The King Kong God of War was dejected here, and after inquiring carefully, he lost 100 million, and during the period of studying in Lichun Academy, he took 200 million.

Two goldsmiths learned to weave a flower rope.

This made both the calm celestial and Xiao Hei speechless, but at the same time, they were all a little envious.

"Woooooo

"I'm so miserable!"

"The cooked duck flew right in front of me, and I didn't even have time to lick it. ”

"The worst god of war in history is me. ”

King Kong God of War cried and said: "Once I returned to the poor, I saved my life to learn flower rope, and my flower rope kung fu has been completed, and I haven't seen my girlfriend yet." ”

The calm celestial clapped his hands and said: "Good poem, good poem! This poem realistically depicts to us the true situation of a man who spent his life savings to learn things, but did not even find a girlfriend." The two words "once and for a lifetime" are used well, which fully and concretely reflects the helpless psychological content of this man becoming a poor man overnight. ”

Especially the last two sentences, the flower rope kung fu has been completed, and I haven't seen my girlfriend yet. ”

The technique of contrast is used to tell us that this man has achieved success in his career, but he is disappointed in love. It tells us the truth that if we lose, we will gain. ”

Xiao Hei glanced at the calm celestial man with admiration and said: "It is worthy of being a military division-level figure, and this poem can be experienced so much." ”

"It's not like I'm just going to say one word. ”

Calm Celestial: "......"

The King Kong God of War said heartbrokenly: "I'm so miserable! I'm so miserable! Come and comfort me!"

The calm celestial and Xiao Hei glanced at each other, and Xiao Hei took a step forward and said, "That, Brother King Kong, look at it a little, isn't it just 200 million? I also lost 200 million." ”

The King Kong God of War raised his head and looked at him and said, "Really?"

"En. ”

"How did you lose it?"

"I gave it to my wife. ”

King Kong God of War: "???"

Isn't that an obvious irritating to you?

The calm celestial comforted: "King Kong God of War, isn't it just a girlfriend? Isn't it just money? It doesn't matter! The important thing is that you have to cheer up!"

"Brothers like siblings know!"

The King Kong God of War nodded and said, "Or do you listen to what you say, what makes you have such a life insight?!"

Calm Tianren said lightly: "Because of the money, I have a girlfriend." ”

King Kong God of War: "???"

"You two me out of the calf!"

The King Kong God of War is not angry.

Let you comfort me, not provoke me.

At this time, Shen Tianqi appeared.

As soon as they met, Shen Tianqi was about to speak.

After the King Kong God of War saw Shen Tianqi, he said excitedly: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, woo woo woo~ I was deceived!"

Shen Tianqi couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and immediately asked, "Why have you been deceived!"

"Lichun Yuan is not a place to learn flower ropes! It is a source of happiness! I lost 200 million!"

The King Kong God of War said with a sad face.

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Don't TM give me Tiri Chunyuan!

My TM's mentality exploded!

As a result, I now have to sleep in a single bed.

I'm so aggrieved!

"Hey, the Emperor of Heaven is coming and comforting me!"

The King Kong God of War said with a look of grievance.

But unfortunately, Shen Tianqi was also very aggrieved today, and said angrily: "Okay! Don't be wronged here!" I hinted at you several times at the time, but you didn't understand what I meant. ”

"And, let me ask you, who told me that I went to Lichun Courtyard to prostitute/prostitute?"

"Do you know that you are making something out of nothing?"

The King Kong God of War immediately said: "It's not me, it's definitely not me, I don't even know what Lichun Yuan is." ”

"I was so pure. ”

Calm Celestial: "......"

Black: "......"

So, Shen Tianqi looked at the calm celestial and Xiao Hei again.

Xiao Hei coughed and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, don't you know me, if it were me, how could I dare to see you at this moment?"

The calm celestial also said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, don't you know me, if it were me, I should set up a stall at the bottom of the overpass at this moment." ”

When Shen Tianqi heard this, he pondered for a while, and then said angrily: "Who is that TM?"

"That's it, who is it, who dares to slander the reputation of our Heavenly Emperor!"

"Do we Heavenly Emperor still need to give money to Lichun Temple?"

The King Kong God of War also said dissatisfiedly.

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Calm Celestial: "......"

Black: "......"

Shen Tianqi said: "This, you have to give money." ”

"But I'm not going to do that in that kind of place!"

"So, who slandered me?"

"That's it, who slandered the Emperor of Heaven! and let the Emperor of Heaven bear the grievances, Lord Emperor, you and I are simply pitiful. ”

"The most miserable Heavenly Emperor in history. ”

"The worst King Kong God of War in history. ”

"The worst male protagonist and male supporting actor in history. ”

“...”

However, the calm celestial Xiao Hei looked at the King Kong God of War.

The King Kong God of War wondered, "What are you looking at me for?"

Xiao Hei coughed and said, "Brother King Kong, do you remember?"

"As soon as you came to Lingyun Gate, you were highly received by Lingchenzi and others, and then you mingled with various sects, not only with the sectsmen, but also with the disciples. Once, when you were drinking, you forgot what you said? You said that the Emperor of Heaven had been to the Reichun Temple... And then a series of associations began on this..."

Calm Tiandao: "As far as Xiao Hei said, I will add one." ”

The King Kong God of War was stunned when he heard this, "It's impossible..."

The calm celestial man said: "King Kong God of War, have you forgotten what you said at the beginning? At the beginning, you said that the Emperor of Heaven often went to Lichun Temple..."

"You said he often went there to exercise......"

When the King Kong God of War heard this, his eyes widened, "I'll go, I really said it?"

Xiao Hei nodded and said, "You really said it, but you were drunk and you forgot." ”

King Kong God of War: "......"

The King Kong God of War scratched his head and said, "Oops, I said it, this... I'm so embarrassed..."

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Looking at the apologetic eyes of the King Kong God of War, Shen Tianqi didn't know what to say for a while!

He was annoyed!

He was angry!

Although the culprit was found, he couldn't help it!

The King Kong God of War is a master of the Golden Immortal Realm Ninefold, and he is the top master in this world.

And it's just the top masters in this world!

Besides, people even said the words of embarrassment and apology, which is equivalent to this kind of big guy has bowed his head.

And I can't give him a hammer...

After all, the King Kong God of War came from a fool, and it would not be good to hold a grudge against himself when the time came.

If he goes berserk, then he can't Game ove in advance

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So, even if the King Kong God of War is the culprit, Shen Tianqi can only smile in his heart and say: MMP!

Your uncle's!

Your second uncle's!

Dog day!

Exploded!