32. Stew goose in an iron pot
When Tang Xibai opened his eyes, he found himself in a fenced courtyard.
It was lying down, in the vegetable field in the courtyard, and when I turned my head, I could see the green rape.
This strange way of teleportation is really in the same vein.
Sit up.
Tang Xibai's mind was still a little confused, and he seemed to have some more memories that didn't belong to him.
Yan Bolan?
The lord of the Peerless City?
Don't make trouble, I'm an authentic girl with a beautiful face, how can I have the memory of a big man.
So what exactly does that teleportation array do?
By the way, what about Xiaomo?
Tang Xibai was about to turn his head to look for it.
Suddenly felt that something was moving behind him, and although the wind was small, it was still discovered by Tang Xibai.
Tang Xibai didn't need to turn his head to know that it wasn't Xiaomo, if it was Xiaomo, he would definitely call Miss as soon as he woke up.
So Tang Xi didn't hesitate, a lazy donkey rolled, and grabbed the other party with his hand forward.
This is version 2.0 of the Blue Star Peerless ,——.
As soon as the thing was in his hands, it was slender and soft, and Tang Xibai had goosebumps all over his body.
If you hadn't seen what it was, and you didn't feel cold in your hands, I'm afraid you would have thrown it out with your hand.
"Quack!"
The things in his hands were lifted and shouted unhappily.
"Duck?" Tang Xibai pinched its neck and said in front of him, "No, the duck's neck is not so long or heavy." ...... Stewed goose in an iron pot?"
Stewed goose in an iron pot?
The big white goose seemed to be able to understand Tang Xibai's words, and struggled even more.
The wide wings flapped with a whirl, and the wind that fanned up was like a small tornado, blowing all the vegetables in the vegetable field crookedly, but not even Tang Xi's white hair was blown.
"You bad woman, let me go, ga!"
"Ah, the talking goose. Tang Xi's white hand moved, and he pinched it tighter.
The big white goose was pinched so much that he rolled his eyes a little, Tang Xibai let go, but still didn't let go of it.
"It's a pity, why do you want to talk, you can't stew...... Alas!"
"You woman still want to go out, kill me, you don't want to go out again. "The big white goose breathed freely and hurriedly threw out the weight.
"What kind of place is this?" Tang Xibai asked.
She had already turned her head around to look around, completely unfamiliar with the environment, and didn't know where she and Xiaomo had been teleported.
"By the way, what about the girl I'm with?"
"You let me go first. ”
"You speak first!"
"You let me go first!"
"Say!" Tang Xibai shook his hand hard, and the big white goose felt suffocated again.
"She's fine, but on the contrary, she can get benefits. ”
"Take me to her. ”
"No, I can't. The big white goose immediately objected, "She is being tested now, don't try to find her until she comes out." ”
Tang Xibai squinted his eyes, thinking about whether what the big white goose said was true or false.
"Let go of me, as long as you don't stew me in an iron pot, this goose won't trouble you. ”
Tang Xibai glanced at it and let go of her hand, she decided to believe it first.
If there's anything wrong with Xiaomo, it has to stew this goose.
"What is this place, and why am I here?"
After the big white goose landed on the ground, it ran five meters away with its wings outstretched, turned around and shouted: "You bad woman dare to pinch my neck, and you still want to stew me in an iron pot, why should I tell you!"
"Tell you, without me, you don't want to come up with the world of this realm, quack!"
"Domain World?" Tang Xibai muttered.
"That's right, this is the world of the realm, the illusion of reality, both real and illusory, want to go out, beg me!"
Tang Xibai smiled and looked at the bamboo house, "I don't know if there is an iron pot in the house, I am so hungry suddenly." ”
The big white goose closed its mouth, tilted its head, and stared straight at Tang Xibai with one eye.
The little black bean-like eyes revealed a thoughtful look.
may find that you can't see whether Tang Xibai really wants to stew or is joking, and he is a little angry.
"Woman, you have angered me, I must teach you a lesson today. ”
The big white goose spread its wings and flapped it a few times, and the fierce wind blew towards Tang Xibai.
Tang Xibai stood still, his palm pushed forward, but when the wind reached him, he couldn't get close, and was blocked by the spiritual power released from outside.
The big white goose flattened its body, stretched its neck, and rushed towards Tang Xibai while flapping its wings.
The golden beak went straight to Tang Xibai's calf.
Tang Xibai has never been bitten by a small animal, and this big white goose is not an ordinary poultry, of course Tang Xibai can't let it bite.
So on one side of the body, he dodged the attack of the big white goose, and reached down and grabbed it.
"Quack, let go of me, you bad woman. ”
Tang Xibai grabbed it by the neck and threw it far away.
Unexpectedly, the big white goose turned its head and lowered its body again, stretched its neck and rushed over.
Tang Xibai dodged on one side again.
Hands probe, grasp, lift, throw.
The big white goose lowered itself again, stretched its neck and rushed over.
Tang Xibai dodged on one side.
Hands probe, grasp, lift, throw.
This process was repeated for a long time.
Finally, Tang Xibai didn't want to play anymore, so he didn't throw it out after grabbing it again, but firmly pinched its neck and picked it up in a circle, throwing up the big windmill.
The cries of the great white geese have changed their voices.
"Ga ~ Ga ~ Ga ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "
After dozens of turns, as soon as Tang Xibai let go, the big white goose flew out.
When it finally fell to the ground, it was estimated that it already had Venus and mosquito coil eyes.
I couldn't stand on my feet when I was shaky, and I used my wings to prop up the ground from time to time.
Tang Xibai was not much better, like the amount of a glass of wine but drank a bottle of wine, the world shook, and he sat on the ground and lowered his head to support his forehead.
The big white goose still wanted to take a bite of Tang Xibai, and walked towards Tang Xibai on a wave-shaped route...... Left.
I was so dizzy that I thought I was there before I got close, and the flattened beak pecked the stone steps.
Click.
The hard stone steps were pecked into a big hole, and the hole was very deep, because the whole head and a part of the neck of the big white goose were squeezed into it.
Tang Xibai didn't have time to be surprised, but he saw the big white goose struggling backwards, and the wings and feet were used.
But the head hasn't been pulled out yet......
You can see how hard it pecked just now.
"Poof, hahaha......"
Tang Xibai almost burst out laughing.
It's the first time I've seen such a stupid goose.
Seeing that it was about to commit suicide if it couldn't pull out its head again, Tang Xibai stepped forward and condensed a disposable flying sword, smashing the surrounding stones, and finally rescued the stupid goose.
The big white goose shook his head, and it didn't seem to have forgotten to talk about Tang Xibai.
As soon as the long neck was lowered, he heard Tang Xibai say: "If you provoke me again, I will break your neck and stew." ”
The big white goose staggered, and its hard beak almost stuck into the ground again.
With his wings folded, the big white goose craned his long neck and said in a contemptuous tone of a domineering president: "Woman, you have successfully attracted my attention. ”
Tang Xibai turned his head and walked towards the bamboo house.
"I still want to eat stewed goose in an iron pot. ”