Chapter 249: The Golden Monkey's Witty Words Explain Cause and Effect, and the Holy Monk Resurrects Gao Cuilan!
"Know so much!"
"Senior brother, you're so smart!"
For a while, Wen Hou had countless thoughts in his heart that wanted to praise the monkey, but the monkey didn't look at it, and stared directly at Old Madam Gao, "Old Madam, your past life was not simple, are you interested in listening to the Great Sage?"
The old lady looked at the monkey and was a little desperate, "Don't!"
"How can I not want it? Such a wonderful plot, my master didn't dare to write it!" the monkey laughed, "Legend has it that Wu Gang's wife, Mrs. Huayang of the Huayang clan, had an affair with Emperor Yan's grandson, Boling, and Wu Gang killed Boling in a fit of rage, thus angering the Emperor Yan of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, and was sent to the moon to cut down the tree of immortality. But the laurel tree is cut down as soon as it is chopped, and every time Wu Gang chops an axe, the branches and leaves cut by the axe will grow back into the tree, and after so long, Wu Gang still has not been able to cut down the laurel tree. β
Wu Gang's wife felt guilty and ordered her three sons to become toads, rabbits and snakes to fly to the moon to accompany Wu Gang. In order to help his father cut down the laurel tree as soon as possible, the jade rabbit kept mashing the cut branches and leaves, the jade toad couldn't help cheering for Wu Gang, but the snake looked at his father, very sad, the snake went down to find Wu Gang's wife privately, and sent Wu Gang's wife to Guanghan Palace with the art of life, but unfortunately, the snake originally wanted Wu Gang's wife to take away the Chang'e fairy, so as to achieve the long-term stay with Wu Gang, and resolve the grievances of his parents, but unfortunately, Chang'e is the immortal Xi and the heir of Taiyin, and it is not at all ordinary people can take away, Wu Gang's wife is helpless, turned into the spirit of the laurel tree, and Wu Gang cut down the laurel tree all day long, and every axe is cut on his wife, his wife knew that she was guilty of Wu Gang, and she didn't squeak, so the husband and wife, one was cut and the other was cut, and so on for millions of years, until the heavenly court collapsed, the laurel tree fell, and Chang'e was degraded, Wu Gang was finally freed, and Wu Gang finally brought the Jade Emperor Lao'er out of power. β
"Wu Gang planned to find a peaceful place and go into hiding, and in order to renew the relationship with Wu Gang, you became the appearance of the previous generation of Chang'e, and then entered Gao Laozhuang, back and forth, and Wu Gang met each other, becoming today's husband and wife. β
Madame Gao looked at the golden monkey and muttered, "Aren't the fiery eyes only able to see the true and the false and the hypocritical?
"Thisβ" the monkey thought for a moment, "my fiery eyes have changed the engine, and my heart is now a palm of the Buddha, do you know the Five Finger Mountain? Now in my heart, so I have also fused some of the supernatural powers of the Buddha, and it is normal to be able to see the past in it." β
Mrs. Gao looked at the monkey and said, "What do you want?"
The monkey said, "Give him my junior brother's treasure, and I will keep this secret for you, and I won't tell your husband, you are the wife of Huayang Clan, Mrs. Huayang, who married him back then!"
Madame Gao said in a low voice, "Impossible! If you give him the canopy, then my husband will be in danger, and you will definitely kill him!"
Wen Hou pinched Mrs. Gao's neck, "It's like if you don't say it now, my master won't be able to kill your husband!"
The monkey on one side said, "Senior brother, don't raise the bar this one, although my grandson can't get used to Wu Gang, but I have to say that it is indeed impossible to overthrow Wu Gang with our current strength, even if the master transforms into a powerful golden dragon, he can't kill Wu Gang." β
Wen Hou said, "Senior brother, what do you mean?"
The monkey hugged his shoulder, "Although Wu Gang is the same as the little white dragon, he was cuckolded, but I have to say that this old dog's qualifications are really strong! He is a witch! He is the same witch as Hou Yi, and the Wu clan is best at refining the body, Wu Gang has been cutting trees in the Guanghan Palace for so many years, and the Wu clan's refining body has long reached the limit, pure physical fighting, without the assistance of magic weapons, and he can't beat him if he changes to a god master, which is why Guanyin doesn't come, let's send him to death, Guanyin can't beat Wu Gang at all." β
Wen Hou hesitated, "This, what should I do?" Wu Gang was just in front of him, and the woman behind him refused to let go, are we just trapped here?"
"I can't say I'm stuck here. The monkey paced towards the Gao Family Dining Hall, "Because, I already know where your magic treasure is?"
Wen Hou hurriedly followed, "Where are you hiding?"
"The most dangerous place is the safest place. Sun Wukong kicked open the door of the house, and then pointed to the boudoir in the house, "Gao Cuilan's couch is your treasure!"
The greeting followed in, and in the boudoir, the red veil was flying, as if it was a candle night in the cave room, and in front of the boudoir, there was a crystal clear blue battle armor on the couch, and next to the blue battle armor, there was a palm-sized crystal blue token.
