Chapter 67: What the hell are you!
Xiao Hai went out of Wuyu Town on the tenth day. Xiaohai went to Jiujiang as planned, and then took a boat upstream. All the way to the official road, but it is also smooth, but what Xiaohai regrets most now is that he did not go to the Tiger Camp to learn to ride a horse, I heard that the Kunlun Mountain road is far away, this walk will take at least three months, and the waterway can only shorten the time by one month.
Xiao Hai was eating in the small teahouse next to the official road, looking at the vehicles coming and going on the official road, he was still a little homesick in his heart, and he had not yet adapted to the fact that he had gone out by himself for the first time when he was so old. There are many pedestrians on the road, and Xiaohai can occasionally meet well-wishers along the way, the vendors who buy goods, the dart board of the darts, and those who have carriages are willing to take Xiaohai for a while.
Xiao Hai was fifteen years old, tall, fair-looking, dressed in green clothes, wearing a black belt with gold threads, and carrying a sword and a large package behind his back. When she went out, Aunt Jin not only packed food for Xiaohai but also packed three days' worth of food, which happened to be finished, otherwise the burden would be even bigger than this.
Xiaohai's face was childish, and at first glance, he looked like a student who went to study, and passers-by were willing to take it for a ride. The small teahouse is located next to a three-way intersection, and there are many people who are in a hurry, and there are many people who come to settle down, and business is booming.
Xiao Hai drank tea and looked at the people around him, there were several officials at the table next to him, pressing a prisoner, the prisoner was sitting on the ground in embarrassment, he couldn't see his face clearly, there was a bowl on the ground in front of him, and there was only one steamed bun in the bowl, and a few dried vegetables.
These officials are beef jerky fruit and wine, so they are uncomfortable. There is also a group of light men and women, more than a dozen people are dressed in purple robes, some are about the same age as Xiao Hai, and there are all kinds of weapons on Table Mountain, which sect should be a disciple. There are also men and women in their twenties and thirties, who should be team leaders. They talk and laugh so much.
There were a few tables next to him, more than 30 people, and there were people guarding a few big carts behind them, and there was a big 'dart' inserted in the car, Xiao Hai knew that this was a person from the dart game.
But Xiao Hai noticed that there was a person sitting under a tree next to the tea, that person had a green felt hat, a light cyan robe, some broken patches, holding a sword in his hand, and the felt hat couldn't see his face clearly. The first time Xiao Hai looked at him, the head turned around according to Xiao Hai, without looking up, as if Xiao Hai could be seen through the felt hat. Xiao Hai hurriedly lowered his head and drank his own tea.
The teahouse is not big, and these dozens of people can do it for the two little two. At this time, a bunch of people suddenly came, and Xiao Hai didn't raise his head to continue things.
I heard a voice behind me: "Xiao Er, five catties of good beef, two pots of the best wine, and one of the other dishes!"
"Ouch, a few guest officers are not coincidental, we are full, you should wait a little, and I will clean it up for you as soon as someone leaves." Do you think it's okay?"
One scolded: "Open your dog's eyes and see that this is the prince of Dali!"
The shopkeeper said: "Ouch, little prince, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, but now there is really no place!"
A person said loudly: "Isn't there only one person over there, let him go!" The shopkeeper hurriedly said in fright: "A few masters, everyone who comes is a guest, how can I drive the guests away, this will not be able to do my business in the future, it is a small business, and a few people are also magnanimous, so I will send you two more pots of wine later?"
The man just opened his mouth to scold, and the other person spoke: "Alas, Zhu Qing, everything is easy to discuss, don't be reckless!"
"Yes, little prince!" Xiao Hai drank tea, listening to someone walking towards him, he thought to himself, it can't be such a coincidence, is it my table? Sure enough, five people walked in front of him, all dressed in luxury, and one of them was about the same age as Xiao Hai, dressed in white silk and embroidered with elegant bamboo leaves. To tie a jade belt, hold an ivory fan, and face like mutton fat jade posture elegant.
Xiao Hai looked up at him, and the man came to Xiao Hai and saluted and said, "This friend, can you make it convenient and give me this table?"
Xiao Hai didn't stand up either, and said, "If the five of you don't dislike it, let's do it together, I'll leave after eating." β
The person next to him was also a young man, and he was also handsome, with the same robe, but his eyes were empty, and he didn't look at people and said: "What are you, you dare to make a table with our son!"
Shizi stopped him with a fan, then took out a broken gold from his sleeve and said, "How about I bought this table?"
Xiao Hai said: "Don't sell, either sit down or wait! Don't talk to me, disturb my dinner!"
