Chapter 116: Fuck You
In the Golden Palace of the Imperial City, Min Changwen closed his eyes, listening to the musician blowing out the silk bamboo, the gentle soothing of the chime, in the middle of the main hall, is the warbler Yanyan's courtesan long sleeves flying, twisting out a good-looking dance posture, occasionally looking back, indescribable charm attracted a piece of applause.
Between the banquets, the staggered and the sound of the wine order, Min Changwen refused the wine glass handed by his colleague next to him, opened his eyes, and looked at the emperor who was laughing and drinking with the second concubine on the imperial steps, his sleeves were spilled, and he got up and walked over.
"Your Majesty!"
The majesty shouted, causing the surroundings to be quiet, and the emperor above withdrew his hand around the concubine and put the jade cup on the dragon case.
"What does Min Qing have to say? But if it's for what happened just now, then there is no need to say anything more. β
One sentence will block the words.
Min Changwen gritted his teeth and said:
"But Lu Liangsheng's words are not untrue, Heliangzhou is a place, the hungry people are like the sea, and the wails are like a tide, and Your Majesty still wants to repair the Dahuang Temple......"
Chen Shubao frowned and narrowed his eyes.
"Min Qing, I'm afraid I've drunk too much, right? It seems that the wine in the palace is a little intoxicating, that Lu Liangsheng has always lived in Chang Shangshu's Mansion, and the two of you have a good relationship, so it is reasonable to speak for him. β
The title changed from Min Qing to an official name, Min Changwen sighed in his heart, and he didn't know how to continue.
"Your Majesty, the minister has some friendship with Lu Liangsheng...... Alas, the minister was indeed a little drunk, and he was unwell, so he took his leave first. β
"Accurate!"
Chen Shubao looked at the back of Libi walking out of the hall, these days, he has been persuaded by the local government, this is not allowed, that is not allowed, he has long been annoyed, and now he has scolded the other party once, and he has a smile on his face.
"The. β
The emperor stepped on the soles of his feet excitedly and waved the sleeves of his robe, "The vocal music is coming again." β
The chimes whispered outside.
Outside the palace, the white clouds are like flocculents, the birds cross the sky, coming out of the palace gate, Min Changwen stopped the carriage, ignored the coachman, walked in the streets in an official robe, and occasionally looked back at the outline of the imperial city that was far away.
"Your Majesty, how can you be so stupid......
whispered, waved his sleeves and continued to move forward, turning to the corner of the street in front of him, there were more and more pedestrians, and outside an inn not far away, it seemed that the guy in the store was running back with two jars of wine and fire, and almost hit Min Changwen.
"Sorry, sorry, the person in front borrowed ......"
Then, when I entered the inn, there were also two guests laughing and coming out of it.
"It's been a few days since this shop came to make a deal. β
"This day, business is not good now, and if I am the shopkeeper, I will also go elsewhere to buy wine and keep customers. β
"Hey..... but the scholar can really drink it. β
"If you're drunk like that, you must have encountered some blows, forget it, no one in this world is having a good time......"
When he passed by Min Changwen's side, he saw that the other party was wearing an official robe, so he hurriedly stopped talking and left in a hurry.
Scholar?
Min Changwen raised his face, looked at the second floor of the inn, and vaguely heard the voice of the guy from before shouting: "Guest officer, the wine you want is here." β
Could it be Lu Liangsheng.....
Frowning and thinking for a while, Min Changwen lifted the hem of his robe, stepped over the threshold and walked in, without waiting for the shopkeeper behind the counter to speak, waved his hand, and went straight to the second floor.
When the shopkeeper saw that he was dressed in an official robe and his face was serious, he chuckled in his heart, nothing would happen, right?
"Lu Liangsheng !!"
Sure enough, the drunken scholar over there knew this official.
Min Changwen stepped on the chopsticks on the ground, and in his eyes, Lu Liangsheng was sitting at the dining table, several empty wine jugs were dumped on the table, or fell not far from the foot of the table, and the chopstick cages were overturned and hung on the edge of the table.
"?!!Do you want to drink to death?"
Hearing this, Lu Liangsheng raised his drunken eyes, and in a haze, he also saw clearly who the other party was, and staggered up and bowed his hand.
"The trickster on the street, the ..... who can't drink to death"
Min Changwen kicked away a few wine jugs at his feet, flipped them aside, and looked at the shaking scholar angrily, and his voice became louder.
"You are demoralized, you have suffered such a little setback, and you drink like this, are you worthy of your uncle Huagong?!"
Hehe......
Lu Liangsheng grinned, chuckled, and shook his head: "Min Shangshu, you don't understand...... You don't understand...... After four years of hard work, he has always been ..... to be kind to others, but he has reached the top of the golden palace...... How did I become a trickster..... I don't understand it myself......"
On the other side, Min Changwen wanted to speak and stopped, looked at the scholar who didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and pursed his lips.
"Your Majesty, this time, he is a little unscrupulous......"
