Fahai felt a heaviness that he had never felt before, and the golden hoop rod pressed against his back, and Fahai only felt that his spine was about to be crushed.

Fahai regretted a little that three days was too long, maybe he didn't hold on for three days, and he died first.

"You look ugly!"

Guanyin on one side looked at Fahai, and his jade face diffused a faint holy light.

Fahai looked at Guanyin, "Do you like my ugly face very much?"

"What do you say?" said Guanyin laughed, "the more painful you are, the happier I am." ”

Fahai said, "You're such a changer. ”

"What is Zentai?"

It means to describe people as excellent. ”

"So, you're a pervert too. ”

"Don't say that, I'll be shy. ”

Fahai folded his arms and pushed his chin, "I've always had a problem on my mind. ”

Avalokiteshvara said, "What's the problem?"

Fahai said, "My master said that you were a man, and then you became a woman, is it true?"

Guanyin laughed, "Are you saying it's true or false?"

"If you're willing to kiss me, it's fake, and if not, it's true." ”

Guanyin said, "Pay attention to your face, Fahai. ”

Fahai said, "Haha-if you see the two of us now, you will definitely overtake both of us." ”

Guanyin said, "No, the World Venerable will only overtake you and Tang Sanzang, because I am a man." ”

Fahai said, "Say something happy, what does the Great Electric Music Temple look like?"

Guanyin said, "It's the Great Lei Yin Temple." ”

Fahai said, "Is there any such thing as my handsomeness?"

Guanyin said, "The World Venerable has seen through the vanity of the red dust and the appearance of the skin. ”

Fahai said, "In other words, if you are not as handsome as me, then I feel much better, speaking of which, I remember that the Zixia Fairy should be a wick in the Buddha's oil lamp, right?"

Guanyin said, "What are you thinking?"

Fahai said, "The wicks should be a pair, Zixia is one, so where did Qingxia go?"

Guanyin looked at Fahai, "Qingxia, go to the place she longs for." ”

"Where is this place?"

"Maybe it's Lingshan, maybe it's Huaguo Mountain, or maybe it's Wuzhi Mountain. ”

"Haha, you're funny, Bodhisattva. ”

"You're also humorous, Fahey. ”

The happiness of hypocritical scumbags and scumbags is always unimaginable to outsiders.

At the same time, the two of them frantically clashed, and at the same time, they strengthened their own Zen machine city walls to prevent the other party from breaking through, and in the continuous negotiation of the rumors, both of them got a lot of things they wanted.

Fahai made it clear that Qingxia Zixia fell here, and had an unimaginable relationship with Sun Wukong, which was not a reunion of fate at all, the strange fate of Xianxia, but a script arranged by Rulai, who dared to move the Buddha's sun and moon lanterns, Li Jingyi's daughter jade-nosed brocade rat who secretly drank lamp oil in the Journey to the West, only drank a few sips of Buddha oil, and did not dare to move the wick.

"Fahey. Guanyin, who was silent for a while, spoke, "You've seen my reincarnation, right?"

"You mean that little girl?"

Guanyin said, "That's right. ”

Fahai said, "I don't think you need to be reincarnated, you look very beautiful, and it's also very interesting, and it's much more interesting to talk to people, compared to the little girl who doesn't say a word, I prefer to chat with such a female bodhisattva." ”

Guanyin smiled, "But, I'm already going to disappear, and when Sun Wukong comes back in three days, my mission will disappear, and I will be gone." ”

Fahai said, "So, in the last three days, you will indulge yourself and talk to me constantly?"

"Sort of. Guanyin said, "I don't want to be a bodhisattva anymore, I'm quite an ordinary person, just like Zixia., I don't care about my past life and future, I just want to be my current self, without the toss of monkeys, Zixia will have a very successful life in Dingbo Mansion, but you broke this consummation." ”

Fahai said, "Don't talk about Zixia, say you, do you really want to die?"

Avalokiteshvara said, "You and I both know that you are just a mind body, and it is impossible for the mind body to compete with the Buddha-figure, and I have lived enough, and death is a good way to exit......

Fahai interrupted Guanyin's words, "No, you just have lived enough of the original Guanyin's appearance, the sanctimonious Guanyin, who has no seven emotions and six desires, like the kind of Guanyin of ordinary people, you haven't experienced it yet, otherwise, I will send you to reincarnation, you can feel the right and wrong grievances and hatreds in the world again, and when you have lived enough of the love and hatred in the world, and then I don't want to live, how about I come to live with you again?"

