Chapter 406: Chapter 426: Think about it, do the math.
"Actually, the old man has thought about this a lot a long time ago...... After careful calculation, this errand of lobbying the little demon queen is only capable of the little national teacher...... Since ancient times, the king did not see the king, and when he did not see the sea and the sky, he had to fight hard after seeing it, and he lived or died, so His Majesty and the Queen Mother could not go...... To put it mildly, if he is allowed to lobby the little demon, it will be self-defeating, and in the end, he will be persuaded by the little demon queen...... Isn't that stealing chickens and not countering the rice! As for half of the yuanying...... Like a fat shopkeeper, he is very good at bargaining...... But the old man never dared to let him go! Why cough! In his life, he believed that the moon would wax and wan, and the water would overflow, and he liked to stop halfway through things, and he began to retreat when he was halfway through...... In case of lobbying the little demon queen, it is only half of the lobbying...... In the end, the little demon queen has another half-advance and half-retreat, wouldn't that be terrible! Although the immortal princess has sharp words, her temperament is jealous and hateful, she is too strong and will not turn, she can stimulate the heart of justice, but she can't preach the traitors, so she can go to Zhenyang Mountain to meet the little national teacher before, but now she can't go to see the little demon queen...... Alas, if the two of them meet, they are afraid that they will draw their swords against each other before they say a word!" Although I was extremely helpless in my heart, now that everything is ready, only the east wind is owed...... If this little butcher in front of him didn't do it himself, everyone would really have to eat mixed pigs! Helpless, Situ Yan could only continue to explain patiently! "There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid that there are people who have a heart, as if it has been tailor-made...... First of all, the identity of the small national teacher is there, the disciple of the Qingyang Sect, the son-in-law of the Hanging Pavilion, and the hereditary replacement of the small national teacher...... Any identity is well-known, not to mention lobbying, even if it is to negotiate, it is completely qualified, and the little demon queen naturally does not dare to slack off! Secondly, the little national teacher is smart and eloquent, even if there is any unexpected situation in the lobbying process, he can adapt to the situation; and the last point...... The little national teacher is now a young hero, and he was born with a jade tree and a talent...... Hey, why do you all look at me with a weird look, it's so hard that you are secretly laughing in your hearts, I'm a good-looking party, which is very important! Who doesn't like beautiful men! Even if we don't use any beautiful men's tricks...... Everyone has a love for beauty...... A hero like Xiao Guoshi, that little demon must have been happy in his heart when he saw it, and his eyes lit up...... Hey, what are you doing secretly pulling my sleeve?"
"......" Situ Hua suddenly smiled bitterly, and said even more bitterly in his heart, "Uncle is also dizzy from being tortured by that harmful fruit now...... I used to be so cautious, how dare I say anything today! If I don't secretly pull your sleeve now, after a while, Senior Sister will be so angry that the sword will be unsheathed...... I'm going to thank you for this flower!"
"......" Situ Yan looked at his niece beside him, and then looked curiously with his niece's eyes...... In the end, I naturally saw Cai Suzhen's face getting colder and colder...... Immediately, he shuddered with excitement, but he didn't dare to say anything anymore! cough! Just now, he only cared about convincing people to harm people, how could he forget about this stubble! It's not a family, and if he doesn't enter a family, the harm fruit is an extremely difficult thing to deal with, and his daughter-in-law must also be a bad person to talk to! What kind of beautiful man did he just say...... Isn't this nothing to look for! Phew! It's not just nothing to look for, it's just nothing to look for! What's wrong today! Why is it that I have been made dizzy by this harmful fruit, and I have come up with a lot of tricks!
I can't afford to lose that person if I say it!
"Uncle Situ's words also have some truth...... Although my appearance can be an idol, I heard that those idols are all eating youth...... Now that I have achieved success, I have a lot of youth...... It's not a loss to be a short-lived idol! It's better to be an evergreen acting school!" Although Situ said it bitterly, Wu Guo was already ready to fool that demon fox again, but he couldn't agree to it immediately...... They still thought it was not difficult at all! They rolled their eyes and continued to gag, "Well, not only do I have to be a qualified acting school, but when I face the old devil of the Demon Saint in the future, I will definitely be a bloodthirsty Fauvist faction! You don't know, this Fauvism is very difficult! One moment crying, the other time making trouble is trivial, not only the voice is ridiculous, but the expression is also crazy and hysterical!"
"......" Situ Yan was speechless for a while...... Don't be a beast now, just turn into a beast and bite me to death! Save yourself from standing here and listening to you rambling! This harmful fruit is like a broken car, why is it so difficult! Oil and salt are not entered, and soft and hard are not eaten...... If you want to deal with him, it will be useless to talk about anything else! It seems that in the end, you can only convince people with virtue and reason!" "The two demon races are powerful, and the human race has been weak for a long time, and all the heroes in the world have risen up to resist...... I think that the national teacher worked tirelessly and sat at the border in order to guard a piece of land and ensure the safety of one party! After going through so many hardships and hardships in the middle, and now that he has achieved great success, why should the small national teacher still do everything possible to shirk his role as a national teacher, so he naturally has to set an example and put the country first in everything! What happened to the small national teacher, the small national teacher is also a national teacher! We need to take the lead in setting a good example for the people! Only after being an example of the people of the country can we become a veritable national teacher!
Don't you listen to me, it's okay! This time I brought out your father's true god to suppress you!
Everything has to be reasonable...... It's not that I'm trying to pinch your dish, but this matter belongs to you, and you can't do it!
It's up to you what you say!
"......" This time it was finally the turn of the victim to be speechless...... Don't you play with it! Let's just talk about things now, why are you still talking to me about bitter hatred!
"Now that everyone has said it so far...... Why don't we go and meet that demon fox for a while," the harmful fruit said for a long time, and Cai Suzhen, who was like a fire, was already impatient, and finally frowned at this time, "But ugly words have to be said in the front! Lobbying is lobbying...... Don't even think about beautiful men or anything!"
Ahem! The country is easy to change, the nature is difficult to change, and it is impossible to want the tsundere queen not to be jealous!
It's never possible!!
"Then go for it...... There's no other option anyway...... If you don't go, you won't be able to keep the name of the little national teacher!Well, I don't care too much about the false name or something, but if the old mansion in the Beijing division is confiscated by the big brother in a rage...... We're going to sleep on the street when we go back!" Wu Guo shook his head helplessly and said with a wry smile, "I won't go to meditate and cultivate tonight, find a crooked neck tree...... Well, it's impossible to hang herself, I mean sit down under the tree and think about it, do the math! I heard that the demon fox is very cunning, and in the end I can't convince her at all...... I'll have to think about it beforehand!"
cough! His family knows his own affairs, and he had a conversation with the little demon queen in the land of demons before, swallowing dates, and finally persuaded her to leave in a frightened manner...... But no one is a fool, and people will grow wise! What is going to be good this time! That demon fox is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and if you still want to use a three-inch tongue this time, you can persuade her to return to her hometown...... I'm afraid it's as difficult as the sky!
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