"Min Shangshu, he's right, in fact, Liangsheng is a trickster. β
When his words sounded, Lu Liangsheng also spoke at the same time, grabbed the brush in a mess, took two steps upside down, and waved his wide sleeves away.
On the second floor, more than a dozen seats were dragged out in unison with a 'squeak' sound and moved towards the guardrails on both sides, vacating a large empty space.
The shopkeeper and the fellow groaned, and were so frightened that they ducked to the left and right.
"This ...... What's going on?"
In his eyes, he saw that the scholar over there was muttering something in his mouth, holding a pen and staggering, and suddenly lifted a jar of wine at his feet and poured it into his mouth, and the wine stains overflowed the corners of his mouth, dripping down his neck, wetting the placket and hanging hair.
In an instant, the jar was removed, thrown aside, and fell heavily to the ground.
"Lord Shangshu, in fact, wine is really a good thing...... Alcoholic ...... Drunk on the heart......"
Water stains spread along the cracks in the floor, Lu Liangsheng took the ink that had not been used up in the palace test, while vaguely reciting drunken poems, while making a thick ink under the floor point, the ink marks flew with the tip of the pen, outlining the fat head and big ears, and the copper bell angry eyes.
Seeing this big bald head with an angry face, Min Changwen looked a little crazy scholar, and couldn't help but ask worriedly:
"Liangsheng, you are ......"
β...... Three cups are not poured, and six cups are not drunk...... Cups to dispel the sorrow in my heart......"
Lu Liangsheng ignored him, the brush in his hand faintly shone brightly, the green ink outlined the big waist and round waist, heroic and exposed, the tip of the pen was embellished, and the green pants and bare feet were drawn, and the waist belt was like a giant snake.
β...... The hard work of the emperor ......"
The pen stopped, and a large wine jar took shape in the hands of a huge figure, and Lu Liangsheng picked up the wine jar on the ground with one foot and hooked it in the crook of his arm.
Hahaha β
β...... Why don't you call God to get drunk with me!"
Raising his head and drinking wildly, for a moment, he sprayed towards the huge painting on the ground, and the wine mist filled the air and slowly descended.
"Liangsheng, I've drunk it, come back with me, and I'll see your teacher first. β
Min Changwen bypassed the falling wine mist, and when he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a voice outside the building shouting in panic.
"What's that?!"
β...... That's, runβ"
Rumble!
The wooden building of the inn shook suddenly, and Min Changwen only felt that the sunlight shining in his sight was shading, and when a sense of uneasiness arose in his heart, his back seemed to be a dense ant climbing up his neck, and the cold hairs stood up.
Turning his head with difficulty, the view from the second floor saw that the calves of unimaginably large people stepped over from the outside of the building, and then there was a dull movement, and he fell to the ground heavily.
Min Changwen ran to the back of the wooden fence, and what caught his eye was a huge body, as if connecting heaven and earth, walking through the street.
"This ..... This ....."
Shocked by this scene, he took two steps back and sat down on the ground, unable to make a sound in shock.
The innkeeper and the man hugged each other and squatted on the ground, their faces pale and forgot to scream.
In a moment, the shopkeeper crawled tremblingly and begged the scholar over there:
"Sir, master, quickly collect the supernatural powers. β
Lu Liangsheng was already drunk, holding a pen and still writing.
............
The streets, the countless streets in the distance, were thrown into chaos.
People are like ants running under the huge soles of their feet to dodge, and the people in the house hear the movement, push open the window to look at it, retract it very quickly, and close the window with a bang.
The tiles above the roof were shaken and slid down, and the moment they were shattered and spread on the ground, the huge soles of their feet seemed to have eyes, and they fell next to the people who had no time to dodge, pressing the shattered tiles on the ground, trapping footprints of about a zhang, and continuing to pass in the direction of the outline of the city wall in front of them.
Rumble!
Rumble!
Rumble!
In the distance, on the head of the imperial city wall, the guards felt the tremors, and then they became more and more violent, and the people began to stand unsteadily, and the swords, soldiers and guns were all staggering.
"Earth dragon turned over?"
"Tell the ...... What's over there?"
The soldier who had gone to the market outside the city then his eyes widened and his lips trembled.
"Giant ...... Giant ......"
In the direction of the sight, between the rows of houses, the huge figure comparable to the city wall strode with the wine jar, one step is several feet, and it is just a few feet away.
"Runβ"
"Let's go!!"
A column of soldiers galloped, and the moment they left the tower, the giants who came over raised their feet and kicked on the tower.
It was a loud sound of earthslides cracking.
The city wall cracked, the masonry bulged inward and flew out, hitting the palace road and the red wall, the smoke and dust were flying, and the soldiers who reacted in time to avoid it got up from the ground with a dirty face, and in the field of vision, it was a huge heel and walked over.
"Huh...... Haha......"
The soldier was flushed and laughing, and looked at his companions around him, and then at the crotch of his trousers, which was already wet.