Seeing this, Wen Hou hurriedly walked in, "Tianhe Battle Armor!"
"Wait!"
Mrs. Gao followed behind, "Tianpeng, don't go near that thing! That thing is cursed by my daughter, and if you move, you will die!"
"If you say die, you die?" Tianpeng didn't care, and raised his hand to put on the battle armor.
The golden figure dispersed, and the monkey stopped in front of the canopy, "Hey, Mrs. Huayang didn't lie to you, you will really die if you touch it, at least you will die now, you will forget all the memories of this life, including the master, Datang, me, and then turn back to the ruthless Zhu Bajie who is the enemy of me." β
Tianpeng said, "Are you afraid that I will beat you?"
The monkey stroked his hair and said, "I'm afraid that you will be beaten by the master!"
At this moment, the ground shook, and there was a loud sound of footsteps outside the door.
What's going on?
Did Wu Gang call?
The group hurriedly turned around and cut down, only to see the place at the door, Fahai was bareshouldered, and the golden tattoos on his back were burning, and in Fahai's right hand, he dragged a huge man who was three feet tall, the man had a huge black skin and a huge mouth, rough facial features, and looked like a small Pangu, and it could be seen that he was not a human, but a witch.
Fahai waved his hand, Wu Gang's arm was thrown aside, Fahai glanced at the people in the courtyard, and then stared at Mrs. Huayang, "You are Mrs. Gao?"
Mrs. Gao looked at Fahai, who was tattooed naked, her face turned pale, "You, how did you do it, my husband is a Wu clan, how could the Wu clan be defeated in a physical state......
Fahai's eyes were flat, " Although the poor monk is reluctant to admit it, but I have to say that he is the first tricky beat-resistant player that the poor monk has encountered since his debut, especially endurance, endlessly, an old man splitting the car, the tree cutting posture can cut the poor monk from three hundred and sixty angles, which can be called an insoluble, however, it is only unsolvable, it is not yet time to defeat the poor monk, now Wu Gang has hit the street, the poor monk is in a hurry, please you can quickly return the equipment of my second apprentice to him, and the curse above is lifted, so that we can go to the west to learn the scriptures. β
Mrs. Gao said resentfully, "Does the mage think that if he recovers my husband, he will be able to get the magic weapon? This magic weapon has been cursed by my daughter, and whoever moves it will lose his soul and destroy his soul, and no one can come unless my daughter understands it herself." β
Fahai raised his hand, only to see the wind in the boudoir, and the next moment the boudoir was extremely messy, and in the face of the place, the Tianhe battle armor and token in front of Wen Hou were gone.
On the boudoir bed, there was only a white bone hand tied with red silk threads, and the white bone fingers were smeared with red nails, which was extremely dazzling.
Wen Hou took a step back, "This, what's going on?"
Sun Monkey said, "This is a trick, it looks like a battle armor, but it's actually a curse, when you pick up this thing, the soul will be devoured, and the gods won't be able to save you at that time." β
"Immortals can't, but Buddhas can. Fahai walked towards the white bone finger.
The monkey on one side hurriedly said, "Master, what are you going to do?"
Fahai said, "Let Miss Gao Cuilan and Wen Hou get married." β
The monkey said, "But, master, that Gao Cuilan has been dead for many years, and now there is only one hand bone left, you can't let this hand bone marry the second junior brother!"
Fahai said, "My Buddha is compassionate, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
Fahai waved his hand, and Goku smashed directly through the wall and flew out.
Fahai looked at the white bone red line on the boudoir bed, chanted silently, and said in a merciful voice, "Amitabha, poor monk Fahai, passing by Gao Laozhuang, listening to the Zen of Wanling Heart, I feel that Miss Gao has done for Gao Laozhuang's blessing for thousands of years, I am very moved, the poor monk is willing to use the magic power of Weibo to help Miss recover in the flesh, become an adult with white bones, and recreate the body of Nirvana!"
Speaking of this, Fahai pressed it with one hand, and when Fahai's hand was about to touch the white bone skeleton hand, Mrs. Huayang finally didn't hold back, "Master, don't disturb your daughter, please!"
Fahai looked back at Madame Gao, " In the past, the heavenly court fell apart, all souls were chaotic, and Gaojiazhuang suffered from the unprecedented demon disaster, and at that time Zhu Bajie had left, Gao Laozhuang only Gao Cuilan could urge Zhu Bajie to leave the Tianhe battle armor and Tianhe token, so Miss Gao Cuilan inherited the power of Tianshuai and came to seize the Tianhe battle armor one by one, this is not an equal-weight battle after all, those demons are menacing, but it is hundreds of years, Miss Gao Cuilan died of incense, before dying, in order to protect the Gao family, and turned the dry bones into magic weapons, refined into soldiers, and resisted foreign demons, now I don't know how many years, the former dry bones are only left with this hand bone, this hand bone is Gaojiazhuang's biggest reliance, It is also the root of resisting the alien demon, if this hand bone also disappears, there will be no more Gao Cuilan in this world......"
