Chapter 40 Touching Guanyin's belly and wearing Jinlan pants
In the flesh and blood sprinkled all over the sky, Fahai's three-hundred-zhang body quickly became smaller, and after three or five snaps of his fingers, he had already changed back to his original state.
The weakness and dizziness after the transformation came up in a hurry, and Fahai's footsteps shook, and he almost fell to the ground.
"Master!"
Sun Monkey wanted to make a sycophant, but when he saw Fahai's situation, he hurriedly stepped forward to support him.
"Great, great monk, are you okay?" Zhang Yuchu said.
Fahai ignored the people around him, his heart was completely immersed in the joy of reaping the merits, and he didn't even care about physical weakness.
This battle with the Black Bear Spirit not only damaged the golden hoop but also used flesh and blood derivation, and the consumption was really not small, but these were not worth mentioning compared to the 80,000 merit value.
Unexpectedly, this miscellaneous goods that forcibly improved their cultivation through foreign objects were so valuable, Fahai sighed in his heart, if he encountered a few more like this, how good would it be?
"Master, our Jinlan robe is in this cave mansion. Sun Wukong pointed to the door of the cave.
Although he is still a little weak at the moment, since the youkai has been ambushed, there is no danger.
Fahai waved his hand.
"You guys look around for any demons who have slipped through the net nearby, and I'll go in by myself!"
Since this bear demon has a problem with stealing things, there is no treasure hidden in the cave, so this kind of good thing of looting treasures should come by yourself.
Fahai said and ignored the rest, and went straight into the cave.
Sun Wukong and Zhang San nodded in response, and then set out to search around.
But Zhang Yuchu stomped his foot angrily!
What is the great deal about the hateful old monk? First he ignored Miss Ben, and even arranged tasks for Miss Ben as if he were commanding his subordinates?
"Hmph, I won't listen to you. "
She took advantage of Sun Wukong and Zhang San not paying attention, and also stepped into the hole.
After Fahai entered the cave, he found that the cave was deep and dim, and only a faint trace of treasure light flickered at the end, which was expected to be the location of Jinlan's robe.
Just as he was about to go deeper, he suddenly heard movement in his ears, and when he looked back, he couldn't help frowning and said:
"Who let you in?"
Zhang Yuchu straightened his chest and snorted softly:
"What's the matter? This cave in the mountain is not your family's private property, why can't Miss Ben come in?"
Fahai raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile on his face:
"Alas...... Isn't that right? Didn't you call yourself 'Grandma' before? Why did you change your name to 'Miss Ben' now?"
Zhang Yuchu's face turned red and argued forcefully:
"Yes, you have to take care of it!"
Fahai shook his head, stopped grinding with her, and walked deeper into the cave.
The two of them followed the light for thirty meters, turned two more corners, and finally came to a stone room at the end.
"Ahh
Fahai saw that there was a person lying on a stone platform in the room, who was the old host of the Guanyin Zen Monastery before, and the golden Jinlan robe was draped on his body.
His eyes were closed on his wrinkled face at the moment, but his breathing was even, apparently unconscious.
He searched around again, but found that there were no other treasures in this stone room, and Fahai was disappointed.
Before coming to the stone platform, Fahai's face was a little unkind.
"The old thing is still pretending to sleep here?"
Fahai directly put his hand under the old monk's waist, grabbed his buttocks, and then grabbed it and pulled it violently!
"Get up for meβcome on!"
At the same time outside the cave.
When Zhang San passed by a dirt pit, he found a human corpse and called Sun Wukong.
When Sun Wukong saw it, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Oh! Isn't this the old monk of the Guanyin Monastery?"
Inside the cave.
Fahai was a little surprised by the feel of the palm!
It stands to reason that this old host is more than 270 years old, and the skin and flesh on his body have long been loose. But why is this buttocks still so silky? It's like eating Dove?
It's like a girl's elasticity...... Could it be ......
Just as he was wondering, the old host's body instantly burst into golden light, and a strong wind exploded on him, causing the entire cave to be shaken.
Fahai took three steps back because of his weak body at the moment, and his standing was unstable, and Zhang Yuchu, who had a low cultivation, was even more shocked and fainted directly.
"What's the situation?"
Fahai staggered and stood still, in the golden light, the figure of the old host gradually changed its appearance, and when the golden light dissipated and saw the changing figure clearly, Fahai couldn't help but be shocked!
"Guanyin, Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
On the stone platform, Guanyin Bodhisattva was wearing a brocade robe, staring at Fahai with a frosty face, and his eyes seemed to be eating people.
Cold sweat broke out on Fahai's face instantly, and his heart was 'puffing'.
"Gan! I actually pinched Guanyin's buttocks?"
The facts in front of him can be described as a slap in the face, and the Fahai is scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and the brain is almost crashed.
The dignified Guanyin Bodhisattva, the high-level leader of the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain, was actually pinched by himself, what kind of sin is this?
At the moment, because of the sequelae derived from flesh and blood, the qi deficiency and weakness are weak, if Guanyin is angry, then I won't finish playing?
Cold sweat was dripping in the blink of an eye at the corner of his forehead, and Fahai was thinking about countermeasures quickly in his mind, there was no doubt that the most important thing at the moment was to change the topic.
