One or three times
After saying this, Tong Lu immediately rolled his eyes, his tongue stretched out, and he bit it with his teeth, his facial expression was hideous, so it was not scary! Xiao Yi held him with one hand, but he was not too flustered, because he was fine just now, why did he fall down in an instant, he couldn't believe it. Besides, Bai Qing is still there, and he will definitely try to save him!
Nameless was a little anxious and hurriedly asked,
"Brother Lu Lu, what's wrong, will it be dangerous!"
Xiao Yi replied to him,
"Who knows what he's enduring!"
Infernals stood aside, looked at it with concern, touched the beard on his face with a finger in one hand, and said softly,
"There are a lot of centipedes in this place, could it be that they were bitten when they?"
Nameless Road,
"Brother, you've been here for so long, you should know how to deal with it, can you help Brother Lu Lu?!"
Infernal Smile and replied,
"I have only one secret, and that is not to touch them!"
The two of them said a few words, but it was still useless. Bai Qing carefully checked it, raised his head to look at Xiao Yi, frowned and shook his head!
"Sister Qingqing, Brother Lu Lu is here, it's gone?!"
As he spoke, he cried out loud, stroked his head endlessly, and comforted him softly.
Xiao Yi sighed, flipped Tong Lu over, told him to lie on the ground, and then shouted,
"I'd like to see where the centipede bites!"
Xiao Yi was in a hurry and fast, and instantly ripped off Tong Lu's pants, and at the same time, Bai Qing also quickly turned his head. This is good, Tong Lu's white ass was immediately exposed in front of several people. The "wounded" man's hands suddenly stretched out, trying to cover this pair of buttocks, but he still didn't move as fast as Xiao Yi, and only heard a snap, and he was hit on the buttocks, and immediately became red and swollen!
Oh, this Tong Lu was originally pretending, I don't know why he is, is he just looking for some fun in the boring? Anyway, he himself is fine, and it also makes the hearts of the two nameless brothers feel a lot more relaxed!
Tong Lu sat on the tree trunk, covering his ass with one hand and complaining,
"Brother Xiaoyi, how can you do it, oops, I'm afraid my ass won't be better in half a month!"
Nameless tears still hung on his face, but he laughed again,
"Brother Lu Lu, I thought you were ...... Heh, you're fine, you're okay!"
Infernal Affairs,
"Brother Lu, look at you, you can scare the nameless to cry!"
Tong Lu smiled and replied,
"I, I just think it's too boring, so I'm teasing you! I didn't expect to meet this black-hearted guy who was so ruthless, and I pity my white and tender ass!"
The two brothers also laughed when they heard this, and Bai Qing also turned around at this time and said with a smile,
"You, you don't feel a little pain, but you don't know how bad!"
Tong Lu pouted in response,
"My ass, but it's very useful, you hit me, but don't regret it!"
Xiao Yi laughed and replied,
"What can you do with this ass except shit?
A few people laughed, Tong Lu also smiled slightly, and after a few people finished laughing, he said,
"Well, laugh, laugh, but you will never know how to get out!"
What does this mean, as if if you don't laugh, you don't know how to get out! Hey, how could he say that, could it be that he knows how to get out?
Xiao Yi hurriedly grabbed him, glanced at him, and then asked,
"If you have a fart, let it go, don't make a fool of yourself!"
Tong Lu wanted to tear his hand away, but he couldn't, so he simply gave up, so he had to say expressionlessly,
"Let go of your hands first!
Xiao Yi smiled and opened his fingers, Tong Lu was out of trouble, he moved his body, leaned up comfortably, and then spoke,
"If you find out what the problem is, it depends on my ass!Hehe, if it weren't for him, I wouldn't be able to think of a way to get out!"
Xiao Yi sat casually, holding a branch in his hand and slapping the ground. Bai Qing folded his knees, propped his head on the top, and turned his face sideways to watch him speak. Nameless sat cross-legged on the ground, hands together, and Infernal stood behind him, legs against his back. Except for Tong Lu, no one spoke, which can be regarded as giving enough face. Everyone thought in their hearts, they had already thought of all the ways they could think of, and he would be able to come up with a bubble of when he went out, as if the possibility was not too great!
Tong Lu knew that a few people were puzzled, so he cleared his throat, and then said,
"I just went out to, hey, this, this one is too messy to eat, that taste is really indescribable!"
Xiao Yi couldn't help but say,
"Get to the point, get to the point! If you want to go out before dark, you have to hurry up!"
