Chapter 284: Coconut, Coconut, Coconut
People's concepts are very stubborn, and once an impression is formed, it is difficult to change it.
And Zhan Qianwu is a proud person, from childhood to adulthood, only people beg her without her, even if she is wronged, she will not be wronged, even the closest third sister Zhan Qianqiong rarely hears her pour bitter water, and the impression of her who is familiar with her is that she is a lonely pine on the cliffside, straight, proud, and not afraid of wind and snow, but some are too unsociable and too difficult to approach.
Of course, this is the impression that people with ulterior motives have on her, such as the sixth prince You Jinglian, the soldiers under her command are convinced of her, and they do not despise her at all because she is a woman.
is such a character who would rather bend than bend, but he showed his weakest side in front of Feng Zhiping, and it was several times in a row, which she couldn't bear.
If she changes the object, such as Feng Zhiping's eldest brother Feng Zhili, a figure who can make her admire both civil and military, she may not be so uncomfortable, but the other party is Feng Zhiping, a gentleman who knows everything in Tianyuan, who mentioned that he didn't shake his head and sigh, sighing that there is no successor to the sword marquis, and the huge family business will be lost sooner or later.
Even if Feng Zhiping continued to show all kinds of surprises after meeting, impacting her cognition again and again, but because the time was too short, she could not match the inherent impression formed by hearing and seeing for more than ten years, which made her always instinctively look down on Feng Zhiping with a high attitude, even if she knew in her heart that this was inappropriate, reason could not cover her instinct, and it was difficult for her to say words like thanks and apologies, and even if she said it, she would never let Feng Zhiping know.
Therefore, when Feng Zhiping woke up with a spirit, what he saw was a pair of cold eyes, a cold face, and a cold gun.
"Damn, what are you doing!"
After rolling on his side, he sat up and rubbed back a long way, Feng Zhiping remembered that he didn't take the sword, and he was still resting next to Zhan Qianwu, and secretly cursed in his heart that he was unlucky, and helplessly raised his hands and posed in front of him.
"Hey, it's so good that I also saved your life, twice, let's not be grateful for the picture, and don't take revenge? It's a big deal, I admit the broken gold ring, I will pay for it! It's just a broken jewelry of the lower grade of the ground, my old Feng family has a big business, and I can afford it!"
Zhan Qianwu seemed to be moved, and turned his face sideways, and just when Feng Zhiping was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly raised his hand.
"You make yin... Hmm?!"
There is no hidden weapon, it is a piece of clothing covering the face, and there is a little fragrance when you smell it lightly, pick it up and take a look, women's model, Feng Zhiping was stunned and looked at Zhan Qianwu, sure enough, inside the leather armor is the middle coat, there is no outer shirt.
"Your clothes?" Feng Zhiping took the clothes and looked at them twice, "What do you mean, you gave it to me? Or cut off your robe? We don't have any righteousness, right?"
Zhan Qianwu's face turned away a little more, and he said coldly: "Put it on." ”
"Wear?" Feng Zhiping was a little confused.
What do you mean by this, humiliating yourself?
Hell, being Lao Tzu is not a man, is it?!
"Put it on!" Zhan Qianwu drank lightly, reached out and held the barrel of the gun, "It's okay not to wear it, I don't want that, I can help you pick it out!"
Feng Zhiping's face froze, he looked down, and grinned again.
It turned out that she was not wearing clothes, and she used her own coat to cover herself, no wonder her face was a little red, and she was shy to dare to love.
Although it is very exciting to expose it in front of a young woman, this young woman is not an ordinary woman, the gun is terrifying, Feng Zhiping didn't dare to mess around, and immediately got up and put it on his body.
His figure is much taller than Zhan Qianwu, Zhan Qianwu is wearing a strong suit with leather armor, and the clothes on his body always feel that they will burst at any time, and the most important thing is that the length of the clothes is only under the crotch of the thighs, and he will walk away when he takes a little step.
sighed, strutively took off his clothes as an apron around his waist, raised his arms and teased his legs, and finally felt comfortable.
"Thank you!" Feng Zhiping raised his hand in greeting.
Zhan Qianwu snorted lightly, not giving face at all: "I'm afraid of blindness." ”
Feng Zhiping rolled his eyes and muttered, "Cut, when you marry someone in the future, it's enough to see me better..."
Two beams of murderous eyes cut over, Feng Zhiping straightened his chest and waist, revealing a harmless smile of humans and animals.
Zhan Qianwu took a deep breath to calm down her anger, her eyes drooped, and she frowned.
"Cover it tightly!"
"It's convenient to move like this!" Feng Zhiping pulled the buckle left and right, "I'm not a little daughter-in-law, I can't take small steps, and I can't run when I encounter danger, that's it, don't look at me if you think it's an eyesore, I'll try to stay behind you." ”
Zhan Qianwu was helpless and waved her hand: "You go ahead, don't leave my sight." ”
This kid is easy to lose, and when he leaves, God knows when he will run away again.