The monkey crawled back from outside and said, "I'm set, master, you know everything how busy you are!"
Fahai said, "The poor monk cultivates with five hearts, and there is his heart through the five hearts, and mortals can know at a glance what they think, what is this? Compared to what you want to kill the poor monk, Gao Cuilan's matter is not a matter at all." β
Sun Monkey sneered and said, "In this case, then master, you continue to die, I'll go outside and watch! β
The golden Buddha light on Fahai's left hand was emanating, and the whole room was full of light.
Fahai said, "Delegates, please follow the poor monk's apprentice to guard outside the door, and wait for the moment when the poor monk turns Miss Gao, there will definitely be a big demon who will take the opportunity to take the Tianhe battle armor and Tianhe token, you must keep it, the poor monk is the first time to cast a spell and live with white bones, the technology is very immature, if you are disturbed, it is very likely that Miss Gao Cuilan's life is really gone." β
Mrs. Huayang was extremely grateful, "Please, Holy Monk!"
After saying this, Huayang shouted angrily at Wen Hou, "You dead pig demon, why don't you go with me to guard Gaojiazhuang?"
Wen Hou sneered and wanted to go out with him.
As soon as he walked through the door, Wu Gang, a man from the Wu clan who was three feet tall, turned over, Wu Gang pulled Wen Hou's shoulders and stood up, "It hurts me, mage, can you put my face up next time you pull my arm, although I won't be hurt, it will hurt." β
Huayang glanced at Wu Gang, "You, are you okay?"
Wu Gang looked at Huayang, his eyes were complicated, and he didn't know how to speak for a while.
"Master, master is here!"
The white dragon horse and the sand monk ran upright, and saw Mrs. Huayang and Wu Gang head-on, the white dragon horse was not angry, and said, "I said that you two are interesting, is it interesting? A green hat, what is there to see, look at me, I was taken a green hat, the Three Realms all know, the princess of all saints is still messing with the nine-headed worm now, and I haven't seen Xun Short-sighted! Now I'm still alive and heartless, what do you two can't see? Old husband and wife, don't see the outside like this!"
Bai Longma's words made Wu Gang slightly moved, "Prince Ao Lie, what you say is reasonable. β
Bailongma pulled Mrs. Huayang's hand and Wu Gang's hand together with his hooves, "Okay, let's go and guard Gao Laozhuang, here I and Senior Brother Sha are guarding, foolproof." β
"Good!"
"Let's go!"
Sha Seng watched Mrs. Huayang and Wu Gang go away, and admired Bailongma for a while, "Fourth junior brother, although I usually look down on you, but the way you poked yourself and performed for others just now is really super handsome!"
The white dragon horse didn't speak, just sat there quietly, just like a human, very weird.
Is it thinking about the Halloween Princess?
At this moment, there was a sudden shock in the room, and a terrifying golden light roared out, and a huge spiritual pressure shattered like a prison cage, and with a bang, it exploded in all directions.
In the huge spiritual pressure shock wave, above the boudoir, a golden figure of the Buddha condensed, and the Buddha had the face of a Xu Xian, with a warm face, a bald head and a bare body.
"The master has begun. Sha Seng said to himself, "I have to increase the guard, go!"
Sha Seng waved his hand, and a paper-cut villain flew out, and the paper man turned into a Xuanmen disciple in a yellow shirt in the wind, standing on the courtyard wall, the sky, and the door, protecting the entire backyard impermeable.
Far away outside Gao Laozhuang, dark clouds were boiling, and in the dark clouds and flames, Brother Guanyin stood up, Guanyin looked at the layers of dark clouds above his head, and said with a smile, "Donor, here!"
Under the dark clouds, a black figure loomed, "Guanyin! β
Guanyin smiled, "How sure is the donor about taking the Tianhe Battle Armor this time?"
The black-robed shadow smiled, "Very!"
"The donor has spoken. Guanyin said, "From the poor monk's point of view, there is not a single point! The Tianhe battle armor will finally return to the real master, and the donor's dream of manipulating Tianhe will be completely shattered this time." β
The black-robed figure said, "Bodhisattva, Gao Cuilan's last hand bone is shattered, and the last of the Gao family's defenses is gone, do you think that just relying on that half-crippled Great Witch Wu Gang and that demigod ancestor Lady Huayang can stop this seat?"
Guanyin said, "Under the throne of Wutian, there are many talents, and the poor monks naturally dare not underestimate it, but under my Buddhism, there are also Buddhas, and the people who learn the scriptures Fahai are in Gao Laozhuang, and the donor goes this time, you must be careful, my junior brother has always been, kill or bury." β
"Haha, my black robe will be afraid of him Fahai?"
After speaking, the black clouds roared in the sky, and they all converged towards the high old village.
Guanyin looked at the black robe that had never returned, his face returned to the appearance of hanging air, and the corners of his mouth twitched, as if to say, stupid arm! Go die! Fahai even killed a female incarnation of a poor monk, if he can't kill you, I, Guanyin, have your surname!