Tong Lu looked up at the sky, laughed dryly, and then continued,
"Don't worry, don't worry! I just now, I chose a place with an excellent location, which is much drier and cooler than other places, but this stomach is really not angry, and I have worked hard for a while, but it still hasn't been pulled out! I'm so angry, I lifted my pants and jumped a few times, but it still didn't work. Well, since it doesn't work, then I'll change places again, and finally find another one, although it's worse, but it's not bad. I thought it would be possible this time, but who would have thought that just as I was about to pull it out, a branch fell from the top of my head, and my desire was pressed back again! I changed places again, checked my surroundings first, and made sure that there was nothing affecting me, and then I squatted down with confidence. This time it went well, and it was finally done, and oh, that's a good feeling! So, I couldn't help but pull there for a while!"
Xiao Yi really couldn't stand this guy, and after saying so much, he still didn't have a single point, but he also knew that Tong Lu was this virtue, so he still swallowed the words back!
Tong Lu saw that the expressions of several people were dazed, and he laughed twice, and then said,
"Hehe, here's the problem, if I hadn't squatted there for a while, I wouldn't have found anything!"
A few people cheered up, but they wanted to see how he found out about this anomaly!
Tong Ludao,
"Hehe, don't worry, listen to me slowly!"
He saw that his hands seemed to be a little dirty, so he stretched out and wiped it on Xiao Yi's body, but he couldn't wipe it clean, and came back again. Xiao Yi only looked at him with half-closed eyes and didn't move.
After Tong Lu finished cleaning up, he said again,
"At that time, I was thinking, why is it so unlucky, I have to change three places in a row to pull out the! Carefully compare the three places, it seems that there is not much difference, even the branches and leaves on the top of the tree are average, how can I distinguish them! I was about to lift my pants and get up, but I stopped suddenly! No, no, this feeling is very wrong!"
This guy is really annoying, every time it is critical, he will always stop suddenly, making the listener crazy, and he can't wait to go up and give him two blows, telling him to hurry up! Wujian and Nameless seem to have become accustomed to it, and there are not too many changes in expression, just quietly watching Tong Lu scratch left and right.
Tong Lu saw that a few people didn't react, the corners of his mouth raised, and then he continued,
"The crux of the matter is here, I have discovered a shocking secret, which is connected to this forest, hehe, maybe I can really get out!"
A few people had long been numb, and they didn't want to echo it anymore, they just looked at him blankly, Tong Lu gave up teasing a few people, so he could talk,
"Okay, okay, get to the point, get to the point!"
Tong Lu changed his serious expression, and said seriously,
"I've made a big discovery that we've never noticed before! Well, that's right, it's the ass that discovered this secret!"
Nameless couldn't help laughing, and quickly held back, Tong Lu smiled at him, and then continued to speak,
"Have you ever felt this way before, when you take off your pants when you shit, a cool breeze blows, it's crispy and numb, it's much more sensitive than the rest of your body! Well, that's right, my ass is the same, I feel a different breath!"
Finally someone accosted him, Xiao Yi asked,
"You mean, your ass feels some kind of strange air current, and this air flow may be the key to solving this puzzle?!"
Tong Lu laughed and said,
"Yes, smart man, it's really easy to understand!"
Xiao Yi didn't reply to him, and Tong Lu continued,
"My ass told me that this breath was anything but simple! I looked through it and found that this strange air flow was very peculiar, and it could only be felt very close to the ground. Moreover, I also deliberately tried several places, and these breaths actually pointed to the same location!"
As soon as several people heard this, they were all excited, could it be true as he said, relying on this air current, they can get out?!
Xiao Yi asked him,
"We really haven't noticed the air currents you said about touching the ground, but are you really sure?!"
Tong Lubai glanced at him and replied,
"If I'm not sure, I dare to say this?!I tried more than a dozen different locations, and marked the location and direction of the air flow at each location, and finally summed it up, before I came to this conclusion! Although these air currents are weak, they are also undoubtedly visible in front of my ass! They all point to the same place, and that place is the real center of this forest! Hehe, since you have found the central location, if you want to get out, isn't it easy?!"
Nameless nodded and replied,
"Brother Lu Lu is really powerful, such a method can only be thought of by you, a peerless smart person!"
This fart, oh no, this man's fart is decent. After Nameless said this, Wujian also came to join in the fun, and said,
"Hehe, this ass is really good! That day, Nameless pulled a bubble and stunned the wolf, so I could get a blow. Today is Brother Lu's ass showing his might, finding a way to escape! Tsk, I really underestimated this ass!"
Xiao Yi thought to himself, if there is really that air current, it is really possible to rely on it to get out, it is still early, why not act earlier, so he said,
"Lu Lu, clean up your ass, let's find a way out!"
Tong Lu smiled, did not move, and said,
"Don't worry, let's leave tomorrow morning! I just found out that the hotter the weather, the weaker the air current, think about it, as soon as the weather is hot, the moisture rises, don't you just wash them away! So, we'd better wait until it's cooler before leaving! Definitely not at night, then let's leave in the morning!"