Food?

Are you talking about me?

So I'm just food!

"No, then what are you doing to save Xuan'er, oh, one is not enough to eat, is it! You still have to keep it, you pervert! Let me tell you, people who eat people will get prions, there is no cure, and they will eventually die because of insanity. ”

"Shut up!"

The Chef feels like he's going through the biggest Waterloo of his life, and the food is too hard to handle.

"When did I say I was going to eat you, I just wanted to put some of your blood. ”

"Let's, bleed?"

Shui Miaomiao didn't react for a while, it's as simple as that?

"Otherwise, I don't know how you understand that sentence, the taste must be in the blood, how can it be on the meat, can just a spirit hoat egg be pickled in the flavor!"

"No, you bleed, Xuan'er shed so much blood just now, isn't it enough!"

"Can that be used? Low-grade fever and chills and fear, these will stain the blood with a strange fishy smell, so that I can't refine the deliciousness of the spirit hoof's eggs, even your blood, I can't put it now!"

It was a silence.

"How much does it cost?"

"The more the merrier, after all, it is impossible to refine it at the first time. ”

When I didn't say it, Shui Miao closed her mouth.

"So if you laugh and be in a good mood, the blood will not smell strange. ”

"Huh. Shui Miao smiled perfunctorily.

"Isn't it okay for you to be uncooperative?"

"I want to cooperate, but you're laughing with your hands hanging up?"

"I know what the hell you're fighting, I saw the appearance of the bandit Ji in the sky with my own eyes, the water dragon is worthy of being a member of the Gu Immortal Sect, so do you think I will give you the possibility of counterattacking?"

That is, there is no need to talk about it, Shui Miaomiao remained silent.

"Don't do that, I'll definitely spare you a breath, I won't let you die. ”

"Huh. ”

Shui Miaomiao smiled perfunctorily, "Why should I believe you, the knife is in your hand, it's not up to you how much blood you put in it, you want to put it in a dried corpse for me, can I say no, anyway, I don't laugh." ”

"Let's not be so unreasonable, you don't know me, you just go out and inquire, who in the world doesn't know that I do what I say I do, I won't drain your blood, I'm saying, the last blood has a bitter taste, can you taste it······"

Shui Miaomiao bit her lip, looking at the taster who talked about the taste of blood, she didn't ask, why do you know that the last blood in the human body has a bitter taste.

"Who do you say is unreasonable, now you want to let my blood out, but you say that I am unreasonable, and why do I have to know you, and let me go out to inquire, then you have to let me go!

"It's a hassle. ”

Listening to Shui Miaomiao's words, the taster really stepped forward to untie the rope, and then suddenly withdrew, "I was almost caught up in by you, my patience is limited, you had the best"

"I can't laugh anyway. ”

Shui Miaomiao interrupted the threat of tasting the food, she had already seen it just now, the taster was absolutely obsessed with food, especially the delicious food.

will not tolerate the existence of imperfection, that is, Shui Miaomiao's confidence to make trouble with people now.

"My life is a tragedy~ It's uncomfortable to think about, I want to cry, and I want to cry. ”

"Ahh

Looking at the water that cried instantly, the people who tasted food were walking back and forth in the cave frantically.

"You forced me, you forced me. ”

Shui Miao Miao saw the people talking to herself, and took out things from the storage space.

"What is this?" asked Shui Miaomiao, a little nervously.

"Laughing. The person who tasted it took out a porcelain jar and stepped forward, intimidating Shui Miaomiao, "Look at your expression, you just don't know that the smile is scattered, it will make the person who smells it feel happy, and the whole body is happy, but its side effects are huge, once you smell it, if you don't continue to smell it for a period of time, you will have nightmares, only to be scared to death by yourself." ”

"I see that you are a girl's family, I can't bear to use it, I'm giving you a chance, adjust your mentality, don't cry, I'll let some blood. ”

"Originally, I thought that two girls, one of them put half of the blood, then I know that you let your friend have a low-grade fever, and the blood has a peculiar smell for seven days, and it can't be used at all, don't you see that I'm taking care of your friend very well now, believe me, I will definitely give a breath, and I won't regret using the Smiley Nightmare Powder?"

Regarding the tirade of tasting the scattered people, Shui Miaomiao cared about one thing, "What kind of scatter is this, is it smelled?"

"Uh-huh. The taster nodded.

"Hmph. The nervous Shui Miaomiao immediately relaxed, and glanced at the Taste Food, "I'll put the words today, I want to laugh and I'll have your surname, oh yes, what's your surname? ”

"Does it matter?"

Shui Miao raised her eyebrows and looked at the people who tasted the food, "It's boring, just talk about it, my life is really indescribable, thinking about it makes people cry, sadness comes from it, people want to look up to the sky and howl, God! Why are you so affectionate? ”

······

looked at Shui Miaomiao, who was expressionless and even yawned.

For the first time, the people who tried to dissan doubted life.

"How could it be useless!

"Calm down, it's a big anger, maybe your smile is out of date, why don't you try it yourself?"

"Do I look stupid!"

"It doesn't look like it, but it moves like it. ”

'Click!'

The angry taster threw out the porcelain jar in his hand and smashed it on the wall behind Shui Miaomiao.

A large amount of powder flew around, and the taster hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, stepped back, and used magic to vaporize the smiler.

"You're really not happy at all?"

The taster asked, just now there was a whole can of laughter, how miserable is this girl's life, and there is no happiness at all.

"Ahem, no, it's just a little choking, ahem. ”

The smiler scatter just now was sprinkled head-on, and a lot of it flew into her mouth, Shui Miaomiao is a little scared now, I am really glad that the smile is based on the smell.

It seems that it is better to collect the point, don't really go crazy with the taste of the food, let him chop himself directly regardless of it.

However, Shui Miaomiao still underestimated the high food requirements of the people who tasted the food.

"You say~ I don't have any intuition when my arm is hung now, who laughs out of it. ”

Shui Miaomiao muttered casually, and before the end of the words was gone, there was a 'stabbing' sound from above, and the people who tasted the food had beaten a period of aura and cut the rope.

Shui Miaomiao suddenly fell to the ground, and her posture was extremely embarrassed.

"I couldn't laugh anymore. ”

Shui Miaomiao gritted her teeth, she didn't feel anything when her arm was hanging just now, but now she suddenly put it down, as if she had been numb.

"I've let you down, what else do you want?"

The people who have tasted the food have lost their temper.

Sitting up from the ground with difficulty, Shui Miao slowly shook her arms, and plucked her eyes to taste the food.

"Are people so angry now, I'm also your senior, this is back to you, don't look at me with a sad face, I don't know what I think happened to you. ”