The horn of the horn sounded at the city gate, and the fast horses galloped to deliver the message.
"Jianchun Gate is broken!"
"There is a monster breaking into the palace, notify Your Majesty!!"
At the Donghua Gate of the East Palace, a cadre of officials and guards of the East Palace, who felt the violent vibration, escorted Chen Jing out, and then, stunned, a figure walked outside the high palace wall.
Woo β
The desolate horn stretched, in the Chengyun Palace, on the imperial steps, the emperor was talking to Zhang Lihua, but his eyes were looking at the song and dance in the middle.
"Do you have an old relationship with that Lu Liangsheng?"
The concubine beside him was very smart, how could he not see the jealousy of the person next to him from what happened before, and held the back of his hand.
"Your Majesty, the concubine said before that when she came back, she was assassinated and killed, and she was rescued by a gentleman, and the name of this gentleman was also mentioned, but Your Majesty did not remember it. β
"Then why did he give Jing'er Yupei?"
"It's not clear, it may be because I love Jing'er. β
Speaking of this, Zhang Lihua was a little worried: "Mr. Lu is a really capable person, Your Majesty is so willing?"
Seeing the delicate beauty talking, the vinegar came up again, Chen Shubao withdrew his hand, and the cuffs sounded.
"Hmph, which of the Manchu Dynasty civil and military is not capable? If he really has the ability, he will smash my Jinluan Palace-"
As soon as the word 'smashed' fell, the buttocks sitting on the dragon chair shook suddenly, and almost fell to the ground.
"What's going on?"
Chen Shubao covered the crown on his head, and when he was helped up by Zhang Lihua in embarrassment, someone outside had already run into the hall in a panic.
"Your Majesty...... Outside, there was a ...... outside."
The guards made frantic gestures, trying to express themselves clearly, but they didn't know how to describe them. Chen Shubao walked over with a group of civil and military personnel, and as soon as he arrived at the palace gate, outside the far square, a figure more than ten feet tall turned his head and glared angrily.
Then, he rushed towards the Chengyun Palace, and the guards and soldiers who came from all around were all staggering in the shaking of the madness.
Boom Boom Boom ......
At the entrance of the hall, some people shouted, some people were so frightened that they cried out, and more people were still standing in place dumbfounded, Chen Shubao's cold hair stood up on the back of his neck, his eyes widened, his open mouth was difficult to close, and he let out a sound: "Escort!!"
Holding his crown, he dragged his dragon robe and ran towards the main hall.
"Go and ask the protectorβ"
Outside the hall, the giant raised the altar.
............
The white clouds in the sky are walking leisurely.
On the second floor of the inn, the pen stopped, and the chaos and noise of the street came, Lu Liangsheng looked at the huge human figure on the ground with a pen, lifted the wine jar and poured a sip of wine.
The rippling drinks are quiet, as if the light and shadow of the past are flooded into my mind.
"Liangsheng, you want to be the champion. "Mrs. Lu sat at the entrance of the village basking in the sun, the sun was opening his mouth, and there were not many teeth.
The Wen Tun man who was sitting on the stove and burning the fire was reddened by the flames.
"Our family can't afford to read. β
"Brother, your handwriting is very beautiful! "My sister is lying on the edge of the table, and her big eyes are also beautiful.
The female ghost in a red dress floated down the night sky and was blessed: "The concubine Nie Hong has seen the son." β
Under the plane tree, the old man held a scroll and looked at the dead leaves falling in autumn.
"Good life, you are here to treat the people well and open up a virtuous career, but in a corner of the place, entering the court as an official, or one of the parents is a great virtue. β
"In this world, there are only a few mountains. β
The toad in the padded jacket rolled over and scoffed.
"Rotten good guy!"
He Liangzhou is thousands of miles away, the corpses are like dust, and one by one the figures kneel down and keep kowtowing.
"O fairy, save us. β
The most voices are saying, "I don't want to die, I want to live." β
On the city of Liyang, the chubby prefect pulled out the sword at his waist and slashed it down: "Today, the official killed his wife, and he ate with you!!"
The light and shadow turned, and the figure of the scholar stood on the high platform, "I'm just for fewer people to die on this side." β
In the heavy snow, step by step into the capital as if it was a world away.
Time seems to freeze in a moment.
Above the main hall, singing and dancing, the lights were warmly illuminated, and on the dragon chair, the man raised his chin and looked.
"Here, let's show me a trick. β
At a certain moment, Lu Liangsheng threw away the wine jar, threw the brush in his hand violently, smashed on the giant painting, and splashed a cloud of green ink.
"-I'll fuck you!"
At the same time as his voice rang out.
The moment the giant's figure dissipated, the huge wine jar smashed on top of the main hall.
Rumble!
There was a loud bang, and the whole palace shook at that bang.
The frightened emperor stiffened in shock, convulsed a few times, and his eyes fell on the imperial steps.
The whole palace and city were in chaos this afternoon.