Chapter 158: Li Yuchun, the straight man of steel
I hope that the child is stupid and reckless, and there will be no disaster and no trouble to the minister.... Hiss, a poisonous mouth.
The meaning of this poem is that the poet feels that he is too smart and has been delayed for the rest of his life. If you are a stupid person, you can become a minister without disaster.
This is a satire that the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty and the princes and ministers are brainless fools.
The officials around looked at each other, not to mention how strange their faces were, they came to see Sun Shangshu's jokes, and stabbed them in the back coldly.
How uncomfortable it was.
"The Sambo Case: Gift to Sun Shangshu".... He's sarcastically mocking me for being stupid, for me for lifting a rock and shooting myself in the foot.... He wanted to nail my name to the pillar of shame..... Sun Shangshu's mind echoed with the name of the poem, and his heart was full of anger.
The noblest pursuit of scholars is to go down in history, which attracts them more than teaching and educating people. But in the same way, how much they want to go down in history, how much they are afraid of being left behind for thousands of years.
How can this be endured?
It's unbearable.
"Come on, take down this fang for me, take down the !!" Sun Shangshu trembled angrily, and his face turned red.
Because of his unauthorized advocacy, he attempted to kill Xu Qi'an, the organizer of the watchman, so that the Sangbo case had a follow-up. I wanted to flip the table with regret in my heart, but at this time, the most unbearable thing was to fall into the well.
And Xu Qi'an's poem is not a stone, but a mountain. Even a veteran of officialdom like Sun Shangshu has exploded.
The people from the Criminal Department rushed up to arrest Xu Qi'an outside the imperial city.
Master Sun was angry. Wei Yuan's calm and gentle voice stopped the angry people in the criminal department.
This Da Qingyi walked over unhurriedly and blocked in front of Xu Qi'an.
"Wei Yuan, this son slandered his official in public, insulted a Shangshu, and was exiled according to the law. The Shangshu of the Criminal Department endured his anger and said word by word:
"Today, even you don't want to keep him. ”
"Slandering Shangshu is indeed a great crime. Wei Yuan stared at Xu Qi'an sternly, and just when everyone thought that he was going to scold the little gong who was unobtrusive, they saw him look at Sun Shangshu seriously and said, "To be honest, it's not slander." ”
"You...."Sun Shangshu's body shook and pointed at Wei Yuan tremblingly.
Wei Yuan smiled, turned around and left. Xu Qi'an followed behind his father and escaped from the encirclement of everyone in the criminal department.
After walking a few steps, he stopped again, turned around and shouted: "Congratulations to Sun Shangshu, his fame is spread all over the world, and Confucianism is famous." ”
Sun Shangshu was stunned, and after a few seconds, he didn't take a breath and fainted.
"Lord Shangshu, Lord Shangshu..."Everyone in the Criminal Department panicked.
.....
Back at the Yamen, Xu Qi'an followed Wei Yuan into the Haoqi Building, and diligently poured tea for Wei Yuan and the two golden gongs.
"Gong Wei, there are a few things I don't understand. Xu Qi'an asked.
Wei Yuan is a strategist and a wise man, and it is better to ask for advice first if there is a problem than to be foolish yourself. It's like asking a teacher if you have a problem at school, which is convenient and fast.
"Why did Your Majesty want the Criminal Department to try this case?" Wei Yuan pinched the teacup and smiled faintly.
"There is one stone of talent in the world, Duke Wei has eight buckets, and I share one bucket with Yunlu Academy. Xu Qi'an patted his ass.
"Poof..."Jiang Lu squirted out a mouthful of tea.
The corners of Yang Yan's mouth twitched.
The faint smile on the corner of Wei Yuan's mouth expanded rapidly, obviously very useful to Xu Qi'an's sycophants.
The reader is like this, you praise him: lying in the groove, Lao Tie 666. He doesn't bother to pay attention to you.
But it doesn't mean that readers don't like to be patted on the back, they just need to change the way, Xu Qi'an's sycophants are very accurate, and in the way that readers like, they shoot a sycophants that make Wei Yuan feel comfortable.
Wei Yuan is a very proud reader.
"The Ministry of Rites Shangshu is a member of the royal party, and if it is handed over to the yamen of the watchman for trial, a large number of members of the royal party will be implicated. Wei Yuan said.
When the time comes, the party in the court will be out of balance..... One or two dominance is not what Emperor Yuan Jing wants to see, which hinders his control of the situation in the court, especially when he cultivates the Tao all year round.... Even if the royal party colluded with the demon clan, blew up Sangbo, and blew up the law of the ancestor, but compared to his own power, what is the ancestor..... Xu Qi'an analyzed and refined the core content from Wei Yuan's words.
Because of this, his impression of Emperor Yuan Jing was a little worse.
Emperor Yuan Jing may have been a skilled emperor, but he was not a good emperor. The pseudo-historian Xu Qi'an divided the emperor into three ranks: Ming Jun, Yong Jun, and Dusk Jun.
Ming Jun is a good emperor who can make the people have enough food and clothing.
Yongjun is an emperor who has no deeds and has no great deeds, and most emperors in history belong to this list. In fact, for the people, the mediocre monarch who does not disturb the people is already a Ming monarch.
The emperor who listens to the villain Yuan Xianchen usually makes a mess of the court and the country.
Why not include tyrants among them, it's because the first three can all be tyrants.
In the eyes of Xu Qi'an, Emperor Yuan Jing is a faint monarch, because as an emperor, he only has his own power and status in his eyes, and now the chaotic situation of the partisan struggle in the court is actually caused by Emperor Yuan Jing.
