Chapter 270: Give a beautiful woman, please smile
Long Xiaotian seems to have changed as a person, and in the past few days, he has praised Zhang Yi as the emperor.
In fact, there is no need for him to say much, how dare the palace maids and eunuchs be disrespectful to their heads after learning the hegemonic technique?
Watch them cook and fight. Zhang Yi took out a jar of wine and handed it to Long Xiaotian: "After three days of walking, this wine is finally not so cold." ”
Long Xiaotian opened it and poured a few sips, his eyes flickering, "Brother Yi, did you think I was particularly stupid before?"
Zhang Yi looked at him and nodded: "It's not just the past, you are also very stupid now! You don't think that you will become smart after learning the hegemonic body formula......, right?
"Poof!" Long Xiaotian was choked by Zhang Yi's blow. He looked at Zhang Yi, forced down his cough, and said, "Brother Yi, three days ago, in the square, did you deliberately strip yourself naked?"
"Fart, are you an exhibitionist for me?"
"I don't dare to say if you are an exhibitionist, I always feel that you are deliberately promoting the hegemony of the body! Brother Yi, do you know? When you take off your monk's robe and reveal your tendon and flesh, do you know how many old and young masters look at your body with greed?"
Zhang Yi shuddered when he heard this, and scolded: "You kid can't speak, why can't it be the beauties who look at me greedily?"
Long Xiaotian shook his head, "At that time...... There are few beauties on the scene...... So, I have reason to suspect that you deliberately seduced the old man!"
Zhang Yi almost choked on him when he didn't drink.
Long Xiaotian continued: "However, if I can also practice to the level of my brother, what can I do even if I am simple-minded? This world is originally based on fists to speak! Haha! I have a simple mind and developed limbs! If I can solve things with my limbs, why should I waste my brains!"
Zhang Yi looked at Long Xiaotian's fierce rhetoric, and his heart trembled: This kid is enlightened!
It's just that he realized the tip of the horns.
After a while, Long Xiaotian asked Zhang Yi again for confirmation as if she was afraid: "Brother Yi, does this exercise really make people stupid?"
Zhang Yi raised his hand and slapped him on the head: "Yes! Yes! Yes, just like you Brother Yi and me, so stupid! Okay?"
Long Xiaotian ignored the headache and said happily: "It's not unacceptable to be as stupid as Brother Yi! As long as you can live forever, as long as you have strength, be stupid! Stupid people have stupid blessings, isn't it Brother Yi! Hahaha......"
Long Xiaotian ran to practice, Zhang Yi scratched his head, "When did this bear kid change his temperament? Didn't he use his head full of imperial hegemony before? Even for his own position, he did not hesitate to turn his face with Lao Tzu!"
Yes, maybe this trip to Sanssouci Villa hit him too hard. ”
While practicing, Long Xiaotian pondered: "What is the supreme of a country, that is what he has sealed for himself." For the sake of that illusory position, I would even rather give up my life! Now, at last, there is a way to prolong life, only immortality is real, and I must grasp it!
If you are not of my race, your heart will be different! I used to believe in Lu Minghan and be hostile to my uncle and cousin. Now, for his own sake, Lu Minghan will kill people who have no use value without blinking his eyes. And this second brother, who once hated me Long Xiaotian and even cut off his robe and cut off his righteousness, even passed on my true cultivation techniques regardless of his previous suspicions. This kindness will not be forgotten!"
At this time, the porridge has been boiled, fragrant lean porridge.
Zhang Yi looked at the little palace maid who gave him porridge and teased: "Little friend, if you practice one day your arms are as thick as mine, you ...... Will you hate me. ”
The little girl is fourteen or fifteen years old, beautiful in appearance and simple in heart. She obviously didn't expect this fairy-like "master" to suddenly talk to her, and with a shake of excited hands, the porridge bowl slipped out of the tray.
Zhang Yi looked at the porridge bowl with a smile.
The little palace maid was surprised to find that the porridge bowl did not fall to the ground, but flew steadily to the master's hand.
"Back to ...... If you are in charge, we are all survivors who witnessed the tragedy of that day. As long as you can practice, you can have the strength to protect yourself. Stature...... Something, we don't dare to hope for it, besides, we are slaves who serve our masters, what is the use of being in shape......"
Zhang Yi waved his hand to stop her from going on, and comforted: "Don't worry, I will change the exercises in the future." If you don't distinguish between men and women, if everyone becomes a big man after practicing the hegemonic technique, it is my incompetence. In fact, the exercises you are practicing now are already different from the exercises of the Hegemonic Body Technique passed on by the Outer Heavens, and in the future, there will be branches of the Hegemonic Body Formula, majoring in attack, defense, male and female, etc., teach them according to their aptitude, or...... You can also take it according to your own requirements. ”
Long Xiaotian watched from afar that Zhang Yi was chatting happily with a hairy girl who hadn't grown yet, and he seemed to understand something. gave a few little palace maids next to him a look: "Do you want to be a sect master?"
The little girls in the palace are all human spirits, how can they not understand the reason. No, a fat girl who is specially responsible for cooking rice straightened her dress, and Mao recommended herself: "Your Majesty, don't worry! In the future, if the slave is lucky enough to become your master, she will definitely not bully you!"
