Chapter 318 The monk doesn't read the scriptures, but he reads the art of war

The noon sun shone on the streets of Xianyang City, and a thin old man in a white robe, carrying a poster, walked and shouted, "Iron mouth straight hexagram, a thousand words!"

"No money!"

"Do you want to take a look at this layman? Your face is dark!"

"Get out of the way—"

The old Taoist priest was driven aside, scolded, and pointed to the strong man butcher who drove him, "If you don't believe it, just stand here and wait, if you don't count three, there will be a bald head that will directly knock you away!"

The butcher laughed, "Are you crazy from hunger, I just don't believe in this evil!one!two!three!!"

Three voices fell, and the strong man flew with a whistling.

A chic young man in a purple robe tilted his head and stood in the position of a strong man, "In these years, anyone dares to stand in the way." ”

At this time, the old Taoist priest hurriedly ran to the butcher's side, "I said it, you can't stand in the way! I'm right, give the money!!"

The butcher was dying, "You can't count for it, this man has hair, not bald." ”

The old Taoist priest tilted his head, pinched his chin, and looked at Sun Wukong, "This is an illusion, it is actually a monk!"

The butcher gritted his teeth and said, "No money!"

The old Taoist priest pinched his hands and said, "Lao Dao will give you a hexagram again, you have a chance in your life, when you are rich and rich, if you are willing to give money, Lao Dao is willing to change your life for you!"

The butcher thought for a moment and took out a string of spirit stones full of lard, "Here!"

The old Taoist priest took the spirit stone, turned around a few times, and then turned around and said, "Lie down and don't move, wait for someone to ask you, you will say that you are passing by, that person hit you, I guarantee that you can make a lot of money!"

The butcher gritted his teeth and looked at the old Taoist, "I hope you don't lie to me!"

After a while, a voice came, "Wukong, how many times has the poor monk told you, don't speed in the downtown area, you are so crazy, sooner or later something will happen......"

"Master, something has happened!"

A gentle and elegant monk walked over, the monk was dressed in a white robe, holding a fragment of a one-foot-long Zen staff in his hand, while looking at the scene of the accident, Fahai's eyes skimmed over the old Taoist, and his eyes stopped.

This old Taoist priest is very characteristic, the front teeth are uneven, the cheek bones are collapsed, especially the skull, flat and smooth, and the eyebrows seem to be two brooms upside down.

Monks and Taoists have not stood since ancient times.

In particular, I encountered a crooked path.

The Dao man snorted at Fahai, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the poor Dao is polite." ”

Fahai looked at the Taoist and said with a smile, "Amitabha, is the Taoist really polite?"

The Taoist looked at Fahai, Fahai's eyes were full of gold, there is no doubt that in Fahai's words, the gift is a gift, where is the gift, take it out!

The Taoist touched the goatee's beard and said crookedly, "If you receive a gift, you have to return the gift, is the mage polite to return it?"

Fahai said, "Look at your etiquette first, and then talk about my etiquette." ”

The Taoist said, "You don't let me see your salute, how do I know that I still pay my salute? I said I want you to go up, do you give it?"

As soon as these words came out, not only Fahai laughed, but the monkeys, sand monks, and little white dragons on Fahai's side all laughed.

Even the monkey was eager to try, "How many do you want?"

At this question, the Dao man felt a little embarrassed, and the whole person stood in place at a loss.

Fahai coughed and interrupted the embarrassing atmosphere, "Senior, you want to pretend to be deep in front of my Fahai, in fact, it's okay, you can take the trouble to dress up your style and make a reasonable card, you really can't do it if you get such a line!

"Holy monk, what you say is reasonable!"

The old Taoist stomped his feet violently, and the string of spirit stones stained with fat in his hand fell to the ground, and after the crisp sound, he only saw a faint ripple blooming on the ground, and everything around him was frozen in place.

Fahai raised his hand and waved it towards the old Taoist, but he slapped the old Taoist with a fluttering palm, as if he had hit a virtual body.

Fahai looked at the old Taoist priest and read, "Transcendent projection?"

The old Taoist priest laughed, "Don't be a detached person, there are not as many detached people as you think! ”

Fa Hai said, "Cave Void Realm, how many years have you cultivated to the Cave Void Realm?"

The old Taoist priest sighed, "Why does everyone ask the old man like this, you can't think about how many years the old man has fallen into the cave realm?"

Fahai thought, this logic is very ghostly!

It is certainly embarrassing to ascend to the cave realm.

Isn't falling into the Cave Realm a kind of coin?

Fahai was in awe of the Taoist priest in front of him, this is a master of coinage, a master of coinage!

Fahai looked at the old Taoist, "How long did it take you to fall into the Cave Void Realm?"

The old Taoist priest pinched his fingers and calculated, "In the past, when the cave was above the void, it fell relatively quickly, but now it is much slower, and now it is almost a thousand years to drop a big step! If nothing else, in the next thousand years, I will be a god." ”

Fahai nodded and said, "The reverse upgrade of the senior's self-harm method really makes the juniors feel ashamed, there is nothing else, let's withdraw this formation, everyone's time is quite tight, you are busy dropping the level, the poor monk is busy upgrading, let's not delay our respective efforts." ”

The old Taoist priest looked at Fahai, "You want to go to Qingqiu?"

Fahai said, "What do you say?!"

The old Taoist priest said, "I advise you not to go! Don't ask why!"

After saying this, the old Taoist priest handed the string of spirit stones in his hand, which was stained with fat, to Fahai, "To touch this technique, you only need to string the spirit stones." ”

Fahai saw that the old Taoist priest was about to leave, and read, "The poor monk never thought of going to Qingqiu, where did you find out that the poor monk was going to Qingqiu?"

The old Taoist priest was a little surprised when he heard this, "You don't go to Qingqiu?"

Fahai laughed and paced to the old Taoist's side, "Why should I go to Qingqiu? The nine-headed insect is not honestly waiting for the poor monk to farm monsters in his cave, but jumps out to deal with Qingqiu Mountain at this time, why? I also know with my toes that he is delaying the poor monk's westward journey, which is a plan of thirty-six plans to delay the army!"

The old Taoist priest stroked his beard, "Don't you go to Qingqiu, let Qingqiu perish?!"

Fahai said, "Perdition, you look too high at the hydra, too low on Qingqiu, and even more on the poor monk." First, the nine-headed insect is fighting away, his old nest is in the earth fairy world, and the earth fairy world runs to the mountain and sea world to make trouble, isn't this looking for his own excitement? Second, the background of Qingqiu is what it can do with the nine-headed insect? Now it is only a twelve-headed mother, so that the nine-headed insect and the nine-headed turtle can't come to the stage, if the eleventh mother, and my mother, and the ten-tailed sky fox appear, the nine-headed insect is afraid that the bones can be demolished!"

"Such a big movement of the hydra!"

"Such arrogance!"

"There is only one fact!" Fahai raised his index finger and pointed at the old Taoist, "Behind this matter, there is a master to guide me, and the master doesn't want me Fahai to quickly walk out of the mountain and sea realm and enter the earth immortal realm!

The old Taoist clapped his hands and praised it, "Yes, yes, it seems that your self-intelligent reasoning is full of conspiracy theories of persecution, but I have to say that your mess is still very close to the truth." ”

"Reality is more magical than imagination. ”