Chapter 118: Niu Bi's envoy to the Tang Dynasty
After Fahai finished speaking, he pulled Sun Monkey and Sha Seng into the house.
Zhu Bajie watched them enter, and closed the door by the way, and a trace of excitement flashed on the pig's face.
"Huhuhu......"
He gasped for breath as he looked at the fragments of immortal vines in his hands, his eyes fiery.
"So, that, you're welcome?"
I saw the corners of his mouth grinning, and the three-foot-long Harazi looked at it and went down.
He first threw the fairy vine in his mouth and chewed it, then broke open the cherry mouth of "Chang'e" and inserted his wet big tongue into it!
In the meditation room, Fahai and the monkey were lying on the crack of the door to look carefully, and at this moment they were both desperately covering their mouths, their faces flushed, for fear that the laughter would startle Bajie, who was kissing Chang'e outside.
Sun Wukong hesitated a little and said:
"Master, isn't it a bit ...... for us to be so neat Too cruel?"
Fahai gave him a disdainful look.
"Cruel?, then what are you doing with this job?"
Sun Wukong shuddered.
"Then forget it, be cruel, be cruel, there is Lao Bajie!"
After the fragments of the immortal vine were crossed into the mouth of the corpse by Zhu Bajie, he saw that a burst of white mist began to rise on the corpse, and the corpse qi was gradually expelling from the body.
When Zhu Bajie saw this vision, he couldn't help jumping happily.
"Great! Great! When Fairy Chang'e wakes up and sees that it was my old pig who saved her, she will be greatly moved, and she may be able to promise herself!"
However, this beautiful wish in his heart lasted only five seconds before it ended, and in the evaporating white mist, the body of the beautiful woman suddenly blurred.
Then, under the witness of his pair of pig eyes, the delicate beauty that originally belonged to Chang'e gradually turned into a rough and ugly old man.
"Click!"
It was as if a thunderclap exploded in Zhu Bajie's mind, and he was stunned. At this moment, even if he has the cultivation of the sky, he can't withstand the purple gold hammer that the sky is falling!
"This, this, this is ......"
Zhu Bajie's eyes were straight, and his head suddenly tilted back, and he fainted directly.
Maybe it was more of a nightmare for him.
Fahai and Sun Wukong ran out with a pile of joy on their faces.
"Wujing, you quickly carry Bajie to the house so that he can be settled, he is a great hero. ”
Sha Wujing was confused from beginning to end, although he was full of doubts, he still respected his master's order and dragged Zhu Bajie in.
Lifting the body of the Black Chicken King up, Fahai opened his bow left and right, and slapped him in the mouth.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Wake up!"
King Wuji's eyelids moved, and he opened his eyes. He looked around first, then at his hands, clenched his fists and clenched them, and when he felt the presence of life, he couldn't help but cry with joy.
"The holy monk is above, the villain has kowtowed to you!"
Fahai lifted him up and commanded:
"Tomorrow we are going to enter the palace, and you will follow us in. When we've cleaned up the fake king, we'll put you on top. ”
King Black Rooster nodded repeatedly.
"It's all up to the holy monks. ”
Early the next morning, Fahai asked the abbot for a monk's robe and a hat, put it on the king of Wuji, and then led him to the palace.
On this road, Zhu Bajie muttered about the nightmare he had last night, Fahai and Sun Wukong naturally comforted him with kind words, and said that he was too tired during the day to be uncertain, so he didn't take it to heart.
Zhu Bajie didn't say anything suspiciously, but just looked at the extra monk wearing a hat in the team out of thin air, and felt a little strange.
At noon, the four masters and apprentices plus a fake monk came to the palace gate. The guards guarding the gate asked them where they came from, and Fahai directly stuffed the customs clearance documents to him.
And said in a commanding tone:
"We are monks from the Tang Dynasty who went to the West Heaven, and this time I entered the palace to exchange documents with your king, and I will report it quickly. Snub the envoys of the Heavenly Empire, so that your black chicken country can't eat and go around!"
The guards guarding the door were bluffed enough, and they didn't dare to slack off at the moment, so they greeted politely and hurriedly entered the palace to report.
After waiting for a while, the guard returned, leading a young man in a gorgeous costume with a heroic face.
The king of the black chicken, who was pretending to be a monk, trembled when he saw the young man through the hat, and he almost didn't hold back.
The young man came to Fahai, bowed his head, and returned the customs clearance papers. In the mouth:
"His Royal Highness is the son of the king of Wuji, and this time he came to deliver a message to the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty instead of his father. The customs clearance document has been stamped with my jade seal, the holy monk, please take care of yourself. ”
Fahai frowned and asked:
"What do you mean?"
The prince of the black rooster smiled apologetically and said:
"That means you can leave. ”
Sun Wukong was not happy at that time, and grabbed him by the neck.
"Who gave your dog the audacity to snub me like this? Believe it or not, my grandson set fire to your broken palace?"
When the prince saw Sun Monkey's hideous and strange appearance, his face turned pale with fright, but he still insisted on it:
"My father is in the court, and it is inconvenient to see outsiders, so why should the elders be afraid to force each other?"
According to the number of etiquette, the Wuji country, as a small state, should meet the envoys of the Celestial Empire, and the king should personally lead a hundred officials to greet him, and treat him well. It is really rude to send people away without even showing their faces.
Fahai clearly remembered that the fake king in the original book had met with Tang Seng and his apprentices, why did he avoid him?
Fahai sneered, and said in his heart that you don't want to see me, I still want to see you!
"We are here to visit your Wuji country on behalf of the Tang Dynasty, since your king is so neglectful, he is deliberately humiliating my Datang! Believe it or not, I sent a handwritten letter back, so that the Tang Dynasty sent soldiers and horses to pacify your Wuji country?"
The prince was finally frightened now, although the land of the Tang Dynasty is in Nanzhan Buzhou, but its prestige and cultural radiation are so wide that it has already spread throughout Xiniu Hezhou.
For the Tang Dynasty, the Black Chicken Country is just a small city-state in the west, and it is an existence that can be destroyed with a wave of the hand.
The prince's face was extremely ugly, and he arched his hand and said:
"Then, then, in that case, please ask the holy monk to follow me into the palace. ”
Fahai snorted softly, his face looked better, and he waved his hand:
"Get out of the way!"
In this way, the four masters and apprentices, plus a fake monk, entered the palace in such a way.
The prince led Fahai's master and apprentice to the court, and in the gorgeous hall, the civil and military officials were divided into left and right, but there was no one on the throne.
Fahai pointed to the throne and asked the prince and the officials:
"Where is your king?"
An official stepped forward and said:
"My king suddenly felt unwell, went back to the harem to rest, and ordered me to wait to receive the Tang Dynasty holy monks before leaving. ”
Fahai sneered.
"Is it a pain in the head or a pain in the buttocks? I think he's afraid to see me, right?"