Three hundred and forty-eight, stupid as smoke

"Nonsense, I am his son, and you all count. From the eighth day of spring to the twelfth day of spring, when I stood up and sat down, the officers and soldiers of the battalion laughed, and there was no fear just now.

Chen Lu also laughed and said, "Nima's, my old man has lived for more than 40 years, and I don't know that there is such a row." You dead ghost Lao Tzu numbered your little mothers, and also numbered your son, it turned out to be an illiterate person, you Lao Tzu must be a six-fingered person. ”

Chunqi said, "How do you know? You actually looked at my father's fingers. ”

Chen Lu laughed again, laughing and coughing again and again, and Duolan hurriedly stepped forward to beat his back. Chen Lu said: "My wife and children are all numbered to the twelfth, and they are all checked by their fingers, even if their surname is stupid, they are so stupid that they are smoking, so they can't take off their socks if they don't count, and they can check ten more numbers when they check their toes." ”

"You're wrong, my dad has twelve toes. ”

"Look, I'm right, that's stupid. I also understand, no wonder it's called sixth, stupid seventh, what about your mother?"

The other party was silent for a long time, and Chun Qi said, "Are you the lewd thief Chen Zicheng?"

Chen Lu knew that Mrs. Chun was by his side, and said, "You should step aside first, you are weak to speak, congenitally insufficient, or born for less than a month? ”

"I'm the eldest son, just say to me, you don't know the three outlines, five constants, three subordinates and four virtues? ”

Chen Lu scolded: "These inhuman brutes, what about the special Three Principles and Five Constants, your father was killed by me, you don't dare to arrest me, you have captured a civilian official and some small soldiers, you are ashamed, right?

"This eunuch is the boss of the mission, is it wrong to arrest him?"

"It's wrong, you're still the eldest son of the stupid sixth child, you're so stupid that you don't even understand the truth that there is a wrongdoer and a debtor. Go down, my old man really doesn't want to talk nonsense with you anymore. You can do whatever you like. I'm going to rest. Stop bothering me. ”

"Slow, I can put your boss back, you come to change, and your little wife, the vixen who seduces my dad with beauty. ”

Nalan was furious and was about to make a move, but Dolan stopped him and said, "The envoy is in their hands." ”

Nalan shouted loudly: "Stupid old seven, my aunt remembers you." ”

Chen Lu patted Nalan and said to the mountain on the right: "You say, how to play?"

"You and that little vixen of yours are standing just a stone's throw outside the camp, and we're going to put them all back. ”

"Good. Deal. ”

Nalan had already asked people to prepare the horse, led the horse and Chen Lu out, and said to Chen Lu with a smile: "I still can't do it without me, right? ”

Chen Lu said: "That's, who is our Nalan!"

Nalan helped him onto the horse, Ha San came over with a few hundred households, hugged his fists and saluted, Chen Lu said: "How do you feel that the wind is sluggish and the water is cold? Rest assured, we're fine. With that, Nalan led the horse and walked out.

Walking a stone's throw away, Chen Lu said, "Let people go." ”

Li Da, Xizi and others were already standing next to the camp. The sentry commander immediately came out and escorted him into the camp. Chen Lu looked at a few things normally and put his mind at ease. Nalan said: "My lord, there are six less, and they are scoundrels. ”

Chunqi laughed and said, "Your little wife is good, I like it, be careful enough." That's right, four smoked, and two were about to smoke. ”

Nalan said, "Farewell." ”

"It's up to you. A rope flew and bound them together, and they were tied strongly.

Chen Lu said: "Hey, it's too tightly tied, we can't tie it together, what about the three outlines and five constants you just mentioned? Do you know if men and women give or receive kisses?" Before the words fell, the two of them were like being pulled away, and Nalan just didn't let go of the horse reins. They were instantly at a compound.

The people in the camp, seeing that Master Chen hadn't finished speaking, disappeared all of a sudden, and even the horses were gone, and everyone hugged Li Da to return to the big tent. Li Da was a little stupid, and everyone put him on the bed.

Dolan looked at her face for a moment, but she didn't ask for a pulse, and said, "It's okay." He turned around and took out some medicine from the medicine box, put it in a cup, mixed it with rice wine, and gave it to a few people, and within two quarters of an hour, several people regained consciousness.

Li Da said: "General Ha, you must protect the big tent, they will set it on fire." ”

Ha San said: "Don't worry, my lord, it has been arranged, who did it?"

Li Da said: "It was to kill the sixth child in the camp, a few days ago it was his wives, and today it is his sons." "Ha San has been confirmed that Chen Zicheng is indeed a half-immortal body.

Han Liu'er interjected: "Now we can't see them again, they're not on the mountain?"

Li Da said: "Where is it on what mountain, it is in the manor, this is the ecstasy array they set up. ”

Then a sentry came, and a woman asked to see her at the gate. Ha San said: "Ignore her, and release the arrow when you get close." ”

The sentry said, "She said she came to save Chen Zicheng." ”

Ha San said: "Be bold, dare to call Lord Chen by his name, palm his mouth." ”

Li Da said: "No, he is just passing on the word, you go and see, maybe some help is unknown." Dolan, did Master Chen tell you anything?"

Dolan said: "Lord Chen has said something about the stupid old six families, but he just said it briefly. The person who helped us is called Yoyo, and he is dead, and there is another unknown life and death, so let's go and meet him with Lord Ha. ”

Han Liu'er put a ghost talisman in Dolan's hat, took two people to escort her, and a few people walked out.

The woman was confronting the sentinel, and Ha San was relieved and said, "It's human." Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, if she wasn't human, she would have been hit by the ghost talisman on the fence.

She saw Dolan and said, "Girl, I'm the third eldest Yanyan of the Spring Mansion, is Lord Chen arrested, I'm here to save him." ”

Dolan knew that she had recognized the wrong person, and said, "You didn't let your boss kill you?"

"No, the fifth child saved me, but she let the old witch kill her, and the others died and were injured. I know she's going to come and trouble you. I don't know mana, others brought me here, got on the official road, and came on horseback, seeing that you are here, I am relieved, Lord Chen is okay, right?"

Ha San saw that this was true, and he couldn't help but add a little jealousy in his heart. This Chen Zicheng is nearly half a hundred years old, but he has a woman's popularity, so he said: "Why is it okay? This is my sister Dolan. ”

Yan Yan stomped her foot and said, "It's still too late." After saying that, he shouted into the air, "Fool." After shouting three times, a voice came from the mountain in the east: "Xiao Jiu has seen Sanniang." ”

"You and Lao Shi will come to see me immediately. ”

"We can't get into the embassy camp. ”