"Okay!" Feng Zhiping smiled and scolded his mother in his heart.
Why is a dead woman so fine!
The stomach suddenly gurgled twice, Feng Zhiping rubbed it, suddenly remembered the coconut tree he saw before he fell unconscious, turned around and looked, it was really not an illusion, and he immediately smiled.
"I'm going to pick a coconut!"
Zhan Qianwu wanted to stop it, raised her hand, opened her mouth and put it down.
No way, she's hungry too.
rushed all the way to the coconut tree, climbed to the top in a few steps, the tired coconuts were close in front of him, looking like they were picked per capita.
"It's so hard!"
The coconut seemed to be at his fingertips, but when he really picked it up, he found that it was so strong, and it took his old nose to pick off two, Feng Zhiping reluctantly turned around and beckoned.
"Fourth sister, my sword is troublesome to throw up!"
Hmmm~Duo!
As soon as the words fell, a cold light surged in front of him, and the sword buzzed and trembled through the trunk, and the sword body was only three fingers from the tip of the nose.
Feng Zhiping almost didn't pee, he almost fell, and waved his fist as if venting his anger: "Thank you!!"
Zhan Qianwu, who was not poor in his voice, could naturally hear it, and deliberately raised his head to show a smiling face, but saw Feng Zhiping's "skirt" being blown around by the breeze, and the things inside were looming, so he hurriedly lowered his head and took a sip, his cheeks were slightly hot.
Phew, damn exhibitionists!
Feng Zhiping didn't find that he was gone, and with the help of the sword in his hand, he cut down a whole hanging of coconuts before jumping off the tree, and moved to Zhan Qianwu with a smile.
After moving the last two, he sat on the beach with a butt and a row of foreheads.
"Stupid! what are you doing with all this effort, just eat it under the tree!"
Zhan Qianwu had already thought of this, and deliberately did not remind or move the nest, Yu Guang looked at the annoyed Feng Zhiping and snickered in his stomach, picked up a coconut with a cold face, and turned it over and over for a long time without a place to start.
She had eaten coconut, to be precise, a dish made of coconut water, and the preparation process was all done by the chef of the palace, and she was only responsible for eating, so she didn't know how to eat this raw material at all.
With a sigh of relief, he put down his hand, and Yu Guang looked aside again, ready to see what Feng Zhiping was doing.
Feng Zhiping's multi-refined person had already discovered this, and the original unbearable hunger was forcibly endured, holding a coconut and playing back and forth, looking at Zhan Qianwu with a smile and not moving, and found that Zhan Qianwu gave a big smile after peeking at it, and raised his hand enthusiastically.
"Eat, I've picked a lot, you're welcome, eat it open!"
Bastard!
Zhan Qianwu was annoyed, but he didn't dare to attack, for fear of showing timidity, so he turned his head and played with the coconut in a similar way, and said lightly: "I'm not very hungry, you can eat first." 186 Chinese Network
Feng Zhiping slapped his thigh: "Coincidentally, I'm not very hungry either, why don't we eat later?"
Bastard bastard!
Zhan Qianwu's lungs were about to explode, and he secretly gritted his teeth and wondered what reason to find to let Feng Zhiping make the first move, but who knew that Feng Zhiping suddenly looked stunned.
"Fourth sister, don't you know how to eat?"
Nonsense, the old lady will still have to wait for you?
A bastard who kills a thousand knives, knowingly asks!
scolded Feng Zhiping in his heart, Zhan Qianwu's face was silent, and he sneered: "I don't have anything in King Zhan's mansion, it's just coconut, and His Majesty will give a big share of the tribute to my father every year, how can I not eat it!"
"Oh, yes. Feng Zhiping smiled brightly, "Then the fourth sister will start, taste and evaluate, and see how the coconuts here are more than tribute." ”
Zhan Qianwu really wanted to tear that face, so she restrained her emotions and said calmly: "I said, I'm not very hungry. ”
"Cut, I don't think you'll eat it. ”
Feng Zhiping hit the nail on the head, the corners of Zhan Qianwu's eyes twitched, and his gaze suddenly sharpened: "Who said I wouldn't? There is nothing in the world that I Zhan Qianwu can't do!"
"Yes!" Feng Zhiping smiled evilly, "Will you pee standing up?"
"You're looking for death!"
The spear instantly turned red, and the spearhead-like flames went straight to the Fengzhi Plane Gate.
Feng Zhiping had already prepared, and he dodged back and got up and retreated, shouting: "Just kidding, why are you so stingy!"
Zhan Qianwu suddenly got up and said in a cruel voice: "I don't know what to do, I'll teach you a good lesson for the Sword Marquis today!"
"Teach me, phew!"
Chaolu sword in hand, the blade of indifference also took advantage of the moment to touch it, Feng Zhiping was full of confidence, and shouted: "I can't afford to joke, and I am still annoyed and ashamed when I expose my wild words, Zhan Qianwu, you are just like this!