He cultivated the Tao and ignored the government, so he needed the chaotic situation in the court to stabilize his position. Otherwise, it is easy to be overheaded.
"There is one more thing, I can't figure out why the Ministry of Rites Shangshu didn't kill Zhou Chixiong. Xu Qi'an said.
I thought it must be a watchman who came to interrogate the Ministry of Rites, and I asked again when the time came, but I didn't expect Emperor Yuan Jing to show off so much.
Wei Yuan shook his head: "Don't worry about these small problems, the Sambo case has come to an end." Your Majesty didn't mention your matter, and the explanation has already been revealed. ”
Xu Qi'an laughed heartily, and immediately said: "I plan to invite my colleagues who cooperate with me in the investigation and handling of the case to go to the Jiaofang Division to drink, but there is no silver, please ask Duke Wei to allocate funds." ”
This is like the company has finished a performance, everyone goes to a restaurant for dinner, and the cost is of course paid by the company.
Wei Yuan glanced at him: "Get out." ”
After driving Xu Qi'an away, Wei Yuan pondered for a moment and said, "Yang Yan, you give him two hundred taels of silver, which should be a reward from the yamen." ”
After speaking, he glanced at Jiang Luzhong and Yang Yan: "You two can go together." ”
Jiang Luzhong shook his head again and again: "Gong Wei, I don't want to go to a place like Jiaofangsi." ”
Yang Yan also shook his head.
Wei Yuan didn't force it, and drank tea leisurely: "With him present, it is estimated that there will be a lot of Oiran to accompany him." ”
......
When night falls, the lights of the teaching workshop are bright, and the sound of silk and bamboo wind music echoes melodiously.
Yingmei Pavilion, floating incense caressing the qin, Ming Yan dancing, Xiaoya acting as an officer, a lively scene.
Yang Yan and Jiang Luzhong were accompanied by a charming Oiran to serve the wine, Xu Qi'an raised his glass and said with a smile: "Don't be restrained, you should eat, you should drink." ”
The gongs and silver gongs were a little uncomfortable at first, after all, the presence of two golden gongs made them quite stressful.
But Jiang Luzhong is a veteran of the wine field, he knows how to liven up the atmosphere, keeps raising his glass, and can even speak meat, which is like two people when he is on duty.
Gradually, the gongs and gongs were released.
There are only two people on the field who are serious, and they don't look like they are here to prostitute at all, Yang Yan and Li Yuchun.
"The two of you are worthy of being superiors and subordinates, one is virtuous. Jiang Luzhong joked with a smile.
"Jiang Jingong's words are not right," Xu Qi'an drank a lot of wine, some of which were floating, and he dared to ridicule the two top bosses:
"Yang Jingong is not a good woman, and the leader is too fake and serious, there is still a difference between the two. ”
At this moment, the atmosphere on the field must be relaxed, everyone laughed, and the air was full of joy.
Drinking until two o'clock in the evening (half past nine in the evening), the banquet finally dispersed, Jiang Luzhong left with the plump Oiran in his arms, and Yang Yan returned to the yamen.
Li Yuchun also wanted to go back, but was left behind by Xu Qi'an, Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao, stuffed him with a beautiful little lady, and locked him in the house.
Xu Qi'an, as the "host", arranged everyone properly before entering Fuxiang's room.
"Why are so many people here today?" Fuxiang, who had just finished bathing, sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, wiping her black hair.
"It's to keep the girls in the yard in order. Xu Qi'an took off his robe and saber, turned around and left the room:
"I'll be back later. ”
He pressed his steps, tiptoed towards Li Yuchun's room, and then saw the same sneaky Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao around the corner.
Xu Qi'an gestured with his eyes: "Are you also here to listen to the corner?" ”
The two of them nodded, and asked rhetorically with their eyes: "The head is in the Refining God Realm, be careful, control your breathing..."
Finally, I slowly came to the window of Li Yuchun's room, and found that there was no sound of shaking the bed, and there was a conversation inside:
"Master, the slave family has finished washing, you go and wash it. ”
"Hmm..."Li Yuchun replied in a low voice.
After a long time, after washing, a woman's voice came: "Master, the bed is warm, what are you walking around in the room?"
"The room was so messy, messy, messy. Staying in this room, the official is like sitting on pins and needles. Li Yuchun said bitterly.
"Huh?" the woman was stunned, "it's already very tidy, the slave family cleans the house every day." ”
"No..."Li Yuchun said seriously: "The teacup on the table should be around the teapot and keep a specific distance.... The potted plant by the window has been placed two inches to the left.... The stool is too miscellaneous, and it should be arranged in the same way as a teacup around a teapot.... Shouldn't this painting hanging on the wall be hung in the center .... The screen is crooked.,I put it right just now.... Well, your embroidered shoes are not neatly arranged...."
“.... This, how can these be neat, who can do it?" The woman said softly: "Master, the slave family has been waiting for you for a while." ”
Li Yuchun was unhappy when he heard it, and said in a deep voice: "Who said it can't be done, you just watch and learn." This officer teaches you how to tidy up the house. ”
Woman: "???"
Under the window, Xu Qi'an and the three were dumbfounded.
Tiptoeing away, Xu Qi'an was heartbroken: "The head didn't have a family?"
"I'm married. ”
"How do you feel like a junior brother?" Xu Qi'an said.
"It's not the first time I've come to the Faculty Division. Song Tingfeng was a little incredulous. Although he has worked under Li Yuchun for many years, he does not know much about his private life.
Xu Qi'an thought for a while and said, "Let's go back to the room later, and make the noise bigger." ”
"Good idea. Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao thought this method was very good.
As a result, the sound of Yingmei Xiaoge's shaking machine tonight was particularly intense.