Zhu Qing slapped the table and startled Xiao Hai, Zhu Qing scolded: "Don't be embarrassed! My family is polite to you to give you money to let you leave, get out now, or you will be polite!" Xiao Hai looked at a few people, and the son of the world in front of him didn't say a word, as if he was waiting for Xiao Hai's reaction.
Xiao Hai turned his head to the officials and said, "A few officials, they bully people, you don't care?"
The officials smiled and said: "Little brother, we are foreign officials and can't take care of things here, I advise you to leave, Dali is friendly with our country, and the prince has to give some face in our prefect, don't worry too much, or come here and let's eat together!"
Xiao Hai laughed and said, "Ouch, what's the way of the world!
Zhu Qing made a move in front of the mountain when he heard the minutes, but someone behind him shouted: "Wait!"
Everyone turned their heads to see that a young man came out of the group of students, in his twenties, gentle and elegant, which made Xiaohai instantly think of Wang Yaowen.
The man came over and hugged his fist at the prince and said, "Jiujiang Tianxiang Academy, Shang Ke, I have seen the prince!"
When the prince heard that it was Tianxiang Academy, he hugged his fists and saluted: "Duan Feng"
Shang Ke was surprised: "It turned out to be the second son, our Tianxiang Academy also has Dali to recruit students, and I want to recruit you the most, but I heard that you went to the capital, and then I heard that you are going to Xiaoxiang Academy?"
Duan Fengfeng said with a smile: "Hehe, thank you for the kindness of Tianxiang Academy, I did go to Xiaoxiang Academy." β
Zhu Qing smiled: "It's not because of Qiao Xiaoxiao. β
Xiao Hai was stunned for a moment, is this girl so likable? Shang Ke smiled and said: "Miss Qiao Er is both talented and beautiful, she is a rare beauty in the world, and she deserves the favor of the world!" Duan Yanfeng smiled and said nothing.
Shang Ke said with a smile: "If the prince doesn't dislike it, can he go and sit with us? β
Duan Fengfeng said with a smile: "Thank you, Brother Shang, but I haven't gotten anything that Duan has taken a fancy to, and I'm going to sit here today." β
After speaking, he turned to Xiao Hai and said, "Why are you willing to go?"
Xiao Hai didn't look at him and continued to eat. Duan Feng's face was a little unbearable, and just when he wanted to make a move, Xiao Hai burped, then turned around and shouted: "Little second brother, come here for two catties of cooked beef, wrap them up for me! You mosquitoes are too many, you can't stop eating!"
Xiao Er hurriedly ran over with a brown paper bag and said, "Little brother, I really can't lose it, these are the ones my brother sent to you, we can't afford to mess with these people, let's go." β
Duan Fengfeng sneered and said, "Count your knowledge, I won't take advantage of you in vain, the account is all mine!"
Xiao Hai didn't answer, and took out a piece of loose silver to the little second brother, Xiao Er bowed his head and thanked him, Xiao Hai turned around and said to Duan Feng: "This handsome guy, when I heard our storyteller talk about romance before, people like you will never be the protagonist, really, believe me!"
Zhu Qing scolded: "What are you talking about, stinky boy!" As he spoke, he was about to step forward and beat Xiao Hai, Xiao Hai pretended to be scared, and ran away, and the people behind him laughed. Xiaohai didn't care, throwing two catties of beef and hurrying leisurely.
Xiao Hai has been walking for more than an hour, the sunset has already set over the mountain, and it seems that he is going to spend the night in the field again, Xiao Hai has long been accustomed to it. But at this time, the sky suddenly became cloudy, obscuring the sky as if it were night.
Xiao Hai thought that it was going to rain, he hurriedly ran to find a place to shelter from the rain, but he didn't run a few steps before the downpour suddenly fell, Aunt Jin prepared a paper fan for him early, but the rain was too heavy and the lower half of his body was soaked not long after, depressed, and the umbrella was not easy to use, and his body was all wet. Xiao Hai walked with difficulty for half an hour, and suddenly a courtyard appeared in front of him, the yard was pitch black, and suddenly thunder sounded in the sky, and under the light of lightning, Xiao Hai saw that it was a dilapidated yard, and he couldn't see how big it was at all, the gate had collapsed, and most of the wall had collapsed. Xiao Hai wanted to hurry in and hide, dry his clothes, but Xiao Hai took two steps and suddenly stopped thinking, on the night of thunderstorms, lightning and thunder, isn't this a haunted house in Romance.
Xiao Hai shuddered when he thought of this. He said, "No, I don't want to be the protagonist of this kind of romance!
But there was no way, Xiao Hai still entered the yard hard, Xiao Hai took advantage of the lightning to see that the house in this yard was a little more complete, just enough to shelter from the rain.