"Uh...... Hey...... Bodhisattva, you are really, how can you have the leisure to make such jokes with your disciples?"
Guanyin's chest rose and fell violently, and her face was still full of anger at the moment, but she still answered Fahai's question.
"This seat is like this, I want to see if your heart to eliminate demons is firm. β
As soon as she said this, Fahai's heart immediately moved, and his mind instantly remembered the green leaf that the black bear ate when he cultivated to increase dramatically, and now that he thinks about it, it should be a treasure given by Guanyin.
Then her purpose of helping the Black Bear Essence to elevate her cultivation to the exaggerated state of a half-step Daluo was really just as she said, to test her determination to eliminate demons?
Fahai is skeptical.
A feeling of irritability at the mercy of being calculated involuntarily came to his heart, and Fahai's heart turned from fear to anger, and he was not polite on his lips.
"I see, the Bodhisattva is really painstakingly devoted to my Fahai. It's just that you're pretending to be someone else, what are your intentions?"
Guanyin's face suddenly suffocated with anger when he heard this, and although the eyes flashed one after another, he couldn't hide his embarrassment, and he obviously couldn't answer.
In this case, she simply didn't answer, only took off the Jinlan robe on her body and handed it to Fahai.
"Put it on. β
Guanyin's face was as usual, but there was some oppression in his words.
Fahai looked at the robe in her hand, and did not take it immediately, but used the eye of insight.
Target: Jinlan robe
Grade: Mundane items
Note: The robe is affected by external forces and has been blessed with spell prohibitions, and its specific function is unknown.
Seeing that Fahai hesitated and refused to take it, Guanyin's face turned cold again, and the Da Luo Qi on his body was slowly released.
A strong pressure squeezed towards Fahai from all directions, making it even more difficult for his already weak body to support at the moment.
Fahai forcibly supported her body and did not fall, but in her heart she was secretly beaten, she was obviously forcibly coerced when she was weak.
Don't think about it, this robe must have a control spell similar to a golden hoop on it, and if you really wear it, there will definitely be no good fruit to eat.
"What should I do, what should I do?" Fahai's thoughts turned sharply in his heart, and he thought hard about how to save himself.
The only hole card in his hand that can threaten the realm of Da Luo is the one-time magic weapon hidden in his arms at this moment - Chongyuan Bead.
Although it is not yet certain that Guanyin is the Great Luo of the First Realm, with the power of the Chongyuan Bead to be able to kill the Great Luo of the First Realm, it is expected that it should also pose a certain threat to her.
- But.
In such a closed terrain condition, if you really use this hole card, Guanyin will not die or say that although he has the body of King Kong, it is also unpredictable to live and die. After all, this life-and-death event cannot be used to gamble, let alone ......
Turning his head and glancing at the unconscious Zhang Yuchu behind him, Fahai couldn't help but tighten his teeth.
As the pressure on his body increased, Fahai finally took over the Jinlan robe, but he said it later.
"Bodhisattva, it's naturally okay to ask your disciple to put on a robe, but I have a small request. β
When Guanyin heard this, his frowning brows stretched a little.
"Speak. β
Fahai hesitated a little, with a hint of shyness on his old face, and said with an embarrassed smile:
"Uh...... Hehe, it's a little embarrassing to say, the disciples have always paid attention to their own image after practicing for many years, for fear of losing the face of the disciples of Buddhism. When I wear clothes on weekdays, I am really not used to being watched by outsiders. β
Guanyin: What do you mean?
Fahai said with some twist: "Please also ask the Bodhisattva to go out of the cave first, wait for the disciple to put on the robe, and then visit the Bodhisattva outside the cave, I don't know what you think?"
Guanyin nodded after listening, did not refuse, and said:
"In that case, I'm waiting for you outside the cave. With that, he turned and left.
Ears listened carefully to the sound of her distant footsteps, and when it was certain that she was completely gone, Fahai hurriedly pushed Zhang Yuchu up.
"Wake up, wake up!"
"Huh...... Alas...... Great monk, what happened just now?"
Fahai waved his hand, and did not have time to answer her question, but asked anxiously:
"Do you have a needle and thread, do you know how to sew clothes?"
Seeing his abnormal behavior and such strange questions, Zhang Yuchu was a little confused for a while, and just nodded stunned.
"Bring, bringing. β
Guanyin Bodhisattva is waiting quietly outside the cave at the moment, and Sun Wukong and Zhang San are standing in place.
Different from Sun Wukong's casual relaxation, Zhang San's head was almost lowered under the crotch of his pants, and he didn't even dare to breathe.
A moment later, Fahai and Zhang Yuchu walked out of the cave.
Zhang Yuchu's cheeks were blushing, and after he got out of the hole, he quickly ran to the side and didn't say a word. Fahai's face was a little twisted, his hands tightly clutched the monk's robe and bowed, and his gaze at Guanyin was a little evasive.
And when Guanyin Bodhisattva saw the dress on his body-
- My nose is almost crooked!
Sun Monkey's eyes lit up and he was pleasantly surprised:
"Alas, master, when did your aesthetics get so close to my grandson? These 'Jinlan pants' are really good-looking and tight on you!"