Guanyin looked at Fahai, "I think you're trying to use me against my deity, you're such a despicable fellow." ”

Fahai laughed, "Don't think I'm so shameless, I'm more despicable than you think. I just want to test the Buddha nature mentioned in you, if you really give up the seven emotions and six desires, and let go of everything, it means that you can reach the Pure Land, then what is the difference between such a person and a stone? Since it is no different from a stone, then a Buddha is a stone? We have worked hard for so many years just to become a stone? Hehe, Sun Wukong is all stones at the beginning, and people are Buddhas at the beginning?"

Avalokiteshvara said, "Sophistry, Buddha is a stone, but a stone is not a stone, and you are confusing the concept again." ”

Fahai said, "I decided, let you live, so that I won't be lonely on the way to the west." ”

Avalokiteshvara said, "How can a mind body survive? When I see the deity, that's when I disappear." ”

"There is a way. Fahai said, "As long as she can't see you, isn't it?"

"But the deity will meet you eventually. ”

"Then I'll kill your deity and make you a deity. ”

"Haha, monk, maybe we need to do something?"

"For example, a hammer?"

"I mean, we can recite the Moko Sutra together, I haven't recited the Sutra for a long time, can you start up?"

"Merit is in the Dharma body, not in cultivation. There is no stagnation in thoughts, and it is common nature. The real and wonderful use is called merit. Humility in the heart is merit, and courtesy is virtue for laymen. The establishment of ten thousand dharmas by self-nature is merit, and the separation of mind and body from thought is virtue; non-detachment from self-nature is merit, and the application of untainted is virtue......"

The clouds roll up the yellow sand, and the wolf smoke blows the border.

The five-colored auspicious clouds dispersed on the head of a barbaric city, and a monkey in golden armor fell on the head of the city, and the little sister of Zixia in black armor looked at the golden-haired monster in front of her in fear.

The monkey pointed at Zixia, "Don't move, yes, just stand here." ”

The little junior sister looked at the monkey and said, "What do you want me to do?"

The monkey said, "Wait a minute, you ask me to hug you, and then I will refuse, and when the time comes, there will be a strong wind blowing below, and we will hug you, and then I will let you go, and I will never have anything to do with you again." ”

The little junior sister hesitated, "Is that all, will you really let me go?"

The monkey said, "Don't look at me with that kind of look, although I, Sun Wukong, am not a good person, but there are still words to say, by the way, your clothes can't be like this!"

The monkey snapped his fingers and pointed towards the little junior sister, the black armor on the little junior sister was scattered inch by inch, and a purple-white fairy skirt was diffused with Taoist immortals, flying with the wind.

The little junior sister looked at the new fairy dress and was pleasantly surprised, "How did you do it, this fairy dress is simply too matched." ”

"I'm more than that!" the monkey blew sharply at the empty deserted city below.

The monkey's breath was very loud and smelly, and the little junior sister covered her nose, only to see that after the monkey blew it over in one breath, the wind and sand flew in the entire Huangsha City, and those winds and sand covered the little junior sister's field of vision.

When the wind and sand dissipated again and the monkey was gone, the little sister saw a completely different deserted city.

In the deserted city, it is very lively, every pedestrian is full of voices, there is a lively pig's head on the stall selling pork, an aunt wants to buy a pig's head, but the pig's head stands up, and then a yin and yang bald head Tuo scolds and scolds to confront the pig's head, leaning in the direction of the city gate, there is a woman who is very similar to his back.

"Who is it?"

The little junior sister hurriedly went down the city wall, and walked to the city wall gate, there was a row of vendors selling colorful masks, at this time, a fairy wearing a cyan long skirt below was facing the little junior sister, the little junior sister looked carefully with her own eyes, the woman was the same as herself, and even the dimples when she laughed.

"How so!"

"Is she my past life?"

And in front of the woman, there stood a man with an immortal lock on his chest and his hair as messy as chicken feathers, the man seemed to be arguing about something, and he couldn't stop pushing his hand, "If you don't believe it, I can dig out my heart and show you!"

"No need, I'll go in and see it myself!"

Speaking of this, the little junior sister only felt that her body was suddenly twitched, and the next moment the world was turned upside down, and the little junior sister woke up again to see that she was standing in front of a terrible heart like a coconut, and standing side by side with the little junior sister was the fairy in the blue dress.

The fairy in the cyan dress looked at the red coconut-like heart, "The heart of the demon ape in the mixed world is really, ugly." ”

The heart was a little angry, and roared, "Miss, although I am ugly, I never lie! Also, you have a futuristic body with you now, so be careful when you speak." ”

"Future body?" the cyan dress fairy said in surprise, "Do you mean my future reincarnation?"

