Seven hundred and sixty-one, return my mother and son beads

Jin You said, "Master Chen, it's not interesting to do this. Listening to the guard of Yutong took our things, have you forgotten?"

Chen Lu suddenly realized: "What do you mean, what kind of bullshit beads are here in my old man's house." ”

Jin You said: "Isn't it? In your words, we are all foxes and gourds, so no one should ambush us." ”

Chen Lu laughed and said teasingly: "Jin You, you are so greedy, you have returned to the capital this life, and you are worried about the treasure again." There was such a bead that my old man threw into the grain of reincarnation. ”

Jin You's face turned red in an instant, red and purple, he seemed to be smiling but not smiling, a little distorted, hitting people without slapping his face, scolding people without revealing his shortcomings.

The matter of "the five grains of reincarnation" is a nightmare in his life, and it is also the last thing he wants to mention, and he even fantasizes every day that the person who knows this embarrassing thing is no longer alive, so that this ugly thing will be buried in the grave with these people.

But just a month later, someone brought it up. This is the most powerful young eunuch in the 24 yamen. His duck's voice changed, and he no longer pretended, and shouted: "Search." The eunuchs and little Taoist priests who were standing were so frightened that even Yuxu was taken aback.

A few little eunuchs took Chen Lu's bag, threw the things on the ground with a bang, and carefully searched them, but there was nothing. Chen Lu had already seen that the Zhenhai Pearl and the Red Coral Gem had already dimmed, like a broken stone, piled up there stupidly.

Jin You was a little angry and said, "There is a blanket on the horse's back, go and search a few people." ”

Chen Lu hurriedly shouted to him: "Jin You, my old man will tell you first, you should dispel this idea as soon as possible, my mount is not ordinary, you should know this, if you don't want to die, stay away from him as soon as possible." ”

Jin You was a little skeptical, and looked back at Master Yuxu, who nodded. Jin had a support, his waist pole stood up in an instant, and said: "When you arrive at the courtyard of the deep palace, there are immortals in town, no matter what exercises you have, it won't help, go and have a look at the two of you." ”

Chen Lu smiled and said: "Jin You, you are really unbearing, if I were you, I would definitely have to pretend to him for another day or two until I played my old man to death." I ask you, why do you want to kill me so much? I don't make sense, I'm your savior, and I've saved you twice at once. Do you want me to tell you about it? ”

Jin You had already regained his composure and said, "Don't talk nonsense, what's in it for me to kill you? ”

Chen Lu said: "I understand, my old man said it for you, die, Ao, these are two words." To be honest, Jin You, I actually admire your courage. You should know my ability, and I even dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head, where did your confidence and confidence come from? Is it this bull's nose? Tell you, Jin You, you are not far away. No one can save you this time. ”

At this moment, a man ran in and said, "Young eunuch, you are dead." ”

Chen Lu laughed and said, "Did you hear him say that the young eunuch is dead, this sentence is not a good sign." Jin You......"

Jin You shouted: "Shut up, you minion, talk nonsense, what's going on." Did the big green horse kick them to death?"

Needless to say, it was a few little eunuchs who went to search the quilt. Chen Lu said: "Jin You, if you rob me, I'll tell you four words, don't mess with me." Now hurry up and crack it, or you'll ......."

A eunuch next to him said, "How to crack it?"

Chen Lu said: "Stupid, I don't know, I will serve the wine and food first, two dishes are necessary, rotten duck and rotten ham, remember not to have ham from the north." ”

Everyone was stunned, is this an official? Is it a water-injected pork, a copycat version, how is this virtuous? Or is it a madman in the first place?

At this time, Yuxu, who had not spoken, walked over, kicked Chen Lu a few times, and said, "Tell you, boy, some evil and weird, the mountain people have seen a lot, how smart can you be better than them? Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid here." Say, you keep calling me Ashahe, do you know me?"