Xiao Hai stopped and meditated in his heart: "God bless, Guanshi Bodhisattva or something, the disciple will go back and honor your masters!"
After speaking, Xiao Hai took out his twin swords and shouted: "The evil spirits retreat! Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law! Ahh
Xiao Hai slashed into the air a few times, Xiao Hai didn't know how to do tricks, so it looked a little funny. After the gesture, Xiao Hai put away his sword and strode into the house. There are a lot of leaks in the house, but there is still a very large area to shelter from the rain.
Xiao Hai came in and saw that it was an incense hall, for this Buddha, he couldn't see it at night, a lightning bolt came down, revealing a hideous face The door scared Xiao Hai back several steps.
Xiao Hai gasped and laughed at himself: "It's so embarrassing, being scared of this virtue by a Buddha statue." β
Xiaohai turned on the fire fold, walked up to the Buddha statue and shouted: "Wow, the Buddha statue is so mighty, no one sighs"
He walked to the back and shouted, "Wow, there's no one here, so will there be anyone in the corner, let's wait and see!"
Looking around, there is no big problem, but there is a pile of hay next to the Buddha statue, which is very smooth, and it is the best place in the whole house, Xiaohai calmed down. The wind was howling outside, and the rain was crackling on the roof and ground, and Xiaohai couldn't feel anything at this time.
Xiao Hai got some dry talents and dry wood to prepare for life, and suddenly a woman's cry sounded in the empty room! A little frightened, sat on the ground and climbed back a few feet, the fire fold fell to the ground, suddenly the thunder sounded again, the Buddha statue was reflected by the lightning more hideous, as if the sound was coming from his mouth, seeing Xiao Hai frightened out of shape, the house sounded a woman's laughter, the sound was sharp and piercing, as if to drill into Xiao Hai's head.
Xiao Hai stood up and drew his sword and scolded: "What kind of demons and monsters, don't show up soon!"
The woman's strange scream sounded in the room again, a figure flashed outside the window, Xiao Hai was unsettled at this time, and he couldn't catch it at all, plus the lightning and thunder outside, and the pouring rain, Xiao Hai just wanted to call his mother now.
Xiao Hai closed his eyes and said to himself: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid that there can't be ghosts in the world, it's impossible, it's all people who are doing it!
Thinking that Xiao Hai simply stopped opening his eyes, calmed down, and captured the source of the woman's voice, the woman's strange screams came and went, but it may have been seen that Xiao Hai had been standing still, and the window was crackling. Then suddenly the sound disappeared, leaving only the sound of heavy rain outside the house.
Xiao Hai suddenly opened his eyes, and an extra gold needle in his hand hit a big hole in the roof, and Xiao Hai's body flew out at the same time as he shot, and under the pillar of the big hole, he stabbed out with a sword. Sure enough, a figure suddenly flashed to the side.
Xiao Hai missed a sword and then ran towards the black shadow, the shadow was extremely fast, and it was never under Xiao Hai again, the shadow jumped up and down, avoiding Xiao Hai.
Xiao Hai shot out with a plum gold needle in his hand and shot out of the black shadow, the black shadow was by no means ambiguous, and flashed next to him, but Xiao Hai's eyes were faster, and Xiao Hai predicted the position when the black shadow moved, and the distance was directly shortened to a distance of two feet, Xiao Hai's sword flung back, and he kept his hand in the air to grab it, and then he was surprised to see the black shadow's body stop, and quickly shook his shoulder, and then turned around and suddenly shone on Xiao Hai's faΓ§ade is palm.
Xiao Hai didn't dodge at all, his hand directly grabbed the black shadow's wrist, and the other palm slapped directly at the black shadow's chest, Xiao Hai shot out almost at the same time with both hands, and after the hand slapped the black shadow's chest, Xiao Hai instantly felt wrong, the black shadow's chest was soft and round, and elastic, Xiao Hai subconsciously pinched it again, sure enough!
'I'll go, woman!'
Xiao Hai was stunned, the black shadow broke away and slapped Xiao Hai in the face.
Xiao Hai covered his face and shouted: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, how do I know that you are a mother!
Now the black shadow is chasing Xiao Hai all over the house, and Xiao Hai refuses to run out, what if the heavy rain pours down and catches the wind cold, the lightning and thunder are even more embarrassing. The black shadow chased Xiaohai for almost a stick of incense, and finally the two of them gasped in front of the Buddha statue, and the black shadow's tired hands were on his knees.
Xiao Hai stuck his waist and said, "Don't, don't chase it, I was wrong, I really didn't know you were a woman!"
