Chapter 1 Female donors, please respect yourself
"A wave in the waves, a wave in the waves, the sunny day is so beautiful, the red flowers are green grass, I am happy to run forward, walking all over the green mountains, people are not old......"
In the mountain forest, an old monk was as light as a bird, flying among the dense and complicated trees.
This old monk looks burly, with a long white face and long hair, a brown monk's robe fluttering in the wind in the wild run, and occasionally when his feet exert force, he actually jumps up two feet in the air, which is so fierce that he does not look like a person.
And every now and then, the expression of his old face showed childlike joy.
Being able to get in touch with the "strange" outside of science can be imagined for "Zhang Kao", a traveler from the modern world, whose novelty can be imagined.
He has changed from a stick guy in his twenties to an old monk who is almost old, and this is the third day.
Through the memories of the original body of this body, I basically understood the situation.
This is the boundary of Zhenjiang, Jiangsu, and the original body of his possession is the mighty holy monk with great magical powers, one person fighting two pythons, and the host of Jinshan Temple - Fahai.
However, there is one thing that does not seem to be consistent with the cognition of the previous life, as we all know, "The Legend of the White Snake" happened in the Ming Dynasty, but the era at this time is indeed the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty.
This is obviously the year when Journey to the West began, and time and space are out of order?
But that's not a problem!
There is no doubt that now I can pinch and blow up a tank.
Feeling the strength in his body and the swiftness of his feet like a strong wind, the "newborn" Fahai was full of excitement......
After being an ordinary man for more than 20 years, when he woke up, he became a monk who moved mountains and reclaimed the sea, had vast magical powers, and was only half a step away from attaining the status of "arhat".
"It's so cool!"
He ran selflessly above the sea of turquoise trees, but at this moment.
"Oops~Come on~"
A sweet, greasy female voice interrupted Fahai in the middle of the show, and he stopped his body and swept his eyes in the direction of the sound.
I saw a woman in front of me sitting on the grass, as if she had broken her feet, and she was crying out incessantly.
Fahai hurriedly jumped down from above and stepped forward.
The woman was dressed in an emerald green shirt, with a delicate face, and at this moment she saw that her eyes were like silk, and her willow eyebrows were frowning, as if she was enduring the pain.
Seeing this woman's coquettish appearance, the old monk couldn't help but gasp, stretched out his hand and patted his shiny bald skull, which snapped.
"Huh...... Donor, ...... are you?"
Hearing Fahai's question, the woman's eyes lifted slightly, and then she stretched out her tender right hand.
"The little woman accidentally fell, thinking that she had twisted her foot, and the master helped me quickly. β
As she spoke, she quietly lifted the corner of her skirt on her right foot, revealing a piece of white and greasy skin.
Fahai glanced at it, but didn't dare to take her hand.
Problematic!
After more than 20 years of modern education, there are many low-level bloody episodes, and Fahai realized the problem at the first time.
Surrounded by the wilderness, far away from the city, such a weak woman in a splendid shirt suddenly appeared in this mountain forest......
It's nothing,
The point is, how sassy do you see her?
There are two plausible explanations.
Either the fairy jumps, or she's not human at all.
After all, this world is grimaceous, and anything can pop out.
"Master~ What are you still doing in a daze, come and help others. β
The voice is soft and waxy, and the sugar content is at least four pluses. Fahai's liver trembled, and when he saw the slightest charm of this woman, he only felt that his mouth was dry for a while, and his eyes were straight, and he didn't care about it at the moment.
"Alas, good, good!"
Fahai stepped forward and grabbed the woman's hand to pull her up, but before she could do anything, the woman threw herself into his arms as if she had no bones.
With a delicate body in his arms, Fahai only felt a fragrant wind penetrating into the seven orifices, and all six bodies were crispy for a while.
The Dharma body blessed by the Buddha's power couldn't stand it, and as soon as his steps softened, the two of them fell backwards together and sat on the ground.
, old girl, which one are you doing?
How can a senior virgin who has been more than 100 years old in his two lives can stand this situation? Fahai couldn't help but be in a state of confusion.
The woman's hands were like boneless snakes, encircling his old waist, and her charming face was close to his jaw, and her breath was like an orchid.
"I heard that you are a high monk, the little woman has admired Buddhism for a long time, and today I am fortunate to see it, and I am very happy. β
Fa Haixin said that this old lady really can't turn around when she speaks, and she doesn't have the reserve that women should have. We have to hold on, we can't get into her way.
"No, no, no, there is a difference between men and women, and Lao Wei is a disciple of Buddhism, how dare he cross it?"
The beautiful woman snorted and laughed, and said coquettishly:
"What are you afraid of, there is no one here, and your Buddha can't see it. As he spoke, his hands tightened his arms around his old waist.
Fahai only felt a hot breath rising from his lower abdomen, and his old face was soaked in embarrassment and shame, and gradually turned red.
"Female benefactor, please respect yourself, if you do this again, the old man, the old man can be ......"
The woman paid no heed to his threats, but said:
"I hate it~ I only see the donor when I call the donor, if the master doesn't dislike it, it's good to call someone else's name Xiaolian. β
"This ...... How can this work? I don't know you ......
The soft jade hand hugged it tighter.
"Oh Gan!!! Xiaolian...... Youβdon't you do that, I'm ...... I don't know how to refuse. Fahai tilted his head away in shame.
Seeing the old monk's embarrassed face, the smile on the woman's charming and delicate face became brighter, but her heart was cold.
"What a sanctimonious bald donkey, look at the old lady, this is taking your life, taking away your whole body, kill or bury!"
Her left hand touched the back of Fahai's head at some point, and her slender five fingers slid lightly.
At the end of the palm that was as white as jade, the original pink nails turned iron blue at this moment, and the top of the nails refracted the cold light of Sen Ran, as if it had the ability to penetrate the iron of the gold cave.
The limit of life and death is close at hand.
But at this time, the woman felt the old monk's body suddenly shiver.
Then, before she could react, the latter's body burst into flames and jumped away.
"Master, ...... you?"
"Audacity, you dare to confuse this seat with your little bit of Taoism, I can see at a glance that you are not human!!"
"Great Mighty Dragon!"
The sound of the Buddha suddenly appeared, Fahai's body suddenly burst into golden light, the brown monk's robe was blowing without wind, and the wind suddenly rose all around, and everything in heaven and earth was panicked.
This kind of power is really like the Heavenly Demon Lord, and he is the fierce god of Tai Sui in the world.
The suffocation of death instantly occupied the woman's consciousness, and she clearly knew that in the face of such a strong man, there was no way to survive, and she had to cast a demon spell to escape immediately.
"You still want to escape? You obviously didn't take me seriously! Look at my big Luo Jinpo!"
I saw Fahai take out an iron bowl out of nowhere and slap his head at the woman's skull.
The latter didn't even have time to make further movements, and the next moment he had already burst and collapsed to the ground.
Only this time, it's not as simple as a broken foot.
After she died, a red tail appeared from behind her, which turned out to be the fox Chengjing.
"It's just to play with you, are you serious?" Fahai sneered.
As the old saying goes, if you have been single for a long time, you can see that the old sow has double eyelids, let alone such a beautiful woman.
Although you can't really her, it's okay to play a little bit.
Raising the golden bowl in his hand, he was about to destroy the demon body of this fox spirit.
But at this moment.
"Amitabha, good, good, I thought I chose the wrong person, Fahai, you really didn't disappoint this seat. β
Above the nine heavens, a golden light was cast on the ground, and in this ** light, Guanyin Bodhisattva held a Yangzhi jade dew bottle, stepped on the twelve green lotus, and fell from the sky.