Chen Lu said: "You don't have to pretend anymore, you already admitted it when Jin You didn't come in just now, do you still want to deny so many people? Let me tell you, Ah Shahei, if you dare to kill the king, you will be the public enemy of the ten directions of the world, and your dream will be shattered before it can be done." ”

Yuxu said: "Tell you, surnamed Chen, the mountain man is the saint Zhenglong, why kill the king, I really hope that the emperor will live a long life and live forever." It's you, what are you doing when you enter the palace? What is it that is not an assassination? Jin Neixiang, in the opinion of the mountain people, it is better to hand it over to your celebrant or to the commander of Dongchang. ”

Jin You pondered for a moment and said, "This errand should be our celebrant supervisor, but this will alarm our Admiral Huang Gonggong, and it is difficult for him to ask." It's better to leave it to the East Factory. ”

Yuxu laughed: "I'm afraid that Gonggong Huang will know your son-mother beads, or I'm afraid that he will know the grains of reincarnation." Whatever you want, but one thing, you can't kill him. I don't think you can kill him. ”

Jin You was taken aback, and said suspiciously, "Could it be that the master really knows him?"

Yuxu said, "Look, remember my words. ”

Ha ha...... Ha ha......

Chen Lu saw that there was an opportunity to take advantage of it and laughed. Jin You laughed so much that his heart was furious, and he dared to ask: "Chen Zicheng, what are you laughing at......?"

Ha ha...... Hahaha......

Chen Lu didn't say a word, just laughed endlessly, one voice higher than the other, and everyone looked at him in amazement.

Ha ha...... Ahem......

Jin You came over and said, "Enough laughing, then laughing, saying, what's so funny?"

Chen Lu gasped and said: "Jin You, Xiaoyou of the Reincarnation Institute, you are so stupid and cute, you haven't even heard it, he is obviously telling you that he is Ah Shahei." You big fool, cherry little calf......"

"So what? Our family likes him, what does it have to do with you?"

Chen Lu still smiled and said: "There is a person like you in the Ten Directions of the Universe, who worships the people who harm you as gods, but captures your life-saving benefactor and designs to kill them, are you a lesson to my old man?"

Jin You was confused, looked at Chen Lu, pointed at Master Yuxu, and said weakly, "You mean he ......"

"You big fool, why should my old man tell you that I have the right to be silent. ”

Belch......

Jin You was just about to speak, when a little Taoist priest came in and shouted, "Lord Huang of the Ministry of Rites is waiting for the master to return to Luan." ”

Yuxu said: "Pai Fa drove to this porch and waited. ”

After speaking, he gave a few more instructions, shook off the dust, glanced at Chen Lu meaningfully, and floated away.

Chen Lu sighed in his heart, this is an official of Daolu Temple from the eighth grade, calling the ministers of the court like slaves. Jin You is the master of ceremonies and the young eunuch of Bingbi, although he is only from the fourth grade, but the members of the first and second grades of the imperial court usually don't pay attention to it, and he looks at it like this in this Yuxu and his subordinates.

Needless to say, Lord Huang is Huang Qiang, this is the fifth rank of the imperial court, and he has become the follower of this sesame mung bean official every day. This is the deep palace compound, but he, a bull's nose, is free to enter and exit.

There was a sound of gongs, and one after another shouted, "The gods are up." Chen Lu knew that the opportunity had come, and shouted loudly: "Huang Qiang, I'm here." Then he shouted Huang Qiang three times in a row.

A few eunuchs came and gagged him.

But Chen Lu didn't know where this was, they said it was Wenhua Palace. Chen Lu didn't believe it. Wenhua Palace, they definitely don't dare to be so arrogant. Chen Lu began to think that this was a harem, and seeing that Yuxu and these little Taoist priests were coming and going here at will, he denied this idea.

It is impossible for these real men to enter this deep palace, or in the major halls.

shouted a few times and blocked his mouth, and Chen Lu was unwilling to toss anymore. Let them make trouble, can they still make him die?

Jin You said: "No matter what happens, this bull's nose is not in the palace every day, dragged to the back, pressed tofu, eaten mille-feuille, whatever you want." Remember, be clean. ”