The heart said, "Yes, she's on your left." ”

The cyan skirt fairy hurriedly waved her hand, her hand passed through the body of the little junior sister, the little junior sister watched the blue skirt fairy pass through herself, and couldn't help but look at her heart, "How did you see me?"

"It's very simple!" said the heart, "the monkey never hangs up, and I never stop, I've seen her, I've seen you, no matter how the monkey tosses time and space, I can always see through everything." ”

The fairy in the green skirt said, "Heart, I can't see my future body, you can help me see, is this future body as beautiful as me?"

"It's okay!" said Xinxin, "the immortal spirit is not so great, but the popularity is quite strong." ”

The fairy in the green skirt nodded and said, "I hate the fairy energy on my body, it's really good to be able to wash away the fairy energy." Then please tell me about my future, let her live a good life as an ordinary person, don't go to cultivating any immortals, cultivating immortals is too hard, too tired, immortality or something is a dream, anyway, the real immortality does not exist at all. ”

The heart said, "Is that all?"

The fairy in the green skirt said, "There is one more, tell my future body, don't believe the words of the bald head, especially the kind of man with a ring scar on his head, what he says is better than singing." ”

The heart said, "Remember, is there anything else?"

The fairy in the green skirt looked at her heart and said in a loud voice, "Last question, who does Sun Wukong want to marry the most?

His heart shook and he spat out a voice, "No." ”

The fairy in the green skirt turned around, "Actually, I already knew the answer......

Again, "It's you." “

The fairy in the green skirt said, "You, what do you mean?"

The heart said, "What's your name?"

"Me?" said the fairy in the green skirt, "Qingxia." ”

"Yes!" said Heart, "the monkey's favorite one is one named Zixia, she is your sister, and you two are the wicks of the Buddha's sun and moon lamp." ”

Qingxia Fairy laughed, "How can it be? I'm just an ordinary cultivator, where am I a Buddha wick, and I don't have a sister." ”

The heart said, "The monkey's calamity is to cut off the relationship, and the love must be extinguished, and it can't really cut off the relationship, so it assumes a false Zixia that doesn't exist at all, and sets Zixia's person on your figure, in his eyes, you are Zixia, after Zixia dies, his love will be extinguished, and his calamity will pass." ”

Fairy Qingxia laughed, "I, I don't know what you're talking about, but I think what you said makes sense, thank you." ”

Fairy Qingxia was about to leave, and when she left, she waved to her side, "Goodbye, my future body, I hope you live happily." ”

Fairy Qingxia left, and the little junior sister looked at her heart and read for a long time, "I kind of understand what you mean." ”

The heart said, "Yes? ”

The little junior sister said, "What do you mean, Qingxia Zixia is actually a person, and in this catastrophe, she must die! Sun Wukong didn't want her to die, so Sun Wukong assumed that a false character Zixia appeared on Qingxia's body, and when the false character disappeared, the real Zixia was preserved." ”

The heart said, "Your words are very close to the answer. ”

The little junior sister added, "In fact, there is no difference between Zixia and Qingxia at all, what Sun Wukong likes is just one person, Sun Wukong's love relationship has not been cut off, the love on the surface is just to cover up Zixia's survival, and the parting on the city head in the end is actually Sun Wukong's farewell to the past and becoming the heart of the walker." ”

To put it simply, Sun Wukong deceived the Buddha and Tang Sanzang. ”

"He didn't let go of Zixia at all, or Qingxia, he just had an abusive scene with the fictitious personality to protect Zixia, right?"

The heart said, "Congratulations, the answer is correct." When Qingxia left, she left something here, and you should take this thing away!"

The words fell, a cyan light flew out of her heart, the little junior sister raised her hand, and a cyan light condensed in her hand, it was a sword, a real fairy sword.

The little junior sister looked at the fairy sword and muttered, "This is?"

"This is the Purple Sword!" said Heart, "I don't want to admit it, but I have to say that I am a hypocritical heart because I lied. Back then, Sun Wukong asked me what Zixia left in it, and I said it was tears in order to make him die. And it's actually a sword, Qingxia said back then, if Sun Wukong dares to say a word, let me kill him with a sword, I deceived the monkey, I'm sorry, this sword was your previous life, and now it's yours. ”

The little junior sister looked at the purple and green sword, "Is this sword very powerful?"

The heart said, "Before this sword was reforged, it was called the sun and moon lamp, and it burned for thousands of years before the Buddha, and it was a true Buddhist treasure." ”