he was already sweating profusely.

But at this moment, he let go of the wood full of tooth marks and said to the relieved little Taoist, "There are still inside!"

"Ahh

The little Taoist priest was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.

This was beyond his knowledge.

The donkey Taoist hated iron and said: "This is scared of your guts?

The little Taoist priest sighed, plucked up his courage, stood up again, and went to pull away the donkey Taoist's ass.

The rest of the work was a bit more tedious, but it wasn't a problem, and after half an hour, everything was finally done.

Then he thought about wiping the blood stains of his uncle, but he didn't expect that his uncle was no longer bleeding.

The donkey Taoist spit out the wooden stick that had been broken in half, let out a long sigh of relief, and said with satisfaction: "This is fucking, it's so cool!"

He didn't expect that at this moment, in the clouds outside the window, Emperor Ning Qi and Red Hair in white were looking at him.

Red hair smiled: "This kid is still different from his father, but it's good, if it's all the same, then what's the point?"

Emperor Ning Qi smiled flatly: "It's good, since I've seen it, then so be it." ”

After saying this, Emperor Ning Qi turned around and left.

It seems that he came thousands of miles just to take a look, and just one glance is enough.

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In the afternoon of the second day, when the donkey Taoist went to bask in the sun again, he looked really refreshed at this time, and the little Taoist priest carried the dagger around his waist, carried a stool, and after sitting down, he smiled happily.

The donkey Taoist glanced at the dagger on the little guy's waist, but he didn't say anything, if he didn't tell this kid, this kid would definitely not have imagined that such a small dagger on his waist was really a fairy sword!

Basking in the sun, the donkey Taoist was in a good mood, looking at the sun in the sky, he said leisurely: "I'm going down the mountain." ”

The little Taoist priest first sighed, and then realized it, and then asked, "Where are you going, uncle?"

The donkey Taoist didn't look at him, but said, "You kid, you should be asking, where are we going?" ”

The little Taoist priest shook his head, "Uncle Shi, I don't want to go down the mountain." ”

The donkey Taoist tilted his head to look at this kid and asked, "What? You still want to stay in this broken Taoist temple for the rest of your life, just you, what are you going to do here?"

The little Taoist priest whispered: "Master asked Uncle Shi to carry forward the Taoist Temple, Uncle Shi doesn't want to do it, and I can't stop it, but Uncle Shi wants to go, I can't go, I have to stay, to fulfill Master's last wish." ”

The donkey Taoist said angrily: "Aren't you stupid kid, how can you carry forward this broken Taoist temple, don't you go down the mountain to walk around, and let others know the name of this Taoist temple?

The little Taoist priest frowned, thought for a long time, and then said embarrassedly: "It seems like this." ”

The donkey Taoist sighed, then shook his head, "Silly!"

The little Taoist smiled, he didn't have anything to say, but he quickly went to pack up his things, the donkey Taoist was originally his mother's alone, at most when he went down the mountain, he went to wear a Taoist robe that the old Taoist was most reluctant to wear before, and that's it, this donkey Taoist still disliked that there were patches on it.

The two went down the mountain, the little Taoist walked in front, and the donkey Taoist walked behind.

The donkey man suddenly asked, "Little fellow, what will you do? If you don't know anything, you won't starve to death when you go down the mountain?"

The little Taoist priest scratched his head and said, "I will make a coffin." ”

Donkey Daoren slapped him on the head, "In the future, we will walk the rivers and lakes, and others will ask you what you will do, you will come up and say, I will make a coffin, this fucking all the way, you must not be chased and beaten all the way?"

The little Taoist priest didn't know what the concept of rivers and lakes was.

He just didn't know why.

The donkey Taoist thought for a while, and suddenly said: "It seems to be good, in the future, Lao Tzu meets those people who are looking for death, Lao Tzu beckons, you will come and give you a coffin!

The little Taoist priest still didn't understand, but asked in a low voice, "Uncle Shi, are you powerful?" Will you be chased and beaten by others, like a dog?" ”

"Lao Tzu sometimes thinks that you are such a stupid boy, you should have 10,000 hemorrhoids, why should these hemorrhoids be born in an elegant and easy-going, intelligent and handsome person like Lao Tzu!"

"Uncle Shi, it's easy to say anything else, but I really don't want to have hemorrhoids!"

"You're long, you're 10,000!"

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Noisy and noisy, going down the mountain to the downtown area, the little Taoist priest pointed to the front and said happily: "Uncle, look, the place in front is where I learned to make coffins!"

Donkey Dao people are listless.

When I got closer, I found that the coffin shop had already closed, and it was already empty.

The little Taoist priest was puzzled and muttered, "Why is this closed?"

The donkey didn't bother to pay attention to him, but just urged him to hurry.

The little Taoist priest sighed, still a little reluctant.

Walking on the road, the donkey Taoist asked: "I said that I want to carry forward the broken Taoist temple, but I always have to learn some skills, you say, what do you want to learn?"

The little Taoist priest was still thinking about the coffin shop before, and he was a little absent-minded.

The donkey man plucked out his ears, but he was not in a hurry.

The two of them walked all the way, near a small river, stepping on stones to cross the river, and the little Taoist priest suddenly realized that he said, "Uncle Shi, what did you say you want to teach me?"

"What do you want to learn, I won't be able to do it!"

Donkey Daoist is also absent-minded at this time.

"Then I want to learn how to weave grasshoppers, Master is amazing, he can use a weed to weave beautiful grasshoppers!"

“......”

"Uncle Shi, don't you know it?"

"You're!"

The donkey man picked up a long weed and threw it in the air, this weed was like an invisible hand pulling in mid-air, and then after a while, it became a very good-looking donkey!

"How is it a donkey?!"

Donkey Daoist Zhengse said: "Call it a donkey!"

The little Taoist priest was a little disappointed, "But I want grasshoppers!"

Donkey Daoist shook his head and said: "Little guy, remember, nothing in this world is immutable, what do you want, as long as it is given by others, it may be lost one day, just like your master, even if he does not die before, he will die in the future, so everything else's is someone else's, and if you know it, it is your own." ”

The donkey Taoist handed the donkey to the little Taoist, and then said casually: "One day without me, you little fellow, even the donkey is gone." ”

The little Taoist priest took the little donkey, and soon laughed, he tilted his head and said: "There is no master, and Uncle Donkey, although Uncle Donkey is not a master and does not know how to weave grasshoppers, but Uncle Donkey is a very good person!"

The donkey man squinted his eyes with a smile on his face.

He has lived alone for a hundred or two years, and he has never found anything interesting, and the only time he found it interesting was when he scolded a little guy who practiced swords.

Of course, just once.

At this time, when he met this little Taoist, the donkey Taoist suddenly felt that it was also a little interesting.

So even if this little Taoist priest is stupid, he is willing to take him, after all, he has not walked the rivers and lakes before, and he has to leave now, alone, not very good!

Walking through the small river on the stones, the little Taoist priest had already run into the distance, holding the donkey made of wild grass, very happy.

With such a little guy, it's easy to be sad, and of course it's easy to be happy.

The donkey Taoist walked forward slowly, and a talisman suddenly floated out of his sleeve, with a neat pattern on it, which shows that the Taoist priest who painted this talisman did not know how attentive he was.

The donkey Taoist wrapped his sleeves and put away the talisman.

Although he has a lot of these things, he doesn't have many of them.

Each one of them is precious.