Chapter 111: Laughing and hugging your belly

"Speak human words!"

"My eldest aunt is here!" Li Tian swore and made a high-spirited appearance, and people who didn't know really thought that his eldest aunt was coming.

"Poof......

Hearing this, Xia Wei's heart spurted with old blood, and she almost didn't faint, this bastard husband actually said that his eldest aunt was here, don't you know how to face? You said that your eldest aunt is here, and you were in my bedroom that night, how can you still be a pillar of optimus?

"Haha......" Many students squatted on the ground with their stomachs around their stomachs and laughed, Mom, I can't do it anymore, my asthma is committed again.

As for Liu Mozhuan, he also has a black line on his face, General Long, the person you fancie, I mean I can't teach him, he is too bullish, he is simply a hanging existence.

"Why, I said something wrong!" Li Tian said innocently.

"Bang dang!" Hearing this, Liu Mo rolled his horse and sat on the ground, heaven, earth, you have mercy and accept this superlative.

"Li Tian, you bastard, you... How can you think of it, you come over to me!" Xia Wei was so angry that she suddenly stepped on her military boots and hurriedly walked towards Li Tian.

"That beautiful teacher, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil, what's wrong... Hey, beautiful teacher, why are you getting more and more vigorous?" Li Tian had a bitter look on his face.

"Say, what are you going to do!"

"My aunt is here!"

"Take off your pants and I'll take a look!" Xia Wei said.

Bang dang~

Li Tianyi sat on the ground, what is the situation, that beautiful wife, are you sure I will take off my pants in public? I am your husband.

So, Li Tiandao: "Okay, you won, I'm lazy!"

“......”

"Okay, Teacher Xia Wei, you leave first and hand him over to me!" Liu Mohua was very helpless, what kind of sin did I do in my previous life, I actually met this superlative.

"Okay!" After glaring at Li Tian fiercely, Xia Wei smiled at Liu Mojiao and said, "Instructor Liu, if he makes any more mistakes, you can punish him, don't have any worries!"

"I know!" Liu Moyan nodded and followed Xia Wei away, Liu Moyan's gaze fell on Li Tian, and shouted, "You go over there and get a military stick!"

"What, take a military stick?" Xia Wei didn't go far, and suddenly stopped again, does he want to use a military stick to teach my husband, no, this is abuse, even if my husband makes a big mistake, you can't use a military stick to teach me.

Immediately, Xia Wei's beautiful eyes turned and said to Liu Mozhuan: "That instructor, you can't teach my students with a military stick, this will cripple him!"

Hearing this, Liu Mo rolled the black line on his face, when did I say that I taught him a lesson with a military stick, I asked him to beat me with a military stick Okay, that beautiful teacher, please don't do this before you figure out the situation?

At this moment, Li Tian was also puzzled, why did this thing ask me to take a military stick, could it be that the beautiful wife said that he was right, he wanted to teach me a lesson with a military stick? Immediately, Li Tian couldn't help but ask, "Why?"

"Let you go, you will go, where is so much nonsense!" Liu Mojiao glared at Li Tian and continued: "Don't worry, I don't take a military stick to beat you!"

As soon as these words came out, Xia Wei also put her mind at ease.

"I know it's not beating me, and you can't beat me!" Li Tian whispered, and soon brought a military stick, and he took it roughly.

"Come here, hit me in the head!"

Liu Mo snorted coldly, let you be arrogant, and I will use my true qi to directly shock you out.

"Huh?"

Li Tian glanced at Liu Mojiao strangely, and said that he was speechless, today is April Fool's Day, or did the door of the mental hospital forget to close, Nima, two neuropathies came out in one day, the one before I was asked to shoot him on the head with a brick, and this one asked me to beat him with a military stick, what's the situation?

Thinking of this, Li Tian stretched out his left hand and touched Liu Mozhuan's forehead, and said, "This thing doesn't have a fever, what kind of confusion is it, if this stick goes down, your head will bloom, are you sure I want to hit you?"

"Hahaha......"

After hearing this, many students hugged their stomachs and laughed, even Xia Wei couldn't help but laugh.

Xia Wei said: "Instructor, even if Li Tian makes a mistake, you can't punish yourself like this, speaking of which, I, as a teacher, am also responsible, I think this stick will be spared, and I will teach Li Tian well in the future!"

"Teacher Xia Wei, I'm performing, it's okay!"

Performance, is to beat the head with a military stick? Could this instructor be a psychopath, and he is not lightly ill, Xia Wei secretly slandered in her heart, and followed, looking at Li Tian and admonishing: "Don't really fight, just mean it!"

"Whew!" Li Tian nodded, however, Liu Mojiao was unwilling, and only listened to Liu Mozhuan say: "What do you mean, Lao Tzu just let him really fight, and he has to beat him hard!"

In fact, Liu Moyan was shamelessly thinking in his heart, Nima, if you don't let you hit hard, Lao Tzu's true anger will not be able to shake you out, the heavier the hit, the heavier the rebound.

"That instructor, you better think about it, don't do this, it'll kill people!" Xia Wei couldn't help but persuade again.

Will people die, is it possible? If you want to die, it is Li Tian who will die, Liu Mo glanced at Xia Wei and said: "Li Tian, give me a hard beating, otherwise the military law will deal with it!"

Hearing this, Li Tian spread his hands and expressed his speechless actions to Xia Wei, as if to say, beautiful wife, you have also seen it, I can't beat it hard, this thing is already terminally ill.

Immediately, Xia Wei's beautiful eyes fell on Zhu Daneng's body and asked, "Da Neng, what's going on?"

"Report to the teacher, the instructor said that he would be able to work on his head, and he said that whoever can beat his head to bleed, he will invite us to a big dinner in the evening!" Zhu Daneng said with a serious face.

"Iron head work?" Xia Wei whispered, her beautiful eyes glanced at the broken sticks on the ground, could this thing really be iron head power?

"That instructor, have you really figured it out, in case, you have three long and two short, don't blame me when you get to the ghost gate!" Li Tian said.

"I don't blame you! Hurry up, don't grind!"

"I want to... I want to make a life and death situation first!" Li Tian's eyes looked at Liu Mozhuan, with a serious face, now don't blame me, if you really fly out in a while, I'm afraid you will turn your face, Lao Tzu is not so stupid!

"What nonsense, I'm going to say nothing, if I don't blame you, I won't blame you!"

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, so many students can testify for you!"

"Okay, I'll hit ......"

If this instructor doesn't die, he won't die, I'm all forced, if I don't agree to him, what if I have to be dealt with by military law, for my own safety, let's fight.

"That instructor, don't stand there straight, what if I beat it into a shrunken turtle, it's safer to stretch your neck a little!"

"Okay, hurry up!" Liu Mojiao really stretched his neck, hum, let you be stunned first, and you will look good later.

"Wait, I'm going to practice my hands first, I haven't played golf for a long time, I'm afraid that if I can't play accurately, I'll be forced to hit your neck!" Li Tian said seriously.

"Golf? He took the instructor's head for a golf ball... Haha..."

"Don't pull it, let me laugh!"

The students poured a large piece and hugged their stomachs and laughed: "I can't do it, I'm going to die of laughter, hurry up and call me 120!"

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