Chapter 267: Not Dead Yet?!
"Don't cut it!"
Zhan Qianwu hurriedly put down the gun, her eyes red: "Count me begging you, help me save the spark, I can't lose it!" I promise, as long as you help me this time, I will give you whatever you want!"
"Give everything?" Feng Zhiping rubbed his chin, "I want to divorce your sister, can you help me?"
"No way!"
Zhan Qianwu didn't think about it, and after speaking, he remembered why he was not vain and wronged, and regretted it, so he quickly slowed down his tone: "It's impossible to ask me to help, but I can promise not to interfere!"
"Cut, you couldn't stop me originally, if you don't help, it's in vain!" Feng Zhiping scoffed.
"So what do you say?"
As soon as the words fell, there was a cracking sound behind him, Zhan Qianwu turned his head suddenly, but saw that the sparks were tossed and not only failed to pull out the front legs, but even the hind legs were sunk in, leaving only a few bridges under his body to support his body, and his chin barely reached the bridge plate opposite, not daring to move, looking at this side pitifully.
"Spark!" Zhan Qianwu thought about it, but fear made her legs not obey, so she could only support her body with a gun and said sadly, "Spark, you hold on, I'll come over immediately, I will definitely be able to save you!"
Ho-ho, roar~!!
The answer was Gou Anjie's inhuman roar, and the guy seemed to be laughing.
He didn't make a sound, Zhan Qianwu, who was dazed, almost forgot him, and when he looked at it, he saw him squeezing on the bridge and crawling forward with his hands and feet, and his huge size squeezed the ropes on both sides to bulge outward, as if he would break at any time, and every time he climbed, the bridge board would let out an overwhelmed moan, and the bridge body shook even more.
"It's coming, the spark can't hold on, and it's really too late if you don't make a move!"
Zhan Qianwu's voice was nasal, his eyes were red, and he was going to bring pear blossoms and rain when he saw it, and he was afraid that a man would agree to his request.
But Feng Zhiping is not.
It's not that he's hard-hearted, it's that he knows too well how terrible this woman is.
Now she has lost her combat effectiveness by relying on the geographical advantage, and once she returns to the flat ground, she can play him to death a thousand times with one finger.
"You have done your best to save your horse..."
Before he finished speaking, the sound of horses' hooves sounded, and Oolong rushed over.
"Bastard!
Feng Zhiping was in a hurry, but Oolong didn't listen at all, only to see it jumping behind the spark with light steps on the bridge board that was no problem, and poking out the butt with the spark on its head to push it up.
"Feng Zhiping, your horses have a conscience better than yours, and you are not even as good as a brute!" Zhan Qianwu was so excited that he immediately ridiculed Feng Zhiping.
"I'll push your lungs, see the dog's thing!" Feng Zhiping exploded his lungs, but then laughed again.
After all, the oolong is a horse, and the location is not suitable, and it is useless to stretch his neck and arch his face, but it seems to be taking advantage.
Zhan Qianwu also discovered this, the mockery stopped abruptly, and looked over with a sad face, this time the tears were more pitiful than Fang Cai, and Feng Zhiping rolled his eyes.
Damn, this female overlord is also a drama spirit!
Suddenly, Gou Anjie jumped up and flew a long distance before climbing the rope bridge like an ape.
He tried the strength of the rope and switched to the fastest way, which was convenient for him, but he suffered from the first few people, and the two of them were immediately bounced.
"Help!!"
Zhan Qianwu shouted and hugged a rope and didn't let go, Feng Zhiping fell nearby, and turned back to the bridge with his strength.
The spark's body sank, and it didn't fall back into place after it was not too high, and the oolong was miserable, his feet slipped and almost fell, and he opened his mouth to bite the spark's tail in a hurry, half of his body was suspended in the air and trembled, and the poor Chong Feng Zhiping hummed.
"Idiot, how many times have I told you, there is a knife on the head of the color word, but I don't listen, now it's cool, right?
Feng Zhi scolded calmly, but scolded and scolded, the horse was still saved, after all, it was a treasure horse, and he had to rely on it to run away when he turned around.
Holding the sword of Chaolu under his arm, he stepped on the bridge board that was no problem and leaned towards the oolong, but he didn't go far before he saw Gou Anjie jump up again.
