Chapter 44 Molesting the Pig Gangguana
It was the third watch of the night.
The quiet second-floor attic ushered in a gust of wind, blowing the window bolt open. In the dim darkness of the night, a fat body laboriously squeezed in through the window.
Heavy footsteps stomped on the floor, only to shake the room.
From the two-point candlelight in the room, it can be seen that a fat man is wearing a straight cloth jacket that is not green and blue, and a flower cloth hand towel is tied around his neck.
Looking at his face again, I saw a black face with horizontal cheeks, a long mouth and big ears, a long mane on the back of his head, a rough and afraid body, and a head and face like a pig.
"Cuilan, my beauty, don't you think I have one?"
Behind the gauze tent of the boudoir bed, a lazy delicate body propped up. Just listen to the soft voice:
"Xianggong ~ me!"
These four-character tiger and wolf sentences made the pig who had just entered the house widen his eyes, and the pig's chin hung on the ground.
"Jade, Magnolia, what did you say?
"I hate it~ You idiot is so annoying! Such a shameful word, do you have to say it again?"
A crack opened in the gauze tent, and a bare foot came out of it.
"Idiot, what are you doing in a daze? Spring Festival is short......
Pig Gang took a deep breath and swallowed two more mouthfuls of saliva. Just listen to him:
"Yulan, you don't look down on me, I have also been Marshal of Tianpeng in the sky, and I have seen any scene. You've never let me touch a finger in the past, but what's wrong with today?"
A faint sigh came from behind the curtain.
"Alas...... Isn't it because fate is almost over? ”
The pig just had a fat face and was stunned. "Fate is over, how is fate over?"
"Hmph! Today, my parents are throwing bricks and tiles through the wall, and they are scolding very ugly. ”
Pig Gangguan: "What did he scold?"
"What else can you say? It's just that the people in the village laughed at him for recruiting a monster as his son-in-law, ruining his morality, and insulting his style, so I want to ask a mage to come and get you!"
Pig Gang laughed when he heard this.
"Hahaha...... What should I do?
I have a change in the number of Tiangang, the nine-toothed nail palladium, what are you afraid of? Could it be that you have forgotten that the Taoist priest who claimed to be the Heavenly Master Mansion of Longhu Mountain a month ago was not sent away by me?"
The table in the room suddenly "popped", and the pig turned his head sharply.
"What's going on?"
"Did you hear me wrong, what's the noise?" a plain hand reached out from the gauze tent and grabbed him by the placket. Then he said:
"My father said that this time he invited a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. ”
Zhu Gangguan's face changed when he heard this!
"What did you say? The holy monk who learned the scriptures from the West? Are you not mistaken?"
"Not only that, but also ......"
"Who else?"
A voice suddenly sounded behind him.
"And it's me, the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago - your grandfather is also!"
A truncated rod was placed on the back of the neck at some point. Zhu Gangguan's heart jumped, and he was about to make a move, but it was at this moment......
Sudden change!
I saw that the plain hand that was grabbing his front placket suddenly burst out with unimaginable force, and slammed down!
"Bang!"
The pig's fat body was thrown to the ground like a weightless leaf.
Sun Wukong flipped his entire body over with one kick, and then stepped on his chest.
At the same time, the tables and chairs in the room were kicked open, and Zhang Yuchu and Zhang San also appeared. The small room suddenly became crowded.
Zhu Gang snorted in pain, turned over and opened his eyes again, but saw a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, staring at him with a man and a woman, and couldn't help but be shocked.
"Who are you?"
Zhang Yuchu snorted coldly, kicked him, and said:
"Goblin, do you have the courage to kill my Longhu Mountain's disciples, but they don't recognize me as an enemy?"
Suddenly, a calm male voice came from the bed.
"Didn't I tell you where I came from?
Zhu Gangguan jerked his head back to look at Gao Yulan on the boudoir, but his eyes almost popped out at this sight.
After seeing the gauze tent, the originally graceful and delicate woman's body suddenly turned into a burly and strong man's body.
The bald old monk Fahai lined up the gauze tent and showed his figure. Said with a smile:
"Surprised, surprised?"
Zhu Gangguan pointed at Fahai and trembled:
"You—you're the one who took the scriptures??,that, what about Magnolia?what did you do to her?"
Zhang San on the side replied: "Miss Gao is reuniting with her parents at the moment, so I won't worry about you." ”
Hearing this, Zhu Gangguan was silent for a while, and then asked:
"What do you want?"
Fahai: "That old lady Gao thinks you are a monster, and being his aunt will damage his reputation, so he begged my master and apprentice to kill you." ”
Zhu Gangguan was stunned when he heard this, and then scolded:
"Straight lady thief! If I hadn't worked hard to earn this family business for him, how would he be where he is today? I can't imagine that this old thing is so ruthless! I don't miss the old love at all?"
Fahai: "That being said, but this holy monk is merciful, as long as you write a document to withdraw from your relatives and cut off the Gao family, I won't hurt your life, how about it?"
The two surnamed Zhang on the side couldn't help but change their faces when they heard this! Zhang Yuchu said angrily:
"Well, if you spare me, you won't spare me! My Longhu Mountain's men died at his hands, can this revenge not be avenged?"
She had a pungent temperament, and she didn't hesitate to speak in her hand, drew out her sword, and plunged it directly into Zhu Gangguan's chest.