Chapter 339: Collapsed Ginseng Fruit
Warm water vapor, pepper and spice flavor, with a strong spicy taste, if you don't consider Fahai, this Yan Moran is a big scene of a party.
Thousands of jumping ginseng fruit essence jumped up and down, strings of spices were thrown into the cauldron, and on the main course, there was only one taste, the Tang monk Fahai from the east.
Fahai looked at the familiar scene in front of him, he was no stranger, he used to like to have such a wild party, but what was different from before was that this time he sat in the food line, and the ginseng fruit essence next to him curiously poked Fahai's arm with a steel fork.
Fahai pushed the steel fork aside and smiled kindly, "Children, be polite, even if it is food, you have self-respect." ”
The little ginseng fruit essence said, "But, you're going to die soon!"
Fahai said, "What's wrong with the food? Can you just poke and play with the food? When you were eaten before, were you poked and played?"
The little ginseng fruit spirit thought for a while, "This, it doesn't seem to be." ”
"Isn't that right?" Fahai said, "Food is a treasure that God has given us to relieve our hunger, and we must respect and cherish such treasures, even if we are really full, we should not waste them, and we must worship them high." ”
The little ginseng fruit essence said, "I heard that people who learn scriptures are very powerful, why are you so weak as a person who learns scriptures!"
Fahai smiled, "Is it weak? The poor monk is now just using the Dharma to empathize with the art and feel the suffering you have had, which is a rare kind of Buddhist wisdom!"
The little ginseng fruit put the steel fork aside and read, "When you were before, there was a monk from Wanshou Mountain, called Tang Sanfu, and he dragged the ginseng fruit tree king out of the soil directly with one punch, and then asked the ginseng fruit tree king what the situation was!" The Ginseng Fruit Tree King was so frightened by that Tang San Burial that he lied a lot, it said that these dead babies and human materials were given by those immortals, and it didn't want to do it itself, that Tang San Burial seemed to be very disgusted with the heavenly immortals, he believed the king's lies without investigation, and then ran to fight with Zhen Yuanzi. ”
Fahai said, "Then which of the two of them won?"
The little ginseng fruit laughed, "My king won! That Tang Sanfu is indeed a tiger horse, but my ancestor Zhen Yuanzi is not bad, the two of them fought for a long time, and finally fought a defeat, and then Sun Xingzhi carried Tang San's funeral, and the ancestor was miserable, the patriarch's protector disciple Qingfeng Mingyue was beaten back, he gasped and wanted to go back to Wuzhuang Temple, but was caught by my king, do you know the end? It is the same as you now! My king ate the ancestor! Since then, he has ruled Wanshou Mountain and has become the realm master of the true meaning of this immortal world. ”
Hearing this, Fahai understood in his heart why Zhen Yuanzi was in exile and unwilling to return to the Earth Immortal Realm, and even used the nickname Pu Songling everywhere and was unwilling to admit that he was Zhen Yuanzi.
Think about the pet tree that you raised and eat yourself, this old face is lost to West Kunlun.
The little ginseng fruit looked at Fahai who was contemplating in the spice vapor, "Master, I have a question for you. ”
Fahai tilted his head and said, "What's the problem?"
Little Ginseng Fruit, "What Are Parents?"
Fahai smiled, "Parents are relatives. ”
Little ginseng fruit, "But I'm not human." ”
"Then how were you born?"
The little ginseng fruit gestured, " I, I don't know very well, I was woken up by the wind that day, and then I fell to the ground, the ginseng fruit king said that I have grown up, to do things for him, I began to patrol the mountains everywhere, every day waiting for the big ginseng fruit doll to give me their leftovers, sometimes they don't want to give me food, I go to rob, every time I was beaten, robbed more, I learned to be smart, began to steal, once I heard the monster outside the mountain say, like my small ginseng fruit will have a mother with it, what to eat or something, I was thinking, when can I have a mother, Master, I let you go, you give me a mother, okay?”
The little ginseng fruit looked at Fahai, and the half-foot-tall green baby face was extremely smart.
Fahai said, "It's a bit difficult to ask for a mother, but if you want a father, the poor monk can still help you." ”
Ginseng Guo looked at Fahai and rolled his eyes, "Master, I feel like you're taking advantage of me. ”
"Don't mess around!" Fahai coughed and said, "No matter what the poor monk says, he is also a high-ranking monk, and he will only take advantage of the female fairy, how can he take advantage of you as a Xiao Xiao spirit? “
At this moment, a large ginseng fruit essence with a height of two feet stepped on Fahai's cheek, "Annihilation? You bald donkey, are you intimidating us again? You don't pee to see yourself, you are also worthy of being our enemy?"
Fahai's eyes stared at the ginseng fruit essence feet on his face, "The poor monk advises you to take your feet back." ”
"I don't accept it, what can you do to me?" the giant ginseng fruit essence mocked, "I can't get used to you monks who usually talk about gods, not to mention cheating money and food, and still look like you are the best!"
Transparent water stains flowed out from the corners of Fahai's mouth, "The poor monk does not object to your statement, Buddhism is a little hypocritical, but hypocrisy is a kind of rigid need, just like loading coins, if the monk is not hypocritical, then how can he come to the great cause of the Three Thousand Floating Slaughter and spend thousands of lives? Also, the fragrance of your feet is really enough, and the poor monk can't help it!"
The giant ginseng fruit essence laughed, "You are like this! You still want to eat me? You have been tied up into a twist by your apprentice Sha Monk, how can you eat me! Come on, eat me!"
The giant ginseng essence snorted frantically in front of Fahai, pouting his ass for a while, bending over for a while, and teasing in various ways.
"What the hell!"
"It's so sassy!"
"This year, plant monsters can play with such flowers!"
"No matter, eat him!"
Fahai's eyes narrowed, and he smiled slightly, "Ruyi, whatever I want!"
As soon as these words came out, the giant monster was slightly stunned, "Why does this spell sound a little familiar......
"This is the Monkey King's spell!"
"This golden rope is actually a golden hoop stick!"
"And the sand monk is not controlled at all, my apprentice sand monk is a well-known partial immortal, his body is extremely weak, but the soul of the original god is so strong that even the poor monk does not dare to underestimate it, you actually think of controlling the soul of the sand monk, to be honest, the poor monk admires you very much!
Fahai stood up, Fahai had an extra golden stick in his hand, his bald head was shiny, and his face leaked an evil smile, he rubbed the corner of his mouth with one hand, his face was full of ecstasy, "It tastes really good!"
Hundreds of ginseng fruit essence lay on the ground, their eyes widened in shock, just now, the bald donkey's mouth, bigger than the donkey's mouth, suddenly swallowed the two-foot-tall ginseng fruit essence, this, this is simply impossible!