"Grass, it's addictive, isn't it?"
This time he was prepared, Feng Zhi fell back to the bridge smoothly, and when he looked forward, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
Gou Anjie played a big deal this time, he didn't grasp it when he fell, and he almost fell, and now he was grabbing the rope with one hand and trying to climb up. If everything can be executed according to the original plan, now the left sword and the right sword will cut the bridge rope, this guy will fall properly, and all nine lives will have to be played.
Dead woman, why are you afraid of heights!
And Oolong's situation is even more embarrassing, the spark honestly fell back to its original position along the way, nothing happened, it was good, I wanted to push the boat to get out of trouble, and I didn't want to think about what size I was!
As a result, I didn't get out of the trap, and I almost didn't go down the bridge, and at this time, the front legs and hind legs were pulled to the limit and stepped on the bridge boards on both sides, and the bottom of my body was empty, and I didn't dare to move, and I could say goodbye at any time.
"Stupid stupid stupid! Why did I take such a stupid horse from you! Don't hum, save your strength, I'll be there right away!"
Feng Zhiping scolded and quickened his pace, and jumped behind Oolong.
Over there, Gou Anjie had already climbed up, climbing the rope with both hands and feet to slow down.
Feng Zhiping was worried that he would be a demon again, so he didn't dare to delay, so he inserted his sword into the bridge board, and pushed his palms flat with all his strength towards the oolong's buttocks.
"Up!"
The oolong took off in response to the situation, and the clever one seized the opportunity to stop and ran back to the other side of the bank.
And Feng Zhiping used too much force, and the bridge plate under his feet broke instantly, he had already prepared, grabbed the Chaolu sword with one hand, grabbed the bridge rope with the other hand, and turned it over lightly, no matter how the rope shook, he stood on it.
Breathing a sigh of relief, wiping the cold sweat, and about to turn back, Zhan Qianwu begged to come over.
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"Don't save it, it's boring!" Feng Zhiping simply moved his arm twice exaggeratedly to prove it.
Zhan Qianwu couldn't wait to cut him with a thousand knives, but she couldn't help it, and she could only say loudly in a hurry: "Okay, I promise you, I will help you get out of the marriage!"
"What?" Feng Zhiping was stunned, "You said to withdraw from the marriage? You want to help me get out of the marriage? What you said is true?"
"Really!" Zhan Qianwu gritted her teeth and nodded.
Anyway, I don't like Feng Zhiping, and Feng Zhiping has made up his mind, let's quit the marriage, and the third sister can choose a good match for her heart, as for helping, let's go through this level first, how to help when the time comes, how much to help, whether to really help or to help, isn't it up to me?
Zhan Qianwu's little abacus is very good.
Feng Zhiping was so smart that he naturally thought of this, and immediately shouted: "You swear, with the reputation of your Zhan family!"
Zhan Qianwu pointed forward: "It's too late! Be careful!"
Hurriedly glanced back, Gou Anjie eased up, and was making a gesture to do it again, if it was still as far away as before, this time he would jump in front of him.
"Dog day is a flea, I wish you slippery hands and feet, and there are no bones left!"
Feng Zhiping scolded and jumped to the side of the spark, bit the hilt of the sword with his teeth, and inserted his hands under the spark in the empty space, the spark was very smart, and took the initiative to raise his body to let Feng Zhiping's hand go deeper.
After a while, Gou Anjie smashed down, and the spark and Feng Zhiping bounced up, and at the moment of bounce, Feng Zhiping seized the opportunity to exert his strength and lifted the spark up.
The four hooves finally got out of trouble, the spark hissed excitedly, and after falling back to the bridge deck, he ran non-stop along the road that Oolong had walked to the opposite bank, but Feng Zhiping did not follow.
Turning around and looking at Gou Anjie who was clumsily climbing back on the rope, Feng Zhiping smiled sneeringly and raised his sword high.
"Xiao Gou, goodbye, I will say hello to your brother on your behalf, you can rest assured that you can't die well. ”
With that, the sword fell, and one of the four main cables was suddenly broken.
"Wait, wait, I haven't gone there yet!"
Zhan Qianwu shouted behind her back, Feng Zhiping looked back, and saw her sitting on the ground holding the rope she had just cut and trembling, and she was speechless.