Mo Yun Yuanli was about to stimulate the power of the Blade of Indifference, Zhan Qianwu frowned, and put away the gun.
There is no way, the toxins in her body have only been temporarily suppressed, the internal force is lacking, and the strength that can be exerted is less than half of the usual, Feng Zhiping is really going to hide her tracks, and she may not be able to find it in her current state.
"This is only one time, not the next one!"
Coldly throwing down a sentence, Zhan Qianwu picked up a coconut, frowned and recalled all the information about it, and when he thought of the word "coconut water", he sneered and thrust the gun into the ground, holding both ends with both hands.
"Isn't it just a coconut, I'll eat it for you, learn hard!"
With that, he raised his head and raised the coconut above his mouth, pressed it with all his strength, and...
Bang!
The coconut shell is strong, but no matter how strong it is, how can it be against an innate brute force, the huge force squeezed down and exploded, the shell meat flew, and the coconut water poured Zhan Qianwu all over his face.
"Hahahahaha!!"
Feng Zhiping laughed wildly, laughed directly, and looked at the embarrassed and embarrassed Zhan Qianwu for a while, buried his face in the sand and hammered the ground for a while, and scratched Zhan Qianwu's face and red ears and red teeth to cluck, and he grabbed the spear again in annoyance.
"You're looking for death!"
"Okay, okay, don't shout and kill at every turn, lady? ”
"You want to take care of it, you will die for me!"
The flame gun stabbed, Feng Zhiping rolled twice on his side to dodge, wiped his tears and stood up before the second shot followed, and patted the coconut in his arms.
"Okay, let's rest, let's fill my stomach beforehand. Why bother to eat a coconut, no, no, and it's not ashamed to say it?"
Speaking of the luck dantian, a force converged on his fingers, and poked hard at the coconut shell, and there was suddenly a hole in the thick coconut shell.
The hole was raised upwards to Zhan Qianwu, and Feng Zhiping said with a smile: "Come, this is for you, taste whether it is sweet or not." Remember, don't just drink the soup, split it after drinking, there is meat in it, it's delicious. ”
Zhan Qianwu struggled with the gun for a long time, until her stomach growled twice, and then she thrust the gun into the ground with hatred and snatched the coconut with her hand.
Disgusted by Feng Zhiping's smiling face, she turned her back and put her mouth on the hole, and when she tilted her head, a stream of juice that tasted very similar to water but tasted completely different flowed into her mouth.
The taste was far from what she imagined, a little sour, a little astringent, and very sweet, a bit like her current mood, far less delicious than the chef in the palace.
The strange thing is that the things that she frowned at first tasted and had an endless aftertaste after two sips, and the more she drank it, the more addicted she became, and she thought that the main reason was that she was hungry.
The coconut was limited, and it was quickly emptied, and after the last two drops fell into his mouth, Zhan Qianwu shook it twice to make sure that there was indeed one more drop, and then he put down his hand and turned his head to look at Feng Zhiping.
Feng Zhiping was much more heroic, cutting off the small half with a sword, so that the small bowl of coconut core inside was exposed, and he drank it all up, and he was eating coconut meat at this time.
Seeing Zhan Qianwu looking, he stopped his hand, pinched a pinch of coconut meat and signaled: "Eat, you can see it when you split it!"
Zhan Qianwu frowned, this is too barbaric.
Although it is common for troops to gnaw dry food in the field during marching and fighting, the dry food is whole, and the chief officer has special personnel and utensils to serve him.
"Won't you get it, I'll do it!"
Feng Zhiping licked his fingers and was about to come over, Zhan Qianwu was so frightened that he hurriedly took two steps back: "No, I'll do it myself!"
Licked her fingers to break her coconut, she wanted to vomit when she thought about it, panicked and buckled the hole hard, and threw half of it away too hard, and the other half of her eyes were quickly delivered.
Watching Zhan Qianwu embroider the flowers pinching his three fingers and sending them to his mouth one by one, Feng Zhiping rolled his eyes secretly.
This is also with troops?
If he was under his own tent, he would have been kicked to the west by the old man.
A woman is hypocritical, no matter how fierce a dead woman is, she is also a woman, a virtue!
Sentimental!
After a pause, he unconsciously remembered You Shuang'er, Feng Zhiping put down his hand, squatted on the ground and looked at the sunset half of the water, and sighed regretfully.
Lonely men and widows, isolated islands in the sea of clouds, the blue waves and sunset in front of the woods are quiet, what a beautiful scenery, what a good opportunity, this atmosphere talks about life and feelings, if you have the opportunity, we will discuss the humanity of heaven and humanity, what a wonderful scene, how can it not be a lovely pair of children around you, but this dead woman!
Hey, there's no way, I can only wait for the future to be cultivated, and find a chance to bring Xiaoshuang'er here to revisit.
Hopefully, I'll be able to find the island by then.
I hope that this time it will be smooth sailing, and the whole beard and the whole shadow will go back.