Chapter 110: Rip off the flesh off the old monk's buttocks

If Fahai remembers correctly, after beating the yellow-robed monster, the next difficulty should be to meet the two goblins in the Lotus Cave of Pingdingshan, the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn.

These two people were originally the little ones who burned the boiler for Taishang Laojun, but I don't know when they took advantage of Taishang Laojun's inattention and stole five of his treasures and went down to the mortal world.

After going down to earth, I didn't know where to recognize an old witch as a godmother, and I also honored her with the gold rope in the five treasures I stole.

In the original work, the reason why Tang Seng was able to overcome this difficulty was almost entirely based on Sun Wukong's strategies and means.

It's Sun Xing and Sun Xing, which makes the two boiler-burning guys dizzy.

To say that the Taoism of the two brothers with golden horns and silver horns is really not very good, the reason why they can become a climate is to rely on the five treasures of Taishang Laojun.

They are - the seven-star sword, the purple gold red gourd, the mutton fat jade net bottle, the banana fan and the gold rope.

The Taishang Laojun who worked in the Heavenly Court, although he was only a doppelganger of the Taiqing Saint thirty-three days away, was still wearing the saint's card. The treasure used by such a big guy must at least be an innate level spirit treasure.

It would be a lie to say that Fahai is not greedy for this.

But he didn't forget, in the original book, Sun Monkey defeated the Golden Horn and Silver Horn, just like withholding those five treasures as trophies. But Taishang Laojun took the baby back as soon as he beckoned, which shows that this old man is also stingy.

There is a good saying that the more things you can't get, the more heart-scratching people are, and now Fahai is in this mood.

The four masters and apprentices went all the way to the west, passing through the plains and wastelands, and went straight for more than half a month, and finally saw a big mountain at the end of the line of sight in front of them.

From a distance, the mountain is no less than 2,000 zhang high, the mountain is as high as a cloud, and the top of the mountain is a platform.

"Wukong, I don't know what kind of realm it is, you call the mountain god out and ask. ”

Sun Wukong should be, and he was about to use the method of edict ghosts and gods to summon the mountain gods. At this moment, a greeting was heard in the distance.

"Is the one who came from the west?"

Master Fahai turned his head to see that it was a little old man who looked like a woodcutter.

Zhu Bajie echoed with his throat:

"Yes, we're heading west, what are you going to do?"

The old man's face was overjoyed when he heard this, and he hurriedly stepped forward and said:

"The elders are reasonable, the little old man is the mountain god of that mountain. To tell you the truth, there is a group of poisonous demons and monsters in that mountain, who eat your people from east to west. ”

Sun Wukong sneered: "What kind of poisonous demon does he care about?

The mountain god waved his hand again and again, and said:

"Elders, don't be so arrogant, you don't know. A few days ago, this group of monsters posted portraits of your group in various mountain passes, and at this time they are sharpening their knives and brushing pots, thinking about how to eat your meat. ”

Fahai frowned when he heard this.

"You say the monsters here are posting our portraits? How is that possible?"

Seeing that Fahai didn't believe it, the mountain god directly took out a ball of paper from the crotch of his pants and unfolded it for Fahai to see.

When Fahai saw it, his eyes immediately widened.

I saw that the paper really painted the appearance of the four of their masters and apprentices, that is, even the white dragon horse was drawn.

"Alas, don't say it, it's really quite similar. Zhu Ba said with the painting on his own:

"It's just that this belly is a little too round, and I don't like it very much. ”

"What's good? If I knew who drew my grandson's eyebrows, I would have chopped off his hand!"

When the mountain god saw that they did not pay attention to it, but admired the painting, he was angry enough, and shook his head again and again:

"Anyway, I've greeted you, and I don't care if you advance or retreat, so I'll do it myself." ”

In any case, people are kind enough to report the news, and Fahai naturally can't lose his courtesy, so he arched his hand to the mountain god and said:

"My master and apprentice encounter mountains and mountains, rivers and rivers, and naturally there is no reason to retreat when encountering goblins. But anyway, thank you for letting me know. ”

The mountain god sighed and walked away, and Fahai ignored him and led his disciples towards the Pingding Mountain in the distance.

In the Lotus Cave of Pingdingshan, the King of the Golden Horn was lying on the throne and napping, when he was suddenly woken up by a sound of footsteps.

Two thin little demons like chopsticks ran into the cave together, and shouted with their mouths:

"Report ——!"

"Report to the king, the emperor has paid off, and the monk who learned the scriptures has finally come to the door!"

The Golden Horn King "rubbed" and flipped up from his seat, glared and said:

"Delicate and clever worms, are you two sure that you are not mistaken? Is it really that the Tang Dynasty monk is here?"

The fine ghost raised two fingers and swore an oath:

"The little one doesn't dare to deceive the big king, when our brothers and sons were messing around with the yellow-robed monsters in the Yellow Wind Cave half a month ago, we saw their appearance with our own eyes, and we will never admit it!"

"Hahahaha! The two of you took my warrant and ordered fifty demon soldiers to ambush at the foot of the mountain, and the king will arrive later. ”

"Little obedience!" the two little demons said that they were about to go down, but at this time, the fine ghosts seemed to sound something, and said carefully:

"King, such a big matter, do you also notify the second king?"

The Golden Horn King hesitated, then shook his head and said:

"My second brother is a guest at my godmother's place, and I'm afraid it's too late to inform me now. In this way, you only go and pass on a message, saying that the monk who learned the scriptures has arrived, and when he comes back, he will invite the godmother as well, and we will eat the Tang monk meat together!"

The two little demons took the order, and then divided the labor to do it.

Coming to the foot of the mountain, Fahai's master and apprentice really appreciated the scenery of the mountain.

At this time, it is the time of stunning, the earth is rejuvenated, such a calm mountain, towering mountains, indescribably full of green.

Under the deep stream around the bay, the fish and shrimp swim at the shallow bottom, and the mandarin ducks play each other; on the lonely steep cliff, the tiger roars and the rabbit rushes, and the deer, the fox and the birds fly one after another.

Looking up, the hills are abrupt and clear through the green night, and the mountains are high and cover the stars and the sun.

Looking back, the ravine is deep and green, and the grass path is full of horses and difficult to walk.

In the high place, it is like a ladder and a stool, and in the low place, it is like a ravine and a pit. Such a strange pinnacle ridge, even sharp cliffs, is really steep and tactful, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky.

Now that he knew that the monsters in the mountains were waiting for him, Fahai thought to himself that they would be ambushed.

It was to take advantage of the insight of the eye of the sky, and his eyes swept over the green and lush trees, and looked at the foot of the mountain ahead. Sure enough, dozens of demons and demons could be seen, hiding behind a stone tooth, holding knives, guns and clubs in their hands, thinking that they were waiting for their master and apprentice.

Fahai couldn't help but laugh when he saw it, pretended not to see it, and only led the three apprentices to continue walking.

When they came within 100 meters, the goblins all ran out in a swarm. Out of the goblin pile came a goblin with a golden horn, holding a seven-star sword in his hand, and shouted at the master and apprentice of Fahai:

"I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, I want to beat this passing, and rip off the flesh on the old monk's buttocks!"