"Eldest sister, you're running!"
"I, I have weak legs! Why did you cut this rope first, what did you cut me and help me go back? You, you bastard!" Zhan Qianwu roared, incoherent, she had never been so embarrassed as she was today, and she was still in front of a very nasty person.
Feng Zhiping really wanted to leave it alone, but he could only think about it, and said helplessly: "I cut it with my hand, who knew that I would be held by you." Come on, don't be verbose, climb back without a rope, I'll cut the bridge after dozens of strokes, and after ten strokes!"
After saying that, it was another sword, and the main cable that was used as a guardrail on the other side was also broken, and the two main cables were damaged in a row, and the soft bridge without the guard suddenly shook even more, Zhan Qianwu couldn't help it anymore, and cried out.
"You liar! You haven't even started counting, why did you cut it! I hate you!"
"Mmmm, hate it, hate it, anyway, it's not been a day or two since you hated me. Feng Zhiping raised his left hand without looking back, and shook his five fingers weakly, "There are five left, hurry up, I'm already hungry and thirsty when I fight the sword!"
"Bastard, isn't it ten strokes, why is it five!"
"I counted it in my heart. ”
"No, count again, start counting from ten!"
"It's too late!" Seeing that Gou Anjie was about to jump again, Feng Zhiping decisively slashed down with a sword, "Five-four-three-two-one, go you!"
One of the main cables carrying the bridge plate was broken, and the remaining auxiliary ropes could not bear the force, and the bridge deck twisted and skewed.
"Feng Zhiping, I hate you!!" Zhan Qianwu shouted and jumped hard, rushed to the shore before the bridge deck crooked, and half-knelt on the ground with a gun and gasped.
"After eating, I scolded the cook, and said that I have no conscience, you dead woman has the most conscience!"
The golden rooster was independent on the last main cable, Feng Zhiping smiled at Gou Anjie, who was panicked, and did not do it immediately, but turned around and ran towards the opposite bank.
Gou Anjie's reaction was half a beat slower, and he hurriedly climbed the rope like an ape and climbed forward with all his might, but how could he climb fast, and when Feng Zhiping ran to the opposite shore and turned around slowly, he still had ten feet from the shore.
"Farewell. Feng Zhiping smiled and waved his hand, and cut off the last main cable without hesitation, "To be a smart person in the next life, the standard of being smart is not to go against me, remember? Hey, it fell, tsk~~!"
The probe looked around, the light in the canyon was dim, and he could only see the clouds and mist, Feng Zhiping smacked his mouth and retracted his head, and suddenly his body was cold, and a poisonous snake-like gaze wandered all over his body.
Damn, I almost forgot about her!
I was panicked to death, but my face was extremely calm, Feng Zhiping turned around and smiled at Zhan Qianwu, not realizing that there would be any misunderstanding that he was only a pair of big pants left to hide his shame that smiling at other girls would cause any misunderstanding.
Zhan Qianwu didn't blush, stared at his eyes for a moment, and didn't say a word.
The weird scene made the unknowingly see how many fragrant associations they would have, Feng Zhiping himself thought about it a little, but he understood something faster.
This is stalling for time, and her legs are still weak!
Don't miss the opportunity, hurry up!
Calling the oolong who was grinding with the sparks, Feng Zhiping arched his hand and said: "Fourth sister, the scenery here is good, you can watch it for a while, the younger brother still has important matters, so I won't accompany you, so I will leave!"
"Are you okay?" Zhan Qianwu's voice was like a yin wind exposed in hell, "Be conscious, stay with me, and suffer less sin." ”
Feng Zhiping pretended to be shy, and waved his hands: "Don't don't, don't be, you are unmarried, I am unmarried, and now you are like this again, it is inevitable for people to gossip, and it is better for the younger brother to go first." The fourth sister is precious, the rivers and lakes are far away, we have no chance to see each other!
"Want to go, dream!"
Zhan Qianwu Huo Ran got up, and Oolong had already run to Feng Zhiping's side, Feng Zhiping was about to get on the horse, when a big hand suddenly poked out of the cliff behind him and grabbed his ankle.
Ho ho ho ~!
"Damn, you're not dead yet?!"