The woman gasped: "You, you are talking nonsense, I was obviously a woman when I learned to scream, how could such a nice voice be a man!"
Xiao Hai was still panting heavily: "Then who knows, isn't it normal for strange people to make strange noises, besides, where can I care about carefully distinguishing in a hurry! In this way, you punch me, and we will both clear! If you don't dislike it, you can touch me?"
After speaking, Xiao Hai put his hands behind his back, and Da Yi Ling Ran's head tilted: "Come on!
The woman stepped forward and kicked Xiao Hai's crotch! Xiao Hai immediately lay on the ground and cried: "Daddy, the child is sorry for you!"
The woman was angry: "Don't pretend, I know that your internal strength is very evil, and I didn't hurt you at all!"
Xiao Hai got up with a smile and said, "Then we're clear!"
She turned around and ignored him angrily, and went to lie on the hay by herself without speaking. Xiao Haixin said that she made the flat hay for her. Xiao Hai took his luggage to the side with interest, and still found some hay and wood to make a fire.
At this time, the woman did not raise her head and said: "When the rain stops, it will roll, this is my place!"
Xiao Hai said while roasting his clothes: "Ao, I know, are you from this courtyard? It must be that the family was unfortunate and unjustly destroyed, and then you are left alone to guard here, waiting for the opportunity to show the snow to your family!"
The woman said coldly, "No." β
Xiao Hai said to himself: "No, this is usually written in the book." β
The woman turned her head and said, "Are you just entering the rivers and lakes? Like a fool, you are afraid of ghosts even though you are so good!"
Xiao Hai coughed dryly and said: "I heard a lot of our storytellers, so I thought of it, this atmosphere is too similar, if you are a female ghost, all the stories will make sense!"
The woman did it and lifted her hair: "Have you ever seen such a beautiful ghost?"
Xiao Hai saw by the light of the fire that the woman's face was covered with mud, and her ragged clothes were just enough to cover her body.
Xiao Hai trembled and said, "Little sister, it's been a long time since you've looked in the mirror!"
The woman was stunned for a moment, wiped her face and said, "I've been embarrassed recently, but you call me little sister, like how old you are!"
Xiao Hai took a painting and said, "You obviously haven't grown up!"
The woman's face turned red instantly when she heard this, Xiao Hai hurriedly The atmosphere in the room instantly became colder, and she was so frightened that she hurriedly said: "I was wrong, I was talking nonsense, big sister, sister Bu Tianxian, you see that I am also a newcomer, I don't understand the rules, you beat and scolded and scolded, let me go, my shoulder is really about to break!"
The woman let go of her hand, put Xiao Hai on the ground with one foot, and said, "The prodigal son!
Xiao Hai climbed to the fire and said, "Don't worry, I'll leave as soon as the rain stops!"
The woman said, "Don't talk about tonight's affairs! Otherwise, I'll chop off your tongue, Yan Xiaohai!"
Xiao Hai was surprised: "How do you know my name?!"
The woman smiled coldly: "The swordsman Yan Xiaohai wants to enter the house to arrest the bad guys, ouch, what a hero." β
Xiao Hai's face was black and he didn't want to speak. Xiao Hai roasted his clothes, took out the beef, and was just about to eat it, Xiao Hai turned his head to see that the woman was waiting for the meat in his hand, and then her stomach was still growling. Xiao Hai smiled, handed it over, and hesitated when he looked at the woman, but as if he had made up his mind to rush over and gnaw it in a big gulp.
Xiaohai was amused, handed over a pot of water, the woman seemed to be really hungry, the woman said while eating: "You kid, yes, not a bad person, although you are a perverted embryo, but when you meet a fairy like this girl, it is normal to have a good heart, as long as you don't say anything about tonight, I will never pursue it!"
Xiao Hai smiled and said: "Heavenly Fairy Woman, I don't even know what your name is, what am I going out to say? I met a woman named Hanako with strong martial arts in the broken courtyard? You can't be a beggar, right?"
The woman shook her hand and said, "No, you just remember that I fell from the sky, don't worry about the rest!"
At this time, there was a sudden sound of horses barking outside the yard, and Xiaohai and the woman looked at each other.
Xiaohai said: "Don't be nervous, eighty percent is here to avoid the rain, you can eat your meat with peace of mind!"
The woman looked at the serious Xiaohai and nodded, and in an instant the lady got up and began to tear the meat with her hands.
The horse's barking finally stopped in the courtyard, and someone shouted at the door: "Tianxiang Academy, I want to borrow a precious place to shelter from the rain, and I hope to accept it." β
As soon as the words fell, someone pushed open the door, and Xiao Hai saw that it was Tianxiang Academy.