Yue Lao is one of the few immortals who are pleasing to the eye in the eyes of monkeys.

First, Yue Lao has no combat effectiveness, when Heavenly Court was prosperous, he never fought with a monkey, and the two never had a grudge.

Second, at the beginning of Yue Lao, he messed up the mandarin duck spectrum, the blind chicken wrapped the red thread, and entangled the Jade Emperor's sister and Jade Emperor's daughter to mortals, and as a result, the Jade Emperor almost sent Yue Lao to the Xiantai, from this aspect, the monkey appreciates it very much, and I am the same as the anti-Jade Emperor, everyone is in the same party.

Third, in the matter of Zixia Fairy, the monkey owes Yue Lao a confession.

A monkey and an old man found a restaurant selling wine on the street, ordered a few side dishes, and started a long conversation.

Yue Lao was dressed in a red robe, and said curiously, "Great Sage, how was it when you drank Zixia?"

Hearing this, the monkey blew a breath, "What? What else? Aren't you all aware of the result? Finally, I took the hoop, Zixia died, and then I followed Tang San's burial to get the Western Scripture. ”

Yue Lao shook his head and said, "No, no, your set was performed by Tang San for the Heavenly Immortals, the real version shouldn't be like this!"

The monkey said, "If you're not right, you're not right?"

Yue Lao took a few clicks in his big red cuffs, and took out two small clay figures with the length of his fingers, the clay figures were held in his hands, lifelike, one was a monkey with a thunder mouth, and the other was a fairy with a long skirt.

Yue Lao put the two little clay figurines on the table, and said, "My Yue Lao looks at people differently from ordinary people, if you drink Zixia is really separated by yin and yang, and there is no face to face in death, then the red line between the two of you is not entangled! If Zixia is not dead, and the two of you are heart-to-heart, then the red line can still be entangled, do you want us to give it a try?"

Speaking of which, there was an extra red thread in Yue Lao's hand, and the red thread was shining, which set off Yue Lao's shriveled old face, which made the monkey have an unpredictable apprehension.

Yue Lao said, "Give it a try?"

The monkey smiled playfully on his face, "Old friend, you still make this kind of joke, it's really yours, come, I toast you with a glass of wine!"

The monkey did not crease the clay figure away, poured a glass of wine for Yue Lao, and frantically persuaded him to drink.

Yue Lao was not angry, he just took the wine and said to himself, "To be honest, I haven't cared much about marriage over the years. ”

The monkey crooked his eyes, "You don't care, who cares?"

"God of Wealth!" Yue Lao said with a smile, "Zhao Gongzi, God of Wealth!"

Hearing this, the monkey clapped his hands and said, "If you don't talk about Lao Zhao, I can't remember him yet." In other words, Lao Zhao can be regarded as a tiger pen immortal in Heavenly Court, when Heavenly Court collapses, how will he be?"

"He!" Yue Lao shook his head and said, "It's miserable! At the beginning, the heavens collapsed, the karma of heaven and earth was reversed, there is a way that how much incense you eat, how much karma you have to repay now, Lao Zhao is unlucky, after two catastrophes of the god Journey to the West, the cultivation of that body is the peak, and the incense is even more big and round, this began to liquidate, Lao Zhao's magic weapon Dinghai Shenzhu was the first to be scrapped, and then Lao Zhao's own cultivation degraded rapidly, and people also appeared in the five decays of heaven and man, and it was not good. ”

"I want to be old in heaven, and I have a good relationship with the God of Wealth, Fuxing, and Shou Lao, I think that Lao Zhao can't just be gone!"

"Then a few of us came up with a way, give him a little bit of our merits, help him carry a little debt, don't let him hang up, I gave him a lot of my marriage things, and now it is the God of Wealth who is in charge of marriage, not that I am old. ”

Hearing this, Sun Wukong woke up and said, "I said, now people in the world are so keen on money, talking about marriage is like talking about business, talking about love, everyone mentions money, and feelings are now the marriage of the God of Wealth!"

"Have you noticed?!" Yue Lao said, "Rich people are living longer and more blessed, and this is also the work of the God of Wealth." ”

Sun Wukong said, "Then you don't plan to come back from your errands? Just let Zhao Gongming work part-time?"

"But Zhao Gongming tasted the sweetness, he didn't give it to us, and we couldn't beat him, what can we do?" Yue Lao said angrily, "I am waiting for you like this, just to invite you, the great sage, to invite the holy monk, to preside over justice for me! ”

The monkey looked at Yue Lao's jumping feet and laughed, "Don't get excited, you sit down first, you jump so much all the time, it will expose the fact that your legs are short." ”

Yue Lao sat down, looked at the monkey in front of him, and said with a childish aura, "Great Sage, in all fairness, we can be regarded as righteous brothers and righteous brothers in the Heavenly Court, when you held a watermelon knife and hit the South Heavenly Gate to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, along the way, I didn't even look at it, let alone stop you, and then you and Zixia matter, I didn't make a small match, this matter, you have to get justice for me, then Zhao Gongming, he, he doesn't talk about immortals! He——"

The monkey pulled Yue Lao's arm, "Don't be angry, come to meet old friends, drink more, this kind of trivial matter, say hello to my master, my master can make Zhao Gongming lose not a single Dinghai Divine Pearl." ”

"Really, this generation of holy monks is so strong?"

My master's principle of opposing the enemy is that if it is light, it will destroy all people, and if it is heavy, it will be razed to the ground, and there is never anything that a mighty dragon cannot solve, if there is, then add an eighth sense Ayina!"

"In that case, let's drink!"

When the wine arrived, the monkey said, "Yue Lao, you have pulled the red line for so many years, what do you say is this love?"

Yue Lao said to himself, "Regarding the issue of marriage, it is recommended to break up!"

As soon as these words came out, Sun Wukong, who was sitting opposite, only felt that his face was scornful and extremely embarrassed.

Does Yue Lao really understand love?

Is he responsible for saying this?

Suggesting a breakup, are you serious?

Old man, are you drunk?

Yue Lao was holding the wine bowl on one side, and said to himself, "Love is an excuse for reproduction!"

"What do you say for a long time, grow old together, but who goes first in the end, isn't it up to the king of Hades to have the final say?"

"What do you say at first sight, this life will not swerving, but in fact, you are gluttonous!"

"What do you say about good-looking skins, one in a thousand interesting souls, but I have so many red threads, but what is the love of interesting souls, one in a thousand good-looking skins, what marriage, what love, can you drink as wine?"

"Full of it! Full of it, this wine is really good!"

"Yes, drink slowly, we have a lot of this drink!"

Sun Wukong, who was sitting opposite Yue Lao, was blinded, and even said that the three views were refreshed.

Is this the old man who would rather demolish ten temples than one marriage?

This month can't be fake, right?

Has he ever had a professional certification, has he had vocational training?

Is he really the old man full of love? But the one in front of him is so good no matter how you look at it.

If Li Shimin was not a kowtow insect before, but a promising emperor, Sun Wukong could still reluctantly accept it.

But now Yue Lao's FFF group with a northeast accent burns the work attitude of heterosexuality, which makes Sun Wukong wonder, is it a fake Journey to the West?