Long Xiaotian looked at a weak little girl beside him who was dodging and said, "You ...... Go with her!"
"I ...... Your Majesty, don't talk nonsense, if the head of the house gets angry, he will slap it...... I'm afraid I can shoot a group of us to death!" the little girl ducked back.
Long Xiaotian hated the iron and scolded: "Stupid! Can't you see that he likes this mouthful? Look, look, the porridge delivery guy looks so ordinary, he smiles so brightly......
Finally, a weak girl was coerced by him, and a little chubby girl volunteered and was led to Zhang Yi by Long Xiaotian.
"This ...... Brother Yi, Brother Fool sent two beautiful women, please smile!" Long Xiaotian said.
Zhang Yi was stunned and stunned: "That's not right? Although the hegemonic body technique is mainly based on body refining, it is ...... It doesn't hurt the intellect!Long Xiaotian, how did you practice this exercise...... Silly bubbling?"
Long Xiaotian: "Brother Yi...... Don't...... You're not satisfied with these two?"
"! They are all Lao Tzu's apprentices, do you need to send them? No, Lao Tzu doesn't eat the grass next to the nest! It's not right, Lao Tzu doesn't eat the grass outside the nest either......" Zhang Yi saw Long Xiaotian's eyes full of disbelief, and felt that he couldn't explain it anymore. It was impossible to explain it to this kind of person, so his mind moved......
A big beauty was released by him from the space in his body and put into Long Xiaotian's arms!
"Your Majesty, Brother Fool gave you a beautiful woman today, it's not a tribute, please smile!" Zhang Yi smiled maliciously.
"Ahh......h
"Ahh
"A lover will eventually become a family, congratulations!" Zhang Yi picked up the meat porridge and drank it beautifully.
"Zhang Yi, if you want to kill, you can do whatever you want. Why did you hand me over to him?" Princess Lu Yao looked at Zhang Yi angrily.
Zhang Yi ignored it and only cared about drinking porridge.
"Zhang Yi! you ......"
"Smack!"
When Princess Lu Yao reprimanded Zhang Yi again, she was waved by the little fat girl next to her. "No matter who you used to be, and who you will become in the future? Now, if you dare to disrespect our boss, you deserve to be beaten!"
Zhang Yi glanced approvingly at the little chubby girl.
She instantly gained confidence, and looked at Princess Lu Yao with cold eyebrows.
"It's the other way around, it's the other way around!" Princess Lu Yao was furious at first, and soon, she quieted down.
Seeing this scene, Long Xiaotian said: "That's right, people have to learn to face reality. I also saw it after a lot of things......"
"!" Princess Lu Yao sneered: "I'm waiting for reinforcements!Zhang Yi, you shouldn't have released me, as for why, you will understand soon!"
Long Xiaotian looked at Zhang Yi: "Brother Yi......"
Zhang Yi put down the empty bowl and wiped his mouth with his hand casually. There are many things that the more I understand, the more troublesome I am!"
Long Xiaotian nodded, "I understand, we don't want to understand what she meant, so let's kill her as soon as possible......"
"Don't!" Princess Lu Yao was scared and regretted what she said just now. "You can't kill me, or you'll ......"
"Otherwise?" Long Xiaotian stretched out his fingers and pinched her chin.
"Otherwise...... You're going to die a miserable death!" Suddenly, an old voice came.
Zhang Yi flew up, "You're finally willing to show up!"
Long Xiaotian felt that this old man's voice was a little familiar, and when he was wondering who it was, Zhang Yi's next words made him feel like falling into an ice cellar!
"White-eyed wolf! Last time, you said that it was an ambush set up against Lu Minghan. Now, I'm afraid Lu Minghan has arrived in your Dalu Kyoto. Why are you still chasing after Long Xiaotian?"
In the past, the old man's task was to intercept and kill the ancestor of the sword, but now the ancestor of the sword hires the old man, you say...... What should I do?" said White-eyed.
Zhang Yi gave the old man a thumbs up, then turned it upside down with his thumbs down. "Shameless! Just say that you are the grass on the wall and fall with the wind, why bother to flaunt yourself!"
"Hahaha! What a wall-to-wall grass! That's right, the old man admitted! Zhang Yi, in fact, ...... We can also discuss. As long as you bid high enough, don't say that you will let Long Xiaotian go, and it is not impossible to even give it away to Princess Lu Yao......"
Princess Lu Yao was suddenly furious: "You white-eyed wolf, beware of me telling my father and asking him to punish you!"
"Alas!" Baiyan sighed: "Princess, when the old man is talking about business with others, you better not interject." Just because of your words, now the old man has to give you away at a loss!"
Zhang Yi sneered: "Don't be ashamed, she was originally my captive, and she still used you as a favor." Supercilious...... Why do you keep your eyes closed? Is it because you have a pair of white eyes and feel inferior? Actually, you are wrong, I, Zhang Yi, will not discriminate against anyone!"
Bai Yan slowly opened his eyelids and said in a cold voice, "Then thank you!"